Banish The Wheeler!!!

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Author: feral flyboy

Started: May 5, 2004, 5:40:26 pm

Target: UK Department of Health and Safety

Category: Health

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Campaign for the banishing of Robert J Wheeler to the land of wind and ghosts on the grounds of public health and safety. Main manifesto points include 1. His hairy feet
2. His dubious sexual habits
3. His general hygiene standards
4. His inability to do housework
5. His penchent for ****ting on desks

This 5 point manifesto should be more than enough to win your signature!

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Robert J Wheeler said 10/22/07, 4:55 pm (verified)

Sounds like a not a nice person... but he isnt me :)hehehehehehehehhehehehe hehehehehehehehehe

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burn the burberry said 01/02/07, 9:37 pm (verified)

chavs are sheep in shite clothing.rob wheeler represents the very scum this society is breeding,ill mannered,liable to become undeserving parent of a badly raised chavite child who will be dragged up on a diet of oasis albums,shameless on tv and grand theft auto games.feck y'all ya scummy dole scrounging layabouts.oh and rob is a complete waste of space

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most said 09/20/04, 4:06 pm (verified)

I want photo naked girl and fuck women

#33

George W Bush said 06/18/04, 3:14 pm (verified)

For the good of humanity, I proclame a War on Wheeler. We must stand firm and rid the world of the despicable tyranny that Wheeler imposes upon mankind. For the love of God, banish this man!

#32

Chris McHugh said 06/18/04, 3:10 pm (verified)

I've been unfortunate enough to live in a shared house with this man the entire year. Only today has he left and the angels of the heavens are rejoicing in a bountiful cacophonany of celebration.

#31

Evolution Toilets said 06/18/04, 3:10 pm (verified)

I have seen some shit in my time, but seeing the Wheeler in action has taken away my will to flush. Banish the Wheeler!

#30

Abu Ghraib Prison Guards said 05/23/04, 2:25 pm (verified)

Forget the land of wind an' ghosts, get that bastard down to the Ghraib! We'll look after him good!

#29

J K Rowling said 05/16/04, 8:25 pm (verified)

When reading my books has become a byword for the kind of sleazy sex you wouldn't wish on the cast of club reps, then enough is enough! Banish this pervert!

#28

2:1 said 05/16/04, 8:13 pm (verified)

I have never met this fellow, and I don't think I ever will, but I whole-heartedly agree that he should be banished to the land of wind and ghosts.

#27

Vitamin Lee said 05/16/04, 8:11 pm (verified)

Awight Hormone!!!!!!! Good to see you here! I love being a chav, and I love Rob Wheeler. Chavs 4 eva!

#26

Jonny Hormone said 05/16/04, 8:06 pm (verified)

LAAAAAARGE!!!!!!! 'AVE IT!!!!!!!!!! CHOOON!!!!!!!!!!! Me and my chav mates think Wheeler is a top lad! Banish this petition!

#25

Amsterdam Ladies of the Night said 05/13/04, 7:53 pm (verified)

We totally disagree with this petition. Without this man's regular visits to our brothels to use our services, our kids would not be going to school. Shitting fetishes are charged at a premium.

#24

South Korea said 05/11/04, 7:49 pm (verified)

Unfortunately due to body hair laws Mr RJ Wheeler will be intercepted at Customs and banished imediately to the land of Wind and Ghosts, if he arrives on our country. We find this very regretful as our new 'English with Table Fouling' joint honours course is in need of lecturers.

#23

Michelle McManus said 05/09/04, 9:12 pm (verified)

This bloke is so fucking foul that even I wouldn't touch him with a shitty stick. And I'm fucking fat.

#22

Osama Bin Laden said 05/08/04, 6:57 pm (verified)

I issue a fatuah on the head of the infidel who shat on my turban and used my beard to wipe his arse. Banish Him!

#21

Truda Mostue said 05/08/04, 6:54 pm (verified)

As a Famous vet and distinguished alumni, I must say that the Wheeler is a disgrace to the University of Bristol. Even my horse has enough manners to know not shit on anyone's desk! Banish Him

#20

Lembit Opik said 05/08/04, 6:52 pm (verified)

As Lib dem spokesman for wind and ghosts, and Bristol's most celebrated alumni I whole heartidly endorse this just crusade.

#19

Matthew Amroliwala said 05/08/04, 4:33 pm (verified)

This petition has been a long time coming. Banish him!

#18

Salamander Jones said 05/07/04, 2:21 pm (verified)

The eternal funk of a thousand piles of shit on a thousand desks linger around his very presence... Banish this abomination!

#17

Soapy Water said 05/06/04, 6:12 pm (verified)

Having never met this man I am unable to comment on him personally, but if what I have heard is true I should think myself lucky. Banish him!

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