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The pollution of whiney little *****es in the fark forums has gotten out of hand. While I understand that these little sissies provide revenue for fark.com, they also create un-needed frustrastion in the fark community or with anyone who has at least the brains of a mollosk. The website appeared to be doing fine before they came along, and I say its time that we ended this nonsense. Say, maybe getting one of these crybabies laid.
This petition is a request to the higher-uppers of Fark.com to have all current whiney *****es slapped upside the head with a horses penis, and forbid future posting of mincing little pansies. Current examples of said annoying little bastards can be found just by reading about 1/3 of the forum posts or TotalFark submissions. I feel that the successful removal of these sad little *****es, or at least getting them out of their parents basements and actually meeting women (who are not inflatable) will provide a happier, cleaner community for the fark users to frolic in. And if nothing else, maybe shut one of these little prissy nose pickers the hell up.
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