Signatures #800 through #900 for the ASHLEE SIMPSON SUCKS.....U GOTTA SIGN petition
whoa said 01/05/05, 11:16 am (verified)
FUCK NO. ASHLEE'S A FUCKING POSEUR. HAVE YOU SEEN THE ASHLEE SIMPSON HATER PETITION? Ashlee and her ****ing acid reflex shouldn't even be known as "music" (although La La is a funny song) .. she's the next Hilary Duff but I give her props 'cause Jessica is pretty cool.
#900

dude said 01/05/05, 11:16 am (verified)
ashlee uses jizz as mouth wash
#899

army said 01/05/05, 11:15 am (verified)
i cant believe im fighting for people like her
#898

NNNNNNNNNNN said 01/05/05, 11:14 am (verified)
Ashlee suxs she is a fucking poser i hate girls like her who have everything-a family who love her two happy parents who love her money are pretty and popular she and all of her Von Dutch stuck up spoiled fans have no clue what a hard life is because mommy and daddy have provided everything for them she also cant sing at least her sister has that but what they both have in common is that they are famous from there MTV show i mean in the last show they were at the mall of america or something and alll of the girls there were preppy rich girls AHH why are people buying this crap
#897

balls said 01/05/05, 11:14 am (verified)
ashlee eats me
#896

michael moore said 01/05/05, 11:13 am (verified)
i am a fat slob but ashlee makes me look good......
#895

hi said 01/05/05, 11:13 am (verified)
the owner of this petitions would have been proud
#894

WTF said 01/05/05, 11:12 am (verified)
my god!!!! Ashlee simpson has gotta be the worst singer in history of MILLI VANILLIS!!!!
#893

brad pitt said 01/05/05, 11:11 am (verified)
ashlee sucks
#892

OHHHHHH said 01/05/05, 11:11 am (verified)
in her song "la la" it goes -im like french made, ill meet u at the door- it should be- im like french made cause im a fucking whore!!! she shoulod be shot along with hilary duff, britney spears and lindsey lohan!!!
#891

Ashlee sucks ass said 01/05/05, 11:11 am (verified)
First of all, yeah, we know that we're signing it. Her new song, especially, it's just so STUPID. LALA?????? my imaginary 9-year old sister could have penned better lyrics
#890

ashlee eats balls said 01/05/05, 11:10 am (verified)
I bet she likes to eat cum
#889

Ashlee said 01/05/05, 11:09 am (verified)
wonderful.... lets make this petitions be the best among the anti or hate petitions
#888

Leroy said 01/05/05, 11:09 am (verified)
Hey everyone, we are the most active petition. HOORAY!!!
#887

love said 01/05/05, 11:08 am (verified)
Asslee" Simpson is corporate garbage used to make money off people who are too stupid to know what real music is. They know she cant sing. They know she sucks. But she makes them money, and when middle school kids stop buying her cds they will drop her like a 500 pound turd.
#886

Leroy said 01/05/05, 11:07 am (verified)
Oh, and FUCK ASHLEE SIMPSON
#885

i cant stand ashlee said 01/05/05, 11:07 am (verified)
Ashlee sux and tha clothes she wears are so ugly!!! She would be prettier if she wore normal clothes, she needs to face tha fact that her body type doesnt fit punk rock!!!! But I think she does sing good,, just not as good as hilary duff!!! Hilarys my idol,,,ive been to four of her concerts!!!!
#884

Leroy said 01/05/05, 11:05 am (verified)
C'MON EVERYBODY. LETS PULL THROUGH TO 1000!!!!!!!!!!!
#883

Pastor said 01/05/05, 11:05 am (verified)
hallelujah.... Amen.... Ashlee haters should be super-abundantly blesses because they saw past ashlee's fake act and know what a fraud she is. the Lord Bless you and Keep you Ashlee haters.
#882

rahul said 01/05/05, 11:04 am (verified)
This is amazing. I've refreshed once a min for the past 5 min and more more comments are being posted about this evil nazi witch bitch. More and more people are entering "ashlee simpson sucks". Man, this makes my night.
#881

Berry said 01/05/05, 11:03 am (verified)
as a musician...i am against her and all people who "sing" becuase they have special connections to the corporate run "music" industry. There are thousands of musicians like myself who study theory for years, play an intrument, and remember hundreds of songs.(notes, chords and lyrics) A real musician can perform at almost any time without anyhelp. Sorry Mr. Simpson(if thats really you) If you really had any Christian vaules...you wouldnt be bragging about money or power or calling people nothing..your daughters do not have as much talent as you think....im sorry. Jessica has great range, but very limited style capabilites...and I havent seen anything particularly artistic with Ashley(just a lot of excuses)...I have an array of medical problems..but I sing everyday(i do over 200 songs by request in Spanish which is not my native language) by request and I also play melodies when i can. This is what having talent is all about. I have never walked off stage or blamed anyone else when problems arose.
#880

Ashlee Simpson said 01/05/05, 11:02 am (verified)
You guys, I really really know that I suck and all, but can't you have some sympathy? I agree that I'm a talent-less fraud who is out to brain wash millions of blind fans, who have somehow, fallen into my trap. You people obviously haven't.... AMAZING...
#879

yow yow yow said 01/05/05, 10:59 am (verified)
OHMYGIDDYGOSHERS!!!!! ashlee is SO annoying!!!! SHE CANT SING FOR SHIT! YOU PPL WHO THINK SHE CAN ARE ALL CRAZY!!! *ahem* im sorry. let me be mature about this. ashlee is just a teenie boper. she sings pop, not rock and she dont got a band, nor play any instruments. if you watched the show, then you would know that its not really her singing, its just all the extra computer crap just makes it SEEM like she can sing...its kinda like hilary duff. she too has no band and cant sing. her songs sound like shes just talking kinda soft...like its just her normal voice. oh, and shes not punk either. now im not saying ashlees ugly, im just saying she dont deserve all this fame she has. most singers have to work hard and practice thier whole lives to get a break, and here she is complaining about being rich from her sister! if it wasnt for jessica she woulndt even BE famous and i think that something you teenies should realize. i mean, you cant just all the sudden want to sing and then decide you want to be punk. its just not done that way. oh, and you REALLY cant wear slutty stuff to. oh golly, i cant stand that seed of satan. ugh. im getting angy. i have to stop now but before i go I HOPE THAT BITCH GETS WHATS COMING TO HER FOR BEING SUCH A DAMN WHINER!!!!
#878

die asahlee said 01/05/05, 10:58 am (verified)
Ashlee simpson is like the ugliest bitch ever. She has no talent for anything and is just trying to get rich off her sisters fame(jessica sux to) God I just wish someone would fuckin shoot her. Anyone who actually likes her is a fuckin dumbass and needs to die.
#877

matt said 01/05/05, 10:58 am (verified)
worst...singer...ever
#876

Kate said 01/05/05, 10:57 am (verified)
No, she really does suck. She needs to chop off her hair, and the t-shirt isn't what we think makes her wnana look punk. Look in the magazines...she dresses like that all the time, dammit. Her singing sucks dick. In Pieces of Me, she says, "Paces of May" And her song Autobiography..she's basically saying she just the hottest person and evertone loves her. Listen to her lyrics...ANYONE could write that crap.
#875

Kireacx said 01/05/05, 10:56 am (verified)
OMG, i cannot stand ashlee, from day 1. Everyone that likes her are sadly blinded, she cant sing live, her voice is horrible.... MY GOSH!!!! I HATE HER!!!!!!
#874

President Vicente Fox said 01/05/05, 10:39 am (verified)
unfortunaty for you Americans the great sovern nation of mexico will not grant ashlee simpson asylum at this time.............we are looking out the intersets of mexicans(hahah I said mexican) worldwide and by that I mean in the U.S. and mexico
#873

binky said 01/05/05, 10:34 am (verified)
come on you guys, stop being so hard on her, you dont know what is like being a celebrity pop star the life of a diva is hard........... (syke) ....someone should have aborted that bitch when she was a fetus
#872

Rahul said 01/05/05, 10:30 am (verified)
I can't even describe the feeling I got when I saw and heard the best part of Ashlee's performance at the Orange Bowl, which, for the record, was the very end when the resounding BOOOO was heard through the stadium. It was euphoric. She is the absolute worst musical 'artist', and worst 'performer' I have ever seen. That bitch should pay back the $11.99 to everyone who bought her dogshit CD after that disgraceful SNL performance. As for Ashlee, I think we should sit her ass down and make her listen to all shitty music she's produced. I know understand why we are the most hated country, because of people like Ashlee Simpson.
#871

John Doe said 01/05/05, 10:27 am (verified)
She's so talented... FOR ME TO POOP ON!!
#870

Billie Joe Armstrong lover said 01/05/05, 10:25 am (verified)
billie joe armstrong once said" i saw her wearing a shirt that said punk on it, ashlee you are not a punk" you gotta love billie joe plus, ashlee once siad " I had a crush on the green day guys" *big eye roll*
#869

Jeremy said 01/05/05, 10:19 am (verified)
On a thursday, I am singing Friday, I am fading And a saturday, I lip-sync.
#868

Holly said 01/05/05, 10:18 am (verified)
Ashlee is worse than avril lavigne, even though i hate avril as well
#867

Clementia Lim En En said 01/05/05, 10:16 am (verified)
in her song "la la" it goes -im like french made, ill meet u at the door- it should be- im like french made cause im a fucking whore!!! she shoulod be shot along with hilary duff, britney spears and lindsey lohan!!!
#866

Jessica Simpson said 01/05/05, 10:12 am (verified)
i'm so srry that my sister is such a fraud. if it wasnt for me, Ashlee's career woudn't have existed. She should thank me, but instead she was so ungrateful, by dyeing her hair balck, distance herself from me, claiming her music is punk, when its 100% pop, copying my style and so on. Forgive her. its not my fault my sister brings down my family
#865

Kirsten said 01/05/05, 9:56 am (verified)
hilary Duff and ashlee are assholes of cuz, not forgetting Jojo, Britney, lindsay
#864

hmiulk7i9 said 01/05/05, 9:51 am (verified)
Ashlee, britney, lindsay & hiloary should join the "we are talent-less lip-synching frauds who annoy people around the world with our lack of talent and skank ways" club
#863

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#862

Ian said 01/05/05, 9:49 am (verified)
I couldn't resist either. I typed Ashlee Simpson Sucks in google to see what would pop up. We told her she couldn't sing...she can't even pull off faking it like Britney. Instead of quitting she decided to further demolish her music career first. What a freakin loser.
#861

************ said 01/05/05, 9:47 am (verified)
im not from America but i hate ashlee too
#860

USC TROJAN said 01/05/05, 9:44 am (verified)
ON BEHALF OF THE USC COMMUNITY,I'D LIKE TO SAY THAT ASHLEE SHOULD JUST GO CRAWL IN A HOLE AND STAY THERE. IM GLAD MY SCHOOL STILL WON, BECAUSE WITH SINGING LIKE THAT IT COULD'VE DESTROYED THE TEAM.
#859

Somebody said 01/05/05, 9:44 am (verified)
Congratulations to Ashlee nicole simpson!!! her song "LALA" has been nominated 200, 000 times in the Most Retarded Song In The World Music awards!!!!! lets lend out support to Ashlee and hop that she wins!!! Other categories Ashlee are nominated in: Most Retarded Album (autobiography), Most Annoying Voice, Most stupidest video Ever (pieces of me) and Most Lip-Syncing act.
#858

Christiaan said 01/05/05, 9:40 am (verified)
She is terrible. She was obviously booed at the Orange bowl by USC and Oklahoma fans alike (a good representation of college-age, young and old fans across the country) She should seriously reconsider continuing any vocal career.
#857

John said 01/05/05, 9:34 am (verified)
LOL BOOOOOOOOO i guess shes used to that...haha just retire and and be a clown or something
#856

Mark said 01/05/05, 9:19 am (verified)
God i hate this bitch. The only thing she is good at is sucking at whatever she does, so maybe she should just start a pornstar career..
#855

Gary said 01/05/05, 9:16 am (verified)
I'm not a mean spirited person, but ASHLEE HAS NO FUCKING TALENT AT ALL. My girlfriend used to force me to watch her stupid show on MTV, and I never heard her hit a difficult note once. NEVER!!! All she does is make excuses like acid reflux disease or losing her voice. Face it bitch, you can't sing. You’re an over-privileged bitch who is lucky that Jessica Simpson is your sister and your dad decided to engineer your pop stardom. I hope you hit rock bottom after the Orange Bowl show tonight and decide to end your ridiculous, laughing stock career.
#854

John Sturdivant said 01/05/05, 9:15 am (verified)
Ashlee Simpson is officially the worst performer i have ever seen in my life i would rather lock myself in a room and jerk off to men for the rest of my life
#853

Mike R. said 01/05/05, 9:11 am (verified)
she cant sing but id still hit it! :thumbsup:
#852

MTV Executive said 01/05/05, 9:11 am (verified)
Oh, and another thing, you will all go see her movie "Wannabe", because it will be a huge hit like Glitter and Crossroads.
#851

deepspeed said 01/05/05, 9:10 am (verified)
Man I know I am old but this bitch sucks. Who in God's name ever told this loser that she can sing or even fake it?
#850

Brooke said 01/05/05, 9:00 am (verified)
My ears have just now stopped bleeding.
#849

MTV Executive said 01/05/05, 8:56 am (verified)
mmmmm, nah consumers really dont hate Ashlee, I mean, they can't think for themselves, can they? Na!! We'll put her on the Super Bowl Half Time next time, third times a charm!!!
#848

what a LOSERRRR said 01/05/05, 8:49 am (verified)
I bet everyone searched for Ashlee Simpson sucks on google just like me HAHA, thats exactly what I did, because it's definitely true. I hate bitches that get away with this ****, no talent, and make millions off of the general public by buying her Horrible album and merchandise.
#847

tara said 01/05/05, 8:47 am (verified)
orange bowl? um yeah
#846

canada said 01/05/05, 8:44 am (verified)
I knew she was a fucking fake before she ever went on SNL. Anyone who didn't is an MTV sucker. It was obvious from the start and this just solidified it. But damnit, I really did feel sorry for her at the end of that performance. The look on her face was that of someone realizing that they just weren't good enough.
#845

YES! said 01/05/05, 8:14 am (verified)
The "BOOING" made the nightly news! I can't believe it. I just saw it on L.A.'s local UPN news! They were just saying something like: "If you thought the Sooners were embarrassed today, Look at what happened to Ashlee Simpson!" They then cued in the clip. The news caster then sarcastically said: "G...I wonder why they would boo her...Its not like she has lip synched." WE ARE LIVING A GREAT MOMEN FOR THE RETURN OF REAL MUSIC AND REAL TALENT. THIS IS THE BEGINNING OF THE END OF THE MANUFACTURED POPSTAR!
#844

Laura said 01/05/05, 7:34 am (verified)
She is one of the all time worst...her Dad should be ashamed for trying to make her into a "pop" star. She has absoutely no talent whatsoever.
#843

Brenna said 01/05/05, 7:28 am (verified)
Ok so I use to LOVE Ashlee Simpson but I have definitely have disowned her from my liking!! She is not talented at all!! I feel bad for her that she got booed but anything that will prove to her that she sucks needs to happen. SO Sorry Ashlee but BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! You're not any good! And stop trying to be trashy!
#842

Adam said 01/05/05, 6:17 am (verified)
I couldn't boo her in person, so I will boo her here. My dog still won't come out from his kennel after that ridiculous screaching. Pop culture hit a new low.
#841

Mars said 01/05/05, 6:10 am (verified)
Thank, God, 80,000 had the guts to boo that talentless bimbo. When are the record companies gonna get it and stop signing no talent twits.
#840

Garrett Donohue said 01/05/05, 5:56 am (verified)
I don't blame it all on her. I blame most of it on us, yes us, for giving MTV the power to turn this poser into one of the biggest names in the world. ps I never felt so alive watching the entire Orange Bowl boo her off the state. THAT makes me want to "La La", whatever the hell that means.
#839

nik said 01/05/05, 5:46 am (verified)
I predict she will be a drug addict hooker in 10 years. 80000 people booed her. She should kill herself.
#838

Cherrie said 01/05/05, 5:42 am (verified)
While I think Ashlee is a talentless hack I think making deragotory comments about her looks are a little uncalled for. She can't sing, she can't write, and she can't dance, but she certainly isn't a horribly ugly person. If you are going to put her down, try to at least be human about it. Her looks have nothing to do with her lack of talent. I think she is actually a very pretty girl, unfortunately she can't sing for shit.
#837

Dana said 01/05/05, 5:33 am (verified)
And she's going on tour in February?? She should pay US to listen to that shit!
#836

Brandon said 01/05/05, 5:27 am (verified)
THANKS A LOT ASHLEE! My fish tank exploded, killing all of my fish. My dog jumped in front of a moving car, and my little sister set your posters on fire in her room, burning down our entire house. Thanks BITCH!
#835

Oh my! said 01/05/05, 5:24 am (verified)
What a f'ing joke! Why is Hollywood trying so hard to push that ugle, no chine, hook nose, no talent dog on us? I had to see her on TV on new years and now this!!!! I'd rather watch Shaq rap!
#834

Ryan said 01/05/05, 5:21 am (verified)
Oh yeah..I forgot to tell you to come see me rock out at Disney world!! www.disneygradnight.com see you there ladies.. buy my album. Melvin Rocks!!!
#833

RYAN said 01/05/05, 5:17 am (verified)
Hey guys... Ashlee is my good friend. Yeah, she's a dirty whore and a horrible singer, but she has good intentions. Please stop saying bad things about her. She's also a good friend. Eventhough I'm gay, she pretended to be my boyfriend to get me a record deal and to get my music out there in the hands of horny little teenage girls. I owe her a lot and she doesn't deserve this hate. Oh yeah, and buy my new CD. Much Love, Ryan Cabrera
#832

Melvin said 01/05/05, 5:15 am (verified)
She is sooooo hot
#831

Melvin said 01/05/05, 5:14 am (verified)
Thanks Steven, I wish I was Ashlee Simpson right now....crying in big sister arms with my face down in those boobies
#830

anna said 01/05/05, 5:12 am (verified)
ashlee u suck!! you get fuckin booed off wherever you go hello you got booed at the national championship game before you even started! if your so fuckin tired then don't do what your doing you pussy and stop blaming others for your dumbass mistakes!
#829

gribble_dale said 01/05/05, 5:09 am (verified)
carson sucks too
#828

Harry said 01/05/05, 5:09 am (verified)
Ashlee Simpson sucks! Wasn't her SNL goof enough of a joke? Man, she looked and sounded like shit out there.
#827

Nate said 01/05/05, 5:08 am (verified)
That's what you get Ashlee for looking like a f***ing peacock! What was coming out her ass???
#826

ashlee said 01/05/05, 5:06 am (verified)
I am not a Poser! We all dress like that in Dallas, TX. I got to go... carson daily is calling me.
#825

Rachel Smith said 01/05/05, 5:06 am (verified)
Down with the talentless posers! Ashlee and all she stands for SUCKS!
#824

Chris said 01/05/05, 5:03 am (verified)
STICK A FORK IN HER... SHE'S DONE!
#823

Steven said 01/05/05, 5:02 am (verified)
Melvin, that was some funny shit and ashlee keep rockin!!!!!
#822

brdgitte said 01/05/05, 5:01 am (verified)
who ever wrote that shit as Ashlee rocks! lol
#821

beeoh said 01/05/05, 5:01 am (verified)
Ouchies! That was tough to watch.
#820

Melvin said 01/05/05, 4:59 am (verified)
I was directed here when I asked Jeeves "Does anything suck more than OU football?" Go USC!!
#819

Jeremy said 01/05/05, 4:58 am (verified)
You know what this means... Daddy Simpson is gonna make her get big fake boobies to make up for this disaster on TV. Man, I would hate to be back stage now and listen to her whining now! Maybe the Simpson's will disown her? Yeah... if we're lucky...
#818

Keller said 01/05/05, 4:58 am (verified)
First of all that song fucking blows... secondly that was by far the funniest and worst performance ever.. OU fans have been booing all night... poor OU fans had to witness that and the beating by USC
#817

steven said 01/05/05, 4:56 am (verified)
ashley tear up that hotel room. Show the world your a rocker.
#816

KELLY said 01/05/05, 4:56 am (verified)
It was soo funny that even Kelly clarkson (whos mic wasn't working) still managed to out perform Ashlee Simpson superstar. Hilarious!
#815

ALEX said 01/05/05, 4:55 am (verified)
HAHAHA...This was great. I was hoping she would get booed, but I never expected it to be so bad. HER FACE AND BIG SHNOZ WAS PRICELESS. I am so glad I found this site a month ago. I am glad I am not alone!
#814

Steven said 01/05/05, 4:54 am (verified)
USC is kicking the shit out of OU
#813

ashlee said 01/05/05, 4:53 am (verified)
I didn't make a face.. I was rocking up there. What do I have to do..tear up my hotel room tonight to prove to you how much I rock. You guys will see one day. I am just getting started. Besides giving a live performance is hard to do. Ask Kelly. Here mike sucked too. Fuckers
#812

steven said 01/05/05, 4:53 am (verified)
This site is getting more hits than any other site on the net....Oh yeah, Ashley sucks donkey dick.
#811

pete said 01/05/05, 4:53 am (verified)
u suck ashlee
#810

unbelievable said 01/05/05, 4:53 am (verified)
What genius actually thought getting ashlee for a football halftime show was a good idea?!!! I would fire the shit out of that person.
#809

maz said 01/05/05, 4:52 am (verified)
ashlee haters in effect
#808

carly said 01/05/05, 4:52 am (verified)
holy crap ive never seen a more pathetic performance in my life. how classic. i hope it gets put up on the internet so i can download and laugh. muahaha!
#807

amanda said 01/05/05, 4:51 am (verified)
boo ashlee
#806

Josh said 01/05/05, 4:50 am (verified)
You SUCKED during the halftime show at the Orange Bowl. Were you singing along with a recording? No wonder the stadium booed you! You sucked when you came to my high school too! Nobody wanted you to come.. too bad your producers banned us from wearing YOU SUCK tshirts inside your "free concert" in our gym.. YOU ARE HORRIBLE and STOP WHINING ABOUT BEING "FAMOUS"! You don't deserve what you have because you have NO TALENT!
#805

maria said 01/05/05, 4:50 am (verified)
oh my gawd, i just googled ashlee simpson sucks too...thank god she was just booed at whatever bowl on tv...
#804

ashley mina said 01/05/05, 4:50 am (verified)
Ashlee Simpson cannot sing whatsoever. I am ashamed to share the same name as her. She is a disgrace to ashleys everywhere and should gracefully back out from her singing career. if she has any brain she will realize this and stop. her voice is a raspy mess formed together by a sound board of magic which creates the music heard on the radio which when compared to the real nasty voice we hear on her show and at her embarassing and pitiful performance at the orangebowl is then proven to be technically engineered to sound good just like Brittany Spears. For the love of God and the sake of true artists everywhere who make it on their own and not because of a big sister already Ashlee Simpson if you ever read this...stop singing and just stick to 7th Heaven, which is also pretty crappy too by the way...peace out.
#803

steven said 01/05/05, 4:49 am (verified)
Yes, google is great
#802

C Rod said 01/05/05, 4:49 am (verified)
I bet everyone searched for Ashlee Simpson sucks on google just like me. My friend told me about her sucky LA LA performance for the game. Hilarious.
#801