By Jeezus she sucks worse than a 2 doller whore!!! She really needs to just quit vocally harassing us...shouldn't she be arrested? Ticketed perhaps? My gosh! I need therapy after that one. BOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Ashlee Simpson sucks.
I’ll admit it, I’ve watched the Ashlee Simpson show on MTV. Willingly. Yeah, I know, it seems out of character, but it was on and I couldn’t find the remote. After one episode I’ve had enough: she needs to go. One would hope that it would take more then blood ties to get their own show on MTV, but Ashlee proves that no, it doesn’t.
I hate this dumb poser bitch and everything she stands for. Her lil rich bitch ass got a band because her family bought her one. I'm in aband, and spend hours upon hours doing honest hard work. This lil fuck tart not only bought her band but got a record contract because it was huge publicity stunt crafted by mtv and her shitty label; and she's just riding on the coatails of her sister, who atleast worked for what she had... I see posts like, "she's just making money." and "everyone in the music industry lip sincs." you people should have asses handed to you because you obviously don't know shit. People like you accept all of the horrible shit we are fed on a daily bases and should be shot for your efforts. This lil cunt thinks she's the next maddona/courtney love... pathetic, and the whole situation makes me sick. She got caught and tried to blame her poser band. She is a poser, and the exact appitamy of what that word represents.This bitch has everything handed to her and she expects to have stardom handed to her as well. Well, sorry ashley, your music fucking sucks and isn't original, stop acting like your punk and look in the mirror you self obsessed lil dipshit.You and all the other "pop culture" icons have done everything in your power to kill music as we know it. My only hope is that she reads this and decides to put the business end of a shot gun to her face and do us all a favor... I'm not writing anymore because i'm about to have a stroke or massive heart failure due to her stupity and decadence... I hope other feel the same.
goes to show you anyone can be a star! the show shows find several writers, someone to teach you the rhythm or flow of the song than 300 takes to make it sound bearable they showed all his on the show! heard her try to sing live it was a joke! now for once she got caught lip sinking live oct. 24 04 on Saturday night live. how did she handle it? she hopped around fo
I use to like Ashlee Simpson, I thought her music had a good beat and great lyrics. BUT I JUST HEARD HER NEW SONG "LA LA IN THE KITCHEN" AND NOW THE WHORE NEEDS TO BE TURNED OFF. WHY? MY 9 YEAR OLD SISTER WAS SINGING THE F-ING SONG IN THE KITCHEN. "ASHLEE THE WHORE" WHAT IS SHE 16? NO WONDER KIDS ARE HAVING SEX EARLY, LOOK WHAT IS PLAYED ON THE RADIO!! tHE WHORE NEEDS TO BE STOPPED!!!!
She is discusting! she just wants to be famous because she is so jelous of her sister. She writes some lyrics and gives them to a "real song writer" to write, and but the whole song together for her.
I saw her in person she came into my work and she is ugly. There is nothing about that bitch that is punk rock. She really is the biggest fake in the business now. If jessica was not her sister there would be no way in hell she would be signed to a record contract. Her voice makes me cringe, they are pop songs just like hilary duff's. she is fucking talentless!!!! the only people who bought this album are young girls. In 5 years from now those girls who bought this cd will be humilited that they were dumb enough to buy this cd and to have believe in this fake marketing sceme.
Ashlee suxs she is a fucking poser i hate girls like her who have everything-a family who love her two happy parents who love her money are pretty and popular she and all of her Von Dutch stuck up spoiled fans have no clue what a hard life is because mommy and daddy have provided everything for them she also cant sing at least her sister has that but what they both have in common is that they are famous from there MTV show i mean in the last show they were at the mall of america or something and alll of the girls there were preppy rich girls AHH why are people buying this crap
31 hayley i completely agree ashlee simpsons show should be canceled
32 C I can't stand Ashlee. She isn't rock. Listen to Led Zeppelin, or Korn even. That's rock. Ashlee isn't, and her show is useless.
33 Michele Halk I agree completely! It's a huge joke. She has no talent what so ever.
At first she was a blonde preppy (we all saw it on her Mtv show only cuz it was right after newlyweds and we were too lazy to look for the remote) then all of a sudden she was a brunnette wearing a shirt with a green skull on it. What a CON!
Wonder whats the next stunt ashlee's gonna pull?
First she ragged on her sister in her song 'shadow", then she lip-synced on SNL, then she got booed off the stage from orange bowl......
And By the way, Ashlee was placed at no.4 for the most annoying celeb of 2004.
With britney and Paris Hilton tied at no.1
HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
Oops, I lipsynced again!
i performed on SNL
then the Orange Bowl, oh Baby. baby
Now Im finally a fraud
I think I will FAAAAAAALLLLL...
One day, im gonna fall
I saw the orange bowl ashlee "performance". That girl is destroying her vocal chords with that yelling she thinks is singing. What I don't understand is why didn't her family pay for her to take singing lessons? They thought we were stupid not to notice her cow-dying screams?!
Yeah, ashlee should stabbed in the heart with a dagger, man!!!! i can't tolerate lipsycners and apparently, those in the Orange Bowl haltimes, agreed too
you a fucking moron. ashlee is a stupid bitch who is trying to ride her idiotic sister's career coattails. she embodies all that is wrong with "popular" music today. you are the idiot and she has proven herself a milli vanilli style lip syncher on saturday night live. that shit is so fucking lame and so are you for defending her!!!! ha ha ha in your face
Yah Ashley does suck and so does every POP STAR THERE IS, POP AS A GENRE SUCKS it's just sex selling off as music, Britney Spears sucks, N'Suck SUcks, Justin Tinkerbell Sucks. They all suck SUCK SUCK SUCK and so does Nick and his DUmbass Wife Jessica. F U POP! Thanks Kenny for sending me this, got some shit off my chest...I HATE POP! and don't get me started on RAP
Whoever released "Pieces of Me" as her first single - probably her producer - should be fired. If they were trying to differentiate her from her sister, they took the wrong approach. I just watched her sing "Autobiography" - no, I mean ACTUALLY SING IT, not a big hoe-down - and it was way more "rock" than PoM is. Well, whatever. I still don't like her.
Jessica admits she's pop. Actually, so does Avril. And so does Hilary. And WHO'S the one being mass-marketed if her album turned platinum in a week.
Jessica has tremendous pipes - don't get me started. Avril can squeak her way through and still get me to buy her first cd. Hilary is getting close, but she's "punk" enough to be seen hanging over a GC twin, and what the heck, Come Clean is really catchy.
But Ashlee? Give me a break. Stop trying to be what you're not and we'll all like you more. You said you like Garbage. So be like Shirley.
The dispute with saying were jealous because we think she sucks is irrelevant, She doesn't make music professionals help her write,and come up with hooks and assist in the lyric writing..If you paid attention to her show you would have noticed these details..she is not punk,rock or anything..She's just a cooky cutter pop star who wont have recognition for Sh!t just that she made a TRL fav. album..My advice stop listening to pop music it rots your pathetic teenage brains..
. She can’t spell her own damn name.
Ashley is not spelled Ashlee. It’s a simple as that. Just like Lindsey isn’t spell with a z, and Jessica doesn’t have a k. It’s time to put an end to the “cute” misspellings of common miss names and our stars should be leading the way, not furthering the problem.
2. Jessica Simpson is Hot, Ashlee is Not.
Jessica has nice big boobs for us all to admire. Ashlee has a big nose. Last time I checked big boobs were still in style.
3. Ashlee’s singing sounds like something is dying.
Some may disagree with me on this, but out side of her horrendously overproduced current single, every other song I’ve heard from her CD sounds like she is a cow taking it’s last breaths. Girls who sing punk are supposed to sound cool and collected, not like dying farm animals.
4. She is about as punk as Avril Lavigne.
Despite trying to give the outward impression being a “grunge” or "punk" version of her older sister, the ying to her yang, she is still just as much of a materialistic blond as her older sister. She also is just about as smart too, which is saying something given that Jessica is dumber then a box of rocks.
5. I’m jealous and want my own TV show on MTV.
I don’t see why she should have a TV show solely based on relations. After seeing how well MTV can portray drunks this year on the Real World San Diego, I want my own reality TV series. Call it something like “Bottoms Up” and we can just feature a bunch of people playing drinking games. Sure it has nothing to do with music, but this is MTV, they don’t care.
The fist time I saw Avril was while my kids were watching some crap on disney. Her band DID NOT even have their instruments plugged in.
The first time I saw Ashlee, Was SNL and again at the Orange bowl.
They should all be taken out and whipped, tar and feathered and dragged by a ship at sea.
And then sent to their rooms with no music carreers.
They are both horrible.
They should have been the ones to drown, not the poor victims in the South East Asia tsunamis.... Along with hilary duff, lindsay lohan and britney spears, and all other talentless singers....
shame on those who dont have talent (like ashlee, britney)..
Singers WITH talent like (mariah carey, whitney houston) are the ones of actual idolizing.
she only got a recording contract cuz she's jessica's sister.
She doenst have any talent. And ashlee, PLEASE stop ragging on your sister in your retarded song SHADOW!!!!!
I never liked Jessica but She is 10, 000 times better in comparison to her fucktard of her sister.
I hope ashlee loses her virginity before marriage, pull britney spears similar stunts and falls under my trap cuz thats her on way ticket to hell!!!! britney spears has already gotten herself many tickets, now its ashlee's turn.!!!!! So have paris and nicole!!
Ashlee simpson is a talentless fraud, so are lindsay lohan, hilary duff, britney spears.... they should be stoned to death!!!!!! ashlee first cuz she's a lipsyncer!!!!!
There really are sooo many other artists that actually HAVE talent that don't get the publicity and air time that Ashlee does, and continue to work towards their dream which the younger Simpson didn't earn. She's a no talent ass clown who needs to get a real job.
ASHLEY SIMPSON SUCKS. FUCK HER. She needs to be beaten for lip synching not once, but TWICE on largely viewed TV events. ALSO, she is an ugly piece of shit. FUCK YOU ASHLEY SIMPSON. FUCK YOU. GO AWAY NOW. Whew, I feel better now.
I think its great that the people who thought they could force feed us a sibling spin-off from an overrated pop diva and get away it are falling on their faces.Ashlee Simpson should take whats happened to her as a lesson and give up her ambition of damaging anyones taste in music
that bitch CANNOT sing. what is this, the 3rd or 4th time already in the last few months she's had a shitty performance (MTV awards, SNL, orange bowl). Jesus christ how come showing a breast on television was bad, but they think her atrocious singing doesn't harm the public either!?i hope she reads this petition herself fucking poser bitch
rest assured laura, the dogs, the dogs (aka the twins) and i shall look forwrd to her p[erformance at the ball. then I can go bone her and Jess in the oval orifice
Quit pretending to be punk. You wouldn't know punk if it bit you in the ass, Ashlee. You're probally dumb enough to believe Avril and Hillary Duff are punk as well. This is why I hate MTV; no (real) music on anymore.
I came here to post on how bad I hate both Ashlee and Jessica Simpson. They are in fact both talent less waste's of molecules. However, Josh D's horrible word structure and spelling ranks right up there with the Simpson’s performances. Kudos to you both... DIE!
i hate ashlee simpson. if i had a choice between running over georg dubya or ashlee simpson i would probably pick dubya but god i fucking hate her. she sucks so much. people need to learn that just becuase your famour or your sister can sing does NOT mean you can!!!!
Oh my god, I wish someone would just staple her mouth shut or shove a flagpole down her throat so my eardrums could stop bleeding. Say it with me Asslee, you are a POSER!
I wrote a song.
Orange bowl comes once a year. It is something that I hold dear.Until it makes me hate my ears. FUCK YOU ASHLEY.
Oranges have lots of pits, monkeys will invariably shit Ashley Simpson has no hits. FUCK YOU ASHLEY.
Orange bowl is quite happy. The halftime show was quite crappy. The final singer needs a nappy and a nail gun to her face. FUCK YOU ASHLEY
Ok! So I went to the doctore and he told me that the reason I couldn't sing in key was because I have chlymidia in my eyes, gonnorhea in my throat and scabies. My dad is going to schedule a press conference later this afternoon and tell everyone that I have smallpox. I decided to let you guys know the truth because of the concern you have shown for me in this petition. I'm going to buy so hot sauce and pour it in my eyes. Later fuckers! I can say that cuz I'm punk bitches!
i wanna fuk her doggy style, then spit on her back to make it feel like i cum on her, then she turn around, i blow up in her face, then i punch her in the nose... strawberry shortcake, she needs a nosejob anyways...
I Laughed so hard when she was booed my boyfriend came running in the room to see if i was ok. I think my biggest problem with her (as mentioned by others) is that I can sing, I dont have a famouse sister, i dont have the money to get a great production staff and writers, and i dont have the connections to sign a major deal BUT I CAN SIGN.... do we see a problem here???? I dont understand how she sold 2 million records who bought them???? she sold more then her sister jessica and she can sing and is way hotter.. LIfe Sucks and i hope she finnaly has relized that she sucks. go back to acting
dude i hate ashlee simpson. and i always hated her and just last night i heard on the radio that people were booin here off the stage and i was in the bathroom lol and i just started screaming woo whoo!! i was happy but i always new she sucked....and yes she is such a damn poser and i wish everyone just see's here and throw stuff at here cuase thats what she deserve for being a fake!!!
This is the best petition EVER!! I hope she sees this is quits or just dies!! Maybe getting booed off the stage at the National Championship game on Jan 4 will convince her to quit!!!!!!!!
the biggest sound malfunctions at the orange bowl wasnt that the sound wasn't working good for trace adkins and kelly clarkson, it was that the sound WAS working for ashlee simpson...she is frickin HORRIBLE!!!!!
HEY GUYS, IT'S ME AGAIN (#17 ON THE PETITION) I APOLOGIZE FOR MY LOVE OF ASHLEE.THERE IS NO EXCUSE FOR THIS KIND OF THINKING.THE TRUTH IS THAT:
ASHLEE SUX!!!!!!
ASHLEE SUCKS!!!!
ASHLEE SUX!!!!
I HATE HER!!!!HER BROWN HAIR LOOKS LIKE SHIT! I HATE HER PUNK SHIRT! AND SHE CAN KISS MY ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's saddening, the ever chugging train of talentless puppets treckin through our already quality-lacking musical landscape. She can't stay in key, she doesnt even know what a key is. She doesnt write music, and she hasnt lived enough to write anything with substance anyway. What is more sickening is that millions of Americans can't tell that she 100% sucks. They cut and past her vocals and correct them with computer programs to bring them back to pitch. The lyrics are the same old, the riffs/chord progressions are the same/old. I'd be ashamed to be her parent. We need to shut her up and further promote quality bands like A Perfect Circle, Muse, Ours, Sunny Day Real Estate, and countless others in other genres. Fuck Ashlee Simpson, that talentless stunod.
