Signatures #1300 through #1400 for the ASHLEE SIMPSON SUCKS.....U GOTTA SIGN petition
Tom said 01/06/05, 9:31 pm (verified)
As I sat there in horror sahking I prayed that Henry Rollins or Billy Milano would have jumped out of the crowd and beat hte shit out Asslee Simpleton. Johnny Rotten would have kicked in the drum set, and God rest their soul Sid Vicious and Joey Ramone would shave the Mowhawk off that Pathetic little pogue guitar player and beat him senseless with his Wal Mart starter Kit Guitar and Amp set. Please Let Kelly Osborne get in a few kick as well. Because I know that she would love to lay her steel toed boots into Ass Lee
#1400

Hater-aid said 01/06/05, 9:30 pm (verified)
"Those who can do, Do. And those who cannot, Lip-sync." -famous proverb by hater-aid
#1399

brandon said 01/06/05, 9:29 pm (verified)
does not belong in music industry.... i hope her record company figures that out soon
#1398

Greg Waters said 01/06/05, 9:29 pm (verified)
Talent should be a prerequisite to celebrity.
#1397

Cody said 01/06/05, 9:28 pm (verified)
I wanna punch her in her ovaries.
#1396

Ted said 01/06/05, 9:27 pm (verified)
The only way Ashlee can excape her sisters fame is by doing PORN! Money shots on her face would vindicate her! LOL
#1395

Jason said 01/06/05, 9:22 pm (verified)
When musicians with talent are fighting each day for a chance at a big break while a stupid talentless "punk" princess tries to sing, you gotta question today's society. FUCK THE MAINSTREAM! SHE IS PROOF THE RIAA DOESN'T KNOW WHAT MUSIC IS!
#1394

christo said 01/06/05, 9:12 pm (verified)
O M F G SHAM SUPERSTAR!!! As a musician, I am critical of musiac anyways...But I was complaining the whole way during the Orange Bowl "performance?" and bieng cruel, but to be vindicated by 70,000 fans on worldwide LIVE tv??? P R I C E L E S S
#1393

Karen said 01/06/05, 9:07 pm (verified)
Ashlee Simpson needs to give up on this "singing" dream. It's one thing to not know how to sing, but it's another thing to not know how to lip-sync.
#1392

Kurtis P said 01/06/05, 9:05 pm (verified)
She thinks she is punk rock but she just plain sucks @$$
#1391

Antonio R. said 01/06/05, 9:05 pm (verified)
Can you say BOOED at Orange Bowl. I know I can.
#1390

Jake said 01/06/05, 8:56 pm (verified)
She is a poser plain and simple. I have no clue why the idiots at the orange bowl selected her to play. I'm glad she was boo'd off the stage. She needs to just stop singing and start a career in porn.
#1389

Jason Melanson said 01/06/05, 8:52 pm (verified)
Yeah Ashlee Simpson is a big idiot. She is trying to be rebellious, like that other pre packaged rebel Avril Lavigne. I think she sucks ass. Well that is it.
#1388

mary said 01/06/05, 8:51 pm (verified)
I wish that she could take a look at these comments and realize that EVERYONE hates her and she is a talentless parasite that has rode on her sister's fame long enough. I would have given anything to see her face after the boos and be there when she got off stage to point and laugh. I love that everyone else has to work their butts off for a living but a talentless girl that happens to have a talented sister gets millions for sharing a last name.
#1387

Mike359 said 01/06/05, 8:38 pm (verified)
ASHLEE SIMPSON SHOULD BURN IN HELL!!
#1386

Chris Miller said 01/06/05, 8:35 pm (verified)
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
#1385

melissa said 01/06/05, 8:33 pm (verified)
i hate her with every fiber in my body. she is the death of music
#1384

Kelsey said 01/06/05, 8:31 pm (verified)
Most people that suck so bad they have to lip-sinc would stop after messing up SNL. But Ashlee insists on making our ears bleed at the orange bowl. STOP SINGING ASHLEE!!! GET A CLUE!!!
#1383

Steven Perry said 01/06/05, 8:29 pm (verified)
JUST MAKE HER GO AWAY. PLEASE!!!!!!!
#1382

Peter Jenson said 01/06/05, 8:20 pm (verified)
Ashlee Simpson is big, fucking, ugly, disgusting, talentless whore. Nuff said.
#1381

Mark said 01/06/05, 8:13 pm (verified)
Another trendy singer who sucks...so many talented singer dont get attention but yet this b*tch with no talent keeps on singing..PLEASE STOP ASHLEE YOU SUCK
#1380

jeff said 01/06/05, 8:08 pm (verified)
I can't stand this bitch. It's time for her to pack it in. The Orange Bowl was great- I loved watching her get booed.
#1379

steve harper said 01/06/05, 7:47 pm (verified)
Who the hell decided she could be a star? It's a marketing experiment gone horribly wrong.
#1378

big ups said 01/06/05, 7:46 pm (verified)
ashlee is the absolute PPP OOO SSS EEE RRR WHEN IS SHE GONNA CRY AWAY TO MOMMY AND DADDY AND QUIT SINGING ps: will people stop killin this guy cuz he spelled some shit wrong in the intro to the petition.. go damn its prolly just the anger
#1377

Paris Hilton said 01/06/05, 7:43 pm (verified)
Ashlee makes me look like a good girl. I just like to screw anything and am a whore. I know I have no talent. She thinks she does. Maybe I should just lick Ashlee in my next video. Woo Hoo that would make me more famous than ever. I am beautiful. Love all you.. Paris ;-P
#1376

Little bittty titty said 01/06/05, 7:39 pm (verified)
Her voice is bad her bod is worse. She would look better ridin in a hearse. You sister is hot and it needs to be hit. She needs to keep her mouth shut too and show me the tit. Simpson is right let O.J. do his work. Take Ashlee down, back to the dirt. Needless to say I can't stand that ho, but I would let to a Lewinski, blow Ashlee blow.
#1375

Gold said 01/06/05, 7:37 pm (verified)
She can stay on only if she plays nude (cause she has big ass titties) and she continues to not sing, but this time have the cd track in the background turned off also
#1374

nice rack said 01/06/05, 7:35 pm (verified)
She can't sing, but her dad was right, her sister has a great rack!
#1373

Alex said 01/06/05, 7:27 pm (verified)
I'm convinced that somewhere in LA to record execs, drunk at a party, came up with a plan to force this idiot down our throats. She has no hit song, no hit video, the tv show flopped... yet they continue to force it on the public! It's almost art, this attempt at creating a pop start out of NOTHING.
#1372

bibyl said 01/06/05, 7:18 pm (verified)
she is worthless but whoever wrote the message at the top needs to go back to school and learn how to spell ...
#1371

steve rivers said 01/06/05, 7:15 pm (verified)
Shes pathetic
#1370

Shane said 01/06/05, 7:02 pm (verified)
Just terrible, nasty looking, no talent. How did she ever get a contract?
#1369

Mustaf Herod Apyur Poopyr said 01/06/05, 6:57 pm (verified)
The saddest part is that there are plenty of very talented musicians out there that barely make a living in the music business. Meanwhile this chick will be on cribs this year.
#1368

jen said 01/06/05, 6:56 pm (verified)
what i can't explain is why, after what happened on SNL does she still get work? The Orange Bowl episode will only result in what, another appearance at some other lame event? Please STOP THE MADNESS ASHLEE and go away.
#1367

Lo said 01/06/05, 6:55 pm (verified)
Talentless. Ignorant. Wasto of time. What's up with the nasty black hair extensions?
#1366

Claude Balz said 01/06/05, 6:51 pm (verified)
Bad idea putting her in front of 60,000 football fans. This goes way beyond bad singing. This chick is clinically tone deaf. She needs to hang it up and persue her true calling. PORN! I'd buy her DVD.
#1365

tlk2me said 01/06/05, 6:47 pm (verified)
I agree this is blown way out of proportion. All pop stars suck and should be banned from radio not just Ashlee
#1364

you people are stupid said 01/06/05, 6:45 pm (verified)
this is the dummest thing I have ever seen. she is a just a person.her voice stinks but who really cares because most pop stars cant sing anyway.you people are way too mean!
#1363

lisa said 01/06/05, 6:36 pm (verified)
Ashlee Simpson sucks so much that words cannot describe the horror that comes with her. I applaud the fans at the football game who BOO-ed her she deserves way worse then even that!!!! I cannot believe someone actually told her she could sing AND gave her a contract!!What is wrong with the world are we that desperate?
#1362

AJ simpson said 01/06/05, 6:27 pm (verified)
Ashlee Simpson sucks, big time. her sister too.
#1361

spoonylove said 01/06/05, 6:15 pm (verified)
Ashlee simpson should do porn because she obviously cant sing
#1360

The Man said 01/06/05, 6:14 pm (verified)
Ashlee fucking sucks ass. At least her sister is hot. She's just a nasty looking skank without one ounce of musical ability. Do us all a favor ashlee and shut the fuck up already. You blow.
#1359

g_money said 01/06/05, 6:13 pm (verified)
ashlee, i don't so much blame you as i do the pathetic record label trying to cram you down our throats. we are capable of thinking for ourselves, and we realize that ashlee has no talent, so stop forcing us to believe that she does and promote talent. record execs suck suck suck, it's all about money! LEECHES!! PARASITES!!
#1358

Andrea said 01/06/05, 6:02 pm (verified)
Ashlee SUCKS, the only reason she is getting anywhere is because of her sister. She has NO talent, she can't sing, can't dance, can't act. GET THE FUCK OFF MY TV.
#1357

killer said 01/06/05, 5:55 pm (verified)
Ashlee, I think it is totally unfair that people compare you to Milli Vanilli. Let's be fair, at least those guys could dance. You have ZERO talent. You fucking lying cunt!
#1356

gherty said 01/06/05, 5:54 pm (verified)
Pieces, Pieces, Pieces of Shit. Ashlee, you're Autobiography sucks. Oh wait. You didn't even write your Autobiography? Well, thank god for that. Because it's a piece of fucking shit. You fucking no-talent slut.
#1355

Chelle said 01/06/05, 5:38 pm (verified)
I have to agree....ASHLEE SUCKS A BIG ONE. HATE, doesn't even come close to how I feel about her no talent, no singing, retarded ass. Did I make my self clear enough? Someone please pull the plug on this stupid BITCH!
#1354

Matt said 01/06/05, 5:26 pm (verified)
In fact she sucks sooo terribly bad I had to sign this twice. I dedicate this to her crappy performance at the Orange Bowl. At least the crowd had the good sense to boo her sorry ass.
#1353

upinthelbc said 01/06/05, 5:26 pm (verified)
Bumb to the studio tricks, its just amazing how ever single person that is comin up with tv shows like the entire cast of ever show on the disney channel can sing with such perfection. I think ashley was the mail mans kid. that why her and jessica look so different.
#1352

Matt said 01/06/05, 5:24 pm (verified)
I find her fame and the fact that she keeps getting TV gigs really offensive. I guess I shouldn't be surprised since there is tons of crap shoved in our faces these days and she's just the latest example. The problem is the stupid consumers who buy her albums. God she sucks so bad it really makes me mad.
#1351

the roulette ruler part II said 01/06/05, 5:11 pm (verified)
but would you? yes or no? I probably would when she makes her hair look like her sister's.
#1350

bleeding ears said 01/06/05, 5:10 pm (verified)
you make my ears bleed ashley, you suck worse than a commerical grade hoover. why dont you get a job as a test crash dummy?
#1349

the roulette ruler said 01/06/05, 5:09 pm (verified)
She sucks so bad. She started that show and never performed live. Then before her first live performance she had medical excuses about her voice. She is pure studio tricks. I think she lip syncs everywhere. When she doesn't, she sounds like shitz. It just shows that with digital editing and the best producers/managers in the business, you can create profitable albums out of no talent.
#1348

rubin said 01/06/05, 5:07 pm (verified)
she should retire
#1347

Amy said 01/06/05, 5:01 pm (verified)
Go away! plleeeaaasseee!
#1346

Phil said 01/06/05, 5:01 pm (verified)
Shadow dancer.
#1345

mhunt said 01/06/05, 4:55 pm (verified)
She could not suck more than she does.
#1344

critic said 01/06/05, 4:48 pm (verified)
Absolutely no talent.
#1343

John Frank said 01/06/05, 4:41 pm (verified)
Ashlee...you seriously need to find a new form of revenue. Your singing blows and your not good looking like your sister. Have you thought about going into seclusion for the rest of your life?
#1342

Bill said 01/06/05, 4:37 pm (verified)
That half time show was the straw that broke the camels back.
#1341

mark said 01/06/05, 4:27 pm (verified)
i usually don't mind pop, but ashlee is just flat out horrible.
#1340

I Hate Ashlee 2 said 01/06/05, 4:09 pm (verified)
I wish she and her sister would both die in a horrible plane crash! They suck so much ass!!!
#1339

Ashlee Trash Simpson said 01/06/05, 3:57 pm (verified)
Ashlee is a freakin joke of a singer. She will never be anyone and should be kicked out of the US for singing so bad. Not only does she suck at singing she dances like Elanie on Seinfield. She is no talent, trash, mullet hair, wanbee artist. We should lock up both Ashlee and her, sicko, dad and throw way the keys
#1338

Josh Wade said 01/06/05, 3:53 pm (verified)
She BLOWS. She is only famous because of good managament and because TV tells everyone that she has talent. But she doesnt.
#1337

eric said 01/06/05, 3:36 pm (verified)
i bust rocks all day for a living for low wages and this ugly goth looking no talent who cant act and cant sing is reaping millions of dollars, and for doing what? its a damn travesty!!!
#1336

Milli said 01/06/05, 3:29 pm (verified)
You come Ashlee, we form Milli-Ashli I will bring the back up tracks.
#1335

Mariah Carey said 01/06/05, 3:18 pm (verified)
Ashlee, the both of us should perform a song together sometime... i'd love to use my ultra-power vocals and scream in your face
#1334

Jennifer Lopez said 01/06/05, 3:15 pm (verified)
hi, ashlee. I really admire you for being the next Milli Vanilli. Maybe you can train me.
#1333

Eminem said 01/06/05, 3:13 pm (verified)
yo ashlee!!!!! wassup lip-syncer???? wanna step down from ya shitty music industry????? i'll sign you onto shady/aftermath and we'll train ya to be the female eminem or the first ever white female rapper.... oh, bring your big sis with ya! Love, Eminem
#1332

Fefe Dobson said 01/06/05, 3:11 pm (verified)
i'm a black woman but i can do punk better than ashlee, avril, hilary, lindsay, kelly osbourne.....
#1331

Madonna said 01/06/05, 3:09 pm (verified)
Who is ashlee simpson? Never heard of her.....
#1330

Avril Lavigne said 01/06/05, 3:07 pm (verified)
Ashlee copied me!!!!! i mean, her song LALA sound exactly like my song SK8ER BOI!!!!!! HOW COULD ASHLEE COPY ME????!!!!!!!!! yes, I know Im a poseur myself but Ashlee is an even bigger poseur than me....
#1329

Beyonce said 01/06/05, 3:04 pm (verified)
Do you guys know Im friends with jessica simpson? me and the rest of Destiny Child.. but ashlee has caused me to lose my friendship with Jessica!!!! fuck u ashlee!!!! o, i lip-sync at times myself so I guess I can hang out with Jessica but not with someone who lip-syncs more than me!!!!!
#1328

Christina Aguilera said 01/06/05, 3:02 pm (verified)
tsk, tsk, tsk.... my vocals can beat ashlee out any day
#1327

Ashley Olsen said 01/06/05, 3:00 pm (verified)
Ashlee Simpson is a disgrace to all girls who are named ashlee. I know my sister mary-kate had anroxia but that was better than being caught lip-syncing!!!!!
#1326

Lindsay Lohan said 01/06/05, 2:59 pm (verified)
stop insulting my friend!!!!! yes, im aware we are both frauds but give us a break??????
#1325

Jojo said 01/06/05, 2:57 pm (verified)
i am only 13 years old and yet my voice is 50, 000 times better than ashlee's croaky froggy voice. I am also 60, 000 prettier, 30,000 times more talented and sings 50, 000 times better... by the way, I turned 14 last december
#1324

Hilary Duff said 01/06/05, 2:56 pm (verified)
wassup ashlee? i heard you hate me and you are pals with lindsay lohan..... geez.... leave me alone woncha???
#1323

Jessica Simpson said 01/06/05, 2:54 pm (verified)
Oh by the way, Ashlee was adopted... she aint my sister... she looks like me becuase my parents were desperate and were searching high and low for anyone who resembles me and they found her!!! anyway, her real name is Asshole lip-cole Synching
#1322

Britney Spears said 01/06/05, 2:51 pm (verified)
PHEW!!!!! at least im not the only one who lip-syncs and is a talent-less fraud!!!!! ashlee simpson has joined me!!!!! thank you ashlee!!!!!
#1321

Janet Jackson said 01/06/05, 2:50 pm (verified)
Hey ya'all! just to let ya know, Ashlee will be doing a duet with Milli Vanilli soon! give up for ashlee!!!!
#1320

Ashlee's Mama said 01/06/05, 2:49 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#1319

pools said 01/06/05, 2:30 pm (verified)
kill ashlee kill britney kill lindsay lohan kill hilary duff kill emma
#1318

c u n t said 01/06/05, 2:26 pm (verified)
i wish she was on a deserted island far far away.... 10 days ago in thailand.... ouch, too soon? but it was topical
#1317

dave said 01/06/05, 2:15 pm (verified)
ashlee simpson is as fake as michael jackson,i bet her and kelly osbourn are best friends they"ll be called the poser twins ha!
#1316

buford t justice said 01/06/05, 1:15 pm (verified)
Ashlee Vanilli....you're a fake and a phony with no talent. Stop riding the coattails of your sister and find your true profession. I'll give you a hint.."Will that be super-sized?"
#1315

Chris said 01/06/05, 1:10 pm (verified)
She really has to stop.Her sister is very talented(annoying) but talented. As for Aslee, please give it up...Avril Lavigne sucks and so does Ashlee! There's always porn for those two.
#1314

Lara said 01/06/05, 12:40 pm (verified)
SHE FUCKING SUCKS SHIT!
#1313

The Female Tré Cool said 01/06/05, 12:38 pm (verified)
that slut can go fuck a pole for all i fuckin care
#1312

Somedude said 01/06/05, 12:25 pm (verified)
agreed
#1311

Ashlee said 01/06/05, 11:59 am (verified)
I'm Ashlee Simpson and I am a syupid whore. PS I like cheese
#1310

s.p. said 01/06/05, 11:39 am (verified)
ashlee, you really wouldn't be so bad if you didn't TRY SO HARD! You act hard core and then you giggle like a little school girl. Your so fake... and we all see it. We all know it.
#1309

Froggee said 01/06/05, 10:59 am (verified)
Ashlee, sweetheart, you're a twat. I'm sorry to be the one to tell u, but it has to be done. You're as real as velveta. You would think this girl would learn after she got laughed at by a few million people, but no, she continues on. A true Bush supporter.Tell u what, babe: go move out of your suite and into an apartment in some shit hole in the heart of the city, hone your craft, become deep, write your own songs, play in coffee houses for nickels and dimes, and learn how to hold a note...and you'll still suck...you twat.
#1308

dave c said 01/06/05, 10:49 am (verified)
She is a waste of life...a true waste...
#1307

What the fff.... said 01/06/05, 10:27 am (verified)
someone's pmsing...(dsv) Urban Hoe 1332. Ashlee quit yo job.
#1306

dsv said 01/06/05, 10:10 am (verified)
GO EAT A FUCKING DICK YOU PIECE OF SHIT FAKE ASS BITCH, THE ONLY PEOPLE THAT LISTEN TO YOUR TRASH OR SUBURBAN WHITE BITCHES.....GO EAT SHIT HOE,,, YOU NEED SOME FUCKING REALITY SMACKED UP YOUR ASS BITCH
#1305

Ashlee's Butt said 01/06/05, 10:03 am (verified)
You sing, no you sing. You fart, no you fart. I'll sing and you fart and no one can tell the difference because her singing and farting both STINK."Ya make me wanna"......cut my ears off so I never have to hear your dumb ass sing again
#1304

Notworksafe.com said 01/06/05, 9:46 am (verified)
This is a general signing for the entire site.. Ashlee, you suck.
#1303

Ha said 01/06/05, 9:17 am (verified)
Hey Ashlee, I would like fries wit dat!
#1302

Chacha said 01/06/05, 9:16 am (verified)
What's that song say Caca or lala? Whatever, she would look just right behind a McDonald's counter.
#1301