Ban "Comic Sans"


Author: Pico Picson
Started: November 2, 2005, 6:52:45 am
Target: Microsoft, and all Comic Sans abusers
Category: Health
Supporters:

4,449
Goal:

2
Goal Progress:

100% Complete
Status

Goal Met!
In 1995 Microsoft released the font Comic Sans originally designed for comic book style talk bubbles containing informational help text. Since that time the typeface has been used in countless contexts from restaurant signage to college exams to medical information. These widespread abuses of printed type threaten to erode the very foundations upon which centuries of typographic history are built.

While we recognize the font may be appropriate in a few specific instances, our position is that the only effective means of ending this epidemic of abuse is to completely ban Comic Sans.

We understand font selection is a matter of personal preference and that many people may disagree with us. Those who do not share our views should visit the Comic Sans Appreciation Society and the Illustrated History of Comic Sans.

We believe in the sanctity of typography and that the traditions and established standards of this craft should be upheld throughout all time. From Gutenberg's letterpress to the digital age, type in all forms is sacred and indispensable. Type is a voice; its very qualities and characteristics communicate to readers a meaning beyond mere syntax.

Early type designing and setting was so laborious that it is a blasphemy to the history of the craft that any fool can sit down at their personal computer and design their own typeface. Technological advances have transformed typography into a tawdry triviality. The patriarchs of this profession were highly educated men. However, today the widespread heretical uses of this medium prove that even the uneducated have opportunities to desecrate this art form; therefore, destroying the historical integrity of typography.

Like the tone of a spoken voice, the characteristics of a typeface convey meaning. The design of the typeface is, in itself, its voice. Often this voice speaks louder than the text itself. Thus when designing a "Do Not Enter" sign the use of a heavy-stroked, attention-commanding font such as Impact or Arial Black is appropriate. Typesetting such a message in Comic Sans would be ludicrous. Though this is sort of misuse is frequent, it is unjustified. Clearly, Comic Sans as a voice conveys silliness, childish naivete, irreverence, and is far too casual for such a purpose. It is analogous to showing up for a black tie event in a clown costume.

We are summoning forth the proletariat around the globe to aid us in this revolution. We call on the common man to rise up in revolt against this evil of typographical ignorance. We believe in the gospel message "ban comic sans." It shall be salvation to all who are literate. By banding together and signing this petition to eradicate this font from the face of the earth we strive to ensure that future generations will be liberated from this epidemic and never suffer this scourge that is the plague of our time.

So join in our quest, and BAN Comic Sans.

Relevant URLs:
http://www.bancomicsans.com
http://www.microsoft.com/typography/web/fonts/comicsns
http://www.tripwire.net.nz

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Created October 6, 2009, 11:29:34 pm. 1 comments
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Posted October 6, 2009, 11:29:34 pm


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Nicole Dixon said 5 hours ago (unverified)
I support this petition. Ban Comic Sans!
#4449

Mario Milinowitsch said 6 hours ago (unverified)
I support this petition.
#4448

Benoît Labaere said 10 hours ago (unverified)
I support this petition.
#4447

Claire Robinson said 21 hours ago (verified)
I support this petition.
#4446

Arun Bahl said 21 hours ago (unverified)
May it leave this world swiftly and painlessly. (\"Attention-commanding font such as Impact or Arial Black\"... hilarious.)
#4445

deborah happ said 1 day ago (unverified)
I support this petition.
#4444

William Wells said 3 days ago (unverified)
I support this petition.
#4443

Mike Saah said 3 days ago (unverified)
I support the banning of comic sans.
#4442

Nikki Dance said 3 days ago (unverified)
I support this petition as comic sans is over used in all the wrong places. Even seen it used for an out of order sign stuck on the toilet cubicle door once.
#4441

Christian Johnson said 4 days ago (unverified)
This font is the cheapest looking, most unprofessional font around. It is particularly enjoyed by poor readers and will continue to dumb down our already slack society.
#4440

Shelby Young said 4 days ago (unverified)
I support this petition. God, I hate Comic Sans.
#4439

Aaron Curtis said 6 days ago (unverified)
At my university, there is at least one professor who actively encourages the use of comic sans as \"fun and professional!\" I think it would be \"fun\" to see it burn in hell.
#4438

Steventje Wilts said 6 days ago (unverified)
I support this petition and hope that Comic Sans may die soon. That bad things may occur to this bad font.
#4437

Sacha Guddoy said 6 days ago (unverified)
I hate comic sans. It should especially never be used for important documents in the workplace (Or anything really). Use Tahoma.
#4436

Jessy James said 1 week ago (unverified)
I support this petition.
#4435

re rahrich said 1 week ago (unverified)
This is only the second priority. Papyrus is the first.
#4434

Ben Durbin said 1 week ago (unverified)
I support this petition.
#4433

J Rönn said 1 week ago (verified)
I support this petition.
#4432

Jonny Robertson said 1 week ago (unverified)
I support this petition.
#4431

Jelani Greenidge said 1 week ago (unverified)
I support this petition. Comic Sans needs to die a quick, painless death.
#4430