Signatures #2700 through #2800 for the ASHLEE SIMPSON SUCKS.....U GOTTA SIGN petition
Hairy Gootch said 01/31/05, 4:39 pm (verified)
Ashlees singing makes the hair on my gootch stand up!
#2800

fan said 01/31/05, 4:31 pm (verified)
She has the voice of a goddess.
#2799

Rosalind Bull said 01/31/05, 4:28 pm (verified)
This is an outrage. All of you are idiots for filling out this stupid petition. Great now that I signed it I'm just as stupid as all of you. Crap I'm going to slit my wrist.
#2798

Michael Jordan said 01/31/05, 4:26 pm (verified)
She's not one of my estranged kids... That's Paxson's...
#2797

John Isaac said 01/31/05, 4:25 pm (verified)
My dog blew up during the half time show. It was awesome. I video taped it.
#2796

dr nips said 01/31/05, 4:22 pm (verified)
Ashlee is a wanna be singer with no talent. See how money could buy you almost anything in this country. It just cant buy her a real voice.
#2795

Liz Burton said 01/31/05, 4:16 pm (verified)
I weigh 560 lbs. and can cut a back flip. That's more than she can do why don't I have a T.V. show.
#2794

Shelly Bergison said 01/31/05, 4:10 pm (verified)
Don't forget to smile after you fart that way no one knows it's you.
#2793

John Lennon said 01/31/05, 4:10 pm (verified)
All the happy people, where do they all come from?
#2792

McDonalds Drive thru guy said 01/31/05, 4:09 pm (verified)
Ashlee likes double cheeseburgers with no onions and fries.
#2791

Mindy Rice said 01/31/05, 4:08 pm (verified)
intel inside
#2790

Shrek said 01/31/05, 3:50 pm (verified)
Fiona looks better...
#2789

harper said 01/31/05, 3:46 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#2788

Irv Gotti said 01/31/05, 3:42 pm (verified)
I just signed her to Murder Inc to help improve her image.
#2787

Mr T said 01/31/05, 3:39 pm (verified)
I pity the fools who hate on Ashlee.... That's my main b!tch.
#2786

Jerry Klaric said 01/31/05, 3:38 pm (verified)
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOO.....boooooooooooooo ooooooo Random U.S.C fan
#2785

Doctor said 01/31/05, 3:38 pm (verified)
Ashlee has been diagnosed with monotoneliosis. It's a condition that makes her have an excuse for every time she screws up.
#2784

Bill O'Reiley said 01/31/05, 3:37 pm (verified)
I am Bill O'Reiley. Ashlee Simpson has no musical talent. Let's chime in with my 1st guest Ashlee's mom. Ashlee's mom, what kind of spin would u put on the fact that your doaghter can't sing? Ashlee's mom: "Idoncare. I use her money for my latest adventures in dentures. Oh! You thought her teeth were real?"
#2783

Harry Johnson said 01/31/05, 3:37 pm (verified)
I would like to take a trip to China and poop on the Great Wall of China. I enjoy Pooping on well known places. Check out my web site www.pooponu.com
#2782

Bart Simpson said 01/31/05, 3:34 pm (verified)
I'm shamed to share the same last name.
#2781

The Window Cleaner said 01/31/05, 3:33 pm (verified)
I was cleaning some windows once, and saw Ashlee changing in a suite. She's a hermaphrodite. I swear. Saw it with my own two eyes. Even though one of them is glass... that's another story
#2780

Music said 01/31/05, 3:27 pm (verified)
I've never met Ashlee, but my friend noise tells me all about her.
#2779

Nissan Altima said 01/31/05, 3:26 pm (verified)
She likes little back seats, and rolling around in peanutbutter.
#2778

Beer said 01/31/05, 3:25 pm (verified)
I make her look better. You can tolerate her singing with a couple of me.
#2777

Nature said 01/31/05, 3:24 pm (verified)
She didn't come from me.
#2776

Ron Jeremy said 01/31/05, 3:22 pm (verified)
Ashlee and I have a surprise for you.
#2775

Jeremy said 01/31/05, 5:39 am (verified)
Ashlee Simpson SUCKS! She just needs to give up and end her pathetic attempt at a music career now! She seriously sounds terrible!
#2774

victor m said 01/31/05, 12:31 am (verified)
she just wants to be her sister whos not even that great,do everyone a fav and shut up u suck
#2773

Shelly said 01/30/05, 9:37 pm (verified)
Ashlee Simpson SUCKS. She sounds like a dying rat. GO AWAY ASHLEE. NO ONE LIKES A AIRBRUSHED LIP-SYNCING WANNABE!
#2772

Jason W. said 01/30/05, 9:18 pm (verified)
For god's sake just stop!
#2771

Little Bo Peep said 01/30/05, 11:46 am (verified)
HELLO? CAN ANYONE TELL ME WTF ..."LALA IN THE KITCHEN ON THE FLOOR."...MEANS??? WHAT KINDA RETARD WROTE THOSE LAME ASS LYRICS???? ASHLEE IS SO LAME SHE CAN'T EVEN WRITE HER OWN MUSIC!!!!!! SHE CAN'T: SING, DANCE, WRITE MUSiC, OR EVEN NOT TALK LIKE A BARBIE!!!!!!!!! SHE NEEDS TO GROW UP AND DO SOMETHING GOOD WITH HER LIFE!!!!!!!!! STOP ASHLEE!!!!
#2770

Tiffany said 01/30/05, 2:28 am (verified)
fuck you Jackie 2818 you should fucking go to hell you stupid bitch!! hell you and ashlee can ride together stupid whore, you know your fuck buddies!!! Ashlee is a pathetic fucking slut loser bitch whore who needs a good fucking kick to her ass and beat the fucking shit out of her parents for having such a fucking ugly ass dog faced bitch!!! Kick her fucking ass off the Air!!
#2769

thresea said 01/30/05, 2:22 am (verified)
Fuck i hate that bitch she don't know how to fucking sing and she is a fucking disgrace to jessica. take that fucking bitch off the air!!!!
#2768

william milligan said 01/30/05, 1:57 am (verified)
Oh my God,what part of Saturday Night Live did she not understand!What about her and her sister murdering the song,"The Little Drummer Boy"on their horrible Christmas Special!History in the making?A little full of themselves!I'm glad she got booed at the Orange Bowl!I do not know what was worse,her outfit or her no talent performance!Ashlee needs to stop while she is well behind and let the talented people do the performing!
#2767

Jackie said 01/30/05, 1:52 am (verified)
you know fuck you guys and fuck all of youre mothers for rasing you all . they shouldnt of shot you people when you people came out of there ass's. Because this petition should burn in hell with you people in it two . Ashlee Simpson is an amazing singer and i hope all of you people who sing this patition burn in HEll .and for the creater of this can can suck all of the worlds DICK. cause youre a BITCH. bye LOSERS.:)
#2766

Jeff said 01/30/05, 1:38 am (verified)
Ashlee is only famous becuase she has a certain sister. Ever wonder how her sister got a TV show, then all of a sudden this no namer Ashlee got one as well? Ashlee is riding her sisters wave, and i hope the wave crashes and sends her into the oreal world where she can find a new job like the rest of us who CANNOT sing without the use of a computer.
#2765

STePHaNie said 01/30/05, 12:44 am (verified)
she makes me want to SCREAMMMM!!! i think the orange bowl was proof enough that she cant sing she was booed off the stage!!same with the lip-syncing. Have you ever wonderd why ashlee simpson and hilary duff sound the same because their voices are both computerized!! ashlee, do us all a favour and dont sing...for the sake of our eardrums
#2764

OX said 01/29/05, 7:07 pm (verified)
Ashlee Simpson sucks.. You make me wanna chooooooke,choooooke. You make me wanna chooooke, choooke... Good luck with your acid reflex... Milli Vanilli have nothin on you besides admitting to the world they suck and accepted it...
#2763

Zac said 01/29/05, 6:27 pm (verified)
Isn't the lipsyncing evidence in which Ashlee and Lindsey have been caught the same thing that cost Milli Vanilli their careers? What gives?
#2762

xfgkdg said 01/29/05, 6:13 pm (verified)
yea!!!!!!
#2761

Jeremy Ned said 01/29/05, 2:25 pm (verified)
I cant think of anyone more undeserving of fame and fortune.Well i guess times are changing.In my day you actually had to be able to sing to become and artist.Now all you need is a pretty face or have the right last name (Ashlee's case).
#2760

Joe Rogan said 01/29/05, 9:29 am (verified)
Tune into Fear Factor next week when six more contestants from around the USA will have do endure Ashlee in concert for the whole show. The one who can sit thru it the longest is the winner gets $50k (not nearly enough, really)...
#2759

Watson said 01/29/05, 9:28 am (verified)
She is so bad and so ugly, at least her sister is hot and has an ok voice but Ashlee is just straight up ugly and has THE worst voice I have ever heard. People on American Idol sing better than her. William Hung is better than Ashlee Simpson lol. Dude even I'm a better singer than her and I suck Ashlee Simpson doesn't deserve any of that money she is robbing of kids who are buying her album.
#2758

Emma said 01/29/05, 9:27 am (verified)
Ashlee (in addition to others) is disgusting to hear AND look at. It's remarkable what can be put in front of the public in the name of "entertainment" because someone (in this case, daddy) has enough money. She is a talentless joke (and her sister is too). Wise up and get rid of her -- so far she hasn't embarassed herself enough to just stop or leave. She's another Milli Vanilli in our presence, except for the fact that she is ugly, has nooooooo ability and just simply REALLY SUCKS!!
#2757

Emma said 01/29/05, 9:27 am (verified)
Ashlee (in addition to others) is disgusting to hear AND look at. It's remarkable what can be put in front of the public in the name of "entertainment" because someone (in this case, daddy) has enough money. She is a talentless joke (and her sister is too). Wise up and get rid of her -- so far she hasn't embarassed herself enough to just stop or leave. She's another Milli Vanilli in our presence, except for the fact that she is ugly, has nooooooo ability and just simply REALLY SUCKS!!
#2756

Emma said 01/29/05, 9:26 am (verified)
Ashlee (in addition to others) is disgusting to hear AND look at. It's remarkable what can be put in front of the public in the name of "entertainment" because someone (in this case, daddy) has enough money. She is a talentless joke (and her sister is too). Wise up and get rid of her -- so far she hasn't embarassed herself enough to just stop or leave. She's another Milli Vanilli in our presence, except for the fact that she is ugly, has nooooooo ability and just simply REALLY SUCKS!!
#2755

Robert Jones said 01/29/05, 6:43 am (verified)
Please put this manufactured, no talent, excuse making, embarrassment out of her misery. She probably wouldn't make it pass the local tryouts for "American Idol"
#2754

Clementia said 01/29/05, 4:56 am (verified)
no, on second though, her lyricsd should go: ashlee, you make me wanna laugh, laugh at your stupidity, in your face You are a retard, and Milli Vanilli everyone hates you! Thanks to Orange Bowl and SNL You make me wanna, you make wanna puke...
#2753

Ashlee is a whore said 01/29/05, 4:54 am (verified)
Her retarded song LALA should have lyrics like this: You make me wanna LALA in the kitchen, on the floor I'll be your french maid, cuz I'm a fucking whore! I'm like an alley cat, drink the milk up, please fuck me more! You make me wanna, you make me wanna sex.
#2752

Tira said 01/29/05, 4:52 am (verified)
Ashlee Simpsoon needs to go away...FAR AWAY! whats up with all these people on tv and shit who dont have any f'in talent at all!?!?!? like paris hilton, jessica simpson, avril lavene....? wtf?! ok jessica yes she is very pretty but shes retarded!!! i tried watching her show and I'm thinkin to myself what the hell is this sh*T?! and Paris....i'm sorry shes ugly and stupid and her show is a waste of time space on the tv..... now avril... this chick isnt on tv but i think shes just as fake as ashlee. Ashlee you're ugly, you have a BIG honker, you whine like a b*tch, make up stupid excuses, and YOU CAN NOT SING! GO AWAY PLEASE!!
#2751

JamesGoodrich said 01/29/05, 4:30 am (verified)
Hate Ashlee. Love Jessica
#2750

tim wilson said 01/29/05, 3:44 am (verified)
oklahoma may have lost the orange bowl but at least they had the class to boo ashlee simpson off the stage!!!!
#2749

ANTI-ASHLEE/AVRIL said 01/29/05, 3:33 am (verified)
ASHLEE SIMPSON IS POSSIBLY...WAIT NO! THE WORST "SINGER" I HAVE EVER HEARD..ITS PEOPLE LIKE HER AND AVRIL LAVIGNE THAT RUIN THE NAME OF PUNK. I MEAN A TRUE PUNK DOESNT HAVE TO WEAR A SHIRT IN A VIDEO THAT SAYS PUNK TO HAVE PEOPLE KNOW SHES PUNK...WOW SHE SUCKS...BIG TIME!!!!Ughhhhhh OH YEAH AND WHEN CAUGHT LIP SYNCHING DO THE HOE DOWN...ASHLEE RESISTANCE ALL THE WAY SUCKKAAASSSS
#2748

hater said 01/29/05, 3:19 am (verified)
your sis can't spend enough of her $$$$ to make you good sorry!!!
#2747

John said 01/29/05, 2:46 am (verified)
Can't sing for shit, owen wilson lookalike biatch....
#2746

Carl Rougeau said 01/29/05, 2:34 am (verified)
She sucks. Bottom line.
#2745

Smitty said 01/29/05, 2:05 am (verified)
Fuck I can't stand that fucking bitch, running around saying she doesn't wanna sound popish. bitch too late. We don't wanna hear ur ass making stupid ass gestures on stage I hope ur fucking record studio burns to the ground, if theres a god he will kill her now and her stupid ass sister
#2744

Pete said 01/29/05, 2:02 am (verified)
Id throw dick in her but thats about it...the bitch cant sing and the best part of her ran down the crack of her mother's ass!
#2743

Chattur'GhaSS said 01/29/05, 2:01 am (verified)
When I say goddamn, I mean GODDAMN >.< !! She sounded like my cat giving birth to her foking 9 kittens. I am no singer or American Idol judge, but please people, if you let her go on like Paris Hilton did, then the world shall surely perish in bad rythem, and I bet my cat could sing bettah too :D. LONG LIVE THE CONFEDERANCY!!
#2742

Steven said 01/29/05, 1:56 am (verified)
Holy shit I can not stand herr I am watching the video where she gets boo'ed as we speak thank god there is someoe wth the petiton
#2741

carlos caro said 01/29/05, 1:08 am (verified)
she cant sing for crap and obviously cant get away with it(snl)
#2740

dora*t said 01/29/05, 1:07 am (verified)
shes a poser and she cant sing worth a crap. she gives punk brunettes a bad name!!!!!
#2739

t lloyd said 01/29/05, 12:58 am (verified)
Ashlee you and your boyfriend are an insult to the music industry. "you don't know, what you do, every time you walk into the room, bla, bla, blaaa, bla, make me herl
#2738

adam layton said 01/29/05, 12:32 am (verified)
its sad when people with real talent get put on the back burner because daddy can pull a few strings and get a no talent hack a record deal
#2737

Chris said 01/28/05, 10:46 pm (verified)
Fuck that bitch, she thinks shes all hot and shit...I cant stand seeing her in magazines with that stupid look on her face acting like shes all that..She has no talent no looks so how the fuck can people like her sorry no good for nothing ass!!!
#2736

Devin Walsworth said 01/28/05, 9:23 pm (verified)
She is the worst singer in the entire world. The only reason that she is famous is because of her sister.
#2735

Justin said 01/28/05, 9:07 pm (verified)
you make me sick, damn trailer trash!
#2734

tolu said 01/28/05, 8:57 pm (verified)
You make me wanna la la in the kitchen on the floor I'll be a french maid Where I'll meet you at the door I'm like an alley cat Drink the milk up, I want more You make me wanna You make me wanna scream you suck, bithc
#2733

Sharon said 01/28/05, 8:38 pm (verified)
she sucks plain & simple...
#2732

"HOE"neshis "SLUT"Vuu said 01/28/05, 7:51 pm (verified)
She is a hoe why does she even sing she can't peopple just want to be attached to her for the money anyways why does she even pretend to be a punkass bitch she ain't hot she ain't got the body she don't even know how to write songs they all suck she is not punk n ashlee if you ever read this call me at 909 4694859 and ill fuck you just because i feel sorry for you you fuckin bitch sucking hoe slut face bitch hahaha
#2731

You people are stupid. Don't stick up for that fucking poser. She's nothing but a little rich girl who has no talent and just wants attention. Yeah, and to everybody who listened to her, and supports her STILL, Go to hell with her, you Posers.
#2730

Daniella said 01/28/05, 7:25 pm (verified)
ashlee is a poser and she cant sing....at all i mean what more is there to say she got caught lipsyncing and she fucked up at the orange bowl ....ashlee simpson is just one disaster after another
#2729

Ashley said 01/28/05, 5:14 pm (verified)
OMG she brings disgrace to the name of ashley, i mean come on just bc her sister can sing doesnt mean that it runs in the family and her playing on 7th heaven OMG OMG OMG i wanted to stop watchin the show bc of her, i mean its called acting classes...SHE most definitely can not sing ...ABSOLUTELY NO TALENT what so ever...
#2728

Chris said 01/28/05, 5:06 pm (verified)
She can't sing,she can't write her own songs,she can't play any kind of instrument,and the only reason she's "famous" is because of her retarded sister. So signing this is a no-brainer.
#2727

Cris said 01/28/05, 4:50 pm (verified)
no talent, if her sister Jessica wasnt famous then Ashlee would still be a nobody. Jessica is great but Ashlee fell of the no talent tree and hit every branch on her way down, and then she got jumped by the no talent gang.
#2726

Jose said 01/28/05, 4:49 pm (verified)
No Talent!
#2725

Thad said 01/28/05, 4:38 pm (verified)
At least her sister is hot; what talent does ashlee have?
#2724

John said 01/28/05, 4:17 pm (verified)
My ex-wife could sing better than that load. Stop putting her on television
#2723

Tony said 01/28/05, 4:15 pm (verified)
MTV, please stop pimping her she BLOWS.
#2722

Ryan Harrison said 01/28/05, 2:59 pm (verified)
Listen to Maiden, Osbourne, Zeppelin, Sabbath, Dream Theater, Vai. Just not this load of crap.
#2721

Pimp Daddy said 01/28/05, 2:49 pm (verified)
Dont worry Ashlee (ashley) you can still make money by becomming a prostitute....many men would love to shag your pink ass, and if your mouth isnt good for songs...it would be great for sucking cock.
#2720

Tara said 01/28/05, 7:07 am (verified)
The only thing I've enjoyed of Ashlee's "career" is her hoe-down!
#2719

k.m. said 01/28/05, 5:42 am (verified)
I cannot believe people listen to her crappy ass voice. How can you get a record deal before you even performed in public???
#2718

Ashley said 01/28/05, 3:28 am (verified)
Give it up sweetie, your ass sucks. YOu give people with the name Ashley shame. Go work at a Wendys
#2717

sara said 01/28/05, 2:48 am (verified)
ashlee simpson cannot only sing terrible but she has the gift of looking even worse then she sings i kno it seems impossible because she is such a terrible singer but she is just drop ded ugly!!!!! i never want to see her on the tv again she is a disgrace to all of the united statesm of america!
#2716

Brittany Blain said 01/28/05, 2:24 am (verified)
I just don't like her.
#2715

DM said 01/28/05, 1:25 am (verified)
Wow she really sucks. Wouldn't she realize that after being booed during the Orange Bowl?
#2714

JB said 01/28/05, 12:17 am (verified)
STOP SUCKIN OFF YOURS SISTERS TIT!
#2713

Brian W said 01/27/05, 11:26 pm (verified)
Ashlee's nothing more than an over hyped cum dumpster without talent riding older sis's fame. You're such a wannabe poser. Grow the f#%^ up and be your own person. Or just go away. Yeah--> just go away works.
#2712

Marci said 01/27/05, 11:04 pm (verified)
I do not like her, her music or her tv show. She is not talented. It just goes to show you how far you can go when you have money backing you. If she didn't have that she would still be known as the sister of Jessica. - my 2 cents.
#2711

Will Finely said 01/27/05, 10:59 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#2710

malackey said 01/27/05, 10:39 pm (verified)
I hate ashlee. The transition from homely, big-nosed sibling of a minor celebrity to homely, big-nosed minor celebrity has FAILED. ABORT MISSION! ABORT!
#2709

John said 01/27/05, 10:32 pm (verified)
I will not justify the existence of Ashlee Simpson with a comment. I do think her sister is one sexy woman.
#2708

Erick said 01/27/05, 10:03 pm (verified)
For the love of Christ make her stop. Between her and the Asian "She Bang" guy I much prefer him. At least he isn't pretending to be talented, just a fame whore.
#2707

Stimpy said 01/27/05, 9:07 pm (verified)
you hairy twat
#2706

Debbie said 01/27/05, 8:51 pm (verified)
Untalented! Enough Already!
#2705

Todd Novak said 01/27/05, 8:35 pm (verified)
Ashlee Simpson just plain sucks...
#2704

Madonna said 01/27/05, 8:02 pm (verified)
Ashlee simpson is the biggest twat. She is just a fake wanna be and it is insulting to the public to have her show in the air waves. There are many starving artists who have 1000 times the talent and they shoul dbe the ones we see on tv.
#2703

ashlee simpson said 01/27/05, 6:56 pm (verified)
I agree i am pretty ugly i can't sing i just wanna be just like my sister shes got fame money and i wanna be like her i dyed my hair black i try to be a punk girl like all them other people but i guess they wanna reject me cuz all i wanted was my parents to love me better than hey loved her but i guess it didn't work out like always people talk shit but now its gettin to me well i guess ill be quitting singin in a while cuz you make me wanna la la and its not a phaze of me like my shitty songs say all my fans i gotta tell you something a fat ugly girl sings all my songs i just lip sing cuz i thought i had a body like jessica but im just blond and stupid
#2702

madalyn macey said 01/27/05, 6:36 pm (verified)
this girl is just not cutting it,not only is she a made up product of the music industry that is trying to some how revive rock n roll, but she portrays a false identity-she doesnt write her own music, people write her music and she adds a few verses here and there, let alone she has no clue whats actually going on in the studio as far as the engineering is concerned. she has no talent and i think the big wigs in the music industry are finally getting a reality check on whats real and whats not. maybe somewhere down the road this will open up the door to bring back the realism in rock n roll.you just cant one day wake up and say o.k. im rock- it's born in youre soul, its a way of life- where's Ashlee's struggle in life? from what i can tell shes had nothing but a sheltered life-the opposite of what true rock stars relly go through before they make it!
#2701