Signatures #2500 through #2600 for the ASHLEE SIMPSON SUCKS.....U GOTTA SIGN petition
Justin said 01/26/05, 1:17 pm (verified)
She is one of the worst singers i have ever heard, She is fake and just doing all of this for publicity. Her older sister cant sing either but at least shes funny. She needs to spare us all and just undo all the ho-downs and terrible singing and stop faking a throat (or whatever it is) condition because she knows she sucks!!! get the hell out of the media and my eyes you stupid little "rocker" priss!
#2600

Milk Powder said 01/26/05, 1:16 pm (verified)
untalented strumpets like this should not be allowed to show their ugly faces in public; furthermore, I have never been so satisfied as when she was booed at the football game. I hope her career comes to an abrupt end by the fender of an 18 wheeler
#2599

Ryan Cabrera said 01/26/05, 1:15 pm (verified)
She is only famous because her Dad is a manager and she has a famous older sister.... Too bad there is no talent there!
#2598

Phone call said 01/26/05, 1:14 pm (verified)
Ashlee Simpson's voice is about as fake as she thinks she's some goth chick. I think that it is unfortunate that people wish this much ill will against a person who has done nothing to hurt others, despite the many "hurts my ears" comments. Let us rather concentrate our energy on things that matter. Pick up the phone and call someone that you know you should have talked to long ago. Get off the air.
#2597

Anti-Ashlee Simpson said 01/26/05, 1:13 pm (verified)
I HATE YOU ASHELEE =)... IM NOT JEALOUS... Y WULD I BE??? =) ... EVEN HILARY DUFF ISS WYYYYY BETTER THAN YOU.. SO DO THE RIGHT THING ASHLEE =) WE DO NOT ... I REPEAT DO NOT LIKE YOU =) TA TA =)
#2596

Chemistry Lesson said 01/26/05, 1:12 pm (verified)
Ok, let's say that everything went as planned on SNL. Then let's say that it was business as usual at the Orange Bowl and she hadn't gotten booed into oblivion. I still find the main point being that she'd still be PLAYING rock star. When, in the history of recorded music, has anyone ever been allowed to PLAY rock star. This is beyond insulting to the entire world that we're just supposed to accept this. 2/3rds of all her and her fathers proceeds should be given to any and all charities throughout the world, as we've allowed this oilslick to escape our shores. Reward those that deserve it - it's that simple. Thank you and drive safely .... I think Ashlee has no talent and wouldn't waste another $$ on her low budgeted videos and music. She doesn't have what it takes to become a singer... Please do something about her before the industry is ruined. She is an embarssament to her family, and wemon everywhere. She is selfish stupid and probably a lesbian... except not even they will take her!
#2595

Christine said 01/26/05, 1:10 pm (verified)
C'mon Ashlee, you're benched with Britney and the rest of the fakes.... She is horrific and the worst thing is that she continues to blame others for her complete and utter lack of talent. Simply put she sucks...way to leech off your sister, you stupid skank......
#2594

I hate my father said 01/26/05, 1:09 pm (verified)
OK I signed this already but I have more to say after reading some of these comments. Every1 is rite! There are so many hardworking bands that relly rock. They are working their butts off and are having a hard time getting somewheres due to ppl like u who are taking up the music bussiness. YOU ARE A DISGRACE! U even try to pretend to be a rocker!!! U WILL NEVER BE A ROCKER YOU POSER! U are putting music to shame. This proves that any girl with a famous sister or are pretty can sing. GOD THERE ARE ACTUALLY TALENTED PPL OUT THERE AND PPL LIKE YOU HAVE TO BE TAKIN UP ALL THE SINGING JOBS!
#2593

Boring Rendition said 01/26/05, 1:07 pm (verified)
I hate when people fake that they can sing, and fool all the little kids that idolize them. I never liked Ashlees music, but when i heard her sing live, I was so shocked, she sounded horrid. There are so many terrific singers out there, why don't the record companies give those people a chance, instead of her, just because Jessica Simpson is her sister.
#2592

Holiday Ville said 01/26/05, 1:02 pm (verified)
who likes ashlee????? who liked her in the first place??? who liked her after SNL?? and what about orange bowl????? Ashlee sucks
#2591

Yuk said 01/26/05, 9:37 am (verified)
Lil kim is a big ass, skanky ho. And she smells. I saw a picture of her puss and it's practically falling off. check it out at uselessjunk.com and search for lil kim. eww
#2590

Jamie M said 01/26/05, 6:53 am (verified)
I support this petition.
#2589

Brandon said 01/26/05, 5:14 am (verified)
theres a way better petition www.stopashlee.com already over 200 000 sigs
#2588

Austin Hains said 01/26/05, 3:02 am (verified)
Me and R sleazy think ashlee simpson sucks, and needs a nose job, and is gay
#2587

jose sucks dick said 01/26/05, 2:29 am (verified)
Jose Lopez is a piece of shit! Go back to Puerto Rico you dirty Aztec! Your kind are the scum of the earth.
#2586

leader of the KKK said 01/26/05, 1:18 am (verified)
i like lil' kim better than i like ashlee simpson
#2585

megan erwin said 01/26/05, 1:05 am (verified)
I support this petition.
#2584

jose lopez said 01/26/05, 12:59 am (verified)
FUCK ALL YOU WHITE CRACKERS AND WELFARE NEGROS HISPANICS ARE SUPERIOR TO ALL RACES LEAVE AMERICA NOW
#2583

Ashleigh said 01/26/05, 12:59 am (verified)
EEWWW!
#2582

Sandy Ronal said 01/26/05, 12:59 am (verified)
I support this petition.
#2581

Ashlee Simpson said 01/26/05, 12:58 am (verified)
I am a charter member of NAMBLA.
#2580

Reagan said 01/26/05, 12:58 am (verified)
GET A REAL JOB AND STOP FAKING! YOUR HORRIBLE!!
#2579

random redneck said 01/26/05, 12:57 am (verified)
i would'nt have sex with her even if she was my cousin
#2578

Alyssa said 01/26/05, 12:56 am (verified)
I support this petition.
#2577

Ms. Cleo. I caught a new gig ya'll said 01/26/05, 12:54 am (verified)
pee is to descend upon ashlee's corn flakes tommorow.
#2576

Zorconan, messenger for Ruler X said 01/26/05, 12:53 am (verified)
Ashlee is from the planet ZoRk. We have sent her to spread a disease called "you got had."
#2575

Bill Clinton said 01/26/05, 12:42 am (verified)
I did not have sexual relations with that woman Ashlee Simpson.
#2574

Big Punisher said 01/26/05, 12:40 am (verified)
Ashlee Simpson gave me head once before I died. So yeah, she really does suck!
#2573

Jessica Simpson said 01/26/05, 12:20 am (verified)
Man i'll even say it, she blows.
#2572

Chuck Shonholtz said 01/26/05, 12:15 am (verified)
She sucks like nothing has sucked before
#2571

Pierre Irby said 01/26/05, 12:07 am (verified)
Look Ashley sucks and almost makes William Hung look good. Ashley needs to stop trying to build a career off of her sisters fame and just be happy with running Jessica's fan club. Ashley you suck and I say that because I care. I care for my hearing. You make me wanta SCCRRREEEEAAAAAAMMMM!!!!! !
#2570

Eddie Dyer said 01/25/05, 10:58 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#2569

Kylezz said 01/25/05, 10:53 pm (verified)
thank god for this petition.... i hope she sees it!
#2568

Ben Rothlisberger said 01/25/05, 10:48 pm (verified)
Damn Tom. Well, there goes that excuse.
#2567

The Chitlun Man said 01/25/05, 10:47 pm (verified)
Nothing a can of fresh chitluns can't fix. these things work wonders!
#2566

Halftime Hero said 01/25/05, 10:39 pm (verified)
Booooooooo!!!
#2565

Sir Mark Thatcher said 01/25/05, 10:34 pm (verified)
Okay, Ashlee was the other unknown acompliss. I confess!!!
#2564

R. Kelly said 01/25/05, 10:32 pm (verified)
how old is ashlee? 19...ah shes a little too old
#2563

Jack Daniels said 01/25/05, 10:29 pm (verified)
Sorry guys, but I can't help you on this one.
#2562

zeke said 01/25/05, 10:26 pm (verified)
there is a special place in hell reserved for her and her family, except her mom, she doesn't bother me as much as her husband and children do, see you all next to hitler in hell
#2561

Maurice Bessinger said 01/25/05, 10:25 pm (verified)
i like bar-b-que. since ashlee is white, she's allright.
#2560

random world leader said 01/25/05, 10:20 pm (verified)
You fools have all fallen into the trap I have created with this robot called Ashlee. She will take over and impregnate your daughters.
#2559

Billy the Kid said 01/25/05, 10:20 pm (verified)
i'm 10 yrs. old and just bought ashlees album. I don't listen to it but the cover is some good "target" practice!!
#2558

Tommy Bowden said 01/25/05, 10:20 pm (verified)
My lip quivers every time they ask her that question. We're in the same boat, son/sibling of someone great.
#2557

Fred Wallace said 01/25/05, 10:17 pm (verified)
I just smacked it reading all of these comments. Keep it up I know I will.
#2556

amanda gohlke said 01/25/05, 10:16 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#2555

Tom Brady said 01/25/05, 10:14 pm (verified)
thats funny, I slept with her before the game to..but we won! go figure!
#2554

Ashlee Simpson said 01/25/05, 10:12 pm (verified)
I am Jewish.
#2553

Jessica Simpson said 01/25/05, 10:12 pm (verified)
Yeah Ashlee, give it up.
#2552

John Snider said 01/25/05, 10:09 pm (verified)
I just ate a poptart.
#2551

Simon Cowell said 01/25/05, 10:08 pm (verified)
You tards just can't recognize real talent when you see it
#2550

Ben Rothlisberger said 01/25/05, 10:07 pm (verified)
I slept with Ashlee the night before the game... No wonder I lost.
#2549

Ki Wang said 01/25/05, 10:07 pm (verified)
I sang song birthday late summer with pants on floor wang out, peace.
#2548

The Big Lebowski said 01/25/05, 10:06 pm (verified)
The dude needs a drink after listening to Ashlee.
#2547

Brent Swigart said 01/25/05, 10:04 pm (verified)
Ashlee reminds me of tic tacs.
#2546

jim rome said 01/25/05, 10:01 pm (verified)
you make we wanna, uh, uh, uh, puuuuke!
#2545

Grace Giliona said 01/25/05, 10:01 pm (verified)
I just pooped my pants.
#2544

Johnny Carson said 01/25/05, 10:01 pm (verified)
All my work to bring America real talent... gone to waste. I'm rolling in my grave.
#2543

stan said 01/25/05, 9:59 pm (verified)
ashlee simpson sucks
#2542

Effie Studibaker said 01/25/05, 9:58 pm (verified)
Is Ashlee Jewish? That would be grand if she was.
#2541

Vanilly said 01/25/05, 9:57 pm (verified)
B!tch got no skills
#2540

Milly said 01/25/05, 9:56 pm (verified)
I want my spot back!
#2539

Jack Bower said 01/25/05, 9:53 pm (verified)
If Ashlee Simpson was about to be shot on the internet, I'd let the military carry out the pre-emptive strike. Then I'd track down her sister.
#2538

Jenna Jamison said 01/25/05, 9:47 pm (verified)
Fake voice, fake boobs. What's the difference?
#2537

mo said 01/25/05, 9:42 pm (verified)
get rid of her
#2536

Bob Dole said 01/25/05, 9:38 pm (verified)
I would love to take her out into a field and sing songs of our past life as hampsters in the 12th sector of the planet Vulcan. This would be pleasing to my soul.
#2535

DC said 01/25/05, 9:16 pm (verified)
WoW I don't want to be mean. but the truth is the truth. And I have to agree with most everyone who has petitioned. Please Ashlee humble your self and dont fight your pride. it only makes you look more and more ridiculous. There is no shame in realizing the truth, and walking away to avoid futher humuliation. It's not too late.
#2534

AKN said 01/25/05, 8:58 pm (verified)
SHE BLOWS
#2533

Ashlee said 01/25/05, 8:37 pm (verified)
You guys!!!!!!! Come on!!!!! You are just mad because I have a #1 album and you don't. Jessica is fucking hot, though her husband is a cheesy no-talent boy-bander wannabe wigger. Nice earring Nick- what are you? 40 or something?
#2532

jon said 01/25/05, 8:28 pm (verified)
she is a waste of living organisms she is stealing oxygen from people like um...god...bums, peices of shit...whatever she sucks
#2531

jim said 01/25/05, 8:26 pm (verified)
oh and by the way...not only can she not sing, nor dance, nor is she pretty...but my god did anyone else mistake her for a cow up there...get a stylist you dumb bitch...works for that delta burke cow
#2530

greg said 01/25/05, 8:23 pm (verified)
i'd fuck her
#2529

tim said 01/25/05, 8:23 pm (verified)
its all been said but it needs to be said once more...isnt it strange that ashlee isnt even allowed on her sisters own show???? and come on ashlee makes a sopn crying how is was in the shadow of her sister...but bitch u got a record deal for being jessicsa sister.. now go away!!
#2528

Larry said 01/25/05, 8:22 pm (verified)
You are embarrassing to all of America. We should send you over to Iraq and you could be useful to scare off the insugents. Quit while you're behind.
#2527

John Smith said 01/25/05, 8:20 pm (verified)
I love her
#2526

TC said 01/25/05, 8:20 pm (verified)
skank!!!!!!!!!!
#2525

Nika said 01/25/05, 8:19 pm (verified)
Stop gravy training your sis, shes a singer, looks great and had a nicer and better rack than you, ask you father
#2524

matt in spokane said 01/25/05, 8:19 pm (verified)
What a freaking joke Ashlee is. First she tries faking it on Saturday Night Live, then goes complete horsecrap at the Orange Bowl. Too bad she isn't signed up for the Super Bowl so she could complete the Trifecta of Suckdom
#2523

Cam said 01/25/05, 8:19 pm (verified)
yeah, you really do suck. sorry
#2522

Gregg said 01/25/05, 8:19 pm (verified)
You don't deserve to live. You should be shot, burned, and your ashes should be pissed upon. You suck at life, so do us all a favor...END IT
#2521

VanSmack Rules said 01/25/05, 8:18 pm (verified)
You are the worst thing in entertainment since Farenheit 9/11. You're just a bigger fraud.
#2520

Bob Gilmer said 01/25/05, 8:18 pm (verified)
Ashlee, please stop the insanity!!!!!!!
#2519

Brandon Fleming said 01/25/05, 8:17 pm (verified)
Ahlee, Please for the love of god GO AWAY! Quit riding big sister's coat tails Oh, by the way, tell your dad the pervert to stop lookig at Jessicas boobies. He is HER DAD. You people suck!
#2518

jules said 01/25/05, 8:17 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#2517

jayrod said 01/25/05, 8:16 pm (verified)
You dumb bitch!!!
#2516

JungleClone311 said 01/25/05, 8:15 pm (verified)
Ashlee you say the fans at The Orange Bowl were booing the whole show and not just you, Well whats this site have to tell you.(UUUMMM YOU SUCK). The only reason you are where you are is cause of you sis and you nice rack.
#2515

its me said 01/25/05, 5:32 pm (verified)
never liked her never will her voice is awfull someone please get her OFF stage!! I'll sign!
#2514

Joe said 01/25/05, 4:40 pm (verified)
Ashlee, do us all a favor and just go in to porn already. That is the only way that your wretched screams will even begin to remotely entertain someone.
#2513

christy said 01/25/05, 2:28 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#2512

Mike said 01/25/05, 12:55 pm (verified)
You're a no talent hack piece of shit. You can't sing, dance, write music, act, or do anything of talent. I would say at least be hot like your sister, but you're absolutley no where close. Go to hell.
#2511

A Fan Of Real Music said 01/25/05, 8:47 am (verified)
Blaming your band on Saturday Night Live was beyond reproach. Then not facing reality and blaming the whole half time show saying it "sucked" is just the icing on the proverbial cow pie. I am not a fan of but appreciated the performance of Kelly Clarkson and didn't think she "Sucked". I think the record industry needs this kind of shake up. I am tired of watching half wit talent get all of the breaks when real talented bands go un-noticed. There are thousands of independent artists trying to make a niche in the market but, have to wait in line behind the likes of Ashlee Simpson...Sorry Ashlee but, you are the poster girl for non-talented people getting industry push when other bands and artists are far more deserving.
#2510

The O.C said 01/25/05, 8:46 am (verified)
Ashlee rode on her sister Jessica's skirt tails into the music biz. She doesn't have an ounce of talent, not that Jessica really does either. My ears bleed everytime I have to hear either one of them. And for the love of GOD, please pass on the message to MTV to get rid of Ashlees show as well as Jessica's!!!!! I feel myself losing IQ points whenever one of those two dimwitted anorexic bobble heads opens their mouths to speak! Thank you
#2509

Kermit the Frog said 01/25/05, 8:45 am (verified)
Ashlee Simpson is a no talent piece of crap who is riding the coattails of her sister's fame. In addition to stopping Ashlee, I beleive we should stop her father as well. And hey, while we're at it, let's put that sorry man bander of a husband her sister has out of his no talent misery as well!!!!
#2508

5566 said 01/25/05, 8:43 am (verified)
Ashley Simpson disgusts me..she needs to stop..i think its funny that she thinks she can be BETTER then her sister. to bad jessica can actually SING LIVE unlike urself i mean ur a cute gurl..with blonde hair and you should keep acting but singing? you suck so bad its sick..one time i woke up to her singing on regis and kelly and i almost died laughing..
#2507

Mariah Carey said 01/25/05, 8:42 am (verified)
can we actually call it singing? her incessent screaming and constant excuses for the screaming are just completely unbearable. its like listening to someone scratch there fingernails over a chalkboard, and then try to justify the reaction by saying "they werent disgusted by the noise, i just happened to be in a room with people who protest chalk boards. they were mad at the sight of the chalk board." honestly ashlee, dont make excuses. bottom line: you suck at everything. quit now save the embaressment. well, i guess its too late for that
#2506

6.30 pm said 01/25/05, 8:41 am (verified)
She and all of her non-talent pop posers must be stopped if real artistry is to survive. If she isn't kiss the music industry goodbye, as we will be forced to buy our music from artists online. And football games do not need half time acts that are commercials
#2505

Aeroplane said 01/25/05, 8:40 am (verified)
Ashlee Simpson has absolutely no talent in anything. Her screaming can hardly count as singing, much like her sorry excuses for lipsyncing can't count as reasons. She is a liar, and a fake and the only reason she ever got a record deal was because of her family. give it up ashlee Ashlee you really suck
#2504

Clementia Lim said 01/25/05, 8:39 am (verified)
You can not sing so please stop it now.Y ou need to go back too 7 Heaven T.V.show. If you go to Phila. and try to sing there will get boo you of the stage, so please listen to everybody about this.You need to ask Destiny Child's about getting bood.Thishas to stop we the people are not going to buy you CD's. I did not want to hear you sing ,at all I do not buy your records because you can't sing .You make my ears hurt when you try to sing. I don't want to hear your mouth anymore. So can you Please stop the crying in the .I don't want to hear you sing anymoreso Please stop.
#2503

Coco said 01/25/05, 8:37 am (verified)
I'm pleading to anyone with their senses still intact to please stop Ashlee Simpson and her horrible singing / performances. Her artistry is a mockery to those who truly possess musical talent and it sickens me that someone of her poor caliber can achieve fame from as much talent and skill as of that of a shriveled bean. I'm ashamed to even consider myself a budding music artist if I need to share the same "passion" as Ms. Simpson. Thanks for showing me that it doesn't take talent to get paid.
#2502

Bruce said 01/25/05, 8:36 am (verified)
She is the worst F*cking singer i have ever heard, she deserves to be crucified then burned as she dies a slow horrible death
#2501