she needs my big fat coke can sized cack rammed up down her throat..thats the only thing her mouth should be used for. besides the uglier friend or sister is always the whore
she is sooo stupid that even in a $60,000 car with a navigation system, she made it to an appointment 4 hrs. late! becasue she couldnt find the place..i feel bad for her someone told her she had talent and she beleived them, and is now embarassing herself
i would like to hump your sister and then poo in your lunch bag. Then when you were hungry you could eat a poo that was spawned from my love hole with your hot as shit sister.
ASHLEE SIMPSON, you are ridiculous. You don't know shit about good classic rock or old school metal, or rock music. You are a fucking poser. You make people like me who have been playing guitar for years, who can sing , and write my own music feel like shit. Because you are sitting their on a pile of cash with no talent. you cannot sing or play any instrument, and other people write your "catchy" tunes. You have no idea what people like me have gone through in life that actually gives them shit to write about. And you dance like a wild banshee. i do not just dislike your music, it almost hurts my feelings to see people like you successful in music when I SHOULD BE. So find something you are actually good at and leave the music industry, because you are a fucking disgrace to all REAL MUSIC. sabbath, zeppelin, beatles, george harrison, deep purple, pink floyd, the stones, the doors, all of it!!!!!! Gosh, why are people so blind to not see your lack of talent?
Seriously, this has to end, Ashlee, spare us from your lack of talent. Sad thing is, much of the "music" today is lacking of talent. I wish people would stop listening to the shit mtv passes as "music".
Someone needs to remove this "trained seal" from the airwaves. If I wanted to see talentless adolescents try to sing and make complete fools of themselves I could spend time at any suburban mall. Get rid of her now...
The only reason Ashlee Simpson is still around is beacuse her crazy, self-serving dad keeps shoving her in our faces. Someone needs to start a petition to stop the promotion of a talentless piece of crap. Why won't anyone understand that no one wants to hear from her any more!!!
It's a shame that there are so many talented musicians out there who never get signed up because the music market is flooded with fraudsters like Ashlee Simpson. I don't hate the girl, but she should quit show business. She is just so God-awful at singing.
Ashlee Simpson has ZERo talent.
Her voice sucks, her song-writing is full of shit, her attitude is as bad as avril lavigne's, she claims her music is "PUNK" when ashlee is just as poppy as Jessica. Who does ashlee think she is?! I mean, its bad enough we have singers like Hilary Duff and Britney Spears, but now Ashlee? And Lindsay Lohan? What is happening to the world? By the way, Ashlee's music is pure, 100% bull shit. Quite frankly, NOBODY likes ashlee simpson so why bother? Ashlee SUCKS
I can't stand ashlee and judging from the many people who signed this petition, ashlee sucks.
I really hate her....
Ashlee, you make me wanna gag, gag
at you stupidity, in your face
I'll be your executer, as you are Milli Vanilli
Im like an alley cat, drink up your shit oh please! No more!
Ashlee, you make me wanna SCREEEEAAAAAMMMM!!!!!
yeah ashlee sismpson does suck, i would love to be the one to hand her a petition that almost 2000 people have signed, all agreeing that she sucks and has no talent
Hey Ashlee! You Make me wanna VOMIT on the kitchen floor you selfish bitch! You conveniently shut down the community section of your website in order to keep your dumbass fans brainwashed. Sooner or later they will find out that you are a complete bitch. Aren't you able to take it? You are a complete whore. Why don't you just fly to your own fucking private island by yourself with a mirror and just fuck yourself until you die. You couldn't sing worth crap on the ABC new year's special either. Please leave us you media whore.
You are nothing.
Hi Ashlee... I think you suck, you are such a bitch, and I'm glad you love to act like your sister. Tht's the only reason why you're soo famous anyway... you act like her... like a blonde dumbass
I hate you Ashlee Simpson with every cell in my body!! Stick to sucking up to your sister! Whoever was the assclown that allowed you to make a record is on Crack
Jessica S. only got her gig thanks to her tits, and Ashlee is riding the popularity of that particular piece of anatomy. The only thing real about Ashlee Simpson is that she really blows as an artist. Just watch her show on MTV, and see what a clueless idiot she is. Her voice can't hold a pitch and when she selected her band members, it was based on how cute they were. Ashlee should thank God every day that there are a large number of teeny-bops out there who will buy whatever crapola MTV tells them to, thinking that they are original and radical. Keep drinking the Kool-Aid Ashlee fans!!!!
I blame all young people. If you stupid retards stopped watching MTV and read a book - marketing companies would stop targeting you as the retards you are. When did young people start letting corporations tell them what to listen to? Comparing Avril with Ashlee is like debating poop vs. crap. It's all crap - stop buying music from companies that consider your generation too stupid to know better. Seek integrity and reject shiny fakes. Learn the lessons that pioneers like the Ramones and Minor Threat tought the youth so many years ago. TURN OFF THE TV AND STOP LETTING 50 year old men tell you what is punk and what isn't. Some of you would have bought those Milli Vanilli records a few years ago I think. I'm going back to my bench to feed the pigeons and read my Ezra Pound books.
At least ashley simpson is out there tryin 2 do sumthun.All of u who r dissin her suck cunt and prob wanna b here..by the way.Andrew Lockhart u should talk..u metal mouth sk8er poser
While I'm appalled by some of the the standards of English exhibited thus far on the petition, I'll attach my name to it for the noble cause it represents. I hope this communal invective is duly delivered to you, Miss Ashlee Simpson, because frankly, my dear, you suck ass. PS: but congratulations, it usually takes people about 30 years to effectively make a complete tit out of themselves.
WTF! Wow, she should just quit, she obviously has no talent and should not be singing anymore so get her outta here and send out of the USA, for being a horrible singer.
No talent, non singing, non creative, livin off your sisters' reputation dumbass. And MTV is stupid for giving the talentless chick a show. Save your money sweetheart cuz if not you're gonna need a real job someday. Hopefully not in entertainment.
Ashlee? OMG She's horrible at singign!! she dosent like deserve what she got at all!!!! i mean i could sing betetr than that ! even my grandma probably! she =just Suxx at singing im sorry to say this ashlee but u really DO suck ALOT!
to let you know avril is nothing like ashlee simpson avril CAN sing and you don't know shit have you ever been to her concerts??? so you don't know and she wasn't lipsingin she was singing cause i seen here at the mall and she is really good and my sister even went and she hated avrils guts and now she loves her cause she really can sing oh yea ASHLEE SIMPSON IS A NASTY LITTLE COCK SUCKER
It's obvious this girl has no true friends in life. If she did, she never would have thought she had any business singing at all, let alone professionally. It's sad her dad is so money-hungry he would subject her to such humiliation.
Hi,
I'm Ashlee Simpson, and I wanted to let you all know this is the greatest site ever created. I now realize that I'm a pathetic piece of crap who can't dress, sing, dance, or talk without a hickerbilly accent. I should just end my career now, but I can't because I have to bring home enough money to pay off my fake boobs. Also, me getting booed off stage is one of the most memorable moments in my life!!!!! And SNL was just proof to back up the fact that I'm the new Milli Vanilli! And, plus, I like my job too much because I just LOVE (*giggle*) taking all of my fans money - I mean, besides, I don't have any talent so it's sure robbery of my fans! hehe - *giggle* - signed - Ashlee Simpson
Ashlee Simpson is another Avril Lavigne in the sense that she's all up about being original. While her shrieking, sometimes nasal and back in her throat sound may be what she's aiming for, it's just not pleasant to the ear.
Atleast William Hung doesn't lipsync! Her la la song is a cheap hack of another song from some group in Europe. I forget their name, but I doubt it's an original song by her. She not only lip sync's but copies other people's songs too. Ashless Simpson is such a cheap hack, an imitation of Jessica
Ashlee DESERVED to be booed off stage on Ornage Bowl... I mean, everyone knows Ashley Simpson is a fraud who can't sing live. Even if she can, she sounds HORRIBLE..
No one likes her anymore..
Yea! I mean so what if your sibling is a famous star/singer?
Just c'cuz Jessica is in showbiz doesnt mean ashlee must follow suit!
And who does she thinks she is? dyeing her hair black, wearing black nail polish, trying to dress up like avril lavigne...
And she has her own retarded show just like jessica!
Ashlee is just as poppy as Jessica.
Nothing different.Ashlee, Just leave the music industry alone.
People like Ashlee, Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan and Hilary Duff are a disgrace to singers who have REAL talent..
Its such a shame that these days, more and more blind people are turning to talentless frauds like those 4....
SHAME....
It just goes to show what the entertainment busness is looking for, a gimmick. If people keep supporting cheap tricks then ppl like Ashlee are going to be around.
Ashlee Simpson needs to stop trying to prove something with her singing. Just because Jessica made it, doesn't mean that she will too. She needs to realize that there are people out there who don't like her and never will. I've never heard of a singer who has messed up in perfomances so bad in such a short period of time. This proves that this is NOT the right career path for her. I love this petition because it gives people like us the opportunity let us tell it like it is.
Finally all these no talent ass clowns lose a battle, to the people that listen to msic. get this pre written overly master bullshit out of the stores and off the radios whiles underground band play out 3 times a week and try to make it work.
Ashlee Simpson is the first mistake that I will admit to. Yes, choosing the Jews as my choosen people and letting Muslims fly planes into buildings were blunders of mine but I will never admit it to a large number of people, but letting Ashlee Simpson into this world was definitely my greatest mistake. I am so sorry human race... :-( :-( :-(
I really hope that somebody gets sued over this petition. The media would jump all over it and the free advertising would make this site explode with people trying to find the best Ashlee Sucks site. As for Ashlee's dad, I don't think he sexually abuses his girls - he's never around them. Its most likely their mom. Its just a damn shame that she made a fuckton of money already. Maybe her and Brittney will finally do porn.
I feel bad for you girl...The impending doom made its way around you. Im sure you know what's going on now, Nothing would ever be the same for you anymore. In the "music" bussiness you are doing that is. Stay alive and find something else.
I knew that girl wasn't going to be able to make it as a singer when I first heard her sing LIVE on the MTV awards in Miami She sounded worse than the Orange Bowl, I could even see the frustration in her face!
Sure if I don't like her I won't buy her CD, BUT I'm sure forced to hear her damn voice when I shop at a store or eat at a restaurant. Why should we the people suffer to make others, who don't deserve our money, rich like Ashlee Simpson and her fam?!
I'm sorry you guys, I know I was bad in Miami but my band was playing too loud and I couldn't hear myself, and then I started to get acid reflux again in the middle of the song, and then I got real tired. I'm sorry but it's never my fault!
