Ashlee SUX! She is trying to ride the coattails of her much more talented sister. Plus, ahslee has the most unfortunate looking face I have ever seen... looks like a lying sack of sh**! What ever the reason was for the lip-synching scandal... I'm glad it happened. I hope everyone see's her for what she really is... a nobody!
Thanks ashlee! Your lucky I didn't go and by your cd, because it would be in the microwave by now! But i'm still gonna delete my downlload of "pieces of me" of kazaa, and never listen to it again. So hmphhh! YOU PARASITIC, GOOD FOR NOTHING, LEECHING, AIRHEAD, "HOE"-BAG!
As soon as I saw that lip-synching bitch screw up the song (AND blame it on her band) I Googled "Ashlee Simpson sucks" to see if any other people were as pissed off as me. It's like these boy band/poseur "punk" bands with their leadless electric guitars and their "We're punk Gods, now lets sing about the year 3000!" bollocks. If *I* had sold my soul and bass to that bitch, I would at least have the courtesy to throttle her with my lead the moment she would blame me. Lemmy for Prez, y'all. I'm outie.
Guys, I know my sister really sucks... she's almost as bad as I am.... but continue to buy our album because we're...like.. pretty and stuff... i'm gonna stuff my face with some buffalo wings and chikin of the see now.. love, jessica
What a joke! I would like to thank the drummer for "hitting the wrong button" and bringing this lying bitch to the attention of the public. As a singer myself I would recommend permanent vocal rest.
AHHHH, I NEVER THOUGHT I COULD HATE SOMEONE SO MUCH!! WE WENT FROM THE RAMONES TO ASHLEE SIMPSON!! YEAH, SHES HARD CORE!! IM SUPPOSE TO ROCK OUT TO THIS SHIT!! SHES A DAME WANNABE! BITCH! AND HER FAKE ASS FRIENDS! WHO WOULD KICK IT WITH THAT SHIT! THEY GIVE EACHOTHER OTHER MORAL SUPPORT. REMINDING EACHOTHER THAT THEYRE A PUCK ROCK BAND! MTV HAS GONE TO HELL!!! THE SHIT THEY PLAY NOW??? NO, ILL PASS ON HILLARY, LINDSAY AND ASHLEE! FUCK I WANNA SMASH HER FACE!!!
how dare she blame the band. they know how to play and the show must go on. if she was ant knid of performer she would have pulled that mess up outta the nose dive. but you see gentle reader she is nothiing but a tron-whore who has the worlds richest hand stuck up her virgin puppet ass. she has not a clue what she do!! the sad thing is this probably wont end her carrer. maybe we'll get lucky and she'lll o.d. on pepcid ac and choke to death on her own vomit lying on her black punk rock canopy princess bed. bah!!!!
I've just discovered that Ashlee Simpson got into music thru her daddy, but never showed up for her voice lessons and missed her required physical. More on the Evening News with Dan Rather.
What's sad is that even after the SNL disaster she continues too be manufactured. For example: before the show ended, it was likely a SNL cast member, not her, that told her to give the "hoe-down" line to alleviate the impact. Secondly, at last night's RMA'S I guarantee it was someone else's idea, not here's, to make that stupid joke refering to her fuck up Saturday. All for "clever" comic relief. Nice try Ashlee but your still kniving, fraudulent, POSEUR!
Guess the only thing left for you to do now ash is pose in penthouse or hustler, soemthing like that. don't go for playboy, you massive shnoze won't get you in. use your hot-air head to fly you and that retarded jig back to texas you HONKEY!
just admit that you're having another blonde moment, you pathetic packaged poser. nice dance by the way, that looks so ethnic, where did your publicist researched that? at k mart parking lot?
awwwww, i heard it was recently your birthday Ashlee! good! get a fucking cd player that works, maybe the you wont have to worry about being exposed again for the sickening media concoction you are. MILLI VANILLI WANNABE!
after snl it look like yo'll be in the shadows a lot longer than planned you poseur! grow the fuck up and stop vomiting you bullshit music at helpless little pre-teens and get a nose reduction while your at it, pig!
Hey she is alot like Courtney Love...She feeds of other people's fame (Cobain/Jessica)She's immature, sleazy and an air-head, among many other simalarities. AND BY TUESDAY YOU ARE FADING.....INTO OBLIVION HOPEFULLY!!!
Sorry, I had to add one thing: #153... who ARE you? Tool utilizes highly orchastrated melody, instrumental composition, well-thought out and organized, original, BEAUTIFUL and painful lyrics, and one of the best frontmen in the business that even doubled for APC while doing a new album. All the while having NOTHING to do with Simpson and/or this forum. If Tool "sucks" as you say, I'd LOVE to know what, in God's name, is YOUR definition of GOOD? Never mind, don't tell me, I just had breakfast.
this whore has the biggest nose since barbara streisand and she looks like a crow. she probably sounds like one too. "probably" because i wouldnt know, she uses a computer to speak. FRAUD!!!!!!!
Theres isnt any need to get into personal attacks but she is a PARASITE! Go back "in the shadow's" Ashlee you talentless LEECH. Give REAL musicians a chance!
I hated this bitch when she first got that show on MTV. They compared her to Courtney Love?!?!?! See, AshlEE... THIS IS WHAT YOU GET. Karma Police: Arrest this girl.
Acid Reflux?!
Acid ReSux!
Talentless wannabe hack pimped by her parents to the horror of everyone who can sing or has any kind of ear for music. DIE DIE DIE DIE DIIIIE!
When you kill yourself, please do it to "Hammer-Smashed Face" by Cannibal Corpse!
This story just keeps getting better and better. Now she admits that she was lipsynching, but it was because she had acid reflux!! Why can't she just admit that she sucks and leave our ears alone in peace? It is because of force fed skanks like this that I refuse to buy any music lately. Not until real artists start showing up.
By the way, where does she get off calling her self "Ashlee" with the "im different, i dont spell my name "Ashley", it probably helps give her that punk rock antiestablishment image.
Ashlee couldn't sing on SNL because she had a sore throat from drinking my cum. Please leave my little baby alone. Our familiy is needs her career to suceed so we can buy nose jobs and I can get a sex change and get my own reality show, Love Daddy JOE.
Last night's RMA's proves the girl is just another mass produced, recording studio created voice that shouldn't be heard in public. Acid reflux? Ashlee would be a great Republican candidate!
I've always hated her. She seems just like she's just jealous of her sister and wanted her own shit. I couldn't be more happy that this happened to her. fuck her
"I'm totally against it and offended by it," Simpson told Lucky magazine. "I'm going out to let my real talent show, not to just stand there and dance around. Personally, I'd never lip-synch. It's just not me."
hay, wathing the radio awords tonight and assly simpson gave the old acid reflux excuse. not only is she lipsings horble lirics but here excuses are worse. no wonder people download music form the net. because my excuse is that i dont " listen" to the songs, i just "play" them.
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Ashlee Simpson is the epitome of mainstream music. The sad thing is, America is too fucking stupid to realize that there are hundreds of Ashlee Simpsons out there, they just didn't fuck up on live TV. That dance was fucking hiliarious. Silly bitch.
What a backwords world we live in that allows a stupid fake girl who can't even sing and is not really hot to rake in millions of dollars while teachers and other hardworking Americans get barely enough to get by. I personally am so tired of the manufacturing of pop stars, it's so formulaic and predictable that its sad.
Despite what this message would suggest, I am not the type of person who spends his time calling out celebrities, but I think Ashlee Simpson is an unintelligent, talentless, cookie-cutter pop singer. How disgraceful of her to blame her band for the lip-syncing mishap on SNL. And that stupid dance she did instead of trying to wing the song, she looked like a retarded deer in headlights.
LMFAO she got caught lip syncing on SNL. guess thats the end of her career. if people want to listen to her sing, they should just pop in her CD. what a fake
Holy shit, look at #153. I cannot believe you said Tool sucks. You are a fucking moron. Besides, what the fuck do they have to do with Ashlee Simpson? Yes, Ashlee, two e's. Take the half second to spell correctly you stupid piece of shit.
Personally I don't give a shit about Ashlee Simpsons. I find better things to do with my time than complain about someone's lack of talent when that lack of talent itself will take care of things. People can't be successful for very long based on false pretences. I just wanted to see what all the hype was about her SNL appearance. John, when I saw your comment about Tool I just had to intervene. You're just an ignorant fool that doesn't understand them, their music, or what they stand for. So fuck off!
Ashlee simpson is one of the many of the biggest manufactured pop trash fakes since britney spears and Ricky Martin No more saturday night live for me!!!
Ashlee Simpson sucks ass and so does her sister. This proves to our society that all you need is tits on a stick to be famous (i.e. Jessica Simpson) can't people realize that they can't fucking sing!!!
Also, abbreviating the word 'you' as 'u' makes you look like a thirteen year old AOLer. That alone damages what tiny credibility you had to the point that it's useless.
She's never claimed to be a punk and never sold herself as such. She's a pop singer through and through and has always been treated like that. Don't get me wrong, she absolutely sucks, but you should find better reasons to hate her. Like "she sings terrible songs, and doesn't even actually sing them".
Also, if you think you can petition somebody off the radio then you're a useless idiot. Even if she wasn't Jessica fucking Simpson's sister, she's over like crazy with the obnoxious teenager market.
Don't worry. She'll be a memory soon enough. There's absolutely nothing special about her that's going to keep her employed.
A pretty face gets you far, but she even lacks that. shes riding her sisters wake. it's too bad that no one really cares and record companies just care about money.
Since when did the American public become so brain dead that the singers they pay to preform no longer have to sing?! It's time to put "Can Sing" on the list of requirments one must have prior to being GIVEN a career as a singer! for christ sake America, wake up!
Hey, she may lip-sync, but at least she is good in bed...or is that my wife jessica? Or is it both? Well there was that one time when ashlee slept over.....
hey..ya'll leave my sister alone! just cause he doenst have a rack like mine, cant sing, has no talent, cant/wont get laid, and lives in my shadow, is no reason to make fun of heruntil her boobs grow, then it wont matter what she sounds like
all these ppl in the world thinks she is so talented. first off you cant be punk and shop at aber- snobbie and be otch ( no offense). she is worse than hilary duff. at least hil doesnt wear shirts that say "punk" in light pink. she cant sing. her song ahh- shadow- look at me, ive been rich my whole life, and no one likes me. boo fricken who. cry me a river build me a bridge and get over it1!!!
ashlee simpson sucks my ass! no one over here likes her at all. i must say though, were my sister famous for being a complete tosser maybe i could get a record deal and be on mtv too. go home ashlee! sod off!
You guys are, like, assholes. I can sing. Really. Like, I sing good. And my nose is like, you know, not big. It only looks big because of, like, my band.
ur stupid you keep saying:OMG im so happy because im not living anymore in my sister's shadow wouhoooooo
big bitch she suxxxx
ppl shouldbannish her and hilaryduff
shecant rite songs
she's FAKE
I don't get NO RESPECT! You know my doctor? Doctor Vinny Boombatz? He's the one who screwed up my sound. And my boyfriend..he's no prize either. Why, I tell you...he screwed up my sound. NO RESPECT.
When I heard about what happened on SNL I LMFAO!! One other thing about this talentless bimbo, just what type of "Ho-down" was she talking about? Note to Assme, don't even pretend to be punk. Youy and Avril are so far removed from its essence that you wouldn't know what it was if Joey Ramones Ghost slapped you up side the head with his schlong!!
talentless hack. riding her sisters coat tales. she's got no talent (very evident from her MTV show) and she doesn't even have looks. ashlee simpson is the next milli vanilli.
An excert from CNN.com: Simpson made some exaggerated hopping dance moves, then walked off the stage 35 seconds into the performance. NBC quickly cut to a commercial.
"What can I say?" guest host Jude Law said with Simpson standing next to him at the end of the show. "Live TV."
"Exactly," Simpson said. "I feel so bad. My band started playing the wrong song. I didn't know what to do so I thought I'd do a hoe-down."
I wish to apologize to the world community for unleashing the WMD, Ashlee Simpson, upon you. I understand now that this was a crime against humanity. Please forgive me.
Oh, yeah, she sucks. The lip-synching is just the tip of the iceberg. What's with the lame excuse, too? The band played the wrong song? And the vocal we heard came from where then? Biggest example of Hollywood nepotism. She's the new Mili Vanilli. Wow! I was just talking shit about Ashlee Simpson and then BOOM! Lip-sync screw up! I actually saw her first performance of the night and was completely appauled by her lip-syncing on a show that has the word "LIVE" in it's name. Why wasn't she MADE to sing live? Is it because she sucks so bad?? I hope this sinks her career. She never deserved to have one anyway, not in the music industry...maybe the porn industry. Wait, I don't think she's even smart enough to pull that off on screen. She's a total twit! All in All ... this is a great example of a young sibling wanting to do everything her older sister is doing. YOU WILL NEVER BE JESSICA SIMPSON, ASHLEE! Now get on your knees and suck it.
Oh, yeah, she sucks. The lip-synching is just the tip of the iceberg. What's with the lame excuse, too? The band played the wrong song? And the vocal we heard came from where then? Biggest example of Hollywood nepotism. She's the new Mili Vanilli.
Wow! I was just talking shit about Ashlee Simpson and then BOOM! Lip-sync screw up! I actually saw her first performance of the night and was completely appauled by her lip-syncing on a show that has the word "LIVE" in it's name. Why wasn't she MADE to sing live? Is it because she sucks so bad?? I hope this sinks her career. She never deserved to have one anyway, not in the music industry...maybe the porn industry. Wait, I don't think she's even smart enough to pull that off on screen. She's a total twit!
All in All ... this is a great example of a young sibling wanting to do everything her older sister is doing. YOU WILL NEVER BE JESSICA SIMPSON, ASHLEE! Now get on your knees and suck it.
I apologize, I'm the reason Ashlee must Lip Sync on SNL. I'm just so friggin big, I get in the way of the everything; including microphones. Please everyone, be nice, don't blame Ashlee because she is a wanna be talentless, product of the system, 2-bit poser hack. Blame it all on ME, her humongous, last drop of air sucking NOSE.
Ashlee, I hope tomorrow's news tells of your humiliating demise, and the anchors, unable to control their laughter, send us to a live feed where the coroner has grabbed your asphyxiated corpse by the legs and strains to dislodge your misfigured head from the toilet in a runned-down, one-star hotel in Compton, where you have failed in chase of your career. After a short struggle, he realizes his efforts are futile and leaves satisfied that your final resting place is fitting given the sorrow you have caused us all.
I was repulsed and disgusted and entertained. She is an entertainer. Kinda like the guy who drills a hole in his head and lets his brain cheese drip out. What's with the gimpy dance number and the jack off clothes?
The part of me that feels bad for Ashlee Simpson is negated by the fact that she made a complete fool of herself on national television, thereby causing me great joy and laughter in her extreme embarrassement. Ashlee, just quit singing. Obviously you have no talent. I'll see you at McDonald's where, yes, I'll be needing some catsup.
