Signatures #2200 through #2300 for the ASHLEE SIMPSON SUCKS.....U GOTTA SIGN petition
Douche McDouchington said 01/22/05, 12:04 am (verified)
I can stand watching Ashlee on TV, but with THE MUTE BUTTON ON! YOU SUCK! STICK TO MODELLING CUZ I LOVE THE LADIES!
#2300

Pappy said 01/21/05, 11:43 pm (verified)
I once believed singing and performing was a hard thing to do, but now that I see Ashlee doing it, I know absolutely anyone can do it.
#2299

Jeff Layton said 01/21/05, 11:37 pm (verified)
A voice that charges money to hear her should sound pleasant, shouldn't it? Go Bye-Bye Ashlee- YOU SUCK!!!
#2298

pj said 01/21/05, 11:32 pm (verified)
ashle simpson is the worst singer on earth
#2297

May. said 01/21/05, 10:48 pm (verified)
Finally someone worse than William Hung.....
#2296

Grace said 01/21/05, 10:47 pm (verified)
ASHLEE SIMPSON SUCKS!
#2295

Dar said 01/21/05, 10:46 pm (verified)
Ashlee, give it up already! Your sister may lack in brain cells but she has an awesome voice. Stop being so jealous of Jessica and be yourself. You're trying too hard and you don't have what it takes.
#2294

Laurie said 01/21/05, 10:44 pm (verified)
It is now completely evident that Ashlee Simpson sucks. She is only famous because her sister is famous, and I'm not really sure why her sister is famous. To top it all off, she has her pornographic, incestful, molesting dad to defend her. This man should be locked up; who's dad talks about the sexiness and size of his daugther's boobs? That's sick!! After reading what the dad said about Jessica's chest, I completely lost what little respect I had for her, and as far as Ashlee, don't even get me started.
#2293

Taylor said 01/21/05, 10:41 pm (verified)
Ashlee, shut up!!
#2292

Bianca said 01/21/05, 10:22 pm (verified)
I hate SNL because they let a lot of the performers lipsync like Jennifer Lopez, Eminem, Britney and of course the infamous Ashlee Simpson. Only the Pop "artists" don't sing live. No talent Morons!
#2291

Katy said 01/21/05, 10:04 pm (verified)
you suck
#2290

Eric Bel said 01/21/05, 9:59 pm (verified)
Disappear already you are awful
#2289

Carl said 01/21/05, 9:59 pm (verified)
She better not use humor to cover up her Orange Bowl disaster, it sickens me!
#2288

Adam said 01/21/05, 9:58 pm (verified)
Ashlee Simpson is exactly what's wrong with pop culture today. She sucks! She is a huge poser, she has no talent whatsoever, and she has made a living riding the coattails of her prettier and more-talented sister. America has had enough of this teeny bopper crap and the only reason she sells records is because of elementary school-aged girls. Ashlee Simpson you are truly garbage. Jibberish as far as the Talented musicians. Stop the BS. Everyone is on to your charade and it's not going to work anymore.
#2287

UranusŲ said 01/21/05, 9:46 pm (verified)
Is acid reflux like herpes?
#2286

Lin said 01/21/05, 9:27 pm (verified)
Too bad, you've tried to be an entainer and failed, now it's time to do some real work - Get a real job . . .
#2285

Brandy Gross said 01/21/05, 9:17 pm (verified)
She's not a true artist and she's proved it
#2284

roxanne said 01/21/05, 9:02 pm (verified)
actually, a horse's nose isn't as crooked as hers. go to www.futureleadersofthewor ld.com and watch the "let me out" video, i am in the green tanktop carrying the tv. i look better than her and i was just an extra! let me know if u agree foxyrain34@yahoo.com
#2283

Roxanne said 01/21/05, 8:55 pm (verified)
she is not cut out for show biz. she can't sing and her nose is as big as a horse's. she has the worst taste in clothes also.
#2282

Aaron Gross said 01/21/05, 8:53 pm (verified)
Quit letting daddy parade you around like a star. You aren't an entertainer, your a joke. Do the world a favor and move to the moutains.
#2281

Laura Lene said 01/21/05, 8:22 pm (verified)
I can sing a thousand times better than Ashlee Simpson, but you won't see me with a singing career because I don't have a famous last name.
#2280

D.J. Crystal said 01/21/05, 8:09 pm (verified)
I didn't know there were a lot of people who dislike Ashlee Simpson like me. It's nice to know I'm not the only one around with ears and a working brain.
#2279

Hannah said 01/21/05, 7:55 pm (verified)
Jessica became famous because she was able to sing and Ashlee became famous because . . . Jessica was able to sing.
#2278

Lil' Connor Peterson said 01/21/05, 7:34 pm (verified)
I can sing better than her underwater.
#2277

Jay Leno said 01/21/05, 7:33 pm (verified)
Her chin is worse than mine.
#2276

Mike H. said 01/21/05, 7:29 pm (verified)
She is no talent ass clown. Jessica;s boobs have more talent. O&A Rule
#2275

Jon Simpson said 01/21/05, 6:42 pm (verified)
Hi everyone! I'm Ashlee's brother Jon. I can assure you that you are way off base. Ashlee is very talented! Well she gives good head anyway.
#2274

nicl sparta said 01/21/05, 6:40 pm (verified)
She is the worst thing I ever have seen! She blows moose.
#2273

Dave said 01/21/05, 1:57 pm (verified)
Ashlee sucks and blows. She is here very own tropical storm. Everywhere she sings she destroys music.
#2272

Ashlee hater said 01/21/05, 1:53 pm (verified)
SHAME on this whore.... I hate her..... she can't do ANYTHING right
#2271

Heather said 01/21/05, 9:46 am (verified)
Eeewww, she's got an acid reflux infested throat
#2270

Andy Schneider said 01/21/05, 8:13 am (verified)
Ashlee Simpson is bad for music, bad for pop culture, and bad for America.
#2269

Shannon said 01/21/05, 8:07 am (verified)
I agree with everyone that has signed the petition that Ashlee Simpson can't sing or dance.
#2268

Bibbi said 01/21/05, 7:58 am (verified)
Let's get some pliers and rip her acid reflux vocal chords out so we don't have to hear her try and sing ever again.
#2267

Petiton Creator said 01/21/05, 7:52 am (verified)
Let me see.... only 691 more signatures to go before this petition reaches the 3000 mark.... keep up the Ashlee hating people!!!!!
#2266

Lindsay Lohan said 01/21/05, 7:48 am (verified)
I'm having a hard time believing that there's someone out there who's worse than me!!!! I mean, I'm a teenage whore right? Now ashlee is trying to follow inm y footsteps and look where it got her.... Booed by the entire stadium on Orange Bowl.... At least I can act... If making a fool of themselves was an Olympic Event, Ashlee will take home the Gold every year... Good for ya, Ash!!!! Let's see what happens next... SNL was bad enough, then Orange Bowl.... now what???? Ashlee and Britney should team up and be the new Paris and Nicole - out to destroy EVERYTHING. Ashlee SUXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXX people buy her records because she Jessica's sister or they thought she's the new Avril Lavigne, cuz they have nothing else better to do...
#2265

Tina Simpson said 01/21/05, 7:40 am (verified)
Hi everyone, I'm Jessica and Ashlee's mama. Let me start off by saying that this is the greatest site ever created. I love Jessica more than Ashlee. My Ashlee is a whore who has NO talent, can't sing, can't write songs, tries to emulate Avril Lavigne like doing "punk" stuff, she is a lip-sycner, she got booed during the Orange Bowl halftimes, which proved to the whole world that she sucks.... I can't believe she's my daughter. She's bringing the entire Simpson family down!!!! I mean, my other daughter doesnt know the difference between chicken and tuna, which is bad enougb, but I have Milli Vanilli as my daughter!!!! and she got booed offstage too!!!!!! SHAME.... on her and me too. I wish I never gave birth to her.... signed: Tina Simpson
#2264

Ryan Cabrera said 01/21/05, 7:15 am (verified)
I fucked Ashlee up the ass 2 months ago and boy, was she a horrible sex partner!!! She can't sing, her voice sucks, no talent, a lip-syncer and she cant fuck well too!!!! she sooooooooooo deserved to be booed on Orange Bowl!!!!! fuck u ashlee!!!!!
#2263

Jessica Pimpson said 01/21/05, 6:43 am (verified)
Did you see her moves on SNL? What the hell was she doing dancing like an ape at a country Ho down?
#2262

sarah mathews said 01/21/05, 6:42 am (verified)
I support this petition.
#2261

hhhh said 01/21/05, 6:16 am (verified)
i could sign this 10000 times but it wouldn't matter... Ashlee is here to stay.
#2260

Moon Jill said 01/21/05, 6:15 am (verified)
it currently has 121968 signatures. hahaha
#2259

Jessica Simpson said 01/21/05, 6:12 am (verified)
You people please Stop! Just stop. Leave my sis alone!!!! So what if she screwed up on SNL and blamed the band, and then blamed it on acid reflux. So what if she blamed the mic for her revolting performance and the Orange Bowl! PEOPLE SCREW UP. I screw up. It's human nature to make mistakes (though not as big a blowhole as this one; Sweet jesus I just thought tuna and chicken were one in the same). Even though she's capitalizing from the right choices I made that got me to where I am does not give anyone license that I own to slander the looks and talent that she obviously does not have (Trust me I'm not that stupid, I saw her performance on SNL when she patented the Ashlee The Tap Dancing Ape), So what if her look is contrived and banal for the purpose of breaking away from the popular mainstream that Britney, Mandy Moore, Christina and I share. Even though she and her poser of a boyfriend Ryan Cabrera can never EVER hold a candle to the white hot flames of what is my dear Nick and of course glamorous lovable Me, she is still my loving, younger, lesser pretty, even lesser talented, identity confused, inferior sister. And I come here to urge you all to please stop. Please stop attacking my mediocre semi-pretty sister and her no-talent ass. If you people don't refrain from continuing this attack I will be forced to keep signing on as a petitioning signatory to demand that you stop this fiasco and I will keep doing it until it continues no longer. Trust me. I have a lot of time on my hands; between the sold out tours and photo shoots, I just finished filming 20 new syndicated episodes of my highly rated TV show "Newly Weds". So you can bet your ass that I'm going to be in front of the computer screen all night typing into this "petition" to urge everyone here to stop over and over and over again. I don't care if I have to do this a hundred million times over and pester the administrator of this site wit
#2258

haha said 01/21/05, 6:10 am (verified)
HAHAH pointless must be Ryan Cabrera sticking up for her.. oh wait.. he hates her too...:D
#2257

Jessica Lachey Simpson said 01/21/05, 6:09 am (verified)
You people please Stop! Just stop. Leave my sis alone!!!! So what if she screwed up on SNL and blamed the band, and then blamed it on acid reflux. So what if she blamed the mic for her revolting performance and the Orange Bowl! PEOPLE SCREW UP. I screw up. It's human nature to make mistakes (though not as big a blowhole as this one; Sweet jesus I just thought tuna and chicken were one in the same). Even though she's capitalizing from the right choices I made that got me to where I am does not give anyone license that I own to slander the looks and talent that she obviously does not have (Trust me I'm not that stupid, I saw her performance on SNL when she patented the Ashlee The Tap Dancing Ape), So what if her look is contrived and banal for the purpose of breaking away from the popular mainstream that Britney, Mandy Moore, Christina and I share. Even though she and her poser of a boyfriend Ryan Cabrera can never EVER hold a candle to the white hot flames of what is my dear Nick and of course glamorous lovable Me, she is still my loving, younger, lesser pretty, even lesser talented, identity confused, inferior sister. And I come here to urge you all to please stop. Please stop attacking my mediocre semi-pretty sister and her no-talent ass. If you people don't refrain from continuing this attack I will be forced to keep signing on as a petitioning signatory to demand that you stop this fiasco and I will keep doing it until it continues no longer. Trust me. I have a lot of time on my hands; between the sold out tours and photo shoots, I just finished filming 20 new syndicated episodes of my highly rated TV show "Newly Weds". So you can bet your ass that I'm going to be in front of the computer screen all night typing into this "petition" to urge everyone here to stop over and over and over again. I don't care if I have to do this a hundred million times over and pester the administrator of this site wit
#2256

Jason said 01/21/05, 5:48 am (verified)
You are a f**king no talent ass clown.
#2255

Tito said 01/21/05, 4:38 am (verified)
Ashlee's voice sounds like it has a rash, I swear.
#2254

Caitlin said 01/21/05, 4:33 am (verified)
shut up already you untalented hack
#2253

suckmy**** said 01/21/05, 4:31 am (verified)
How dare they bastardize the name of the best cartoon family. MTV needs a new show "I hate Ashlee & Jessica"
#2252

ashley said 01/21/05, 3:32 am (verified)
give it up sweety.
#2251

123 said 01/21/05, 2:39 am (verified)
When i watch Ashlee sing it's like watching a black hairry gremlin(on crack)!
#2250

willie nelson said 01/21/05, 2:32 am (verified)
You suck
#2249

asspee said 01/21/05, 2:30 am (verified)
It's a pig, it's a hog, it's a ball shit, it's Ashlee Simpson"
#2248

poohbear said 01/21/05, 2:30 am (verified)
u suck ashlee
#2247

ashlee hater said 01/21/05, 2:26 am (verified)
She flaps her hands in front of her face wile she "sings" thats a retarded move. And she t6hought she do a hoe down!!!!
#2246

EddieTrannie said 01/21/05, 2:20 am (verified)
Ashlee sucks so much it's not even funny. She can't hit high notes and if it weren't for Jessica, she would be a dumb hill billy no body.
#2245

Travis said 01/21/05, 2:19 am (verified)
ashlee simpson is a florida ditch pig!!!!!
#2244

pointesss said 01/21/05, 1:40 am (verified)
im the dumb "phuckface"? Where did you go to school. My favorite song is love me for me by the way. Also what is punk? spikey hair? Dark clothing? finger nail polish? Come on punk is anything.
#2243

beckster said 01/21/05, 1:25 am (verified)
ASHLEE SUX! HELP GET THE POSER OFF THE AIR! AND YEAH SHE TRYING TO BE LIKE AVRIL ANOTHER POSER AS WELL
#2242

beckster said 01/21/05, 1:19 am (verified)
Hey! sorry to say but ashlee sux really bad! shes a poser! and too all u out there who think she is punk! u need help on judging people! I HATE LIP SINGERS!
#2241

amberhodges said 01/21/05, 12:27 am (verified)
terrible
#2240

adrianna said 01/21/05, 12:22 am (verified)
she is a barbie like wanna be totally plastic and intierly artificial she jast sucks i hate her
#2239

Dudemo Samson said 01/21/05, 12:19 am (verified)
Get her 2 leave PLEASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSE!
#2238

nique said 01/20/05, 11:41 pm (verified)
she totally sux! get her off!!! pleez!!
#2237

nique said 01/20/05, 11:40 pm (verified)
she totally sux! get her off!!! pleez!!
#2236

nique said 01/20/05, 11:40 pm (verified)
she totally sux! get her off!!! pleez!!
#2235

harry freagen nudsack said 01/20/05, 11:03 pm (verified)
Pointless, your a dumb phuckfase. Just like Ass lee freakin Simpson. Go sign the I love asslee simpson petition with all the other people who love her. or the "Milli Vannilli is so cool" petition. Read the rules numbnutz, this is for people who hate her...Not for people like you who drive around in your miata with the top down singing along with asslee. Which song of hers is your favorite? You phucking gay!
#2234

Pointless said 01/20/05, 10:32 pm (verified)
Isn't this pointless? a little petition isn't going to stop anyone from making music. I would like to see you sell 3.5 million records.
#2233

fuck you dell said 01/20/05, 6:42 pm (verified)
Stupid fuckstick goes on about how we're dumbasses for signing a petition that allows us to express our opinions, then signs it too!Millions of Americans died for and are still dying for us to say what we want and be free. To me, participation in the free flow of ideas and INDEPENDENT thinking for ourselves IS having a life, shithead. You wanna tell us that we're wrong and that Ashlee has talent, fine (there is very little evidence available to back you up). But step tha fuck off trying to tell us that we are going overboard, ya assclown!
#2232

Brian F said 01/20/05, 5:17 pm (verified)
Ashlee is a no talent looser! please! please! get rid of her.. she is one of the worst performer I have ever seen!!
#2231

Robin said 01/20/05, 3:34 pm (verified)
I can't stand that wanna be rocker/trash dresser/can't sing if her life depended on it. She is trying to follow in the footsteps of her sister, but, she's just gotta quit NOW!!!!!
#2230

Vincent D Garcia III said 01/20/05, 3:12 pm (verified)
ashly is a fraud and can not sing or act and is ugly she should go backinto the dark closet she came out of for ever
#2229

This is gay said 01/20/05, 6:17 am (verified)
This is fucking stupid. Im sorry that you people can't be as good as Ashlee
#2228

Mitch said 01/20/05, 6:15 am (verified)
Thanks for playin'...Your 15 are up!
#2227

Weedwoman said 01/20/05, 5:29 am (verified)
Ashlee is nothing but an fucking ugly skank wanna be singer and she needs to get a life without music and singing and tv.
#2226

Ryan Mayerle said 01/20/05, 4:55 am (verified)
I support this petition.
#2225

Oliver said 01/20/05, 4:16 am (verified)
She just think that its easy to sing and to live life ... U Are 1 of the people i should kill
#2224

KillaM1389 said 01/20/05, 3:27 am (verified)
she sucks, plain and simple!
#2223

L4u said 01/20/05, 3:07 am (verified)
If you don't like her music, you just have to turn off the radio!
#2222

mark said 01/20/05, 3:03 am (verified)
I support this petition.
#2221

sylo said 01/20/05, 2:48 am (verified)
hrm.... i just think she sounds like ass live. i dont have much against her, she's just fun to make fun of. like her new mullet (wtf??) and the way she tweaks out when she sings...hehe
#2220

Noah Yates said 01/20/05, 1:23 am (verified)
If you're involved with The Facebook at all (www.thefacebook.com) search for my group of ashlee simpson haters...enjoy!!!
#2219

Dell said 01/20/05, 12:47 am (verified)
Hey you guys, did ever think that you're all just going a little over board. Leave the girl alone. She has to have some talent if they signed her don't you think. Everyone makes mistakes so what. You know what i think. I think you all are dumb asses and should get a life. Instead of signing a stupid petition. Because she is living her life everyday to the fullest not thinking about you guys. So why waste your time idiots. Grow up and maybe you all too could become somebody just like her. So how about you all do this... How about you all stop being dumb asses. Can you do that? huh?
#2218

sandy said 01/19/05, 11:44 pm (verified)
ashlee simpson is a horrible entertainer. She can't sing ... and she can't dance. I love the fact that she was booed at the orange bowl! How funny was that? One day we'll look back and say ... Ashlee who?
#2217

alaina said 01/19/05, 11:17 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#2216

Johnny Whitaker said 01/19/05, 11:17 pm (verified)
I'm only signing this because my friend made me it actually doesnt affect me at all if she were to stop singing
#2215

sandy butkrack said 01/19/05, 10:39 pm (verified)
Bob loves hot dogs!
#2214

Sam said 01/19/05, 10:22 pm (verified)
the only reason she had #1 songs is because the music industry is full of dirty old men who make you listen to the same bullshit over and over and over and over....HELLO PEOPLE it's called brainwashing....This is known as Safe punk or rock music according to the Clear Channel company who own almost every radio staion...and MTV isn't any better, were stuck to look at these stupid shows about nothing...whatever happened to music television????
#2213

Sam said 01/19/05, 10:12 pm (verified)
Her and Avril need to stop exploiting the scene...go out and get a real band and start from the bottom like everyone else...all they care about is the "image" well fuck that!!!!!
#2212

Joe-Pa said 01/19/05, 9:15 pm (verified)
Ashlee Simpson should be beaten within an inch of her life, drug out in the street, shot, and hung. Good Riddens
#2211

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#2210

Olde Mother Ricky said 01/19/05, 8:10 pm (verified)
You guys are just silly sallys arent you. Jokester Wogsters (fogster). I hope that you dont kiss your mom with that gunk riddled lips. Silly Billies all of you!
#2209

Olde Mother Ricky said 01/19/05, 8:10 pm (verified)
You guys are just silly sallys arent you. Jokester Wogsters (fogster). I hope that you dont kiss your mom with that gunk riddled lips. Silly Billies all of you!
#2208

Freddy G. Ohome said 01/19/05, 8:08 pm (verified)
william clinton!!!!
#2207

Kirk said 01/19/05, 8:07 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#2206

Bob said 01/19/05, 8:07 pm (verified)
Kill the izzle gay fag and let him burn he sounds like william
#2205

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#2204

Bob said 01/19/05, 8:01 pm (verified)
She rocks leave her alone she is my best friend and she is my bright star and i have aids and im going to die if i dont have her sing and when she stops singing then i die and i love her i got aids from her and i love PS everyone has aids
#2203

Michael Murphy said 01/19/05, 8:01 pm (verified)
Ashlee sucks
#2202

Kelsey said 01/19/05, 7:52 pm (verified)
If you don't like her then don't listen to her music. You don't need to make a big deal about it. Get over yourself.
#2201