"Pieces of Me (all over SNL floor)"
On a Monday I am waiting
Tuesday I am fading
and by Wednesday I can't sing
Oooh I how I feel so baaad that I blamed the whole damn thing on my Baaand
Oooooh
The whole CD is exactly the same crap. If you can talk someone into actually listening to this , hit repeat periodically to send them back to the beginning. They probably won't notice.
Ahslee Simpson has told me that it dreams of one day meeting a magical prince and becoming a real musician. Maybe it wasn't the right thing to do, but I laughed.
You might giggle at how bad it is at first, but if you actually start to listen to it, it makes you pretty sad. Sad for the people who made it, sad for the people who bought it, and sad for the CD that now must be destroyed.
She couldn't act on 7th Heaven so she's trying to sing - she croaks worse than a frog and then blames it on 'acid reflux' - PLEEEZE!!! Stop trying to be like 'big sis' - you can't fill her shoes (or anything else, either!)
"Asslee" Simpson is corporate garbage used to make money off people who are too stupid to know what real music is. They know she cant sing. They know she sucks. But she makes them money, and when middle school kids stop buying her cds they will drop her like a 500 pound turd.
Hideous! Disgusting! The worst performance I ever heard. Disturbing! You should be institutionalized! Who told you you could sing!. You couldn't be hired to sing "Old MacDonald" at a 6 year olds birthday party. You should get a day job so I can tell you NOT to quit your day job.
OMG, could Ashlee be any uglier? Her nose is huge, her chin looks like an ass crack, and she tries to act all hippie and punk but she is such a pathetic poser, I don;t hate her but I cant stand the bitch, i would rather rather fuck Ron Jeremy than listen to or see her on MTV!
Ashlee and her sister jessica act like they suck their daddy's cock, he's always hanging around them all creepy like! He has incest lust written all over his ugly face. Ashlee sucks and Jessica Sucks! The whole family is a big joke! They should be banished from ever making music or TV!
You suck monkey balls, so does your sister and youre both talentless bitches. get a fucking job instead of stealing people's money you bitches. I think piggly wiggly is taking applicants.
"Ashlee" can't spell your name right, you illiterate bitch! Zero talent makes for no class! She should Just admit she's a ugly and jealous of her hotter, bigger titted sister and she should fucking go back to 7th Heaven where no one gave a crap if she tried to sing!
Ashlee Simpson got her fame because of her sister, who worked VERY hard and never even got a number one album like Ashlee did. That makes me mad. She cannot perform live at ALL and the SNL performance totally screwed her up because lip synching is crap and therefore she's CRAPPY!
Serves her right fucking up on her SNL "live" performance. That just goes to show the world how fucking fake she is. A lying bitch! "sore throat my ASS!!"
Man...It just goes to show you that anything is possible. Poor Ashlee just can't sing a lick. She is a total poser! Look at what money can buy you!!! She will soon be a nobody. People will say "Ashlee who?" She sucks!
This bitch should be hanged..she doesn't deserve any fame whatsoever. She has no showmanship, the fact that she disrespected SNL and abandoned her band by walking off stage that day proves my point. If you're too frightened stay out of the spotlight!
Ashlee Sipmson sucks. Period. Every time i see a magazine that calls her 'Punk', i wanna throw up and rip up the magazine. Hilary Duff should be shot too, With her 'oh my gosh' al the fucking time.
A$$HLEE SIMPSON NEEDS TO DO COMMERCIALS FOR GENITAL HERPES and for all of you who don't know SHE HAD SEX WITH JACK OSBOURNE, they were partying and she passed out and they HAD ANAL SEX
I can't talk, but I'm learning to grunt in key to "In-A-Gada-Da-Vidi". Then dad promised to let me out of the dudgeon to get my own MTV show and grunt with my sisters on the Christmas special. I can also hump a telephone pole.
Her Father scares me. He behaves like someone who's destined to author a manifesto and move into a cabin in Montana ...or head up a cult in Waco ...same/same.
Guy's please put the blindfold back over your eyes. Love me! I'm special! *Hack!* *Hack!*.....ummm this throat...ummm...hurty? uhhh..bad, ouchy, lung thing...uhhh, what's that puppet master? Oh yes, ahem, this Acid Reflux is killing me.
HI..I am Jessica and Ashlee's little sister. I want to be a rock star too...I bet I will have my own TV show and no matter how much I suck...Remember..I will have Acid Reflux too !!
Geuss What Yall Im Bac And All I Have To Say Is . . Ashlee Its You Not Your Band ! You Cant Sing And I Hear You Making A Movie . Grrrrreat Im sure Everyone Will See It ;)
I have constapated acid reflex and it never caused me to perform or sound awful...Ashlee just know she sounds like caca her whole life she tries and hide it...and blaming your band..bad move bitch.
Ashlee "Milli Vanilla" Simpson blows! Great performance on SNL. Hopefully that's the last we'll see of your ugly wicked witch of the west ass. And what was that "humpty" dance she was doing when he realized her stupid song, which she just "sang", was starting again? Horrible
sorry hun, when they were passing out good looks and talent, you got in the wrong line. please quit pretending. we already have enough sh*tty music/singers to go around..
What a freaking embarrassment to a real Southern accent, if you can call it that. It's more like a nasally thing where her nose is stuffed too far up her rich daddy's ass. Thank god she doesn't sing country. Then the world would truely end because of it. Another requirement would probably have to be that you have to be able to lip sync WITH the music. I mean, dammit, if you're gonna do it, do it right, bitch!!
Unfortunately I was deceived by the corporate scum and bought her album, I WILL be burning it.Who blames their band anyway (SNL) at least they have talent, what does she have except her older sister to be jealous of, which by the way sucks also.
yeah, I hate ashlee, but you guys are the f-ing losers. I can't beleive the comments. If your older sister was this big pop star and you grew up, someone offered you the same gig, wouldn't you do it? I fucking would. Ashlee's not to blame her dad and the record labels are.
I have to vent my anger with this corporate made trash Ashlee Simpson. I can't stand how the public eats up anything thrown at them by mass media. Ashlee Simpson has no talent and was basically M.A.D.E. by her greedy asshole father to put more money in his pocket. Ashlee Simpson in not only one of the most talentless performers out there but she is also one of the biggest fakers in the history of music. Im not just talking about the SNL slip up, but how she trys way to hard to be the polar opposite of her more talented sister.
ASHLEE - GIVE IT UP. You have no musical talent and your sister is far better than you. Just face that fact and drift back into the shadow where you belong!
And we're back! If you missed it, I just interviewed Ashlee Simpson. The producers made me do it. I didn't want to. SHe is a f***ing skank! I had to move my chair back 10,feet to get away from that nose! I thought she would inhale me. We'll be right back..
I WAS SO HAPPY THEY FUCKED UP HER SONG! ITS NOT LIKE WE WANTED TO HEAR IT ANYWAY! HOW COULD THEY PAIR UP JUDE LAW WITH A NO TALENT LOOSER??? I WAS SO HAPPY, I ONLY WATCHED THE SHOW FOR JUDE! SO FUCK HER!!!!
William Hung is 1000 times more talented than this BIG NOSED untalented FUCKING lip-synching BITCH. LMAO Jessica is the smart daughter in this FUCKED UP INBRED family, and JOE DADDY SIMPSON IS GAY
you all are such a bunch of fagoots. you all need to find a life because you are sitting here talking about some whore who should be killed. anyoone who supports this bitch can suck my dilsack. anyone whoever liked this fucking skank stinky labia is a big fucking fag!!!!!!!!!!!! my man juice will be all over your nasty, zitfaced, 12 year old faces, by the way I am 45 years old and I would make love to john kerry just like the rest of you fucks.
#204. My god. Calm down. I was simply pointing out that there was no reason for #153 to throw that in there. I love other bands, tool is great, but isn't even my favorite. However I respect their music. So don't bash me, dude, this is an ashlee simpson hate site. Back off. And, by the way, it is SO lame to be one of those fascist fuckers who labels everyone and is afraid to have interests due to fear of being labeled himself. Just back off. And, I say to all... Ashlee Simpson needs to go ahead and come clean... before they do a VH1 behind the music on her.
ashlee simpson is such a fuckin wannabe, her hair is ugly as shit she looks like some used up trailer park whore now she shouldve stayed blonde she tries too fuckin hard, and noone likes a poser
Ashlee is yet another indication of the serious decline of the music industry today. Why are sales down? MP3s? Wrong!!!! Sales are down because hacks can get record deals due not to their ability, but because of their families. Then, said hack can sing crappy music in a crappy manor only to be saved in post-processing.
I cannot stand Ashlee Simpson, or her sister Jessica, neither one can sing, and they are both big bimbos!! That was so funny, what happened to her on SNL!!
she is such a fake, it takes more than black hair to be a "rock star" she lip syncs on top of that. She wouldnt be anywhere if jessica wasnt her sister. she should go back to her 7th heaven acting job, where she did better. oh and get your nose out of my face.
Now that everybody knows Ashlee is nothing more than a manufactured/ made for Mtv "product", I can't get off the fact that she feels like everything is still like totally good. Is she THAT out out of touch with reality? Most people could tell she was a SHAM from the beginning. She was an industry "insider" to begin with. (7th Heaven actress). She never deserved credit to start with, and now she's gotten what she deserved. P.S. Ashlee, you have now become the poster child for everything that's been wrong with the music business for the past 7 years. Here's to the end to all the Phoney, fake, bogus pretenders out there!
Who the fuck is #206 talking to? Who's the pathetic one??? #206 admits to reading Ashlee's online diary! God damn! We all hate Ashlee so step off. I think I hate #206 as much as I hate Ashlee!
You sound just as pathetic as Ashlee Simpson does in her online diary (posted on her website). Your disgusting use of grammer and composition obivously prove that you are as uneducated as she is. Although I think Ashlee Simpson is completely undeserving of her fame, individuals such as yourself make her- and her sister's- intelligence quota's seem stupendously high. In other words- who are you to judge an idiot, when you are one yourself.
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179 Sarah (Again)
yeah tool is cool. but you tool heads that aren't even in the band and suck maynerds dick religiously, just need to STFU. You're a dime a dozen, constantly preaching about tool. God damn, you aren't in the band but act like you are. Go away, no one cares how much you know about tool, I don't care, maynerd doesn't care, no one cares. You aren't in the band, you suck. Get your own band.
P.S. Ashlee simpson sucks.
