Ban "Comic Sans"


Author: Pico Picson
Started: November 2, 2005, 6:52:45 am
Target: Microsoft, and all Comic Sans abusers
Category: Health
Supporters:

4,116
Goal:

2
Goal Progress:

100% Complete
Status

Goal Met!
In 1995 Microsoft released the font Comic Sans originally designed for comic book style talk bubbles containing informational help text. Since that time the typeface has been used in countless contexts from restaurant signage to college exams to medical information. These widespread abuses of printed type threaten to erode the very foundations upon which centuries of typographic history are built.

While we recognize the font may be appropriate in a few specific instances, our position is that the only effective means of ending this epidemic of abuse is to completely ban Comic Sans.

We understand font selection is a matter of personal preference and that many people may disagree with us. Those who do not share our views should visit the Comic Sans Appreciation Society and the Illustrated History of Comic Sans.

We believe in the sanctity of typography and that the traditions and established standards of this craft should be upheld throughout all time. From Gutenberg's letterpress to the digital age, type in all forms is sacred and indispensable. Type is a voice; its very qualities and characteristics communicate to readers a meaning beyond mere syntax.

Early type designing and setting was so laborious that it is a blasphemy to the history of the craft that any fool can sit down at their personal computer and design their own typeface. Technological advances have transformed typography into a tawdry triviality. The patriarchs of this profession were highly educated men. However, today the widespread heretical uses of this medium prove that even the uneducated have opportunities to desecrate this art form; therefore, destroying the historical integrity of typography.

Like the tone of a spoken voice, the characteristics of a typeface convey meaning. The design of the typeface is, in itself, its voice. Often this voice speaks louder than the text itself. Thus when designing a "Do Not Enter" sign the use of a heavy-stroked, attention-commanding font such as Impact or Arial Black is appropriate. Typesetting such a message in Comic Sans would be ludicrous. Though this is sort of misuse is frequent, it is unjustified. Clearly, Comic Sans as a voice conveys silliness, childish naivete, irreverence, and is far too casual for such a purpose. It is analogous to showing up for a black tie event in a clown costume.

We are summoning forth the proletariat around the globe to aid us in this revolution. We call on the common man to rise up in revolt against this evil of typographical ignorance. We believe in the gospel message "ban comic sans." It shall be salvation to all who are literate. By banding together and signing this petition to eradicate this font from the face of the earth we strive to ensure that future generations will be liberated from this epidemic and never suffer this scourge that is the plague of our time.

So join in our quest, and BAN Comic Sans.

Relevant URLs:
http://www.bancomicsans.com
http://www.microsoft.com/typography/web/fonts/comicsns
http://www.tripwire.net.nz

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María Fernanda Urbina Durán said 7 hours ago (unverified)
I support this petition.
#4116

Renarin Sasaki said 1 day ago (unverified)
Evil font! Eww...
#4115

Andrea Tyler said 1 day ago (unverified)
I support this petition.
#4114

Annemi Lambrechts said 1 day ago (unverified)
I support this petition. **** Comic Sans and those idiots who use it
#4113

Tiffany Ng said 2 days ago (verified)
This vile font should be forever erased from the earth.
#4112

Claudia Bourgeois said 2 days ago (unverified)
I support this petition.
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Sabrina Cook said 2 days ago (unverified)
I support this petition.
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I support this petition.
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Max de Witte said 3 days ago (verified)
I support this petition. It epitomises all that we dislike.
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Jake Deyo said 3 days ago (unverified)
I support this petition.
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Ricardo Ossandon said 3 days ago (unverified)
I support this petition.
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Eleanor H said 4 days ago (unverified)
I support this petition.
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David Scott said 4 days ago (unverified)
I support this petition.
#4104

Jessica Holland said 5 days ago (unverified)
I support this petition.
#4103

Daniel Danopia said 1 week ago (verified)
I support this petition. Death to Comic Sans!
#4102

David Peterjohn said 1 week ago (verified)
I feel that although completely banning Comic Sans isn\'t possible, this petition will hopefully cause a person to think more about using appropriate fonts instead of ignorantly using anything that looks “groovy” at a glance.
#4101

Claire Dumbill said 1 week ago (unverified)
I support this petition.
#4100

Sophie Martin said 1 week ago (verified)
I support this petition.
#4099

Pedro Sobral said 1 week ago (verified)
I support this petition. Kill the comic sans supporters.
#4098

Desiree Rothery said 1 week ago (unverified)
I support this petition.
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