I can't believe that people like her can be famous. I can probably count the number of people with less vocal talent and personality on her that exist in the entire world on one hand. The only reason she should be famous is world's crappiest poser.
Ashlee Simpson is cancer on society, worse than all other pop music, recreational drugs and Christianity combined. Remove her from my ears immediately! I'd much rather hear something more pleasant, like a donkey in heat bellowing into the night.
Ok i re-wrote my song Pieces of me for all you guys i called it Poor Things:
On a monday, i am talentless, on a tuesday, i am still crap and by wednesday i still suck, then the phone rings, its my daddy, he throws insults, calls me fatty and tells me i need fans. ohhh i just wish i was liked, i can hardly sing a note, im just so bad. ohhhh i feels like i can finally get my head out of the clouds, i wanna make daddy proud, ohhhhh its as if i think im really really good at what i do, im sharing it with you, you poor things, poor things, listening to me, poor things, poor things, listening to me.
Sing to the tune of "Lala"
"U make me wanna vomit in the kitchen on the floor! I'll be your french maid to clean up my mess on the floor! I am like a lip syncer, "with acid reflux", and more. You make me wanna, You make me wanna plug my own ears cuz my "singing" is so bad!
It's good to see this petition taking off. Ashless Simpsons sucks majorly. She can't sing, she can't dance, she suras hell not as good looking as her sister, Jessica, is. I almost feel sorry for her that it took 72,000 booes to get her to notice that hardly anyone likes here anymore. If that's what it takes to get her to stop, then I'm all for it. I would tell her to go to Hell, but I don't think the Devil wants to her that crap know as Ashlee Simpson. Best of luck to this petition. :)
Ashlee sucks. I can not believe you signed her!! I hate it when siblings use their older or younger siblings just to get famous... Ashlee used Jessica, Hailey used Hillary (Duff), etc! It is SO ANNOYING!! DONT SIGN PEOPLE WHO CANT SING JUST BECAUSE THEY HAVE A LINK WITH THE MEDIA!!! It hurts my ears!! :( And Ashlee can't sing! She said she wants to be different from Jessica but she does the same things Jessica does! Her album? Her MTV show?
Ashlee Simpson is absolutely horrible. and her "punk rockness" makes me want to puke. ROCK ON ASHLEE!!! you are too punk-rock for me. Even Avril is afraid of you, as you are sooooooo punk
Stop her, she stinks! She gets booed in public for a reason, its because of her Paris hilton is getting an album too. The world is coming to an end, and rotten music is one of those signs
Ashlee Simpson has no talent, she is a burden on our talent industry. Just because you are related to someone of talent does not make you talented. She tarnishes the integrity of the music industry and the fan base. We want people of talent who are willing and able to work, there are plenty of gifted artists who deserve a chance. P.S. Hillary Duff sucks too
You people that write good stuff about her on this petition are retarded! You are only adding to the millions of signatures against her! This makes her look bad! go be creative and do something original like start a keep ashlee singing page! you dumb people! If you like No-talent singers that are only famous because of their siblings go for it. as for me I think her toucan beak of a nose is NASTY! and it goes along nicely with her terrible singing voice & her wanna be popularity. She is so annoying and tries WAY too hard to be different! ohhh shes a barbie doll with black hair- big difference dumb-ass your still a ditzy little bitch! stop her people i encourage u- KEEP ON SIGNING!
12 or 13 year old needs to get over it and get on with her little pimple and boyz dillemas! we don't care little girl- ashlee sucks and so do u! Ashlee doesn't know you nor does she care about you at all! you'll never meet her but you'll waste countless hours crying over this petition. maybe if she stopped sounding like a boy when she sings! hey teeny bopper have u ever seen Ash in concert? thats the funny part the lip syncher can't even sing live music! acid reflux was such a bad lie! and the talentless wannabe first blamed the band, ohh yeah she really cares about anything except her own rep! plus why would she get booed at the half-time show... more acid reflux? hahahahah! lets see what other excuses ashlee can make for her non existant singing ability! haha teens are so funny!
What a modern tragedy! Must we lower ourselves by insulting some poor (as in pathetic) singer? Poor Ashlee, she deserves our sympathy because one day, and one day soon, she will be on that show "One hit wonders". Has she had a hit? I don't know because I listen to REAL music......you know, groups and singers that actually win awards, write their own music, etc. Wake me up when Britney, I mean, Ashlee sells a platinum record. By the way, Avril Lavinge writes her own music......that is one sign of a TRUE artist. P.S. Ashlee, you need to sue whoever told you that you have talent.......you don't!
She is an embarrassment to reality TV (if that's even possible). Please continue to run her through the ringer and keep those insults coming! You would think that after the Rose Bowl (or whatever bowl it was) this flakey biotch would disappear like cockroaches do when the lights come on. Stop the madness..........let's make a concerted efffort to flip this little trollop off whenever we see her in public. Please do not support Ashlee!!! There are so many deserving kids with talent at Julliard or other institutions of higher learning. Ashlee is taking away their opportunity to have much deserved stardom because they really have TALENT! Please go play on the 101 Ashlee! Perhaps a large truck will rid us of you! And bring Britney with you if you have any plans to commit suicide!
Ashlee just has a normal person's voice, strictly NOT made for singing. The only reason why she was signed is beacuse her sister is famous. I think that if she, with her "skills", can have a record label sign her, anyone could.
Acid Reflux can be treated effectively with Prilosec, the #1 selling OTC medication in the USA....she is a phoney and I for one am tired of her being pushed in our faces...Jessica is a singer, Ashlee is a joke. If you wont silence her at least stop her show on MTV and the countless appearances you all book. Milli Vanilli was enough, if she can sing let her earn it, but that wont happen.
i've been to a lot of these petitions and ahlee simpson has the most.*i'm so happy*. i've said it before i'll say it again, she is a dirty whore without a purpose. she can't sing and i love when MADTV makes fun of her. it's so true. she has no talent and she should do something meaningful with her life and stop making music and get off tv. work at macdonalds! then you'll love to see us smile and be capable of it.
i hate ashlee she sucks she thinks she can sing but she cant then she blaims it on acid reflex what a loser wanna b (i hav 2 say jessica can sing this is nothing againts jessica)
It's really irrelevant to me whether she quits "singing" or not. I would just like someone to tell her that as long as she is doing what she is doing, she is making a living joke of herself. She looked better on 7th Heaven anyway.
Nice job at the Orange Bowl...NOT!!! Just give up singing, it's not for you. McDonals seems more up your ally. Or I guess you could just get money from you big sister your whole life. At least someone in the family was blessed with some talent.
Ashlee called and said, " I need to fly to Pepsi-cola on one of those computer planes." I asked if she meant to fly to Pensacola on a commuter plane. She said, "Yea, whatever."
Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who put them in a large pot of water, build a huge fire under it, and leave them there.
A few minutes later, one of the missionaries starts to laugh uncontrollably. The other missionary can't believe it! He says, "What's wrong with you? We're being boiled alive! They're gonna eat us! What could possibly be funny at a time like this?"
The other missionary says, "I just peed in the soup."
A little fella walks into a bar. Unfortunately, there is a pile of dog shit just inside the door, and he slips in it and falls over. He gets up, cleans himself up and walks to the bar and buys a drink.
A great big man then enters the bar. He slips in the same pile of shit, falls, gets up, cleans up and buys a drink.
The little guy turns to the big guy and, trying to strike up a conversation, points to the pile by the door and says, "I just did that."
The big guy punches him in the mouth.
Oh my goodness I just shock hands with Berthena Watson. This reminds of me of the time when my cousin Jo Jo spanked his dog for eating all the corn flakes in the garden.
I honestly think she's never listened to Led Zeplin or anything like that. I seriously think that without her sister she'd be NOTHING!!!!!! She trys way to hard to be so much different from her sister...bet she really isn't all that different. Acid reflex my ass. I really think she was stupid for blaming her band (along with like 10 other excuses) because no matter what, her band would be more talented then she'll EVER be in her lifetime.
She is horrible and her voice is terrible. Please stop her now!! she is a true example of it is all who you know in the music industry, that and her last name is simpson.
ashlee simpson is a travesty to the music industry. She is the worst singer since cher (and cher sucks). someone please take her off the air and cancel her tv show. PLEASE??
she tries too hard to be the opposite of her sister but in the end it doesn't matter because she's doomed to be even worse and not ot mention uglyier than her dumbass sister
i hate her SOOOOOOOO much I don't even like to call her crap music and i don't call that bitch an artist! my god she wouldn't no good music if it came out her ass! I hate the fact that she wears the dorrs shirts and crap like she is sooo cool and a true musican! I sign this without ANY hesitaion!
i hate her and she will be a has been in about a year or so.but she got a nice rack like her sister and i cant wait for her to pose nude in playboy.i will have to buy two copys.one to ruin..and one to REALLY RUIN.BBBWWWAAADDDAAAHHH!! !TITS ..ASS...GGGGGGGRRRRRRROOO SS
Talentless losers like her make me sick. The only reason why she got where she is today is because of her sister and her dad. I am a singer, and people like me who actually have talent have a harder time because of dumbasses like her.
your so right if i had the chance to go back in time. i'd tell her parents to not have sex that night or use a rubber because the fate of the world would rely on it.
she so fucking wanna be no punk rock only pop/ but u can't kill her it's dosen't rhit!!
who the hell fucking carr abut her any way...just don't pay attinson to this shit.
SHE IS A SHIT HEAD WHO DESERVES TO DIE! HURRY UP AND DIE SHIT FACE CUNT BECAUSE WE ARE ALL WAITING TO SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE! CUNTBITCHWHOREFAGGOTTWATM OTHEROFFUCKERSBITCHFUCKER SHITHEADSHITFACEBIATCH. all my anger for her is...STILL HERE!!!$%%^&^&%^^%& AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DIE ALREADY!!!!
wtf you idiots who are sighning this thing and saying that you love ashlee simpson, it only proves you are her fans, hence, being dumb enough to sigh it, however, we appreciate your stupidity. i hate ashlee, she is a disgrace to rock, punk, and just music in general
