Hey 692 yeah I'm Mexican, come own me as a slave, bring me to your trailor of a house and your hillbilly family will find you dead in the morning and with your hairy balls in your mouth.
Ashlee is so ugly that when she looks out the window, she gets arrested for mooning and her fans are so stupid, they make Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners!
DID U EVER STOP AND THINK THAT YOU ARE GIVING YOUR MONEY TO SOMEONE WHO LIES TO YOU? SOMEONE WHO THINKS YOU ARE A FUCKING RETARD? OPEN YOUR EYES! WHY ELSE DO YOU THINK THAT NOBODY OVER THE AGE OF 15 TAKES HER SERIOUSLY? DO YOU THINK THATS ITS JUST A COINCIDENCE? REALLY...GET A FUCKING CLUE!
DID U EVER STOP TO THINK U R JUST THE UGLIEST MOLE IN THE WORLD? MAYB IT SOUNDS SILLY COZ' I DUNNO WHO THE FUCK YOU ARE, BUT U R THE UGLIEST MOLE BECAUSE YOU CRITICISE PEOPLE LIKE THAT U FUKING PRICK. FUCK YOU Z.DUDE U SUCK!!! GO EAT SHIT
"SHE SANG LIVE ON AOL FOR HER PRIVATE CONCERT"...Can anyone see the contradiction here? JEEZ..She Sang live on a webcast...UHUH. WHATEVER.Her fans are either 8 year olds or just retarded. They should bring back Alvin & the CHIPMUNKS... Now they were real.
Ashlee should be shot in the forehead! She disgraces the best band of all time by wearing there t-shirts, if she were a real fan she would be playing real music. If your gonna listen to an actual girl singer go out and buy some Joplin or some from the Airplane
Ashlee Simpson sucks so bad it's not even funny. She needs to give it up, she can't sing and she won't ever be able to. If what they say about her "voice disease" is true, then she doesn't even need to be singing.
Ahlee supporters are soo stupid that they do not realize that Ashlee and family are milking them for money. They made up a fake singer with a fake attitude in order to get the attention of 12 year old girls. Ashlee has had everything handed to her on a silver platter and you do not even realize it. She is a cartoon character...thats all.
When all you have to be is the sister of a star and then you yourself become a star too, it is a signal that the rest of us are idiots. the same idiots who vote for bush, the same idiots who buy People magazine, the same idiots who are EVERYWHERE in America these days.
ASHLEE ROX SHE IS COOL DEAL WIF YOUR PROBLEMS UR JUST SUCH A DROOL GO FUCK YOURSELF, COZ YOU'VE GOT NO-ONE ELSE ASHLEE ROX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!
Dear President Bush,
Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I
have learned a great deal from you and understand why you would
propose a constitutional amendment ban same sex marriage. As you
said "in the eyes of God marriage is based between a man a woman." I
try to share your knowledge
with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the
homosexual relationships, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22
clearly states it to be an abomination. End of debate.
I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some other
elements of God's Laws and how to follow them.
1. Leviticus 25:44 states that I may possess slaves, both male and
female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A
friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not
Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?
2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in
Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair
price for her?
3. I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in
her period of menstrual uncleanness - Lev.15: 19-24. The problem is
how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.
4. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, it creates a
pleasing odor for the Lord - Lev.1:9. The problem is with my
neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I
smite them?
5. I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus
35:2. clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally
obligated to kill him myself, or should I call up the police and ask
them to do it?
6. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an
abomination - Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than
homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this? Are
there 'degrees' of abomination?
7. Lev.21:20 states that I may not approach the
if you really hate her so much, why then go trough all the fuss of petitioning against her!?!? if you can't be bothered with someone, then just don't bother at all
Ashlee Simpson SUCKS!!! She is 100% talentless. she's only riding on her sister's talentless fame. By the way, 669 you are the most juvenile of all of these stupid ass kids who like this bitch. if you think ashlee is "grown up" music compared to the fuckin telletubbies, you are so musically and intellectually retarded. and 668, i am so disappointed in you. tisk, tisk, tisk. im signing the damn petition and i'm buying the damn t-shirt (by the way u're contradicting urself). and to all of you losers, what kinda real musician doesnt sing or write their own songs? ashlee is a wanna be milli vanilli.... and she cant even live up to that shit. Ashlee Simpson needs to go on ahead and start singing the Used sang cuz she's a fake, she's a fake, she's a fake, she's a fake!
ashley simpson has NO talent. her music may be catchy but thats ALL it is. To all the people who like her music... YOU ARE SUCKERS!!!... and to all the people who like her and signed the petition... UR DUMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ASHLEE IS COOL...GO 686!! SHES AWESOME AND HAS TALENT UNLIKE U ....WAIT THE ONLY TALENT U HAVE IS EATING UR CRAP SO GO SHIT SOMEWHERE ELSE U FUKING BASTARDS!!!
I'LL TELL U SUMFIN 684!! U R JUST A GAY FUCK!! ALL U WANT 2 DO IS FUCKIN CRITICISE PEOPLE!! OMG Y DONT U FUCK OFF U FAT MOLE!! LITTLE SLUT..OH AND BY DA WAY I AGREE WIF YA 681, I LIVE IN AUSTRALIA AND SHE ACTUALLY HAS THOUSANDS OF FANS HERE..HER CD'S GOT SOLD OUT!! SO GO EAT SHIT..you LOSER!!!!!!!!
For all you Ashlee fans I just gotta say the truth hurts. It is finally a fact that she doesn't even sing her songs (thank you SNL), which not to mention have no real music in them. Oh, by the way her lyrics are not miraculous poetry that you idiots view it as. So why do we petition her? Because it's funny when famous, rich people get humiliated. If they want the celebrity status they must face the embarassments that they unknowingly put upon themselves.
you ashlee haters are seriously retarded. Ashlee rocks!!! and by the way, not ALL ashlee fans and haters are from america... ashlee has foreign fans ya know?
How can she live with herself knowing that the only reason for her fame is her sister, yet thats the only thing she complains about? She should be thanking Jessice, though she is no artist herself, for her fame, rather than being a bitchy little girl.
did u read her lyrics of her song? she is soooo self absorbed!!!OH POOR ME, MY SISTER GOT ME INTO POPULARITY BUT I WANNA COMPLAIN ABOUT IT ANYWAYS!!! I'VE BEEN IN HER SHADOW!!!! BOO HOOO!!! POOR MEEEE!!!! she totally sucks, shes a stuck up bitch, she thinks of nothing but herself
ASHLEE ROX!U GUYS THAT H8 HER R JUST LOSERS!!I AGREE WITH 669, U GUYS JUST COME TO A FUKIN GAY PETITION 2 WASTE YA TIME!! AND I NOE ABOUT YOUR GAY 'FREE SPEECH' THANG 671 AND WE R HAVING OUR FREE SPEECH....BITCH! dont call her a bitch...YOU ARE!! how r u gonna get famous hey? for being the gayest fukin slut in the world..yes!!!!!
come one, ppl, face it, ashlee simpson does NOT sing good at all! its all bcuz of her sister that made her famous! u ppl stop being so stupid and act like a big fan of her! she does NOT rock! if she does rock, then y do ppl make websites like this? check it out!
Click here: The Ashlee Simpson Lip-Syncing Hoe-Down!
ASHLEE SAMETHIN IS SO FUCKIN RETARDED! SHE SUX! SHE THINKS SHE SINGS GOOD LIKE HER SISTER,BUT SHE DOESN'T! SHE THINKS SHE ROX, BUT SHE DOESN'T! I HATE HER SONGS! HER VOICE IS SO FUCKING TERRIBLE! IT MAKES ME WANNA GO TO THE FUCKING HELL! SHES POPULAR ALL BCOZ OF HER SISTER! SHE DOES NOT ROCK AT ALL!
well guess what THIS IS AMERICA SWEETHEART, WHATS THE FIRST AMMENDMANT AGAIN?? HUH? I CANT HEAR YOU!!! FREE SPEECH BITCH!! SO YAH IN UR FACE!! MAKE US SHUT UP!!
Oh shut up all you Ashlee haters. It's so annoying that you come to a site JUST to bash Ashlee. If you hate her so much, quit worrying about whether her album sucks or not. Go find something better to do with your time than letting your jealousy consume you, and TRY to degrade this beautiful and talented performer. *yawn* go listen to your Teletubbies tapes or whatever else it is that you dedicate your lives to. I'm quite sure Ms. Simpson would laugh in your face if she read this. Cause I'm laughing at you. her album rocks. It truly shows that Ashlee is growing up, and good for her.
ALLISHIA, FANS R FAUX AND KISS MY BUTT R FUCKING PRICKS WHO CAN SHOVE THEIR CRAP UP THEIR ASSES THE MOTHER FUCKERS Y DONT U GO DIE NOT ME Y DONT U U FUCKING LOSER! LOSER! LOSER! LOSER! LOSER! FUCKING FUCKER
Everyone that likes ashlee are idiots that have absolutely no clue what real music is. But it's ok, go ahead and like her 'cuz stupid music IS for stupid people like all ya'all! Ashlee fans kiss stinky butt...
I AGREE WIF 659 , THE MORE PEOPLE WHO F ING SIGN THIS PETITION WHO THEY SAY THE LUV ASHLEE MEANS MORE PEOPLE LOVE HER THAN H8 HER. JUST COZ U DONT GET ENOUGH SIGNATURES TO AGREE WITH THE GAYBO WHO CREATED THIS!!! GET IT THROUGH YA HEAD..ASHLEE ROX, AHLEE ROX, ASHLEE ROX, ASHLEE ROX, ASHLEE ROX!!!!!!!!!!
ASHLEE SUCKS! By the way ashlee supports...by signing ionto this petition, you are actually petitioning against that idiot who thinks she is a rock star. Thanks for your signature!
HEY I AGREE WITH EVERYONE FROM NUMBER 648-655 U GUYS ROK COZ SO DOES ASHLEE AND THE PPL WHO MADE THIS GAY SHIT Y DONT THEY GO AND SHOVE IT UP THEIR ASSES AND ROTATE YA FU*****!!!!!! GO GET LOST ASHLEE IS BETTA THAN YOU WILL EVA B!!
YES!!! ASHLEE ROCKS YOU MOTHAFUCKAS!!!!
ASHLEE SINGS PUNK, AT LEAST SHE DID NOT CLAIM "I AM PUNK"!! LIKE A PORKY PIG!!!
ASHLEE ROCKS!!!
I LOVE HER!!!!
YOU ANTI-ASHLEES ARE JUST DUMBFUCKS.
ASHLEE IS NOT A LIP-SYNCER.
ON SNL, SHE WAS LOOSING HER VOICE.
YOU PEOPLE ARE JUST JEALOUS OF HER!!! FUCK U WHO CREATED THIS RETARDED PETITION!!!
WELL I HAVE CHANGED MY MIND. SEEN AS THOUGH SHE CAN SING AND SHE'S GOT A COOL PERSONALITY SHE ROX. SO FUCK MY POST NUMBER 644 BECAUSE SHE ROX LYK HELL!! GOOD ON YA ASH XXXXXX
632 GO FUCK YOURSELF!! TELL SOMEONE ELSE ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS!! YOUR PROBABLY NOT EVN TELLING THE TRUTH BUT IF U WERE Y DONT U KEEP THINGS PRIVATE, AND FOLLOW THE QUESTION OF THE PETITIION. GO AND TELL FUCKING SOMEONE ELSE.
WELL I AGREE WITH NUMBER 639!! ASHLEE SIMPSON DOES NOT SUK, U DO!! DON'T TREAT SINGERS LIKE THIS BECAUSE I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU GET UP INFRONT OF EVERYONE AND SING A SONG!! YOU WILL NEVA BE THE TYPE OF PERSON SHE IS. CASE CLOSED, SO FUCK U!! GOOD ON YOU 639!!
Nick Lagay is a bisexual tiny prick who married for money and fame. Little dick nick walks around like he owns the joint. He on his way OUT!!! thank you.
Someone told me that I looked like Ashlee Simpson and I took it as a complement untill I really listened to her sing, especilly live. She fucking sucks. Jessica is fucking stupid too, and Nick is gay. Fuck them all.
ashlee has no talent. shes also not very good looking. i do admit that she looked much better when she was blonde. then she dyed her hair black, got green contacts, looks extremely fake, and accents her worst points with her new look. this is adding on to the fact that she has little voice talent.
Ashlle Simpson was created by
MTV. Nobody actually likes her but a couple of pretten girls. It was probably in Jessica's Newlywed's contract that MTV had to make her little sis a star. So, they gave Ashlee a show and some hit songs. She doesn't sing at her shws and she doesn't even dance like Britney Spears or anything that would not allow her to sing. She just has an awful singing voice and she can't act worth crap she is more manufactured by MTV than Hilary, Britney or Christina, Nsync or BAckstreetboys ever were or ever will be. Take her music away!
I do not endorse and of you children buying Ashlee Simpson's album. It is a fraud and I feel the people deserve the truth.
I am Dick Cheney and I approove is message.
Paid for by the RNC.
Hi,
My name is Sr. Stephenson. I am from Salt Lake City, Utah. I am telling you this becuase I was bossed around by her father. I am a proctologist, which deals with people's anus'. Recently, Ms. Simpson came into my office with a bad case of anal herpes. I had to prescribe one of the strongest prescriptions of anal cream that I have ever seen. Her anal herpes were so bad, it looked like she had marbels in the butt of her pants.
Dr. Davis Stephenson
Salt Lake Proctology Center
Salt Lake City, Utah
I don't think u guys she say she's fat...would you prefer she have an eating disorder? An she's not ugly either...Don't get me wrong, i'm not a huge fan of her voice, and i don't consider her to be "Punk" or even very talented *cough* SNL *cough*...but don't call her ugly if your only problem is that u dislike her voice/attitude
ok...like 100000000 people signed this thing, so how about we juss get her away from music for a whyle, shall we? and another thing. we r not jealous, we are just pissed of what music has done to the world..ashlee sucks..admit it you sluts.
Ashlee is a fake! The whole Saturday Night Live screw up just proved it! She only became a celebrity because her older sister has some talent and made Ashlee a star, without Jessica, Ashlee would be nothing!
I know what I'm talking about when it comes to recognizing raw talent and this kid has just enough to float her bland spam onto the big music pond, with a lotta help from daddyo.This is not a love story, it's corporate 'punk rock' in action.PS:Her sister did real well with christian rock/virgin rock/marriage rock/lounge rock. ain't daddyo satisfied with that already? please, no more simpsonics!
God, did anybody watch their Christmas special on abc? My retarded brother watched it and hated it. Their show wasn't even good enough for retard audiences.
I took a dump the other day and I swear one of my turds looked just like Ashlee Simpson's face. I almost took it out and was tempted to sell it on ebay. But I figured she's not worth much.
ashlee simpson should die. i really dont mind jessica because she has talent, but ashlee is 100% riding on jessica's back. she should be fuckin stoned.
I'm glad I'm not alone . I Hate Ashlee Simpon that no talent asshole with utter passion. I always knew her true colors would show and anyone stupid enough to support that egotistical child should kill themselves.
