Lets see. . .Zack is an egocentricraghead, along with his nerdy brotherCody they like tosuck each otherscocks all day. Theirmother, Mary or Cary or Terry or whatever the hell her name is is aspiky-haired bitchwho sings like asack of shit. Thereis Mr. Moseby whois an uptight f***and likes dicks. Maddie is a blondebitch who is pooras piss and bitches about the rich Asianwhore London whois a snobby slut.Arwin is the hotel nerd and needs to get laid by the twins' mother. Esteban is a Hispanic f*** and a total closet fag. Then there's Lance,the gay hotel lifeguard that f****ducks all day andPatrick, the restaurant managerwho is definitely gay and a completeasspirate. Bob is the twins' faggotfriend who looks likea total homo. Agnes is the grotesque nerd bitch who wants tograb the twins' balls. Chef Paolo isa fat lardo who is sopathetic, he eats chocolate with gravy. Max is a lesbian chick whopretends to like Zack but really longs for somevagina action.There's the ownerof the other hotelwho looks like af***ing man andis a total fat ass.Tapeworm is a dickweasel who sucks f***s allday and the nunswho are completerectal-suckers andThen there's theBritish twin bitchesthat like to punch the twins in the nut laugh. Milicentis an emo bitch thathas total peopleproblems. Nia, Mr.Moseby's niece isa fat-assed bitchthat sucks cunts.Hmm. . .oh yeah,that gay kid thatMaddie liked in the episode where theyhad the prom was a total douchebagand Drew is a skinny asswipe thatinvades anises.Now that's everybody, so f***off!!

All of them are cool