Signatures #300 through #400 for the ASHLEE SIMPSON SUCKS.....U GOTTA SIGN petition
George W. Bus said 11/03/04, 6:27 pm (verified)
I want to thank all of you who voted for me and I want to announce that I have replaced Dick Cheney with Ashlee Simpson. Ashlee is da' bom!!!!
#400

IS said 11/03/04, 4:58 pm (verified)
hi!ashlee is so fake like her sister gosh i hate jessica!yakkkkk i wanna say thanks to all people that vsigned my petition against emma eatson!you people rock!thank you so much Isidora
#399

Alizee Pawlicki said 11/03/04, 4:41 pm (verified)
duh.
#398

Ginnie said 11/03/04, 2:47 pm (verified)
A.S SUCKS!!! She is so crap, it's almost funny!!
#397

Dan Rather said 11/03/04, 9:03 am (verified)
CBS now projects that if George Bush wins re-election, then Ashlee Simpson will continue with her career. To all of you who voted Republican, Ashlee Simpson thanks you very much. This has been Dan Rather reporting.
#396

alex olbrecht said 11/03/04, 8:07 am (verified)
i always knew she was a sham, a fraud, a phony. she DOES NOT deserve to be signed to a record label. she should be flipping burgers. there are so many talented musicians who dont get to make it because of ass-clowns like ashlee simpson...at least her sister is hot.
#395

Dan from San Fran said 11/03/04, 5:45 am (verified)
OmG SheS A LYMP SINGER!!11 omgwtflololololol
#394

Nick said 11/03/04, 4:57 am (verified)
She can't sing and she's ugly as hell. American.... ? Get your ears checked..Stop buying her CD.
#393

yourassismine said 11/03/04, 2:25 am (verified)
god damnit ashlee simpson is no fucking punk. she is a lip synking moder fucking prep poser wannabee punk she sucks at music, and she just was jeleous of jessica simpson(who i also hate) because SHE got fame. its not jessica's fault that ashlee has no talent.
#392

Jessica Simpson said 11/02/04, 9:35 pm (verified)
Ummm, oh my gaw! Haha, this internet thing is really popular! You guys are funny, you all love her. What a funny joke website. Really cool! Chow, JS
#391

Dawn said 11/02/04, 8:25 pm (verified)
OMG, Ashlee Simpson seriously sucks! She sounds HORRIBLE. If you even call that singing, she can't sing for her life plus she is really UGLY. And dying her hair black is just A.I. Seriously, get a life Ashlee!
#390

sean said 11/02/04, 6:14 pm (verified)
ashlee sucks, she really really sucks she really really really reeally sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks
#389

Jinxa said 11/02/04, 6:00 pm (verified)
I like Ashlee Simpson but she's a worse actress then Ben Aflec and that says a lot. Plus acid reflux cant ruin ur singing unless ur throwing up a lot. Now everybody go watch South Park.
#388

Voice of Reason said 11/02/04, 9:22 am (verified)
You can knock Ashlee all you want, but know this...Ashlee has more talent in her little pinky then....sorry, I couldn't keep a straight face anymore...aaaagggghhhhh.. .SHE SUCKS!!! They cloned her nose to replace the one that fell off the Statue of Liberty....Arnold from Happy Days for President! Thank you
#387

WAng said 11/02/04, 9:02 am (verified)
I wish my sister was famous and pretty so i could be a total rip off and suck and lie to people and get payed for it too!!!!
#386

dharma said 11/02/04, 6:11 am (verified)
Were you all really fooled by her in the first place. God, I caught a few slots of her "reality show", and knew right then that something wasn't right. They showed her in the studio, and you could tell at that very moment that the young girl had NO talent. My how great Pro-Tools can be for wanna-be's. Just sucks that all of the REALLY talented bands are being overlooked because of people like this:IE, Lindsay Lohan, Hillary Duff,Paris Hilton, etc, etc... Maybe sometime soon all of this will change. A big F*ck You to Geffen for shoving this no talent wanna be down our throats for the past year!!!
#385

Casey said 11/02/04, 5:16 am (verified)
Ashlee Simpson= grande loser.
#384

Mitch said 11/02/04, 4:32 am (verified)
wow...everyone here has summed it up for me...money hungry ceo record bastards all they want is money...Ashlee is fake..and your an embarresment to all the singing community...i dont even DARE to call you punk at all..or rock...that would be a disgrace to not only me...but every single punk/rock/musican/singer that ever existed...stop trying to mooch off of your sister..hey at least jessica has big tits...:) oh yea...and SNL should kill you...oh yea...and jessican can actually sing...i think...well..i may never know that...but what i do know is that...YOU'RE THE ONLY ARTIST TO BE ON SNL TO ACTUALLY WALK OFF STAGE! AHAHAHAHAH
#383

Natasha said 11/02/04, 3:41 am (verified)
She sucks, never have and never will like her. How can she blame people and then change her story? I mean what a fucking dumbass. She's only famous because of her sister and thats how she got her contract. Personally her voice is like nails against a chalk board .. fucking annoying bitch
#382

Timothy said 11/02/04, 3:22 am (verified)
ASHLEE SIMPSON HAS A HORRIBLE VOICE. She is ugly and has a big nose. Only reason she is getting attention is because of her hot sister. Ashlee is such a phony and is just complaining that her sister is hot and she is not. She should blame it on her Dad and genetics... Ashlee stop your lousy noise and just face reality... YOU SUCK.
#381

A WITCH'S DISTANCE said 11/01/04, 9:06 pm (verified)
THE BAND A WITCH'S DISTANCE, SAYS FILL HER CAKES WITH CREAM. www.thedeadwillrock.com
#380

Andrew said 11/01/04, 4:54 pm (verified)
Ashlee Simpson sucks Donkey cock just like her fucking Sister. Fucking Pop cunts suck. I fucking hate fake rock and fake Punk. Fuck Ashlee Simpson, Fuck Gay Charlotte, Fuck Emo shit and Fuck Avril Lapuke. And all of you pussies listen to a Suffocation song so you can start acting like heterosexuals. Suffocation!!!!
#379

Terrell Owens said 11/01/04, 4:41 pm (verified)
This is T.O. I know about what talent it. I have it. I know when someone has it. You are nothing and worst of all exposed. Like an olympic athlete getting caught with steroids. End it now before it gets worse.
#378

Bill B. said 11/01/04, 3:05 pm (verified)
Ashlee Simpson epitomizes the talentless bunch of "beautiful people" artists the record companies are promoting these days. As a professional musician, I'm insulted by no-talents like Ashlee Simpson, Britney Spears, etc. The fact that Ashlee has to use backing tracks for live performances proves this. NO EXCUSE! "Real" singers don't use such trickery. Artists with talent (e.g. Aretha, Ray Charles, etc.) sing LIVE because they have the talent to do so. Nuff said.
#377

Joakim said 11/01/04, 1:34 pm (verified)
She's a talentless phony and hypocrite. She can't sing, play an instrument, or write songs. Somewhere along the line, someone seems to have convinced her that she doesn't suck and that person should be shot.
#376

E.L. said 11/01/04, 11:51 am (verified)
Yes!!!Yes!! Finally everyone hates Ashlee as much as I do! I cant wait untill their is 1000s and 1000s and possibily millions of hate websites on her and her disgusting pimp father!
#375

Dana said 11/01/04, 4:14 am (verified)
Ashlee simpson cannot sing. if it werent for jessica as her sister, she would never have made it.
#374

Robert said 11/01/04, 2:59 am (verified)
Then Ahshlee sang live at the RMA awards a week later and proved that she really does suck - Did anyone catch her horrible performance at the RMA's ?
#373

Rhonda Bainstein said 11/01/04, 2:48 am (verified)
Ashlee Simpson is an insult to anyone with talent. This girl should go back to working at Dairy Queen where she belongs and stop trying to immitate her even less talented sister.
#372

Ralph Machio said 11/01/04, 2:47 am (verified)
Ashlee Simpson sucks donkey b**ls.
#371

wannabe simpson said 11/01/04, 1:56 am (verified)
curl up in a corner and die just like the rats in my house please
#370

Tim said 11/01/04, 1:38 am (verified)
GET rid of her now. Shes an insult to all the real musicians out there... and worst of it all, shes not even hot like her sister!
#369

kjay said 11/01/04, 12:28 am (verified)
Ashlee has an ugly face. Her nose is humongous! She has a mullet and with dark hair she looks like a troll who lives under a bridge. And her voice reeks of crappiness. You see her lip synching on SNL? She couldn't sing live cuz her voice is horrible~
#368

AshleeGotPWND said 11/01/04, 12:22 am (verified)
*insert what everyone else said in this petition + YOU OBVIOUSLY SUCK*
#367

George W. Bush said 10/31/04, 11:00 pm (verified)
I whole-heartedly support Mis Ashlee Simpson for induction into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame. I'm George W. Bush and I approved this endorsement
#366

Ashlee reflux said 10/31/04, 10:40 pm (verified)
Koko is right! Ashlee does suck monkey shit! Maybe we can put Ashlee in a zoo with the other Madona-wannabee's. They can toss shit at each other all day long to the delight of zoo patrons
#365

Koko The Ape said 10/31/04, 10:34 pm (verified)
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#364

Matthew said 10/31/04, 10:24 pm (verified)
Ashlee S sucks so bad I had to stop my life and look for something like this. The music industry is going to hell with people like Ashlee Simpson. It's bullshit, she's cock sucking piece of shit, write and sing a song about that. She's dog shit, and I wouldn't let her bring me fries. Her sister has all the talent and her dad is cashing in on it. A.S. sucks my ass
#363

Larry said 10/31/04, 9:48 pm (verified)
Ashlee sucks alot
#362

Kika said 10/31/04, 6:48 pm (verified)
ashlee you suck! your music sucks and your show is just stupid, it shows how dumb you are
#361

Chad said 10/31/04, 6:46 pm (verified)
shes ridiculous! she act like she doesnt care what anyone thinks, but she walked off that stage totally embarrased, someone with real personality or talent would have made up for limsynhcing on the spot.
#360

steve said 10/31/04, 5:19 pm (verified)
What a dumb b---h, it will probably only help her career in the long run.
#359

Unimpressed said 10/31/04, 3:42 pm (verified)
I felt a bit sorry for her at first, but in the end, am glad that happened to her. Ever since the curse of Britney, I've stopped listening to English pop and discovered Spanish pop, which actually still serves-up some real talent. The funny thing is that on Spanish television, it's the standard to lip-synch and everyone knows it but don't care. I thought that was odd, but after looking into it seriously, it's not cause they have no talent, but because both the artists and the public are so sure that talent is present, it becomes sometimes unecessary to use a microphone, LOL! I thought all in the Spanish pop world were talentless bastards, but turns out that every time I do get to see that rare live performance by a Latin artist, I get blown away by the quality and even wonder why they lip-synch usually, considering they sound 100 times better singing live! I don't believe, not for a second, when idiotic Britney says how honest she is to the public....BULLSHIT! Her voice sounds so fake and like a chipmunk in order to attract perverted pedophiles to her image and music. She doesn't even talk as high-pitched as she sings. To date, I yet to see Britney sing LIVE on television. Also, she may be on the skanky side and have atrocious taste in fashion, but I think it's not fair to compare true talent like Christina Aguilera to the likes of Britney! This incident and reaction with Ashlee Simpson may be a bit harsh, but there needs to be a stop to the insulting gimmicks money-hungry record companies push onto the public at large. An ignorant one at that, as pouty lips, poses reeking of attitude and "I'm the new Madonna" - image continues to win-over simpletons, the world over.
#358

Kevin Amato said 10/31/04, 2:50 pm (verified)
Ashlee Simpson needs to crawl inside a portable toilet and be lit on fire.
#357

Fuckme Simpson said 10/31/04, 1:21 pm (verified)
This just about sums up the US rceord industry - in a nutshell - taking the piss.
#356

Bushsuckedmydick said 10/31/04, 11:44 am (verified)
Ashlee makes sense after you've smoked a couple of joints
#355

Seemorebutts said 10/31/04, 8:00 am (verified)
No talent whore who cant fucking sing! She literly makes SNL look completely bad! Boo get off the stage bitch! Someone throw a fraqmentation grenade! Please!
#354

Roy Clark said 10/31/04, 7:51 am (verified)
Dear Butt Fuck Nose Simpson: Thank you for you application to be a dancer at Hee-Haw. However, even we don't what the fuck the dancing jig thing was (and we invented the hoe-down!). Please quit bothering us and crawl inside a sewer and stink away. Sincerely, Thee Hee Haw Gang
#353

bareme said 10/31/04, 7:43 am (verified)
A lot of singers suck, but you'll swear that Ashlee Simpson was specifically designed to piss you off.
#352

caldwell said 10/31/04, 7:38 am (verified)
If you hold your breath long enough it starts to make sense.
#351

Canyonfodder said 10/31/04, 7:32 am (verified)
Notice Mr Simpson..er I mean Herr Hitler has dissabled the ability to post opinions on her official site.
#350

Jeff12 said 10/31/04, 7:28 am (verified)
It honestly could not be worse if the album grew robot arms and started stabbing you.
#349

quagmire said 10/31/04, 7:26 am (verified)
If you play this CD for 30 seconds, you can just turn it off. You just got the full experience of the deep Ashlee Simpson mystique!
#348

Carole said 10/31/04, 5:57 am (verified)
Shes such a major loser. any random person of the street would make a better pop star than her.
#347

Stupid bitch said 10/31/04, 5:27 am (verified)
Omg! it was my bands fault! I mean, I didn't know what to do, so I decided to do a lil ho- down. hehe!
#346

Vlad M said 10/31/04, 3:22 am (verified)
Ashlee Simpson is a big fucking joke. Ahh, it irritates me to see people being paid so much for FAKE!! Fuck this. Im an honest engineer and I don't get paid nearly as much BUT I PUT IN ABOUT 45 HRS A WEEK + OVERTIME. She won't even live up to her miserable responsability to use that shitty voice of hers Fucking pathetic!
#345

imakecoldmencry said 10/31/04, 3:21 am (verified)
well, thats really a bad experience for ashlee.. its just a rude awakening that u dont have a talent girl. when i saw u whinning at ur mtv show coz u dont know how to sweep... i was like GOD BLESS YOU BITCH
#344

Princess said 10/31/04, 1:56 am (verified)
Someone figure out how to get this petition to her ...or MTV. Let's get her off the air into a job working at TacoBell where she belongs ...
#343

C-Lo* said 10/31/04, 1:35 am (verified)
i don't like her bcuz vicki says she has testicles on her chin and that scares me alot :(
#342

EVIL ESE said 10/30/04, 10:52 pm (verified)
Ashlee has gone through great lenghts to prove to herself that she's as good in singing as Milli Vanilli on crack.
#341

Emperor Buttfuck said 10/30/04, 10:50 pm (verified)
I would put a bag over her head, and then do ass to mouth on her.
#340

gas attack said 10/30/04, 7:44 pm (verified)
Ashlee is the best Simpsons character yet! She's right behind Apu and Principle Skinner.
#339

Courtney said 10/30/04, 7:26 pm (verified)
I quite dislike her. I say we rip out her intestines and strangle her with them.
#338

ur buddy fomr school said 10/30/04, 7:25 pm (verified)
I WOULD FUCK THE SHIT OUTTA HER and i would stick it un ur motuh so that u shut up pussy
#337

Jolene said 10/30/04, 6:26 pm (verified)
I haaate her, ever since her first single..
#336

Amanda said 10/30/04, 5:21 pm (verified)
Ashlee Simpson sucks and I agree with that girl who signed saying she needed a nose job.
#335

Shantel said 10/30/04, 4:40 pm (verified)
Face it, you can't sing.
#334

John Kerry said 10/30/04, 4:04 pm (verified)
THE SIMPSONS SUCK !
#333

Caroline said 10/30/04, 4:02 pm (verified)
You suck ashlee stop lip-syncing then talk, plz. Bye, sucker.
#332

Gender said 10/30/04, 12:34 pm (verified)
Purely because she just gets on my tits.
#331

Chris Smith said 10/30/04, 12:24 pm (verified)
She is a hypocrite. She said that she "personally considers lip-synching offensive" and then does it. Then, she blames her band. I hope they drop her like a bad habit
#330

fuck said 10/30/04, 11:57 am (verified)
ahhahahahahahhahahahhahah aa
#329

What? said 10/30/04, 10:42 am (verified)
#329 claims that we don't know ashlee yet we diss her. Then she calls us the posers. Well, you don't know us and yet you call us posers just because we're hurt that she fooled us by lip-syncing. STUPID! We know her from her little show on Mtv that's how we know her. Get your facts straight, little girl.
#328

Emily said 10/30/04, 10:33 am (verified)
Anyone who dances like an elf on TV shouldn't be in the public eye. "She looks like Owen Wilson with Jesus hair." Yeah, I love you Vicki.
#327

Vicki said 10/30/04, 10:21 am (verified)
I hate her with a passion. 1. She has man boobs. 2. She looks like Owen Wilson with Jesus hair (no offence to Owen Wilson or Jesus). 3. She has testicles on her chin. 4. Jessica Simpson is way better. She can sing and she has sung live and hits those high notes. She doesn't need to fucking lip sync. 5. She is the epitome of idiocy. and 6. She just fucking sucks at life.
#326

George W. Bush said 10/30/04, 8:08 am (verified)
Ashlee Simpson expresses the hopes and dreams of all American's, young and old. She supports me 100% and is for a continued US presence in Iraq. I'm George W. Bush, and I approved this petition.
#325

Ashlee Simpson said 10/30/04, 8:06 am (verified)
Don't diss me, 'cause, like' dissing is not cool. Like, whne you diss, you're not only dissing me, but, like, your dissing everyone. Really.
#324

I love Ashlee! said 10/30/04, 5:51 am (verified)
Half of you people who are making fun of ashlee probably never even heard any of her stuff... you guys dont know here.. i mean..shes being WHO she is and not what people want her to be.. and thats something that is awesome.. everyone now always follows the crowd and she doesnt.. her music rocks and it makes sense.. her style is amazing.. you people dissing her are the ones that are the posers... ashlee is by far my favorite artist and you can talk down upon her all you want but you wont change any of her fans opinions of her!
#323

lisa said 10/30/04, 5:25 am (verified)
what a little spoiled bitch to blame her shit on someone else. you're a loser ashlee go get a nose job and take responsiblility for the fact that you suck.
#322

fudge said 10/30/04, 3:47 am (verified)
She does suck. And like any other POP singer (besides Michael Jackson :D), she lip-synchs. Go suck an ass, Ashlee. Fag.
#321

trashman Lou said 10/30/04, 3:45 am (verified)
Holy crap! Now they got the whole damn family on 20/20 tonite! Hopefully no one will watch. 20/20's rating will be so low that no network will go near this stinking family again
#320

Web Master said 10/30/04, 3:43 am (verified)
I have fixed Miss Simpson web site so that no one can voice their opinion. Soon I will change the internet to the "Ashleenet" so that Ashlee can reign supreme. Today the Ashleenet...tomorrow the world! Bow to Ashlee Simpson. I command you, for I am the Web Master!
#319

Greedy said 10/30/04, 2:50 am (verified)
Ok, what if she DOES have trouble with her voice from time to time? It's only going to get even worse with time after time singing live over and over again. I say get out of the singing business. Oh but wait, Madonna sure made a success from lip-syncing her entire carreer and Britney is following her footsteps! Good luck Ash with your fake carreer :(
#318

Money eating band said 10/30/04, 2:42 am (verified)
Have you seen her newly designed website? Her drummer tells her fans to grow up. Well, WE'RE not the ones that fucked up a live performance moron. Go play drums for a REAL singer. Shoot!
#317

peter ricci said 10/30/04, 2:27 am (verified)
ashlee is a horrible singer and an ugly fake bitch
#316

Shred Fan said 10/30/04, 1:07 am (verified)
Ashlee blows dogs! .. She wouldnt be where she is if it werent for her father -and personally, I think that guy has a lot of explaining to do to St.Peter at the gates - for forcing Ashlee's music on the world!! To Ashlee Simpson's band - Jezz man, have you guys no semblance of any pride whatsoever ??? even after being blamed for the whole fiasco ??
#315

Katie said 10/30/04, 12:31 am (verified)
I totally agree.
#314

Magic J said 10/29/04, 11:15 pm (verified)
this whole thing just amkes me want to laugh. She is so pathetic. Blaming it on her allergies or whatever. I just had to laugh when I heard about it.
#313

Ellen said 10/29/04, 11:14 pm (verified)
god she is so pathetic...what is the world coming to that she makes more money than cancer researchers?
#312

kels said 10/29/04, 10:50 pm (verified)
she was exposed on SNL. wha ha ha now the world knows
#311

jeff said 10/29/04, 10:19 pm (verified)
shes soo terrible
#310

Gil said 10/29/04, 10:05 pm (verified)
what a poser,no talent,cant sing,or dance and looks weird too,& lip synchs god how awful.NO talent whatsoever,why is she on the radio.someone get her off!!
#309

steve flynn said 10/29/04, 8:41 pm (verified)
her song sucks man
#308

Dana said 10/29/04, 8:33 pm (verified)
Ashlee can not carry a tune. She would not have gotten a contract if it was not for her sister. She is just riding on her coat tail. Ashlee since you can't act, and you can.t sing and you can.t dance why don't you try to get a job being a talented person's assistant.
#307

Jessica Simpson said 10/29/04, 8:23 pm (verified)
ASHLEY SIMONS DOES SUX. JUST BECAUSE SHE'S THE DAUGHTER OF THAT GUY FROM AC/DC DOESN'T MAKE HER ANY GOODER OF A SINGER. HER NOZE IS BIG 2.
#306

Diane S said 10/29/04, 8:08 pm (verified)
I think Ashlee is the most untalented thing ever.
#305

James said 10/29/04, 4:51 pm (verified)
SHE LIP-SYNCHS. SHE IS CHEATING ALL HER 12 YEAR OLD FANS OUT OF THEIR PARENTS' HARD EARNED MONEY WITH HER BULLSHIT TAPED VOCALS AT LIVE PERFORMANCES. SHE SUCKS AT SINGING, AND CAN'T WRITE, AND THE ONLY REASON SHE IS FAMOUS IS BECAUSE OF HER SLUT OLDER SISTER WHO HAS DEMENTIA.
#304

ihateposers said 10/29/04, 3:38 pm (verified)
ashlee simpson is the biggest poser alive. yech. to quote simon cowell, "she has the most horrible voice on earth!" go back to school ashlee!
#303

Depressed said 10/29/04, 11:18 am (verified)
It saddens me deeply that we live in a day and age where people like her are actually glorified using mass media. Our children are taught to make gods of people like her by corporate greed empires such as MTV. Personally, I'm sick and tired of it.
#302

God's will said 10/29/04, 9:11 am (verified)
There is a God. Haleluyah. Amen. Amen. God will punish those who steal from young fools. Damn all you corporate demons. Damn you Damn you. Amen. Alleyellleluuuuyahh!
#301