Signatures #2900 through #3000 for the ASHLEE SIMPSON SUCKS.....U GOTTA SIGN petition
Like Toy Soldiers said 02/10/05, 3:40 am (verified)
She is absolutely talentless. She sounds like a cat got caught in her throat and dragged its nails all the way down. The ONLY person that I can think that has even less talent is Lindsay Lohan. Piece of advice: If you're an actress, stick to acting. If you're a singer, stick to singing. If you're talentless like Ashley Simpson and Lindsay Lohan, stick to working at McDonald's. JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE JESSICA SIMPSON'S SISTER DOESN'T MEAN YOU INHERITED HER TALENT!
#3000

Baby said 02/10/05, 3:39 am (verified)
FOR ALL THE PEPOLE WHO SAY THEY LIKE ASHLEE AND KEEP SIGNING THIS PETITION YOUR ALL AS DUMB AS ASHLEE! DO YOU REALIZE YOUR SIGNING A PETITION TO STOP HER FROM SINGING?! BUT ITS OTAY! YOUR JUST HELPING OUT! lol.-----ASHLEE SOUNDS JUST AS BAD AS SHE LOOKS!-----
#2999

i love ashlee said 02/10/05, 1:17 am (verified)
what is ur problem ashlee rocks she totally knows how to handle her singing y cant u guys just give her a break she is only 20 and doesn't know what she is doing lets hear u guys sing if u know what u guys r talking about!!!!u guys need hearing aids her lyrics are awsome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !
#2998

Mr. Llama said 02/09/05, 10:48 pm (verified)
I need some good lovin'. Inquire within
#2997

Salesman said 02/09/05, 10:46 pm (verified)
ATTENTION: Wigs for Sale!! fresh cut and made from the hair off my gootch !!
#2996

Ashlee's dog said 02/09/05, 10:32 pm (verified)
I refuse to fetch your darn paper until you learn how to sing. And I'll pee on your carpet. psssssssss
#2995

Linda Bostick said 02/09/05, 10:28 pm (verified)
Does anyone know anything about protetic nipples because a rabid dog just bit mine off. It looked thirsty.
#2994

Barabara West said 02/09/05, 10:25 pm (verified)
I don't know about you guys, but I not wearing anything but a thong made out of my own back hair. Man I wanna be sexed up by a llama.
#2993

Ashlee said 02/09/05, 10:25 pm (verified)
I like to eat my eye boogers.
#2992

Mike said 02/09/05, 10:20 pm (verified)
oh yeah, then start it...
#2991

Ralp Nader said 02/09/05, 10:20 pm (verified)
I hate white people.
#2990

Mike said 02/09/05, 10:19 pm (verified)
I would like to shove Ashlee's ass up the exaust pipe on my car
#2989

Olivia said 02/09/05, 10:18 pm (verified)
Ashlee, will you be my Valentine?
#2988

crystal smith said 02/09/05, 10:17 pm (verified)
I like to wear boots on my arms.
#2987

Bob Barker said 02/09/05, 7:50 pm (verified)
ashlee, let's play a little game of ring toss, you bring the rings and i'll be the tosser...OOOOOHHHH!!
#2986

Bill McDonald said 02/09/05, 6:47 pm (verified)
ashlee singing is like a one armed man climbing a rope
#2985

simon said 02/09/05, 6:36 pm (verified)
shes just informationally deprived
#2984

jessica simpson said 02/09/05, 6:19 pm (verified)
I treasure every moment that I do not see her.
#2983

Walter Matthau said 02/09/05, 6:16 pm (verified)
I have more talent in my smallest fart than you have in your entire body.
#2982

Malane Snider said 02/09/05, 6:12 pm (verified)
I love to make pancakes. So does Ashlee.
#2981

metamucil said 02/09/05, 6:12 pm (verified)
i had a lovechild with the spice girls and look what came out
#2980

the godaddy.com girl said 02/09/05, 6:10 pm (verified)
i'll take out my fake boobs if ashlee will just stop
#2979

Pat Simonean said 02/09/05, 6:10 pm (verified)
When do we get to go to her house and poop on her porch, and pee our names on her windows. I can't wait. I've already started with my neighbors house. He was pissed. Or I was. Get it. Man that is true comedy. Don't forget to drink more Ovalteen.
#2978

Chanthachone Stharath said 02/09/05, 6:06 pm (verified)
I just ate some collards. They remind me of my days as an African Elephant named Jimmy. Oh the days we miss most.
#2977

rachel pertruder said 02/09/05, 6:06 pm (verified)
Ashlee Simpson so dumb she takes a ruler to bed to see how long she sleeps for
#2976

Teresa White said 02/09/05, 6:00 pm (verified)
Is Ashlee black? I don't have any eyes so I don't know. In fact I don't know what race I am either.
#2975

josh bellhorn said 02/09/05, 6:00 pm (verified)
i like to tickle my toes with pickles and then eat them
#2974

umbrella said 02/09/05, 6:00 pm (verified)
i'm only god when things are crappy. kind of like pop music.
#2973

LeBron James said 02/09/05, 5:57 pm (verified)
give all your money to me and my sponsors
#2972

Vince Lombardi said 02/09/05, 5:55 pm (verified)
What the hell is going on out there?! oooh. cookies. i like cookies.
#2971

the atm machine said 02/09/05, 5:54 pm (verified)
stop using me to advance the devil's cause. oh... wait...
#2970

Evan Williams said 02/09/05, 5:52 pm (verified)
she clutches me like a mother does a newborn in a hurricane.
#2969

sunroof said 02/09/05, 5:51 pm (verified)
i like to open and close. weeeeee!!
#2968

OJ Simpson said 02/09/05, 5:46 pm (verified)
I like to melt marshmellows on ashlee's nipples
#2967

Caesar said 02/09/05, 5:45 pm (verified)
render to ashlee what belongs to ashlee. booooo!!!!!
#2966

The President said 02/09/05, 5:43 pm (verified)
Ashlee resides under my desk
#2965

The rain said 02/09/05, 5:41 pm (verified)
She melts...
#2964

Old guy said 02/09/05, 5:40 pm (verified)
I have a hemroid I enjoy more the Ashlee
#2963

Jess said 02/09/05, 5:17 pm (verified)
Jessica Simpson isn't has very little talent as well. Most people gotta wake up and realise they are BOTH talentless products of marketing.
#2962

Tracy said 02/09/05, 3:57 pm (verified)
It's just really bad. She needs to get a real job beacuse she can't sing. By the way she should have stayed blonde.
#2961

Daron said 02/09/05, 2:20 pm (verified)
It really has gone too far.
#2960

Chris said 02/09/05, 11:35 am (verified)
She's nothing but a re-tread of her much talented older sister.
#2959

Claymate said 02/09/05, 9:11 am (verified)
Hey, you know what's cool? Riding your sisters fame and using her talent as your own.
#2958

Jeff Blankenship said 02/09/05, 7:19 am (verified)
Orange Bowl JOKE!
#2957

Cyndi said 02/09/05, 3:44 am (verified)
Ashlee just sucks
#2956

ashlee hater said 02/09/05, 12:28 am (verified)
i hate her so much she needs to quite singing and go sumewhere else b/c she freaking sux and p.s. for all of u ppl signing this thing just to put how much u like ashley ur helping the haters so thanx
#2955

rebecka said 02/09/05, 12:23 am (verified)
she is such a fake she has nothing going for her she only screams and jumps around like a grasshopper or SOMETHING idk but i hate her...
#2954

Laura said 02/08/05, 11:53 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#2953

U said 02/08/05, 5:01 pm (verified)
She really is horrible. I'm a music education major and it pains me to see anyone like that in the spotlight. She IS corrupting the views of young people. It's illegal to hit children but it sure is tempting when they're mocking the Milli Vanilli wannabe, known as Ashlee Simpson. Please finish her now! Do it for the kids
#2952

Ttyl said 02/08/05, 5:00 pm (verified)
Ashlee is a disgrace to music. There once was a time where musicians had to earn their right to perfom and live the way she does. Stop mooching off of your sister, go to college, and get a real job. I am totally embarrassed to even have friends who own her cd. You cannot make yourself have talent if it simply isn't there. Give up now, we all know you cannot sing...spare all of us..please.
#2951

Ashlee's original version of pieces said 02/08/05, 4:59 pm (verified)
On a monday i am wigging Tuesday i am jigging And by Wednesday I lip-sync.........Then the phone rings, and i hear you but my voice is, not a clear view.......Cuz I am pre-recorded you see!!!!! Ohhh, what a fraud I am. Im really glad that people know thaaaaatt fact!!!!
#2950

Kinship said 02/08/05, 4:58 pm (verified)
This girl cannot sing or act. I thought she sucked on 7th Heaven. She is an even worse singer or whatever you call her. I think it is a shame that she is going on tour! Who in the world would pay to see her? I really can't understand it. So I support this and hope that this Ashlee Simpson petition does some good!!
#2949

Bermuda Triangle said 02/08/05, 4:57 pm (verified)
Do yourself a favor and just stop. It's sad and horrible to see that money is invested into people like yourself who don't deserve it. You should not only stop but you should also give back the money that was invested in you and to the people who bought your CD. Team up with the other equally talentless fraud like you, Britney Spears, and both of you do the same. Good Luck
#2948

Gold Fish said 02/08/05, 4:56 pm (verified)
Ashlee you suck bad, when i hear you nasty voice yelpinng or "singing" i want to rip my ears out. you "music:" gives me pain, really it makes me wonder what the world is coming to. you are trying to be like jessica, too bad cuz you suck. ryan only likes you cuz ur daddy is his manager, he sucks too and needs a haircut. and i am 99.9% sure that your "music" has subliminal messages. for ex. BUY MY CD!! and so on. i hate you, i hope you fail, actually i KNOW you'll fail, and your not "punk" your an idiot. NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!
#2947

Reebe said 02/08/05, 4:55 pm (verified)
She's just horrible. What else is there to say? Her Saturday Night Live incident also disgusted me very much. (when the sound engineers played the wrong song and revealed that Ashlee Simpson does in fact lip synch, and she blamed it on her band, then acid reflux)
#2946

Stevie Wonder said 02/08/05, 4:55 pm (verified)
as a musician, pieces of garbage like ashlee simpson make me want to cry. it would be in our own personal interest for her to simply "bow out" and it would be in her best interest to stop being a national joke. and seriously, to geffen records: do you really think that ashlee will be making your company very much money anymore? it's rediculous to think that someone as untalented as ashlee could even get signed to a label, much less sell c.d.'s, but of course now we know the voice on the c.d. has little or no resemblance to her actual voice...hmm....i wonder how much extra money the producers had to put in to doctor up her voice? that's about all i have to say at the moment.
#2945

Lim said 02/08/05, 4:54 pm (verified)
Ashlee Simpson is a phony all-around. She sings what has sadly been called "pop rock" and dresses in "punky outfits" that she's told to wear so she can be commercialized as the opposite of her sister Jessica. She doesn't know music from her ass and her whole breakthrough is just another sickening scheme of her creepy father/manager. Err.. someone needs to shut Ashlee up! Please! The welfare of America's ears is depending on it! AMERICA HATES YOU 'ASS'LEE!!!!g
#2944

Hooray! said 02/08/05, 4:54 pm (verified)
please just never, ever, put your voice on anything again, dont even sing happy birthday to family members. you suck, and your family sucks for tying to trick the rest of us into thinking you had an ounce of talent. I will not let anyone in my family buy any Simpson merchandise, not even Jessica's now. you and your family are a bunch of frauds. Get off of mtv or I will not watch that channel anymore either. Your singing voice makes Jojo and Joss Stone laugh your face
#2943

I am so proud of myself said 02/08/05, 4:51 pm (verified)
PLEASE stop force feeding the masses this load of dung! Fire your A&R people and enlist real musicians who can find/produce real talent, and please stop thinking so much with your wallet. Build real bands, with real musicians and the public will follow & support your label. The public cannot be fooled anymore and will not put up with it. It's truth.Doesn't she know that everyone thinks she is a joke by now?
#2942

************* said 02/08/05, 4:48 pm (verified)
To the sellouts at Geffen/DGC Records etc: Look through websites and magazines and check out some unsigned bands that have talent, because there are lots of them. There are countless thousands of bands that have something to say and do it through their music. Instead of making a cheap buck off a pretty face, find people that play music, and play it well, that's what MUSIC is. Its such a shame. Singers with REAL talent actually get less air-play and time compared to all these cheap imitations who get rich off (like Ashlee, Britney). Just thinking about that makes me sick to the stomach. No talent, no voice and Ashlee has released an album. Fucked up isn't it?
#2941

Hurumphh said 02/08/05, 4:45 pm (verified)
Ashlee and her record company are pretty much spitting in the face of true artists and musicianship...But shame on those people who bought her album and continue to support her. Ashlee, please take some time to grow up, learn how to play an instrument, take many years of vocal lessons then get back to us...if at all. You seem like a pretty nice girl, so heed my advice, believe me, you'll thank me after you do. And STOP pushing the blame on others. you complained about living in Jessica's shadow, you pushed the blame to you band, then said it was some acid reflux disease... If you want to lie, stick to one lie. And make it convincing, please.
#2940

Really? cool!!! Thanks! said 02/08/05, 4:43 pm (verified)
Please stop giving carreers to siblings of mediocre celebrities. This girl needs to go to college, and get a job, believe me.. she'll be better for it in the end. Also if there was anyway someone could pop her father upside the head with a shoe for his involvment in encouraging and profiting from this travisty. There is a really twisted dynamic in that family, but that should definately be addressed in another petition.
#2939

Happy Birthday said 02/08/05, 4:42 pm (verified)
She is a disgrace to the words singer and music. I can't believe that I am going to school for music and something like her can slip through and actually get money for shouting (when she's not lip syncing). She is emberassing herself every time she goes out on stage to do what I'm guessing she calls performing. It's just wrong. You can't just wake up one day and say, ok I'll be a singer now, even if you have a sister who is already in the music industry. Just because your sister's famous doesn't mean you should be, too.. And even if you DO decide you wanna be famous, at least have SOME talent. But HELL NO. Ashlee can't sing, can't write songs. doens't know shit about punk and claims her crappy music is "punk"... Ashlee, go to hell
#2938

Clementia said 02/08/05, 4:38 pm (verified)
I have hated her music since the day "Pieces of Me" first hit the airwaves...how she got to #1 on record sales charts is beyond me. On second thoug, it reached no.1 to prove that she's better than Jessica, when obviously she's WORSE. Her voice is like nails dragging across a chalkboard...I hate ragging on any artist, but she is so clearly manufactured by the record execs, and they insult our intelligence by assuming that we cannot see through that. Please Please PLEASE do us all a favor and make her stop singing!!!
#2937

Christina Aguilera said 02/08/05, 4:35 pm (verified)
I know I am skanky, but when it comes to vocals, don't even THINK about comparing my alto-soprano voice to Ashlee's dying cat vocals
#2936

Road Sweeper said 02/08/05, 4:34 pm (verified)
Ashlee Simpson is the worst singer ever. She should live and be happy in the shadow of her sister because Ashlee is clearly the less talented one. Her success is the result of a good manager (her father) and some spillover success from her sister. She posseses no talent or ability to sing or entertain. She Is So Horrible, And A Very Bad Poser, It Makes Me Sick To See Her Jump Around Like Shes Something To Look At And Listen To Therefor She Should Be Stopped NOW.Okay, now even Britany Spears sounds like Joss Stone next to this chick... c'mon now, the record company should have been paying more attention to her voice, than her cleavage. She should never have been signed.
#2935

Britney Spears said 02/08/05, 4:32 pm (verified)
Ashlee Simpson has the most painful voice I have ever had the displeasure to hear. When comparing it to my own horrid voice, I sound like a Seraphim compared to her. I say this with no ego nor exaggeration.
#2934

Batisah said 02/08/05, 4:32 pm (verified)
I HATE HER WITH A PASSION. SHE THINKS SHE CAN SING BUT SHE CAN'T. "YOU MAKE ME WANNA LALA"...WAT THE HELL! NICE LYRICS DARLING! JUST BECAUSE YOUR SISTER CAN SING (THOUGH I AM NOT TOO FOND OF HER OR HER MUSIC, BUT THAT'S OKAY BECAUSE AT LEAST SHE CAN SING AND STILL KNOWS IT), IT DOESN'T MEAN THAT YOU CAN! YOU LOW LITTLE FOLLOWER! YOU SHOULD HAVE NEVER COME OUT OF THAT DARK LITTLE SHADOW YOU WERE SUPPOSEDLY LIVING IN! YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND THAT THE TIME HAS COME! EVERYONE IS SICK OF YOU AND YOU WILL NOT BE MISSED. PLEASE STOP ALL THE MADNESS! THOUGH I HAVE TO ADMIT, YOU MADE MY FIRST TIME WATCHING SNL SO MAGICAL! I WAS LITERALLY ROLLING ON THE FLOOR! OH YEAH AND BEFORE I GO, ONE MORE SUGGESTION: IF YOU WANNA LIP-SYNC, DO IT WELL.. EVEN YOU CAN'T LIP-SYNC WELL. SHAME ON YOU
#2933

Nick said 02/08/05, 4:30 pm (verified)
I cant imagin how she sold that many records she has a horrible voice and her lyrics suck e.g "you make me wanna la la ....." she couldnt write better lyrics than that? My recton could have penned better lyrics. what the heck is that about?
#2932

Honestly said 02/08/05, 4:29 pm (verified)
so many people have lost faith in ashlee lately.. i never had faith in her to begin with, youre a very bad singer im sure a very nice person but singing is not what she should be doing at all... maybe you should get it over with and take Playboy up an on offer, because she is pretty gorgeous
#2931

298539 said 02/08/05, 4:28 pm (verified)
Bad music with no talent or originality is destroying the face of music in America and it rubs off all over the world. All the underground artists that have good taste in music and that make good original music are suffering because of this. Their great names will never be heard because of mainstream music like Ashlee Simpson and most of the other garbage Americans call music and prefer to listen to. This is sad......
#2930

Ashlee fans are fucking idiots said 02/08/05, 4:24 pm (verified)
You Ashlee fans are the most retarded idiots in the world... You claim we are jealous of Ashlee... JEALOUS.OF.ASHLEE.SIMPSON ????? that is the stupidest thing in the world... Why would we Ashlee haters be jealous of someone who's voice is worse than Britney Spears' or William Hung's? I rather be jealous of 14-year old Jojo who can sing waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay better than Ashlee "Milli Vanilli" Simpson. MY GOSH!!! Ashlee's voice is horrible!!!! my fingernails on a blackboard sound better when compared to Ashlee's "singing". Ashlee has NO talent whatsoever! She is famous because her big sis is a star. We are NOT jealous of someone who rides on her sister's coattails and whines about how she "survived" living in Jessica's shadow, as if Jessica's shadow was full of disasters of something.. her song LALA is probably worse than every single Britney Spears' song combined and put together. Ashlee Sucks... can't you see? she has more haters than fans.... Ashlee fans, you are GREATLY outnumbered.. face that fact...
#2929

Leave (get out) said 02/08/05, 4:09 pm (verified)
You do not match your sister. You tried to come back by singing live at the music awards but it sounded NOTHING like your voice on your record. I was very disappointed. I think you should just go about and go to college and try to live life like a normal person instead of envying over your sister's life as a famous woman. Oh and your show, you should STOP using profanity at your parents because it just makes you look like you are disrespectful towards them, have NO class, and is just an ingrate who doesn't appreciate everything that was given and just handed to you because your sister already paved the way.
#2928

What a pity said 02/08/05, 4:09 pm (verified)
First, I have worked with tons of musicians over the years and I just happened to stumble across this website when I was doing research on Ashlee and her background in music...which she has NONE of. Second, please just stop her singing. I am sure she has many other talents but acting, modeling, and singing, or any other entertainment industry is NOT right for her. Third, I feel sorry for her parents because she is an ungrateful child who has no respect for them what-so-ever. Her show proves to us that her attitude towards her parents is unappropriate! Who does she think she is tryiong to get off on yelling and using profanity at them. If I was her parents, I would teach her a lesson or two (first get rid of her record deal, maybe that will teach her to be more grateful). Lastly, Amanda Moody and all the other little girls out there who are into those teeny bops who try ot sing. YOU NEED TO GET YOUR EARS CHECKED BECAUSE I THINK YOU ARE GOING DEAF. YOU ARE JUST LIKE HER. She just sucks. Sorry to say
#2927

Greatest Hits said 02/08/05, 4:07 pm (verified)
She had to make up 3 different excuses for the SNL performance, then ruined the USC vs Oklahoma half time show...every episode of her show that has her singing shows off her terrible voice. It's time she goes away. Ashlee is probably worse than Hilary Duff and Britney
#2926

FINE! said 02/08/05, 4:06 pm (verified)
Ashlee's fans need to chill out. I am sure that there are bands/singers that they don't like that we do, but you don't see us telling them that they are morons and they are jealous. But than again most of them are too young or too dimwitted to ever think of that. Oh yes and Ashlee sucks like nothing has sucked before, other than Britney Spears and William Hung
#2925

Karen said 02/08/05, 4:04 pm (verified)
You are the greatest example of a person riding on anothers coat tails I have ever seen. Also thank you for making MTV so unbearable. To top it all off, your voice is even worse than Britney Spears' and William Hung's voices combined. Shame on you Ashlee. Face it, you can't sing... Screeching, screaming and whining on your cds are NOT counted as singing. So what if you have a famous older sister? You don't see siblings of famous people waliking in their big siblings footsteps. And what about that stupid show of yours? just a rival of Jessica's NEWLYWEDS? To prove that you are more alike than different?
#2924

Yo said 02/08/05, 4:01 pm (verified)
What is it with the celebrities today? They're always "keepin it real". It's just like those celebrities that preach about world hunger while they are wearing $10,000 clothes and stepping out of their six figure costing cars. Ashlee just plain sucks.
#2923

Darren said 02/08/05, 4:00 pm (verified)
Well, I'm in Los Angeles, and I care a GREAT DEAL about this petition. It's quite obvious that a lack of talent will in no way pose a threat in the singing career of an ass-ugly little hag who wants what her sister's having. Jessice may be freaky looking, and shake violently everytime she is handed a microphone, but at least she didn't need her sister to get where she is finally at. Sure, she had to get married to finally get some recognition, but she didn't use her sister.
#2922

Krista said 02/08/05, 4:00 pm (verified)
She is the most terrible singers I have ever seen. She also is almost annoying as those Jamster commercials! Also, how weak of MTV to fuel the fire by giving her a TV show... Shame on MTV... SHAME!!!!! its like MTV is forcing us to become ashlee fans or something...
#2921

Congratulations said 02/08/05, 3:59 pm (verified)
It's ironic that she's whining about "living in the shadow", yet she is basically following in her sister's footsteps. Oh yeah, Ashlee Simpson sucks!!!
#2920

My foot said 02/08/05, 3:58 pm (verified)
It is real simple. She is not a singer. She sings from her throat and not diamphram and results in blown vocal chords. Plus, she is very tone deaf. I wonder how much the band is paid to not speak of her inability to hold a tune. And someone needs to control Joe Simpson. His blatant manipulation of her show masking her lack of talent, and doing cutaways and other editing tricks to cover her daughter up is appalling. This needs to end.
#2919

she sux said 02/08/05, 3:11 am (verified)
I HATE YOU ASHLEE YOU NO TALENT SLUT!she needs to quit her shit, her show, her singing everything even living
#2918

Hilary said 02/08/05, 3:00 am (verified)
I support this petition.
#2917

Kristina said 02/08/05, 1:28 am (verified)
well yeah.
#2916

anonomous said 02/08/05, 12:13 am (verified)
fuck u shelby we hav lives and were damn proud of it ashlee is a fucking retard who needs to die so why dun't u get the fuck off this site and listen to ur fucked up little music mmm k? buh bye now
#2915

Jessica Simpson said 02/08/05, 12:05 am (verified)
hey ashley its ur sis...just to let u kno hun...i fucking hate u buh bye
#2914

ashlee hater said 02/08/05, 12:03 am (verified)
FUCK ASHLEE SIMPSON, SHE NEEDS TO FUCKING DIE!!!
#2913

bite me said 02/07/05, 10:17 pm (verified)
hey number 2967..... yeah i sound like im 14 cause i am 14 you dumbass!! And im not the immature 1... at least i have a life you dumb shit!! And yes I know im ignorant in fact I take that as a compliment... so thank you!! And you should be glad I dont know where you live cause when ppl say "bite me" i actually will bite them... ask any 1 that knows me!! o ya and btw I know Ashlee sux I told ya guys i didnt like her in my previouse post!!
#2912

sierra said 02/07/05, 7:09 pm (verified)
Obviously you guys have nothing better else to do with your free time, and most of yall are just plain jealous, so go get a life and quit talking shit!
#2911

to the ass.hole.... said 02/07/05, 5:38 pm (verified)
yea hi to the 'bite me' person.... you SOUND like you're 14....imature and ignorant. It's ok for people to protest this s*** and if you have a problem with it well then sir...YOU CAN BITE ME! btw....ASHLEE SUCKS!!!!!
#2910

ashlee sucks said 02/07/05, 5:38 am (verified)
ashlee simpson fucking can't sing at all! she sounds like a high pitch squeaking pig! fucking get her out of the public media.
#2909

hell yea said 02/06/05, 10:47 pm (verified)
NEVER SAY TO A COP 1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People? 4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! 5. Are You Andy or Barney? 6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. 7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? 8. I pay your salary! 9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too! 10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. 11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around.. That's how far ahead of me they are. 12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
#2908

shelby said 02/06/05, 10:43 pm (verified)
you guyz need 2 get a life omg nobody is going to read this shit so grow up you r all mad because she lookes and can sing better then u so GROW THE FUCK UP!!!!!
#2907

Kay-kay said 02/06/05, 10:43 pm (verified)
To all y'all dumb niggas out there, yo gurl ashlee cant sing, act, or antything she tries to do.They need to take her white ass of tv and put someone who is worth the 30 minutes. We all know that the only reason that she has a career is because of her sister( who sucks too). Ashlee couldnt even dance when her music stopped on SNL. That bitch needs to work at Taco Bell refilling the drinks cause she cant do nothing else except live off her sister's fame. SHE AINT SHIT!!!
#2906

Sure ain't ASHLEE said 02/06/05, 7:19 pm (verified)
Gosh, if it comes down to google searching "ashlee simpson sucks," thene there HAS to a problem here... OMG, if you have to be labeled "punk/rock" you are disgracing the name so many musicians have earnestly WORKED for wihtout a camera crew up they lip-synching ass! God, Ashlee, looked like Aaron Carter with her short blonde hair. Hell, at least both him AND his older sibling can sing, too bad Jessica is the only real musician in THAT family....
#2905

Maira said 02/06/05, 10:55 am (verified)
GOD mayn Ashlee Simpson sux! And she's not punk! She's not a good singer! She doesn't even look all tht pretty, she's trying to look like Jessica Simpson which she can't since her hair looks gay like sh!t anywhoo not only does she lip-synch!! she cant even do it the right way! *dumbass*
#2904

3.45 pm said 02/06/05, 8:34 am (verified)
You ARE promoting anger. You are saying nothing but negative things and are lashing out at others. You should really rethink posting here, its not right. This is a site for people to express their frustration with a music business who allows these pop teenagers with no talent to be all over our radios, tvs, and magazines. I do not know one person who likes Ashlee Simpson. This is a chance for us to voice our opinions about it. Ashlee fans, please stop promoting hate and anger. Its all your doing. Go make your own site if you love her so much. Stop hating! We have a right to our opinions. Please stop repeatedly posting on here, it is annoying. How old are you 5? Cuz you sure seem it. ps.. Im telling your mom you arent being nice
#2903

Kathy said 02/06/05, 8:31 am (verified)
The honest truth is that her father and MTV pulled every string possible to ensure her success up to this point even though she does not possess talent that would equal that level of success if she were to seek it on her own. I find her success to this point to be offensive to all truly talented people with no high-level connections!
#2902

My Stinky Socks said 02/06/05, 8:29 am (verified)
Ashlee Simpson ur a f.u.c.king who.re and i hope you rot in the dephs of he.ll. YEAH i admit i bought ur CD at FIRST, as of others did. hell, after that SNL shi.t, i dont even know why the helll i spent 30 bucks on ur shi.tty ass CD. ur ugly and have a big as.s nose. i just read the enquire today! im glad that those girls told u off and u went of crying. ur a nasty spoiled b.itch, and UR NOT PUNK/GOTH, and ur not milli vinilli..ur worse! im glad u got ur as.s booed at the orange bowl. u suck, ur singing suck, ur acting sucks, and i hope ur second season on MTV flops. i watched every show last season because u seemed GENUINE but i guess ur like all the other fake a.ss celebs. and ur style sucks. just make everyones life better and go crawl in a hole and never come back! and u cant bounce back from ur SNL snafu, like u said u could..because from what the rest of the world see's, u obvioisly cant. ur washed up b.itch
#2901