Signatures #1000 through #1100 for the ASHLEE SIMPSON SUCKS.....U GOTTA SIGN petition
will said 01/05/05, 11:51 pm (verified)
what tits?
#1100

ashleehater said 01/05/05, 11:51 pm (verified)
What a joke - how many times do we have to listen to her pretend like she can sing? And who are these morons who keep booking her for these shows - don't they have ears?? Please, no more!!!
#1099

Mike Gunn said 01/05/05, 11:51 pm (verified)
Ashlee, you suck! I have never heard someone with less talent get the breaks you have. You're lucky your sister has gotten you this far but your 15 minutes are almost up.
#1098

Josh Turner said 01/05/05, 11:50 pm (verified)
She still is pretty hott though, i'd suck those tits in a second
#1097

kristin said 01/05/05, 11:49 pm (verified)
she sucks!!!!!!!! she is a fake and doesnt deserve anything she has, and btw she is stupid....how about giving all of those harworking people some credit, how about the teachers?
#1096

Confused said 01/05/05, 11:49 pm (verified)
Is Ashlee Simpson a singer or a comedian?
#1095

adam said 01/05/05, 11:48 pm (verified)
Ashlee Simpson is only famous because of her sister. She has an awful voice and purposely dyes her hair black and wears "pumk" clothes to try to be different. She sucks at life, singing, and performing and she is not even good looking to top it all off!!
#1094

Michael Jackson said 01/05/05, 11:47 pm (verified)
I like her, hehe. She's a cute little boy.
#1093

Kyle said 01/05/05, 11:47 pm (verified)
i actually want her to stay around, because im getting so much pleasure from her fucking up! she sucks at singing, and has been riding her sisters fame. i hope your reading this site. go kill yourself. bitch.
#1092

Tom said 01/05/05, 11:45 pm (verified)
To: Ashley and Jessica Learn how to be a musician you unorigional piece of shitz
#1091

O.J. Simpson said 01/05/05, 11:42 pm (verified)
If she was my daughter, I'd kill her.
#1090

kamu01 said 01/05/05, 11:41 pm (verified)
She is one of the worst performers I have ever seen. She is a no talent ass clown that needs to be stopped
#1089

Major Ashlee Mocker said 01/05/05, 11:40 pm (verified)
I Laugh to myself everytime she screws up...which is many many times!
#1088

Kareem Abdul Ja-blunt said 01/05/05, 11:39 pm (verified)
I thought Ashlee was great, but I just finishee 23 miller lites and smoked a fatty hogsleg. Damn, even my old lady sounds good after that.
#1087

Bomb said 01/05/05, 11:39 pm (verified)
She's still a dumb blonde under that black hair.
#1086

Get Ashlee off the Ticket 1310am said 01/05/05, 11:39 pm (verified)
Call Ticket 1310am and demand they take Ashlee off the airwaves! www.theticket.com 877-528-1310
#1085

ASHLEE SUCKS said 01/05/05, 11:38 pm (verified)
Does anyone know where you can find the clip of the orange bowl tragedy of 2005?
#1084

Gary Coleman said 01/05/05, 11:37 pm (verified)
She makes me feel good about myself.
#1083

Metal said 01/05/05, 11:36 pm (verified)
I hate her and all other mass produced media manufactured musicians.
#1082

Man o man said 01/05/05, 11:33 pm (verified)
I don't think Simpson's career will make it. She's become the butt of jokes.
#1081

JOJO said 01/05/05, 11:31 pm (verified)
Id actually like to see Ashlee keep singing, its great to watch someone selfdestruct infront of the whole nation. She should just stop taking money for what she does, she could live off of her sister, but she shouldnt make any money, talentless hack that she is.
#1080

BeatStreet said 01/05/05, 11:31 pm (verified)
BOOED at the Orange bowl. She sucks so bad when she doesn't lip sync she sounds like complete crap in a 100,000 fan football stadium. How much worse can it be. SHE SUCKS! NO TALENT.
#1079

Frank said 01/05/05, 11:26 pm (verified)
she sucks a big one
#1078

Carrot Top said 01/05/05, 11:26 pm (verified)
I don't know what was redder, my hair or her face...
#1077

Paris Hilton said 01/05/05, 11:22 pm (verified)
Ummm.....
#1076

Ashlee P-1 Get Give said 01/05/05, 11:22 pm (verified)
Where can I download this song "Bloody Pants"? I heard it was good too. Ashlee's P-1
#1075

Donald Trump said 01/05/05, 11:16 pm (verified)
oh yeah! Gordy do you speaka the German or Garden? You're Fired!! Melvin Rocks!!!
#1074

Stephen said 01/05/05, 11:16 pm (verified)
Ashlee Simpson sucks ass!! She's got no talent, and is riding her sister's coattails. It sucks that people buy her CDs instead of real bands.
#1073

Donald Trump said 01/05/05, 11:15 pm (verified)
Your Fired!!
#1072

fe said 01/05/05, 11:15 pm (verified)
AHSLEE SIMPSON SUCKS
#1071

Ticketchick LOL said 01/05/05, 11:14 pm (verified)
Who doesn't love "The Rant on 1310 AM the Ticket in Dallas? LMAO< LOL, LOL, LMAO, ROFL, LOL..Like, thats the best show ever!They play the best pop songs in sports radio history! Ashlee, We LOVE YOU! Ticketchick P-1
#1070

Jo said 01/05/05, 11:13 pm (verified)
As a musician, I think that ashlee simpson should be ashamed of herself for trying to perform live without the "live"
#1069

steve said 01/05/05, 11:12 pm (verified)
worst singer of all times. Product of her good looking sister with a nice voice. Ashlee simpson is ugly and sucks at singing please remove her from the earth.
#1068

boa said 01/05/05, 11:10 pm (verified)
ashlee simpson sucks
#1067

Karl Lehrmann said 01/05/05, 11:09 pm (verified)
she sucks and her dad is a weirdo. the simpson family needs to get out of the spotlight unless jessica gets naked.
#1066

Ana said 01/05/05, 11:09 pm (verified)
what the hell was she thinking? Her sister sucks ass too, but at least she can sing
#1065

Milli Vanilli said 01/05/05, 11:09 pm (verified)
Ashlee and her sister would not be missed if they both dropped dead.
#1064

Rob Blair said 01/05/05, 11:09 pm (verified)
Ashlee Simpson needs to find another job as she sucks the fatest one. The only reason her sister made it is cause she is hot.
#1063

Peter said 01/05/05, 11:09 pm (verified)
Who thinks she is a good singer? Just because her sister is hot and has a great voice, doesn't mean anyone in her family can sing! BAN ASHLEE! BOYCOTT AIR!
#1062

Erica Bandu said 01/05/05, 11:08 pm (verified)
SHE SOOOOOO SUCKS. She is not punk. She is not pink. I'll bet she stinks. Where? Down there. She is sooo dumb, she looks like a bumb. I saw 7th heaven and threw up. Eww you say? She made me puke fool! She is so fucking lame dog, its not even right. Why? Cuz she is a simpson. They all either suck or they cut people. Take my breath away was the worst attack of a classic song ever Jessica. You and your sister should get naked with your feet together and play patty cake for years. NO TALENT.
#1061

P-1 TicketChick said 01/05/05, 11:08 pm (verified)
Hey Gordon Keith Radio DJ, I LOOOVEEE your show! The Rant plays the best Ashlee songs EVER, especially the imported ones and "Bloody Pants" and "Lobster Claws"...I will listen to your show 4EVR! P-1 Colin
#1060

thomas said 01/05/05, 11:02 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#1059

1068 is a fuck said 01/05/05, 11:00 pm (verified)
No one really likes her. She even sucked on 7th heaven. She should eat so much shit!
#1058

Lily said 01/05/05, 11:00 pm (verified)
LOL Tom!
#1057

Lisa Stulc said 01/05/05, 11:00 pm (verified)
Did you hear Ashlee Simpson try to sign live at the Orange Bowl? That performance should end her career - let's hope so! It was the most terrible piece of shit singing - she belongs on American Idol on the regect show.
#1056

jessica said 01/05/05, 11:00 pm (verified)
what a moron.
#1055

Lily said 01/05/05, 10:58 pm (verified)
"Bloody Pants" is she singing about her period?
#1054

Tom said 01/05/05, 10:58 pm (verified)
She really fucked up last night. It was funny. She sucks. You're not punk queenie, you're the small pieces of TP that get stuck to my ass hair when I have to wipe hard. Eat truffles of shit.
#1053

Island Kid said 01/05/05, 10:58 pm (verified)
When I saw her last night during the show I had to run to my bedroom so I could bang my nub till it spit.
#1052

Joe Simpson said 01/05/05, 10:57 pm (verified)
Now now, stop pickin' at my daughter, she already's got yo money. And she did it all without brains or talent...now that's talent!
#1051

Gordon Keith said 01/05/05, 10:57 pm (verified)
Hey, on my big-time radio show called The Rant, we have lots of sports-listeners who love Ashlee, myself included. Have you heard her unreleased import song called "Bloody Pants" It ROCKS! (Even more than her sisters songs) Gordo 1310 Radio AM Ticket Show robster craw
#1050

Hey Ned 1063 said 01/05/05, 10:53 pm (verified)
Ned is so nasty he pours salt water down his pants to keep his crabs fresh.
#1049

paul said 01/05/05, 10:51 pm (verified)
The OU Sooners were not the only embarrassing part of the Orange Bowl, Ashlee Simpson and those other ass clowns were the worst! Why are they trying so hard to make her famous? How many stages does she have to get booed off of before these MTV types give up? It's like watching a train wreck!!
#1048

Hey Ned said 01/05/05, 10:49 pm (verified)
Ned's got more dildos than me
#1047

Yo daddy said 01/05/05, 10:47 pm (verified)
Melvin's mom is so NASTY, she had to cut the string off her tampon cuz her crabs kept bungee jumping!!
#1046

ned said 01/05/05, 10:47 pm (verified)
1061 is a dyke
#1045

EWWWW said 01/05/05, 10:45 pm (verified)
EWWWWW J1mbO
#1044

Lala? what the fuck? said 01/05/05, 10:43 pm (verified)
Rose bowl, orange bowl, who gives a fuck they're all the same stupid fucking guy sports
#1043

J1mb0 said 01/05/05, 10:43 pm (verified)
She cant sing but id tap dat ass
#1042

Russell said 01/05/05, 10:40 pm (verified)
She SUCKS !!!
#1041

OJ Simpson said 01/05/05, 10:40 pm (verified)
She ain't come from me she aint got no rhythym and no ass
#1040

Hey Moron Melvin said 01/05/05, 10:39 pm (verified)
Hey 1053 I don't have dolls, I got dildos and I would love to ram my biggest one up your shithole you fuckhead!
#1039

Annie Philiatrault said 01/05/05, 10:38 pm (verified)
BOOOOOOOOOO! DIE DIE!
#1038

Scott Christopher said 01/05/05, 10:37 pm (verified)
Ever want to stab anyone?
#1037

joe said 01/05/05, 10:36 pm (verified)
where can I hear her performance i want to hate her even more than I do now
#1036

Melvin said 01/05/05, 10:35 pm (verified)
Joke man... it was the Orange Bowl Moron.. go play with you dolls.
#1035

Gordon's Boss said 01/05/05, 10:32 pm (verified)
Gordy, as of Monday we are replacing your slot with an AM german speaking gardening show. We think we can grow the audience immediate. Please don't take this to heart getting fired. You just seem to be out of touch. You still have New Kids and MC Hammer posters hanging in your office. I gotta go Ingrid and Franz are on the other line. Auf Wiedersehen. Melvin Rocks!!
#1034

Joker said 01/05/05, 10:31 pm (verified)
Ha ha, the she got booed at the Rose Bowl.
#1033

jessica simpson said 01/05/05, 10:29 pm (verified)
even i think my sister is horribe
#1032

newyoker said 01/05/05, 10:25 pm (verified)
Did you hear? ashlee simpson's show back for season 2 jan.26-they will show snl incident....lets get rid of the show! and take MTV out to! -p.s new yorkers hate ashlee simpson
#1031

Matt said 01/05/05, 10:24 pm (verified)
please die!
#1030

ashleehater said 01/05/05, 10:24 pm (verified)
and while we're at it...her minister dad must be ministering on her
#1029

dave said 01/05/05, 10:23 pm (verified)
No one so crappy should ever be singing in public
#1028

RYAN HAGERTY said 01/05/05, 10:23 pm (verified)
I have more talent in my right ass cheek than that stupid bitch ever dreamed of.She is not and never will be her awesomely talented sister. Give it the hell up BEEATCH!!!!
#1027

TLacey said 01/05/05, 10:22 pm (verified)
Yuck! Isn't her 15 minutes OVER yet?
#1026

joe said 01/05/05, 10:22 pm (verified)
more like CJ...cock jockey
#1025

Miggs said 01/05/05, 10:22 pm (verified)
Gordon, you are a douchebag just like anybody that is as dumb as you to believe that she is talented. As a self proclaimed "big-time" radio DJ, I though you would watch musical performances. Obviously, you didn't watch SNL or the Orange Bowl, you are tone deaf, or just retarded. Dude, she is the worst. Lip synching is better than scratching a chalkboard.
#1024

michael finstein said 01/05/05, 10:20 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#1023

musakman said 01/05/05, 10:19 pm (verified)
Big Time DJ ??? on AM ??? He's even dumber then she is
#1022

joe said 01/05/05, 10:18 pm (verified)
Only thing that would make her voice sound better would be a louisville slugger to the cranium
#1021

rocketman said 01/05/05, 10:18 pm (verified)
and stop listening to Gordon...that idiot...how much u think he got paid to say this? I mean...will he ? play my song if I have a studio disguise the fact I can't sing ...will he? stupid moron...boycott his radio station too...
#1020

Melvin said 01/05/05, 10:15 pm (verified)
Gordy, who are you kidding? You found this site like eveyone else by searching Ashlee Simpson Sucks! I hope you get her on your ass kissing show real soon. Sounds like you guys are a match.Ashlee Simpson and AM radio.
#1019

Da Rock said 01/05/05, 10:14 pm (verified)
ashlee who? she's just making money off of the teens, which are even dumber then her
#1018

carl said 01/05/05, 10:10 pm (verified)
Just disgraceful. She gets booed left and right - but obviously has millions backing her efforts - somehow getting huge gigs,bookings, and airtime. Total disregard for talent, and a puppet that some big shots are using to pickpocket teenage girls. She's not even hot for christ's sake! I mean at least splurge on some singing lessons before you put her in major venues!! So aggrivating.....
#1017

Gordon Keith said 01/05/05, 10:02 pm (verified)
Hey, I am a big- time radio DJ in Dallas on 1310 AM Ticket, & I play Ashlee all the time. She is wonderfully talented and gifted, and we hope to have her on my show, The Rant, very soon..Email me if you luv Ashlee, cause I do! Good morning to ya! Gordon@gordonkeith.com 1310 Talk Rant Show AM
#1016

TheONe said 01/05/05, 9:53 pm (verified)
Ashlee Simpson needs a serious fucking punch in the fucking face. She is a fucking travesty to true talented artists. She couldn't sing her way out of a Disney musical. But I'd still do her.
#1015

Incognito said 01/05/05, 9:52 pm (verified)
Saw her tv show once, I turned the channel after 4 minutes. She is awful!
#1014

Jeremy said 01/05/05, 9:51 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#1013

smitten kitten said 01/05/05, 9:50 pm (verified)
When I am not dildo doing myself to an ashley record I roll around naked on her posters. I like to pee in a cup and then ask the cup.... are you ashley simpson's pee? The cup always says yes so I drink it down. Yum! I love ashlee simpsons(my) pee. Any other self peelovers out there?
#1012

Meredizzle said 01/05/05, 9:46 pm (verified)
If Ashlee has talent, then I guess every cat suffering from emphysema deserves a shot at the big-time... I mean, isn't the fact that she died her hair brown to be different from her sister enough to sign the damn petition?
#1011

Evan said 01/05/05, 9:38 pm (verified)
This is ludicris, you guys don't know good music when you hear it. Ashlee and Good Charlotte are the two most talentedest groups there ever has been. Oops, I'm supporting this by signing aren't I?
#1010

Brian Walker said 01/05/05, 9:34 pm (verified)
"I think I want to make a RocK album" Let's just change the pitch perfector to R-O-C-K.
#1009

exfloridian said 01/05/05, 9:31 pm (verified)
In Hawaii Ashlee is idolized. I saw her at pipe a month or so ago when I was taking pictures. I think she is a singer who has potential. I am sure her acting abilites are better.
#1008

baldbrother said 01/05/05, 9:30 pm (verified)
I ain't about to fuck with baldbrother
#1007

baldbrother said 01/05/05, 9:29 pm (verified)
You people need some serious help. I am willing to counsel any of you for free.
#1006

Stormsurfer said 01/05/05, 9:25 pm (verified)
Since we are sharing ashlee stories...I like cut the tip of my dick off and mail it to her. It usually grows back in two or three days. One time my ups box made it on the show. I can't wait for the bleeding to stop so I can cram my hand up my ass and cut my peepee again. I'll kick all of your asses. Especially you shiny metal dork.
#1005

I LOVE ASHLEE said 01/05/05, 9:24 pm (verified)
WOW!!! u guys suck cuz ashlee rocks!!! i love that girl i would fuck her sideways n nibble on her tits!!! man how can u fags not like this chick!? she is like 1 of the most beautiful females on earth with a sex voice n DSL!!! if u dont no wtf DSL is its dick suckin lips n yea. so fuck u asshole who talk mad shit! people don't just like her cuz they dont like jessica's blonde ugly ass! i would slap that bitch with a fuckin shoe n rape U!!!
#1004

brandi said 01/05/05, 9:24 pm (verified)
OMG YOU PEOPLE SHOULD GET A LIFE! I can't believe over 1,000 people have signed this. do you really think its going to make a difference? GOD I HATE YOU ALL
#1003

Joe said 01/05/05, 9:23 pm (verified)
She blows!!!
#1002

Central Floridave said 01/05/05, 9:19 pm (verified)
When I am out tending to my garden in my pink sundress, my thoughts often wander to the delightful ashlee simplson and her pimply little face. Sometimes I mess the flowers. If only she had a penis my prayers would be answered.
#1001