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Created by Hal D on April 13, 2005, 11:00 pm

Guilty pleasures can often be the worst of 'em all. American Idol is no exception. Perhaps you watch the program and do not even realize that you should be ashamed/embarrassed about doing so. Perhaps, God forbid, you've bought some of the music put out by previous seasons' "idols". In any case, sign below to admit your failings as a human being:

Tell us of your love for "Idol". Have you actually bought a Clay Aiken CD? or downloaded a Kelly Clarkson song off the 'net? did you actually endure the Kelly/Justin silver screen disaster? do you watch the airings of the program despite the fact that they never sing a song you'd actually listen to otherwise? do you pretend to believe that the obviously staged "bad performances" by such as W. Hung and M. Roach are genuine attempts by folks who think that they can sing (of course, deep down, you know it's orchestrated garbage meant to draw in the viewers)? do you sit on your sofa ranting at Simon because you think so and so "idol" sang quite well, contrary to Simon's harsh words? For these and other "Idol"-related transgressions, sign below and tell of your misdeeds.

Admit your failings now.
      


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98 2 weeks ago    Colin Dyer: KILL THEM! KILL THEM ALL!
97 2 weeks ago    ElectroJewelz (Anti-Jonas): I hate American Idol and Clay is a fag
96 2 weeks ago    IdolsGAY yesindeed: I support this petition because IDOL IS GAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!
95 3 weeks ago    Lauren Archuleta: How is it even possible to hate AI???? It's seriously the greatest show ever!!!! Even though David Archuleta should have won last season!!
94 3 weeks ago    Luis R.: Dude! Your an idiot, and a jealous one at that, your just hating on Clarkson and Aiken cause you'll probably NEVER be as famous as they are, so stfu >.<
93 9 Jul 2008 - 7:43    shay : I support this petition.
92 9 Jul 2008 - 0:05    gallop20 : I heart american idol
91 7 Jul 2008 - 6:17    stefanee16 : i do this cuz i do wat the **** i choose to do when ever the **** i want to do it k and thats me so shut the **** up about jessie McCartney being gay he's not gay ♥.
90 5 Jul 2008 - 15:17    Princess.Jafri : SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP PPPPPPPPPPPIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD and IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT TTTTTTTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCC CCCCCCCCCCCCCC
89 29 Jun 2008 - 2:19    MARTENCABO : I LAIK RUNESCAPE.
88 24 Jul 2007 - 8:31    Rosnely : ROSNELY IS SUPER DOPE =)
87 31 May 2007 - 10:05    shane tracy : I LOVE SIMON COWELLHE'S SOOO HOTT! HE HAS A GREAT FIGURE :-*
86 23 May 2007 - 6:10    Jeff Stackhouse : I love american Idol it rocks!ALSO.... please go to my KELLY CLARKSON petitions @www.petitionspot.com/pet itions/helpjeff and www.petitiononline.com/he lpjeff/ It's my latest attempt to find justice in this world of hate crimes. Please do not let hate win this battle!!! I need all of your support. From Jeff
85 7 Jan 2007 - 17:38    kayla :
84 9 Jun 2006 - 1:36    DemetriusMcCray :
83 28 Apr 2006 - 6:37    Katie : American Idol is the best show ever! i couldn't think of another show i'd rather watch on Tues. and Weds. than American Idol. Last year, my brother and I fought over Carrie Underwood and Bo Bice. This year, we're hoping Katherine McPhee and Chris Duaghtry will make it to the final 2 and this time, I want Katherine and my brother wants Chris. So, once again, we're fighting over who we want to win. but goofing around like this makes watching it even better because it makes it fun.
82 17 Apr 2006 - 9:14    mr.rune.help : AMERICAN IDOL ****S. EVERYONE WHO WATCHES IT AND VOTES SHOULD GO GET A LIFE
81 14 Apr 2006 - 23:21    Greg : I support this petition.
80 23 Mar 2006 - 6:08    Shoshanah : yeah, i watch american idol. so what? garbage, my ass.
79 20 Mar 2006 - 18:46    I AM GAY : BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE vBUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEEEE BUMMEEEE
78 20 Mar 2006 - 15:23    dsopkgrewoij;htewij;khtew oij;htewoijoijoijht : teuojhjtejkhjklhjklhjklgf hjkhjkhjklgreahjkhjklgfra hjklhjkhjklgfahjkhjkfdsah jklhjkgrsahjkgrs
77 20 Mar 2006 - 15:22    CATS SUCK : CATS **** AND YOU ARE A LOSER!!!!!!
76 27 Feb 2006 - 2:37    CATS ROCK : I wanted to go on that thing but then I realized I was stupid to think that.I think cats ROCK
75 14 Feb 2006 - 22:56    Fantasia : American Idol is brilliant , I live in Ireland so its a few weeks behind but Its still cool because the reality shows we have are crap !! Things like your a star and **** but they do get a €1,000,000 record deal so whos complaining
74 12 Feb 2006 - 9:09    amanda : I love to watch american idol
73 12 Feb 2006 - 8:19    Dominique : I always watch american idol. and I love it
72 11 Feb 2006 - 6:13    Jolayna : I am very good I love Carrie Underwood and I love her song jesus take the wheel and I think you are jelous of people who have talent in singing and you dont when I am 16 I am going on and WINNING and I think you lost got voted off got yelled at by simon palua and Randy and cried about it and anything else I forgot
71 9 Feb 2006 - 6:08    matt : u all probably lost or got *****ed out by simon i find that ****ing hilarious.the show got so old just give it up. But it funny watching people get made fun of thinking their good singers. do u ever listen to urself panzies
70 2 Feb 2006 - 3:20    hans Gomez : BOMB THEM
69 27 Jan 2006 - 20:33    Liss : wtf, man??? i mean, no one's gonna be struck down dead for watching american idol. and i do listen to that music. and a lot of those people really do think they can sing. i know, because my tone-deaf friend tried out one year and was told that she sounded like a bag of drowning cats (courtesy of simon, of course). i would love to try out for A.I. one day. and i don't think i sound like anyone famous unlike some other people. but i'm pretty good. not that that's particularly relevant.
68 25 Jan 2006 - 10:28    yo dady : i watch american idol. Also when I turn 16 I will go on there and be The American Idol.
67 25 Jan 2006 - 7:21    deaqua : i think icould sing very ggood i sing like ashanti i has a great voice i think i would be the next american idol ok so i think yall should give me a chance
66 24 Jan 2006 - 12:30    Amanda Panda : I watch American Idol, therefore I ****. God strike me dead now, please, for I have no control over my boundless stupidity.
65 24 Jan 2006 - 12:29    Amanda Panda : I watch American Idol, therefore I ****. God strike me dead now, please, for I have no control over my boundless stupidity.
64 19 Jan 2006 - 5:30    spencer : I support this petition.
63 19 Jan 2006 - 1:04    Kayla Wiseman : I support this petition.
62 19 Jan 2006 - 1:04    Kayla Wiseman : I support this petition.
61 17 Jan 2006 - 19:01    Stephanie Gilbert : I support this petition.
60 14 Jan 2006 - 6:34    Nicole : american idol is the biggest PREP show on the face of the earth!
59 13 Jan 2006 - 7:04    Anna : the only person who made it big from the show was kelly.they have so many crap singers they should just give up.
58 10 Jan 2006 - 17:56    Julie Wilk : **** you. Thank you. **** you.
57 10 Jan 2006 - 1:40    Emily hang : I support this petition.
56 4 Jan 2006 - 5:41    blow me : TALLMANSVILLE, W.Va. — Rescue workers came closer to the space in which they believe 13 West Virginian coal miners are trapped Tuesday, but the CEO of the company that owns the mine still said "we are clearly in a situation where we need a miracle." Ben Hatfield, CEO of the International Coal Group Inc., said the drilling of two holes near where they believe the miners are located was completed, but the drills stopped short of the destination to allow rescue workers in the shaft to evacuate for any further action. Drillers are roughly 600 feet away from where the miners are believed to be trapped, which Hatfield says would take three to five hours to push through. Earlier in the day, tests concluded that carbon monoxide levels in parts of the mine were far above the normal limit. Hatfield said there were no updates on the levels later in the afternoon. The search for the miners — who have been trapped underground for more than 35 hours as of 2:30 p.m. ET — in Sago Mine has been discouraging thus far, mine officials said, but the search will continue until there is absolutely no hope left. "There is hope they could be at another location or they could be barricaded somewhere" else in the mine where the carbon monoxide levels aren't as harmful, Hatfield told repTALLMANSVILLE, W.Va. — Rescue workers came closer to the space in which they believe 13 West Virginian coal miners are trapped Tuesday, but the CEO of the company that owns the mine still said "we are clearly in a situation where we need a miracle." Ben Hatfield, CEO of the International Coal Group Inc., said the drilling of two holes near where they believe the miners are located was completed, but the drills stopped short of the destination to allow rescue workers in the shaft to evacuate for any further action. Drillers are roughly 600 feet away from where the miners are believed to be trapped, which Hatfield says would ta
55 4 Jan 2006 - 0:34    amanda : does this have a piont or did you just wake up one day and decide to trash talk one of the most popular tv shows..or maybe you are jealouse because you could never make it on a show like this
54 28 Dec 2005 - 16:36    citcat : whoever it was who wrote '****arse so many times has a LOT of free time!!! ~~(,, ,,">
53 28 Dec 2005 - 5:17    harriet dabbs : I support this petition.
52 24 Dec 2005 - 2:23    Micayla : I support this petition. I love American Idol!
51 22 Dec 2005 - 9:22    ashley : I support this petition because i beleive no matter how long it may take or how far you look your dream will follow because no matter who you are you are the star you have dreamed of and nothing or know one can change that.
50 21 Dec 2005 - 4:52    damonte lancaster : I support this petition.
49 21 Dec 2005 - 3:56    Harriet Dabbs : I support this petition.I just love going on your website everyday and find out just what I need to win this and be a star. Theres a place in my heart that tells me'okay harriet you're gonna win this no matter what" because I know that I am capable to do so.