Signatures #1600 through #1700 for the ASHLEE SIMPSON SUCKS.....U GOTTA SIGN petition
... said 01/09/05, 11:26 am (verified)
viva la ashlee resistance... lol shes such a fake..her sister can atv least sing despite being dumb as dog shit. in a way i have sympathy for someone with thta little talent
#1700

Jessica Simpson said 01/09/05, 9:51 am (verified)
Fuck that bitch.
#1699

tim said 01/09/05, 9:48 am (verified)
ashlee is fantastic! a true artist, who has time and time again shown her integrity and sincere approach to song-craft
#1698

Ashlee's Dad said 01/09/05, 9:47 am (verified)
I punch myself in the balls every night before I go to bed so that I will never breed again. I am sorry she didn't end up in a Kleenex. Please forgive me.
#1697

Mahatma Ghandi said 01/09/05, 9:41 am (verified)
We should help the people in Asia by praying for her death. If she is gone - the world will have less suffering and sucking. Praise be to you(s) - besides Ashlee of course.
#1696

Nectieq said 01/09/05, 8:55 am (verified)
NOBODY likes ashlee.. Most of her fans hate her now.
#1695

SecretAgent said 01/09/05, 7:59 am (verified)
Ashlee...mmm, she sucks. I mean, she is REALLY bad. She'll be part of the psychic friends network within 24mos.
#1694

Tiff said 01/09/05, 7:01 am (verified)
She's such a poser...jealous of of her sister. I hope she fails miserably.
#1693

Andrew Lockharty said 01/09/05, 5:06 am (verified)
Yes I spelled hatred wrong, but that does not change the fact that Ashlee Simpson sucks large goatsac! VLAR!!!
#1692

Anone said 01/09/05, 5:05 am (verified)
Ashlee sucks. simply put. i'm sorry.
#1691

lilrahsar said 01/09/05, 5:02 am (verified)
Okay Ashlee's dad. Do you think she can sing. No one said anything about you molesting your kids so shove it. Second i'm sure you have money to blow right now. With your two daughters supporting you and you're family. And your daughter ashlee is making money for doing nothing. so go have a good cry. oh and bye the way it's 11:00 on Jan/8th so none cares about taking dowm this awesome site!
#1690

andrew Lockhart said 01/09/05, 5:02 am (verified)
Yes, I agree... Ashlee Simpson sucks large goatsac. But does she really deserve all this hatered? yes, yes she does. VIVA LA ASHLEE RESISTANCE!!!!!
#1689

victoria said 01/09/05, 3:10 am (verified)
ashlee needs to sit her ass downs she vannot sing out of a paper bag!! go away!!
#1688

Chaz said 01/09/05, 2:44 am (verified)
i have never seen such an untalented, more spoiled, uglier girl in show buisness. ashlee simpson is an all time low for our country, and the fact that she has a platinum album is an all time low for the new millenium. i find it very depressing and i am glad i'm not the only one who sees her for what she is. a fake hoe-bag untalented moronic poser with no talent, personality, or voice. fuck the media and her little poser fans... she SUCKS
#1687

Cam said 01/09/05, 2:40 am (verified)
What a dumb whore
#1686

KRISTIAN L. said 01/09/05, 1:11 am (verified)
OMS ASHLEE your fukin ass needs to go i hate you and so does every body in the world. You know wutz so sad even pop listeners hate you!And you r not punk you are a freakin poser!!!! you wouldnt even been famous if it waznt for ur hott sister, JESSICA!!!!!
#1685

Κώλος said 01/08/05, 11:46 pm (verified)
She is ugly and has no talent.
#1684

judith said 01/08/05, 11:39 pm (verified)
yea she really really sucks
#1683

Kelshir Van Baka said 01/08/05, 11:13 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#1682

matt said 01/08/05, 10:57 pm (verified)
at least her sister is hot, which makes up for her being as dumb as crap...ashlee is butt ugly
#1681

Mike said 01/08/05, 10:56 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#1680

Phfat Ginny said 01/08/05, 10:52 pm (verified)
This is just another person feeding off their big sister's success. ashlee sucks my ass
#1679

that_one_guy said 01/08/05, 10:50 pm (verified)
...i agree
#1678

Dan said 01/08/05, 10:15 pm (verified)
Holy shit did you guy watch the Orange Bowl show? She sounded sooo bad!! And to think I kind of felt bad for this chick after SNL....f*ck dat. She really truely can not sing. And I've been reading the sh*t from "Ashlee-herself" hahaha oooooo I'm REALLY Ashlee Simpson and omg it wasn't my fault I sounded awful it was the sound crew's fault! just like how on SNL it wasn't my fault cause of my band. PLEASE!! You just don't have any talent so quick your b*tch and get back to the kitchen!!! YOU SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!
#1677

Bryan said 01/08/05, 10:08 pm (verified)
F*ck Ashlee Simpson! No talent whore! Her sister is hot but probably one of the dumbest blonde b*tches out there. hahahahaha!!!!!!! ASHLEE YOU SUCK!!! LEARN HOW TO SING!!!!!!!!!!
#1676

Jersey said 01/08/05, 10:05 pm (verified)
Ashlee Simpson is such a f*ckin poser! I'm sorry honey you ARE NOT a punk rocker so stupid trying to dress like one! And you f*ckin CAN NOT sing for sh*t!!! Nice job on the Orange Bowl there....hahaha!!! YOU SUCK B*TCH!! You have NO talent!! I hate you and all the other stupid no talent singers who get paid a sh*t load of money for NOTHING!! I HATE YOU! DON'T BE A SINGER IF YOU CAN'T SING!!!!!
#1675

Ashleehater said 01/08/05, 10:03 pm (verified)
I have never before in my life signed on to an "e-petition," but: Ahslee Simpson is such a pathetic piece of garbage - I want to vomit and die when I see her face. I say the root of all evil is her creator - her dad. What a fucking dick - cursing this planet with two no-talent devilspawn. Send them all back to the no-talent hell from which they came...
#1674

Amanda said 01/08/05, 10:01 pm (verified)
ASHLEE SIMPSON SUCKS!!!
#1673

ergh said 01/08/05, 9:07 pm (verified)
how many people play instruments are seriously talented with piano, guitar, vocals, whatever.. and dont get a chance at fame or even any sort of wealth or good job! But when ur a whiney poser cry baby fake wannabe no talent ashle, u can do whatever u want with a bunch of ditzy relatives and some money
#1672

TeTe said 01/08/05, 9:02 pm (verified)
Farts are more pleasant than her singing!
#1671

Himself said 01/08/05, 8:50 pm (verified)
HOLY FUCK I HATE ASHLEE SIMPSON! the bitch is giving rock/metal/punk listeners ONE FUCK of a BAD BAD name! so F*CK the ashee simpson show, F*CK her lipsync'in BULLSHIT and STAY IN THE F*CKING SHADOW!
#1670

T said 01/08/05, 8:13 pm (verified)
Ashlee simpson is the biggest no talent hack since milli vanilli, she dosnt deserve to have her own show on mtv. She deserves to be in a gutter in new york somewhere along with her writers.
#1669

Brandon Jakubowski said 01/08/05, 7:58 pm (verified)
I hate the living hell out of her...i hope her career ends in ruins
#1668

Ryan said 01/08/05, 7:48 pm (verified)
Ashlee, you cant sing, stop trying to be your sister! You can stay on mtv with all the other mtv bitches(simple plan, good charlotte, etc), but stay out off network television!!
#1667

Aaron said 01/08/05, 7:46 pm (verified)
Ashlee is an example of everything that is wrong with music today. Her songs are written by hired songwriters who follow a formula for making commercially viable songs. That is not punk and she is not a musician. She is a media robot who is trying to act like she has real wholesome talent. She isn't ugly, but she is trying too hard to be pretty. But really, why worry about? As long as people are too brain dead to know good music, then shit like her music is going to make it through the shit filter. So fuck it, let her have her moment of fame, and then her reality show, and let her be. She needs to stay off television though.
#1666

cory said 01/08/05, 7:14 pm (verified)
Ashlee, I disagree. i think your signing is a good thing for the losing team, you giveTHEM somthing to LAUGH AT!
#1665

Joe Simpson said 01/08/05, 7:12 pm (verified)
Im certain you know what libel is. Many people sue tabloids and win. I intend to phone my attorney if this page is still up by the end of this day. Saturday, January 8/05 I will not have a website or any other forum online/paper tabloid accuse me of sexually molesting my children. So you can take your 1st ammendment and shove it up your ass. Libel is a nasty thing, and I have plenty of money to blow right now on what legal representation I need. Have a Nice Day! Joe Simpson
#1664

z said 01/08/05, 7:06 pm (verified)
I wish that I had money like the simpson family then i could pay to sing in the orange bowl too. This would be fair to our public because i can't sing either.
#1663

Jessica mtz said 01/08/05, 6:54 pm (verified)
If Ashlee was that bad she wouldn't of had a number one record...if you like her don't buy the record don't watch her performances easy as that I for one support ahlee and her family and hope for the best.
#1662

Sorry Joe, YOU HAVE NO LEGAL ARGUMENTS said 01/08/05, 6:49 pm (verified)
If those posts are truely from the Simpson family (whatever), someone ought to educate "y'all" on "the law". All of you are public figures, and therefore subject to any kind of scrutiny short of direct threats of physical violence against you. About 20+ years ago, retired General Westmorland (the head of the Army during the Vietnam War) tried to sue several media sources who were very critical of his command for slander and libel, and the US Supreme Court had a strong majority saying that since he used the media for his own purposes, he also VOLENTARILY EXPOSED HIMSELF to public opinion, whatever it might be. So stick that "calling my lawyers" crap up your ass and remember when you sign those multi-million dollar contracts for whatever, that the people who make your extravgant lifestyles possible (THE GENERAL PUBLIC OF THIS COUNTRY) have the 1st Amendment right to say what they think as well. I would also like to say to "Ashlee" if you do truely have a voice, why don't you put your money where your mouth is and PROVE IT by doing a strictly vocal show with no insturments or sound engineers backing you up on prime time television? I'm sure that would be easily arranged for your father and David Geffen. PROVE US WRONG.
#1661

P.M. said 01/08/05, 6:13 pm (verified)
Quit singing you stupid bitch!
#1660

darrin said 01/08/05, 5:50 pm (verified)
Stop this shitty singing and lip-synching and just fucking go into porno!!!
#1659

M. K. said 01/08/05, 5:09 pm (verified)
Hay all you morons out there that support ashlee, you seem to have less brain cells then she does because you all have been signing the petition that says she sucks. way to go your all true winners
#1658

real musician said 01/08/05, 3:37 pm (verified)
What is the entertainment world feeding us? Your ass would have never made it on to MY bandstand!!!
#1657

Lollypop said 01/08/05, 3:25 pm (verified)
HEY ASHLEE SIMPSON ROCKS HER DAD DOESN'T DO BAAD THINGS TO HER AND HER SISTER IFD YOU DON'T LIKE HER THEN WHO CARES OTHER PEOPLE LIEK HER SO FRIG OFF
#1656

Jessica Simpson Lachey said 01/08/05, 2:08 pm (verified)
Don't talk about my sister, me, or my father this way. If you don't like my sister, fine, don't buy her CD or watch her performances. But don't sit here talking sick trash about my father, and how he has sexual relationships with me and my sister. This makes me and my husband seriously ill. This page better be gone today, or Im phoning my attorney. Jessica Simpson Lachey
#1655

Joe Simpson & Family said 01/08/05, 2:04 pm (verified)
I find many of the comments on this site very disturbing. Especially the illicit sexual ones precluding to some rumor that I am sexual with my own children. I find this downright sickening. I hope the owner of this page has a damned good attorney. I intend to be holding HIM accountable. Joe Simpson
#1654

Ashlee Simpson - herself said 01/08/05, 1:58 pm (verified)
Hey all I happened to be surfing and came across this web site. Im sitting here crying, because I feel I have been wrongfully mistreated. I can sing, given the chance. The sound equipment at the Orange Bowl was messed up. Even Kelly Clarkson had a difficult time. I want to redeem myself somehow, and prove to my fans and all of the naysayers what Im really made of, and that is PURE talent. This has been my dream for years. Whew now Im really crying. This is so hard to face people who seem to hate me. But hey, Im not going to stop. Or give it up. I will show them all! >wink< Peace Out Ashlee
#1653

Sally said 01/08/05, 1:51 pm (verified)
Ashlee dearie, please please, stop this silly nonsense and go to school, and have a REAL career. In fact, do something your sister Jess cannot do, study, and earn a degree. Im sorry sweetness, but you cannot sing.
#1652

tess said 01/08/05, 12:35 pm (verified)
Ashlee, you're the biggest fraud ever. You should go back to The Simple Life ASAP. Go back to the Shadow cuz you're a talentless, ugly, sister hater, wannabe singer....booooo booooo
#1651

G-string said 01/08/05, 12:13 pm (verified)
What does A.S. want from us? She's got her millions, now go away!
#1650

Taylor said 01/08/05, 12:11 pm (verified)
Ashlee Simpsom sucks balls!
#1649

KMT said 01/08/05, 12:10 pm (verified)
I don't think I can take punk seriously caming from a little girl who was a blonde preppy 20 minutes ago.
#1648

Jim said 01/08/05, 12:08 pm (verified)
If were Ashlee, I'd leave the country. You're singing sucks and you're so damn lame. Now we all know it.
#1647

Sandy said 01/08/05, 12:05 pm (verified)
Ashlee, you really do suck! The only reason you were even given a chance is because you're Jessica's sister. Everyone knows that. You've screwed up enough and we all hate your singing. Plesae stop embarrassing Jessica and stop torturing us. Find a career that you're actually good at, obviously singing is not your talent.
#1646

pekahead said 01/08/05, 9:35 am (verified)
I agree she is a bad singer, and a wananbe, i think she should be banned from singing in public by law, for the rest of her life (this also includes acting of any type)
#1645

jewly said 01/08/05, 9:00 am (verified)
my fucking god, go away already you dumb lip syncing bitch!
#1644

john holmes said 01/08/05, 8:19 am (verified)
she is just trash!And cant sinf for shit
#1643

ASHLEE"S ANUS said 01/08/05, 7:26 am (verified)
AShlee's Pussy smells like tuna left rotting by the TSUNAMI
#1642

Kyle said 01/08/05, 7:24 am (verified)
she sucks at singing
#1641

R-Dawg said 01/08/05, 7:21 am (verified)
Ashlee, I wish i had been at the orange bowl to boo your sorry ass of the stage. do us all a favor and start walking the streets now, rather than waiting to realize on your own that you are a terrible singer and a stupid ass poser.
#1640

Dan said 01/08/05, 7:14 am (verified)
WOW DOES SHE EVER SUCK!!!! wow who gave her a contract?
#1639

Smurfett said 01/08/05, 7:07 am (verified)
La, LA, la la la la. Laa, la la laa laaaa. Sounds conspicuously like Ashlee Simpson's latest song....I wonder......... ASHLEE SIMPSON IS A SMURF. SLUTTY SMURF SHE GETS FUCKED BY GARGAMEL AND GETS CRUNKED OFF OF SMURF JIZZ
#1638

Aliyya said 01/08/05, 7:03 am (verified)
Don't worry. Ashlee Simpson will die just like me in a plane crash while her sister gets stuffed by some guy not named Nick. YOU ARE WHORES
#1637

Justin said 01/08/05, 7:03 am (verified)
Yes she does suck!
#1636

Jon Rivard said 01/08/05, 6:59 am (verified)
Damn B, that shit smells almost as bad as her album.
#1635

g said 01/08/05, 6:54 am (verified)
I have wicked bad gas tonight. I blame it on Ashlee Simpson. Thanks, Ashlee. Now we all have to suffer.
#1634

Jessica Simpson said 01/08/05, 6:44 am (verified)
i'm so sorry my sister is such a fraud. She kept on ragging and ragging on me in her retarded song "SHADOW" and she expects me to cry for her... She only got a recording contract because of ME and she is soooooo ungrateful, which breaks my heart. i'm ashamed of having a lip-syncer as a sister!!!! Ashlee honey, go to hawaii with Lindsay Lohan as the 2 of you have been planning and pray for the South East Asia tsunami waves to travel there and hit you guys! love, you sister...
#1633

Ashlee Simpson said 01/08/05, 6:38 am (verified)
I know I suck balls. I can't sing but my creepy dad who i think wants to touch me makes me sing or else. I'm sorry America it's either suck for you or suck my old man
#1632

Aretha Franklin said 01/08/05, 6:17 am (verified)
Britney Spears, Ashlee, Lindsay Lohan and Hilary Duff are already digging deep holes in the already-badly destroyed music industry.. i say, chop their fucking heads off!!!!
#1631

Cathy said 01/08/05, 6:15 am (verified)
When it comes to being a whore, Ashlee should take lessons from the Queen of Prostitutes herself, Pamela Anderson. Oh, and Ashlee can get some coaching from Paris hilton too... Because if all else fails, being a whore can launch your career, as evident in Miss Paris "im a whore" Hilton
#1630

Tacky said 01/08/05, 6:12 am (verified)
Ashlee's so stank, every time she opens her mouth she's talking shit.
#1629

Simon Cowell said 01/08/05, 6:08 am (verified)
I've finally found the worst singer in the world, Ashlee Simpson.
#1628

SATAN A.K.A The DEVIL said 01/08/05, 6:05 am (verified)
My plan is working.She will have to sell her soul now!
#1627

Sreech said 01/08/05, 6:02 am (verified)
Her voice is like nails on a chalkboard.
#1626

Laurence Marcelo said 01/08/05, 5:54 am (verified)
im gay
#1625

Philip Nguyen said 01/08/05, 5:47 am (verified)
She does suck dick
#1624

andrea said 01/08/05, 5:35 am (verified)
hi i would just like to say that ashlee simpson just needs to stop.. her songs could be sung by someone who sings way better because someone sat there and wrote them songs and i like the songs.. i really do but when i hear ashlee simpson singing them.. i try to imagine her good.. i mean really did ne one ever hear her hold out a note? jessica simpson at least dont lip sync.. I
#1623

Katie said 01/08/05, 5:27 am (verified)
I support this petition.
#1622

Denise said 01/08/05, 5:03 am (verified)
Come on America, how much proof do you need? First the SNL (LIVE SHOW) "accident", then the Orange Bowl (SHE GOT BOOED AND A MAN YELLED "ASHLEE YOU SUCK"), what's next? Does she have to personally go to everyone's house and suck out loud for them???? End it now Ashlee, just admit it, YOU CAN'T SING! Leave it to the professionals of punk and grunge like Shirley Manson and Aimee Echo, hell even Brody Dalle. STOP KILLING PUNK!
#1621

Frank said 01/08/05, 4:59 am (verified)
You suck Ashlee! You're nothing, my dog can sing better. You only got a contract because of your sister! They give contracts to anybody nowadays. YOU SUCK!!!!
#1620

Zach said 01/08/05, 4:58 am (verified)
Ever since you first appeared with that ugly boy scout t-shirt on mtv i've hated you, and hopefully the whole world will finally see the horrid torture she inflicts upon the people
#1619

D willi said 01/08/05, 4:51 am (verified)
SHE HAS THE WORST VOICE I HAVE EVER HEARD!!!!!
#1618

Solomon said 01/08/05, 4:48 am (verified)
I wonder who really does ashlee's voice? Maybe she should be on stage. FUCKING GIVE IT UP ALREADY, U SUCK ASS!
#1617

Erik Moe said 01/08/05, 4:47 am (verified)
No talent....however a pretty face with a good body and a famous sister, which is why she has the career she has now.
#1616

Brat said 01/08/05, 4:36 am (verified)
I liked her more as Jessica's shadow.
#1615

JB said 01/08/05, 4:20 am (verified)
The Orange Bowl performance was classic. I don't think anyone has ever been booed so bad during a halftime show.
#1614

irialanthas said 01/08/05, 4:20 am (verified)
she should spontaneously combust at some glorified awards ceremony.
#1613

Jeff said 01/08/05, 3:50 am (verified)
HAHA You suck balls
#1612

Jim D said 01/08/05, 3:49 am (verified)
Amen
#1611

Scott said 01/08/05, 3:43 am (verified)
so bad it hurts
#1610

Zac said 01/08/05, 3:28 am (verified)
I heard that she sung 'La La' at a football game in California and got booed. She must be a really bad singer!
#1609

J. said 01/08/05, 3:14 am (verified)
Why is she so annoying? There are plenty of untalented performers, but something about her just bugs like no one else. Maybe it's the influence of her creepy father.
#1608

Ben said 01/08/05, 2:57 am (verified)
SHE SUCKS AHHH
#1607

Kristi said 01/08/05, 2:40 am (verified)
ASHLEE SUCKS!!!! She can't sing. She just screams. She's trying to be like her sister. She should stick to acting.
#1606

tstew said 01/08/05, 2:34 am (verified)
ashlee has no talent shes a wannabe
#1605

kracker said 01/08/05, 2:12 am (verified)
she sucks
#1604

Chapin said 01/08/05, 2:06 am (verified)
neither of the simpson sisters have talent. but at least jessica doesn't look like big bird. ashlee has no sense of style and she can't sing. she's a teen bop milli vanilli...except milli vanilli's cooler.
#1603

Bill Clinton said 01/08/05, 1:29 am (verified)
Oh yeah, she sucks.
#1602

Dave said 01/08/05, 1:06 am (verified)
I dont like friends who eat ashlee whne she is asleep and when she is going to the room with the fence in it and when she finds her dead hotdog in her socks and then try to put her shoes on and falls down the staird and loses her earings and has to look for them in the pool and gets sucked in the filter and need to get a flu shot to find her lost parents in Detroit where they are in a giant car making place so she can go to get some gass at stop and shop to buy meetloaf for her pet snakes witch she slowly puts up her fucken hairy ass with wrats that are the fricken size of beach ball from the PGA tour where she will play 19 rounds of golf to win a new face therefor I HATE ASHLEE
#1601