Bama Cheats
Published January 6, 2009
Jonesing Like a crack whore searching for new ways to make money, Bama has embarrassed our great Conference yet again. From all of the off-season arrests; lax/selective discipline; Julio Jones' recruitment Escalade; Jimmy Johns' cocaine ring; Andre Smith's professional contract; and the lacklUsTEr performance against Utah; It is time for all those that advocate good order and discipline to make a stand those who believe in chaos.
Like an overloaded warp core Bama must be ejected into the void of independent status where they can do less harm,(or at least the Mountain
West, Sun Belt, WAC where no one really cares what harm they do). Please sign this petition to eject this infected program from our beloved conference before it is too late. It all depends on you good people ... I know you will do the right thing. Please sign this petition