Avril Lavigne sucks
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Author: Emily Hawkins
Started: December 25, 2005, 9:01:08 pm
Target: avril lavigne should die.
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227
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Goal Progress:

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okay we all know Avril is a poser who should die, here are some more reasons,

"Girls rock just as much as boys can, maybe better."
well why do you try and dress and act like a boy then avril?


"I'm nothing like Michelle Branch, nothing like Vanessa Carlton, thank you very much."
yea they can sing -- you cant

"Complicated' is bout people being fake, two-faced, not being themselves, kinda you know bout that guy who, i've totally experienced this before um... with a couple of different guys, where you know like you get along with him and he's really cool and acts really into you and everything's great and then when he's with his friends, he treats you... different!"
...wait... say that agen

"All I know is that I wan live in a decent house and sleep in a clean bed, I'll be happy."
but tha way shes goin ... shes not gunna get too far

"When I get really upset, I go to my guitar. I feel like its my therapist."
LAME!!!!

"Iìm not punk! I never said I was punk. And my music is definitely not punk. People are calling my music punk sometimes and Iìm like, 'OK... I donìt think so'."
..this is so pathedic its funny.

"I created punk for this day and age. Do you see Britney walking around wearing ties and singing punk? Hell no. Thats what I do. I'm like a Sid Vicious for a new generation. People look up to me and want to be me. And thats fine, just don't try to copy the **** I do!"
Diddent she just say she WASNT punk??

"It bugs the hell outta me when people say I'm not punk, I never claimed to be."
Wait.. WHAT?

"Girls and guys can relate to my songs. They are deep and emotional. I wrote those lyrics when I was trying to survive."
whats so deep about "he was a skater boi she sed cyal8r boy"??

"After I got signed, I remember my daddy's like, 'you can't go skateboarding unless you have a helmet on and and elbow pads and knee pads' and I'm like, 'no!' "
O NO dont say no ta ya parents you REBEL!!!
"I like being a minor because you can't get into trouble. Now I just have to try and behave myself."
yea avril.. we wouldent want you ta get in troubble now would we

"Screw that, I'm not gonna wear those trashy clothes!"
:| o man.. so hardcore
"I'm a chick with edge, I like to rock out, have fun, and cause trouble."
o yeah avril, we know how much your pop muzik 'rocks out' and how you 'cause trouble' by terrorising the mall and jumping on a car WHAT A BADASS!! [skater boy and complicated clip]
How would you describe your sound?
I would describe the album as rock, pop, alternative... It's kind of all over the place. It's music with an edge.
There she goes again ... haha, now she said that her music is pop, that's good, but where's the punk part? I think she's confusing herself with all the things she said, one day she'll get caught up in a lie. Wait, that happened!




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Created October 8, 2009, 1:29:12 pm. 1 comments
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Posted October 8, 2009, 1:29:12 pm


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torg hickman said 10/03/09, 6:02 am (unverified)
I support this petition.
#227

justine sacks said 09/21/09, 12:57 am (unverified)
I support this petition. I hate her POSER F.O.D u ****ing Hypocrite
#226

Mark Troendle said 08/27/09, 3:19 pm (unverified)
I support this petition.
#225

Brandi Parimon said 08/19/09, 1:12 pm (unverified)
I support this petition. She must die.
#224

will havens said 06/05/09, 5:13 pm (unverified)
I support this petition.
#223

yeah right said 05/23/09, 4:34 am (verified)
I support this petition.
#222

Alexandra Hook said 03/11/09, 12:22 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#221

sara eason said 12/06/08, 9:25 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#220

XOXO ____ said 11/03/08, 3:41 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#219

Strong Bad said 10/23/08, 7:26 am (verified)
I support this Petition and I have to agree with the petitioner commenting that by the act of LEAVING a comment, they are in fact SIGNING the petition themselves... The Cheat! Get off that YuleTubey and for the last time Coach Z it's not "You Torb"
#218

Dear Avril Lavinge fans... You all suck. said 09/27/08, 10:16 pm (verified)
I support this petition. And if anyone goes against my opinion, I have full confidence that I can own you. Most of her fans can't even type correctly (I don’t even live in the United States)... Anyway, what exactly do you mean by being jealous of an annoying poser with a voice that resembles a screeching monkey (with looks to match)? And if you haven't noticed, this is for people who dislike/hate her. Why bother commenting? (By the way, your useless attempt at defending your "idol" was just another sign on the petition. Great job!)
#217

Moonlight .. said 09/20/08, 8:10 am (verified)
i DONT' SUPPORT THIS PETITION. First off, we dont' knwo where you got this info, honestly you could have just made this up. secound, if you dont' like her music, stop listening to it. It's not her problem your listening ot her music. We all have different opinons.
#216

Amiee Booyah! said 09/19/08, 10:02 am (verified)
I support this petition.
#215

Brandon George said 09/06/08, 7:40 pm (verified)
I support this petition. Avril is just crappy mall punk. She claims to be a punk and to be the next sid vicious. Then she says that the sex pistols are too old for her. She's just some skinny poseur moron.
#214

XW C said 09/04/08, 10:12 am (verified)
I support this petition! Avril sucks and i dont understand how anyone can ever like her music!!!
#213

fuck you said 08/29/08, 12:21 am (verified)
fuck off u freaks obsessing about her thats not hate you just want to be like her
#212

kris jen said 08/28/08, 6:48 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#211

SherrySeizure said 08/04/08, 7:24 am (verified)
Haha! bring on the avril hate. shes nothing but a tie wearing lapdancer.
#210

EternalWrath said 07/06/08, 5:19 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#209

stephen said 06/29/08, 1:25 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#208