It must be really nice to have you sisters fame and your daddy's wierd ability to get you a record deal. I guess any no talent wannabe loser can make it big in the world. Shit i wonder how much editing they had to do to make her cover sound good. Also some advice, if you suck at singing, just got caught lip singing, live tv is probably the most idiotic path you could choose. I hope she ditches her singing career(What career?) and start acting, that would be fucking great to see!!!
I will leave Ashlee alone if she coats her stomach with some more of that warm white stuff that record executive put down her throat the day she signed her record deal.
This one time, I took a poopy, and I pretended it was Ashlee Simpson. I took her out and was like "Ashlee, what are you doing in my toilet?" She didn't say anything so I smashed her on the wall and fed her to the dog.
When Ashlee came on at halftime, I didn't want to turn the channel and miss the game so I left it and all I heard was crack, crack, crack in her out-of-tune voice. No wonder she lipsynced on SNL.
HEY GUYS! STOP MAKING FUN OF ME. THIS ISN'T FUNNY ANYMORE. DO YOU THINK I LIKE GETTING THE SHIT-END OF THE SIMPSON FAMILY STICK? I KNOW I DON'T HAVE TALENT AND I'M GROTESQUE LOOKING, BUT IT'S MY CHANCE TO GET A FREE RIDE OFF MY SISTER'S TALENTS. I WOULD LIKE TO TELL MY FANS TO QUIT SIGNING THIS PETITION AGAINST ME BECAUSE YOU WANT TO DEFNED ME. IT JUST MAKES IT LOOK LIKE MORE PEOPLE HATE ME. I GUESS MY FANS REALLY ARE AS RETARDED AS THEY LOOK FROM THE STAGE. GOTTA GO RECORD SOME MORE TRACKS TO PLAY AT MY NEXT CONCERT! CYA! AND DAD, IF YOU READ THIS, PLEASE STOP MAKING COMMENTS ABOUT JESSICA'S BOOBIES...YOU'RE HER FATHER!!!
I've never heard anything as horrific as her singing at the Orange Bowl. Man does she suck!! My cat can sing better than her - and the idiot who actually thought of making her a singing star should be kicked in the nuts by every person that has to put up with her crappy voice.
I have never witnessed anything so untalented since her sister. Ashlee is getting exactly what was coming to her. If she only knew how ridiculous she LOOKED and SOUNDED, she never would have posed as a performer in the first place. And who is the moron who actually wanted her to "sing" at the Orange Bowl anyway?
Hey! You guys leave her alone! I'm living proof that you can have no talent whatsoever and make it big in America!!! If it wasn't for my talented and respected brothers John and Bobby Kennedy, where would I be? Selling aluminum siding in DryRot South Dakota, that's where!
Woo's right, William Hung is way better then Ashlee Simpson. But I also think Ashlee Simpson is way better hung than William! I mean, look at her!
Nasty hooker!
Can't confirm the Geffen Records drop of Ashlee, but there is an article by Michael Ventre that I implore everyone here to read!!! Maybe a couple hundred thousand hits on that site will prompt others in the mass media to speak up as well!!! It is kinda of hypocritical to use elements of the evil that is trying to consume us all in our plight, but we will get the message out!!!
I just spent 5 minute playing head games with the few "Ashlee diehards" on her site (www.ashlee.us) Some fellow Ashlee hater on there said something about how MSN has posted that Geffen dropped her!!!! I'll need to confirm!
i COMPLETLY agreed with you
i HATE ashlee simpson, whoever the hell gave her a record deal should be fired
shes terrible and im glad so many embarrasing things always happen to her
Fuck You Ashlee
Ashlee is the long lost child of Homer and Marge Simpson. Please get her off the TV. The only show she should be on is The Simpsons. Please stop this insanity.
Its funny how ppl with no talent and below average looks can just get up and claim to be stars. I believe something should seriously be done about this. STOP SUPPORTING STARS WITH NO TALENT!!! How the hell does an ugly girl with 3 inches of makeup and no voice get so much hype? I have no idea.
Ashlee, I hope you took notice at the Orange Bowl! Its hard to follow in your sisters footsteps, but she has one smokin body buts sings somewhat bad, you on the other hand have no body worth the ticket price, unless you include free ear plugs. Take the money you have made to date, and invest it in Jessica.
Ashlee Simpson is horrible, she made my dog howl at half time during the orange bowl. I felt so bad for her that I justed wanted to shut the TV off. Jessica definetly got all the talent and out of both of them no one got the brain!
The revolution is winning. Thanks to you www.ashlee.us has been invaded and taken over by what ashlee heads call "Haters." Last time I checked, it was unavailable. Please if you see any other website for Ahlee simpson. post it here.
between her and her sister i don not know who's worse..jessica at least has looks, but ashlee is unattractive and cannot sing...hollywood come on i could sing better:)
i can't take this anymore. she's just a sad pathetic younger sister who can't stand the fact that someone in her family is more talented than her. "oh but daddy, jessica has her own show even though she's two tacos short of a combination plate, i want one too!" and sadly enough, wish granted. this really needs to stop.
Just a media whore for her Dad. No talent, no voice, no cred, and definitely no reason she should have a record contract over hard working real musicians. Kind of sad really to be pimped by your Dad like that.
THIS FAKE ASS LITTLE GIRL MAKES ME SICK. SHE SUCKS SO FREAKIN BAD AND PEOPLE STILL LOVE HER. JUST SHOWS YOU HOW AMERICAS YOUTH HAS GONE DOWN THE TOILET! I HATE ASHLEE AND ALL HER FAMILY. SHE IS A WASTE OF SPACE AND NEEDS TO DO ALL OF US A FAVOR AND RUN INTO ONCOMING TRAFFIC.
Joe Simpson is the equivilent of a real estate investor. He made an investment in a "decent" piece of property (Jessica). He received a nice return, then he got greedy and tried to invest on another, substandard piece of property (Ashlee). Noone told him that the new building should have been condemned years ago, and now that he knows, he doesn't care. he continues to lease it at a premium. Joe Simpson is a Slum Lord. No more, no less.
Totally! Did you hear her singing live at the 2004 radio music awards? OMG! It was horrble! She doesn't have a voice. She was ripping her throat out trying to sing but she sucked!
Teenagers shouldn't be musical "superstars" anyway. There ears aren't developed enough to really hear what is in tune and what is not. Except for an exceptional few (and of course we'll never hear of them cause they don't have huge breasts or rich parents) Teen artists have lived less than 20 years, which is not enough time to have any real experiences to write about in a serious manner that anyone out of high school can relate to, which is well over half the world's population. Greed has brought us to this disgusting low point in the history of art. The 20th century marked the downfall of music.
DOWN WITH THE CORPORATE RECORD INDUSTRY TRASH! ARTISTS UNITE! Unbelievable that I spent 15 years learning to play my instrument and write and I can't even feed myself or go to the doctor. And this pair of breasts (and many others) gets millions to stand there and pretend. But then again, I can actually perform my own music. Since when was it a bad idea to learn how to do something right? Must've been the day Joe Simpson struck it rich.
Just because I got where I am by giving blow jobs does not mean I am a no talent whore. I can suck the crome off a bumper
Love Ashlee
PS I will sux it for $25.00
Ashlee Simpson has ZERO talent. I cannot even believe that she was on a halftime show. The positive with it is that the whole nation really got to see how bad she is.
Ashlee sucks. She could have a good group of cult fans, but all she does now is steal promotion money away from talented up and coming artist. Please stop shoving her down my throat. For people who say that we can choose not to hear her, SNL and the Orange Bowl. We are forced to listen to her there. She sure didn't get those gigs by talent.
Joe Simpson represents all evil in the music industry. Let's bring music back to the musicians and not this worthless rich man's talentless kids. Doesn't anyone find it strange that these musical "superstars" can't match a pitch to save their lives, let alone sing or be "musical"? You can't train someone to be talented with all the money in the world. You can't polish a turd. May the whole simpson family burn in hell. Lets bring some decency back to music.
The Ashlee fans can listen to her CD all you want...using headphones please. I don´t want to hear it. If someone gave me the CD I'd burn it. The music is worse than horrible. What I can´t understand is why the media continues to buy into this whole act. She can´t sing, can´t dance, can't act, and unlike most pop "stars", she's not even nice to look at. It is pathetic, and shows that if you have a famous, somewhat talented & decent looking relative in the business, then you can put out whatever crap you want. Her record label and public relations executives need a giant slap in their money grubbing faces.
she is the biggest no talent ass clown on the face of the earth. I hope something horrible happens to her for along time. Maybe like somebody ripping out her vocal cords, that would be a good place to start.
Honestly, I've never seen someone take a semi-successful career (even if it's someone else's generated success) and screw it up as badly as she has.
However, I was even more offended by how she bastardized the anarchy symbol in some pathetic attempt to be punk.
Ashlee, quit singing and just do something other brainless, no-talent, beauties do: get naked for the camera.
ashlee simpson is the biggest no talent hack since Milli Vanilli. I guess black nail polish just makes you a poser, not a punk. I wish i was at the Orange Bowl so I could have booed you personally instead of from my couch. It's ok Ashlee, you pretty enough, just do what Paris Hilton did- screw some guy on camera so people forget what happens when you open your mouth.
This Ashlee bullshit is just the tip of the iceberg. It's about time that this crap that the record industries have been shoving down our throats back-fired in their face. Its more about pop stardom, looks, commercials and over-produced music videos than the actual music. Ashlee is the flavor of the week, no different than 90% of what is aired on every top 40 radio station (all owed by 3 companies) in this country. Ashlee has a look and a angle, not a voice. The sad part is that it is all that is needed now a days when the media has the ability to brainwash you into thinking that it is good. I feel bad for the youth of our country who have only come up listening to crap like this.
Poor Jessica, she's associated with this mess...she's over exposed as well, but at least she has a good voice.
College and Satellite Radio will eventually take over. You can only fool the people for so long ......
Let's start listening with our ears again.
Is it true that Simpson is really William Hung in drag? When will she announce the cancellation of her concert tour? Or did she sell too many tickets to four-year-olds?
Ashlee, Ashlee, Ashlee, if you weren't so cute I'd be a lot more blunt. So having said that, please stop singing. Stick to acting and modeling. For the sake of everyone!
God there are no words to desrible the spineless ugly muthafucker of a bitch fuck head- if there were she would probably (hopefully) die of shok wen i said them.
Pardon my retarded sister.... I know she is a complete and utter fraud but you have to except the fact that her millions of ex-fans are bcoming haters like you guys.... keep it up! ps. dont tell ashlee
If ashlee really had acid reflux, why couldnt she just cancel her performance????? i saw the video clip and she was dancing onstage, goofing around, as if she DID NOT have acid reflux... u mean to tell me, the moment ashlee heard her voice, she had acid reflux????!!!!!!
Ashlee, u r pathetic.
if you REALLY had acid reflux, why the fuck did u blame ur band???? stupid, lipsyncing bitch
Hey guys!
I'm sure you all have figured out how crazy its been the last few days,but I just wanted to personally write to y'all-my true fans-and thank you for your support and love. I have decided to speak openly and honestly about what happened on snl because I want you guys to know what really happened. My acid refux started acting up and I know my real fans know that music and performing is my true passion and you support me for that....I couldn't control what happened that day. People always say things that are hurtful,and I encourage my fans to do what I do and not read what people are saying on the internet...in a couple of days everyone's attention will be on someone else. As far as me and my band are concerned...we are all a family and love each other very much-they are the best guys in the world and I wouldn't want anyone else to be with me at this time.
Keep up the support...its the love my fans have shown me that makes me want to go back out there and continue to prove all the negative press wrong!
Look out for me to go on tour starting in January...its gonna be awesome!
I love you guys!!
this is what ashlee said after her SNL disaster..... of cuz, ashlee is LYING
Where do I start? Ashlee Simpson is HORRIBLE, but the bad thing is, I don't think she knows it. I really think she (along with her parents) have convinced herself that she can really sing and that is a damn shame. It is amazing what a little money can do for you. Let's face it, we all know that's how she made it. She woke up one morning and was like "hey I think I will become a singer today" and from there...........Real rock and R&B bands are out for years before they are discovered and have their own group. Ashlee hired one, YOU BE THE JUDGE........
We all saw how hard super-singer Kelly Clarkson worked to get where she is, so why was fame-handed-to-her-on a-silver-platter, lipsyncer, dying cow voice Ashlee Simpson the headliner???
well said...they need to pull the plug on that ashlee simpson show...she sucks so bad....even my 17 sister who used to like her thinks she's the worst thing out there....she sounds like a cat dying when she sings....and there's nothing worse than someone trying to be rock...she should get lost!!!!
I'd like to direct you, the good people of America, to a group with over 1000 members worldwide dedicated to stopping Ashlee Simpson and the the like.
www.hopeinamerica.com
Great job guys, and keep it up! We're winning the fight! If interested in joining H.O.P.E., e-mail us at hopeinfilm@aol.com
I signed just to tell you how horrible your spelling and grammar are. You should really hold off harsh criticism on others till you can formulate complete thoughts without looking like a dickhole. Sure that Simpson bitch sucks, but Keee-Rist, so do you.
Actually, flipping through most signatures I have learned that 99% of you I probably would take a steaming shit on in real life. Please, do the world a favor and end it all for yourselves. Spare us, please.
She secretly wanted to be like Hillary Duff but her type of raspy voice didn't allow it, so she decided to sing and like Courtney Love and that type of punky music. But as her "talent" unfolds it's clear it wasn't meant for her to be a singer.
do not know what is wrong with you people. This album is actually punk-influenced, according to ashlee but after i popped the cd into my player, i was actually quite disappointed. This album didnt live up to my expectations cuz it was VERY obvious she was trying to copy some one, but i dont know who. the song LALA is very overcrowded and her song writing lacks depth. Not that i hate ashlee or anything, its just that this cd isnt what you would expect. AND YES avril's cd is better than ashlee's autobiography
she sucks...i heard her songs and she has no talent just like her sister...the album isnt a rock genre..,.,its more pop....since the incident in snl i really think she doesnt worth being famous
The dispute with saying were jealous because we think she sucks is irrelevant, She doesn't make music professionals help her write,and come up with hooks and assist in the lyric writing..If you paid attention to her show you would have noticed these details..she is not punk,rock or anything..She's just a cooky cutter pop star who wont have recognition for Sh!t just that she made a TRL fav. album..My advice stop listening to pop music it rots your pathetic teenage brains..
Ashlee Simpson sucks so much it deserves it's own, fun website....
