Signatures #2100 through #2200 for the ASHLEE SIMPSON SUCKS.....U GOTTA SIGN petition
Tim said 01/19/05, 7:46 pm (verified)
HAte her
#2200

gofugyoself said 01/19/05, 7:30 pm (verified)
I'm a perv, but I wouldn't even hit dat!
#2199

Tammy said 01/19/05, 7:29 pm (verified)
Ashlee's dumber than Jessica.
#2198

Jessica Simpson said 01/19/05, 7:19 pm (verified)
my sister sucks and she lips sings jk my name is Adolfo i hope she never sings
#2197

Alicia said 01/19/05, 7:09 pm (verified)
I just have to say I'm happy she wasn't around in the late 80's when I was a teenager.
#2196

Consumer said 01/19/05, 6:59 pm (verified)
Hey DCC, "grammer" is spelled grammar. It's obvious here who needs to use correct english "grammer". Idiot.
#2195

DCC said 01/19/05, 6:53 pm (verified)
I agree with you 100%, but if you are going to write something about somebody you should use correct english grammer.
#2194

Consumer said 01/19/05, 6:45 pm (verified)
She needs a nose job, needs to excercise for 6 months, go on atkins, needs to learn some choregraphy, needs singing lessons, needs to sing songs of her own league like Walt Disney music, needs a hairdresser (to get rid of those God awful bangs and a better hair dye job), needs a fashion expert to dress her, needs to learn how to handle a situation of getting caught lipsyncing like a professional. I refuse to accept Asslee as is.
#2193

Pam said 01/19/05, 6:38 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#2192

Jake said 01/19/05, 6:38 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#2191

Audrey Archuleta said 01/19/05, 6:24 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#2190

STACI said 01/19/05, 6:24 pm (verified)
Let's not just put an end to the Asslee, let's put an end to the whole Simpson clan. Asslee, Jessucka, Pervy Pa Joe. They all suck.
#2189

Meredith Morrison said 01/19/05, 6:24 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#2188

no more teeny bopper crap said 01/19/05, 6:13 pm (verified)
you really gotta feel sorry for her.
#2187

Xtina said 01/19/05, 6:11 pm (verified)
my dog sings better.
#2186

Jeremy said 01/19/05, 5:57 pm (verified)
She does not deserve any fame or money for leeching off a sibling who herself has no talent, but is instead mocked for her stupidity.
#2185

milli vanilli said 01/19/05, 5:46 pm (verified)
it is truly disturbing how easy it is to get rich and "famous" without any discernable talent or ability. a true testament to the overall ignorance of the american public. i'm moving back to europe
#2184

John Goodwin said 01/19/05, 5:30 pm (verified)
No talent assclown. Dances around like a retarded cowboy and makes me want to stab myself in the ear drums...someone get rid of her.
#2183

john d. said 01/19/05, 5:19 pm (verified)
i hate her, she should quit now so she doesnt fall further behind, she is the fakest punk rock girl i have ever seen and im here to contribute so she never sings again... common guys... we just need like 800 more by febuary to get 3000
#2182

Rachel Hines said 01/19/05, 4:54 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#2181

leslie said 01/19/05, 4:17 pm (verified)
I just have to say! HOw did Ashlee and Jessica come from the same gene pool!?!?!? They are so different, not that i'm saying I'm Pro Jessica either hehehe !! They are both annoying in their own special ways. I also have to laugh reading the other signatures, if you like her then don't sign, everything on here will count against, DUMMIES!!
#2180

Mark said 01/19/05, 3:23 pm (verified)
After the Orange Bowl she should just take her long black coat and hide in it. Please make her STOP!!!!!!
#2179

Michael Kerstetter said 01/19/05, 3:20 pm (verified)
She sucks
#2178

Proud member of the anti-ashlee community said 01/19/05, 1:42 pm (verified)
ashlee sucks..... cuz if she rocks, she wouldnt have been booed on Orange Bowl!!!! she got booed becuase she is Milli Vanilli!!!!! so she sucks...... and Ornage Bowl is excellent proof to that fact..... ashlee sucks..... anyway i bet by february, we'll have 3000 petitons... keep up the ashlee hating folks!!!! luv ya'all!!!!
#2177

paris hilton said 01/19/05, 7:25 am (verified)
listen u fashion nightmare, stop stealing my camera time and let the papparazzi follow me!!!ps brown is not your color, blonde is hot!!!!!
#2176

jessica simpson said 01/19/05, 7:21 am (verified)
im your sister and i agree, your odd, talentless and you smell funny. ps give me back my green undies!
#2175

leo said 01/19/05, 7:17 am (verified)
What the hell? Ashlee what the hell is "you make me wanna LALA!? do you have a four-ass monkey that just flings crap at a wall full of words and you put them together as a song? your cd should only be played in the seventh circle of Hell, and you can go blonde, red, green, purple, mother-of- F*cking-Pearl on your hair whatever! You aint got curves, you look like a little boy, Hell Michael Jackson gets off when he hears you because he thinks your a ten-year-old boy with f*cked-up hair.God is love.
#2174

mike said 01/19/05, 5:19 am (verified)
I support this petition.
#2173

Roxy said 01/19/05, 5:18 am (verified)
ashley needs to quit blaming everyone for her not being able to sing and just admit that she sucks.
#2172

pimp daddy xxl said 01/19/05, 4:57 am (verified)
Who is your daddy and why do you suck!
#2171

chris curry said 01/19/05, 4:41 am (verified)
one of the worst singers ever, her ass needs to find another hobby.
#2170

charlie said 01/19/05, 4:39 am (verified)
i
#2169

Erica Lankford said 01/19/05, 4:39 am (verified)
and what the hell was that dance thing she did at that New Year's Party?
#2168

Julia said 01/19/05, 4:38 am (verified)
sorry honey but you just can't sign...AT ALL!
#2167

Brett Baldwin said 01/19/05, 4:31 am (verified)
ya man.....this bitch sucks, she should go back to blonde and do porn
#2166

Frank Bartley said 01/19/05, 4:20 am (verified)
She sucks! what else can i say.
#2165

Sam said 01/19/05, 4:19 am (verified)
Ashlee Simpson is gay and fat and sucks booty at singing.
#2164

Austin Elkins said 01/19/05, 4:17 am (verified)
ashlee sucks
#2163

brady said 01/19/05, 4:04 am (verified)
Ashley sucks but i have to say if i could get rich off my siblings i'd do it
#2162

GOTTA GET THIS OUT said 01/19/05, 3:19 am (verified)
Here is the address info of Geffen records on this link... Someone get this petition to them pronto!!!!
#2161

THE WORLD said 01/19/05, 3:04 am (verified)
DIE DIE DIE YOU STUPID BITCH DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#2160

everybody said 01/19/05, 3:01 am (verified)
WILLIAM HUNG HAS MORE TALENT THAN THIS RETARD!!!
#2159

Abby said 01/19/05, 2:59 am (verified)
Ashley- your sister is beautiful, fashionable, talented, and successful....are you sure you are related? She wore a freakin TAIL at the orange bowl for goodness sakes!!
#2158

The Ryan said 01/19/05, 2:57 am (verified)
It is with supreme confidence that I wish for America to never allow Ashlee to sing. Honestly, Ash, if I saw you on the side of the road with a flat, I'd purposely hit a puddle and splash road slime all over your poorly coordinated "outfits".
#2157

mark sifford said 01/19/05, 2:46 am (verified)
SHE'S THE ABSOLUTE WORST!!!!!!!!!!!!
#2156

Bob said 01/19/05, 1:53 am (verified)
Dirty peanuts tossed my salad and didn't even want any syrup.
#2155

dirty peanuts said 01/19/05, 1:45 am (verified)
bob licked my ballon knot last night.
#2154

Sarah said 01/19/05, 12:46 am (verified)
Ashlee, i gotta tell you you shouldn't be allowed to sing in public or anywhere near the proximity of people.
#2153

Bob said 01/19/05, 12:39 am (verified)
harry freagan nutsack's gay.
#2152

phart intha fase said 01/19/05, 12:38 am (verified)
Ashlee...come a little closer...thats it...put that crooked jew nose next to my chocolate starfish...ppptthhhbbbbbb ....Does that smell good?
#2151

sloppy balls said 01/19/05, 12:35 am (verified)
you suck you jackass!
#2150

harry freagen nudsack said 01/19/05, 12:34 am (verified)
I love you Asslee! Don't listen to these turkeys! you are #1
#2149

damien said 01/18/05, 11:28 pm (verified)
Ashlee if you come across this, You friggin suck! Please make a note of it.
#2148

Christobel said 01/18/05, 10:51 pm (verified)
ive had more entertaining bowel movements
#2147

Jimmy said 01/18/05, 10:50 pm (verified)
Shes not even hot
#2146

knotty crapface said 01/18/05, 10:15 pm (verified)
ashlee simpson is a loose, wattery stool.
#2145

vision said 01/18/05, 10:09 pm (verified)
Haha...hilarious commments...I totally agree though... Ashlee Simpson sucks!!! Burn her CDs!!!
#2144

sidney said 01/18/05, 9:54 pm (verified)
JESUS CHRIST. Somebody kill this little bitch pronto. No talent + Bad fashion sense + Whiny, idiotic personality = Ashlee Simpson
#2143

Riley Watling said 01/18/05, 9:41 pm (verified)
you suck ass ashlee. you were adopted and no one likes you.
#2142

Boo this girl said 01/18/05, 9:04 pm (verified)
You're all caught up with her appearance. So what if she likes to wear Zepplin tshirts? How about what really matters, that the girl can't sing. She doesn't right songs. She is not a musician, _that's what makes her a poser.
#2141

Article Dude(tte), nice work said 01/18/05, 7:29 pm (verified)
Yeah, I got that link too from someone making fun of Ashlee on her website chat! www.ashlee.us is a cornicopia of great stuff to help the cause!!
#2140

Rob said 01/18/05, 7:16 pm (verified)
Ashlee Simpson needs to enroll at the local community college and learn a skill...ASAP!
#2139

Rob said 01/18/05, 7:15 pm (verified)
Ashlee Simpson + No Talent = Today's singers
#2138

Angela said 01/18/05, 6:46 pm (verified)
It's not that she is ugly or not "punk" enough, it's that she has absolutely no talent whatsoever. Atleast her sister can sing. Ashlee is riding on her sister's fame. I feel sorry for her.
#2137

Fenixoid said 01/18/05, 6:18 pm (verified)
Oh my God. Somebody kill her!
#2136

moo said 01/18/05, 6:10 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#2135

Homegirl 3376 said 01/18/05, 5:49 pm (verified)
This girl's father needs to realize he better get her back in school before the howling dog gets to old to learn anything at all.
#2134

Uba said 01/18/05, 5:39 pm (verified)
SHE SUCKS ASS!!!
#2133

Paula Parker said 01/18/05, 4:50 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#2132

Kim Phillips said 01/18/05, 4:44 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#2131

college grad said 01/18/05, 4:30 pm (verified)
Go to school Ashlee. Lazy Byotch!
#2130

Lori said 01/18/05, 4:04 pm (verified)
She needs to find another career; couldn't she hear the boos at the orange bowl?
#2129

coll said 01/18/05, 3:43 pm (verified)
Maybe She would be better at doing Hoe Downs
#2128

jeanie said 01/18/05, 2:55 pm (verified)
She must be hard of hearing to actually go public and sing
#2127

gizzy said 01/18/05, 2:46 pm (verified)
definitely
#2126

MegaMan said 01/18/05, 2:26 pm (verified)
I hope she eats a granade one day...
#2125

Fellow Ashlee hater said 01/18/05, 9:26 am (verified)
i remember back on her show she said "Whats the point to being an artist, if ur gonna be like Hilary Duff?!" now all the coming musicians will probably think "Whats the point to being an artist, if ur gonna be like Ashlee Simpson?!"
#2124

Clemtnia said 01/18/05, 9:23 am (verified)
Ashlee fans like her cuz she's talentless.....
#2123

Good Morning said 01/18/05, 8:44 am (verified)
My god!!! ashlee is the worst singer on this planet!!!! (other than britney spears) her voice is horrible, her attitude sucks.... everything about her i hate!!!!
#2122

American Idiot said 01/18/05, 8:32 am (verified)
Ashlee SUXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXX at everything
#2121

biatchh said 01/18/05, 8:11 am (verified)
i guess talent does not run in the family. ashlee, you cant be a singer juss cuz ur sister is. she's got talent, you dont. i know its a nice way to get rich, but i think after this minimum wage is what ur lookin at...by the way i think im a worse songer/songwriter than u can u tell u record label to sign me...pretty plz
#2120

THE FACTS said 01/18/05, 5:22 am (verified)
I love the freedom of speech...Thanks to our good friends and allies at stereogum.com, I got this link showing the ENTIRE Orange Bowl Halftime Show. There were some audio difficulties to be sure, but there was no disputing that the fans did give Clarkson and the country dude polite respect (even if they didn't like their music) and just booed the hell out of "punk rock girl". My favorite is the guy who yells, "Ashlee you suck!" right before she starts screeching, then the same guy says it again when she finishes! Brilliant!!! See it for yourself! Keep getting the word out and stand up to sellout Hollywood assholes like Joe Simpson!!! www.sweetin.com/misc/oran gebowl2005.wvx
#2119

Liz said 01/18/05, 4:17 am (verified)
Her sister is ok. but she needs to stop trying to take what he sister worked for and srping out off of that. do your own damn work. and he DONT LIP SYNC! since we all now KNOW you do!.... yeah. thats what i thought biotch.
#2118

thizzelle washigton said 01/18/05, 4:05 am (verified)
I support this petition.
#2117

catiel said 01/18/05, 4:04 am (verified)
I support this petition.
#2116

Julius S. Dombroski said 01/18/05, 3:53 am (verified)
Down with the HOT bimbo !!!!!
#2115

acid drop in her mouth said 01/18/05, 3:19 am (verified)
everybody needs to go to www.ashlee.us and go to the chat area on the left side, then just go a chat with those loser fans and fuck with them
#2114

d-ray said 01/18/05, 2:34 am (verified)
it is so sad that a phony idiot like her can get a record deal, gotta love the SNL and Orange bowl performances!
#2113

gary puchalski said 01/18/05, 2:17 am (verified)
she's taking airtime away from real musicians.
#2112

tim preston said 01/18/05, 1:40 am (verified)
I support this petition.
#2111

blah said 01/18/05, 1:38 am (verified)
gotta agree. i hate ashlee. she cant sing and her songs are shit.
#2110

Tiffany said 01/18/05, 1:25 am (verified)
Kiss Ass Ashlee
#2109

RITA said 01/18/05, 12:24 am (verified)
ashlee needs to get lost, forever, im only 20, please biotch! die, go away, find a job where you dont have to talk, sing, or act, oh wait you are already a hoe!
#2108

exy said 01/17/05, 10:43 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#2107

girl said 01/17/05, 10:42 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#2106

cvbn said 01/17/05, 10:42 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#2105

ytr said 01/17/05, 10:41 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#2104

asd said 01/17/05, 10:41 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#2103

mod said 01/17/05, 10:40 pm (verified)
ashlee SUKZ!!! BAN HER!!! p.s. thank you for this petition ;]
#2102

kasey said 01/17/05, 10:27 pm (verified)
I think she's trying to torture everyone with her shitty voice as blackmail. "buy all my albums or i'll keep singing"
#2101