Ban the electric guitar
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Author: C L
Started: August 16, 2005, 11:05:43 pm
Target: electric guitar production industries of the world
Supporters:

54
Goal:

1,500
Goal Progress:

4% Complete
Status

Active
Please stop producing these stupid instruments! Noboby really wants to hear that crap!! Who really want to see a 15 year old with a mullet bang on such an ugly instrument. Lets all start playing more drums and piano... both beautiful instruments but, please, no more electric guitar!!!




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Jon Raymond said 04/02/08, 9:34 pm (verified)
(GASP) Ban Electric Guitars? Not until I get one of my own! I've been dreaming of having one, but I don't have enough money because they're expensive.
#54

Free Varg Vikernes said 04/02/08, 9:26 pm (verified)
This petition is not Metal, so by default, it SUCKS! And so are the rest of you! Fvck ALL you Metal haters! HAIL VARG!
#53

I disagree said 10/09/07, 10:47 am (verified)
Wow you are a cretin. I HATE acoustic guitar when it is used to play slightly heavy loud rough sounding music like all indy wankers obsses over like it's something new. So no don't stop electric guitar. Do ban rap music and indy rock music though and kill everyone who thinks the world should follow one religion. Cut off their heads and burn the bodies and leave them un buried in a bloody pile outside their family home. If there was a god he would have already killed all the arrogant lying 'christian' strict parent type homos for telling people lies about him. When I was a child I picked up piano and keyboard in few lessons. Guitar takes much more skill to actually get GOOD at, I mean learning it properly not just making noise straight away. There are no big white keys you have to actually learn the technique. I love heavy metal and hard rock, especially the original bands like Black Sabbath, Judas Priest, Thin Lizzy etc. Why do you think everyone should obey to the original big time arrogant wanker that is the black haired good old fashioned religious carbon copy of his retarded father that sits looking stern and tells his poor family what is worng with the world, according to his own inherited views. I dislike death metal vocals very much but since when was that an important aspect of metal overall. Metal is power chords and solos and it has been put with just about every type of vocal imagineable. Oh wait you like drumming? Yeah I've noticed very cocky people play drums. Bang bang bang wow, you'r a metronome.
#52

asdf said 06/04/07, 10:05 am (verified)
F*** you guy who made this stupid petition. Metal rules.
#51

guess what else said 03/01/07, 6:27 am (verified)
if California faggots are going to continue this evil metal TREND in POPular music just out of their political HATE then I say burn their fucking state down...
#50

SMOKE WEED said 03/01/07, 6:25 am (verified)
GUITARZ AREN'T UGLY BUT MODERN MUSIC SURE IS. ESPECIALLY METAL. SO I THINK IF YOU SEE A GOTH BITCH SHOOT 'EM...
#49

a better idea said 03/01/07, 6:20 am (verified)
BAN singing since nobody can sing anymore. And also BAN heavy metal because it is too faggy. Metal that's instrumental and not goth or pagan or Satanic,doesn't have pointy logos,and isn't named foul shit like DEICIDE would be okay.But that other fucking shit makes you a poseur and a cunt and I will beat your fucking ass or shoot you.
#48

30 said 03/01/07, 5:55 am (verified)
30 YOU CAN DO BOTH!!!! , you dumbfuck!!!!! but play alot more instruments,yes! and bring back actual SINGING!!! and kill heavy metal and any fucking little goth-satanist douchebags who try to sing that gay ass heavy metal fucking shit... / WE FUCKING HEARD IT ALREADY.. YOU'RE GAY FOR SATAN...WE GOT IT!! NOW STFU BEFORE I FUCKING KILL YOU!
#47

Devin said 03/01/07, 5:29 am (verified)
Hmm.. Whats wrong with electric guitars? They support a vast variety of music.. From Classical to The heaviest of heavy metal... I think without them, much of the music we have today would be completely gone. If you hate it so much, don't listen to it.. Put in some beethoven or something and you're guaranteed an electric guitar-free song. You choose what you listen to, so if you don't like electric guitar, you can listen to something else.. and when you said "nobody really wants to hear that crap" I can tell you that A LOT of people obviously do.. How the hell do bands that use them make money if no one likes the electric guitar? This is a completely retarded petition, and obviously you are an ignorant retard yourself.. go to hell..
#46

Katie said 01/11/07, 12:24 am (verified)
What a bullshit petition.
#45

I hate Guitars said 01/10/07, 11:41 pm (verified)
I hate this instrument. It is the single worst thing ever made. people who play them are d-bags. and always will be. People like john mayer, they make me vomit.
#44

the other guitar man said 07/27/06, 5:55 am (unverified)
what i meant to say was fuckit i dont support this petition at all is guitar used only in metal? no so shut the fuckup upussy
#43

guitar man said 07/27/06, 5:52 am (unverified)
fuck it i dont support this petition at all it guitar only used in metal? no so shut the fuck up u pussy
#42

Word up man said 06/24/06, 11:39 pm (unverified)
forty minute unmusical guitar solos (dragonforce) are uninteresting. Melody anyone?
#41

david said 06/09/06, 12:03 pm (unverified)
because electric guitars make every song sound the same and they sound like cats getting but plugged. Everyone who has a guitar dedicates their pathetic lives to music and walk around with band names on their t-shirts ha ha ha ha what a load of sado's. Guitars make the world go round? proves people who like guitars are thick because it's gravity that makes the world go round
#40

HAHAH said 06/08/06, 8:36 pm (unverified)
because? I disagree with this shit totally. Guitare can be played in many different styles and many different combonations of other instruments. Why should everyone stop playing elec guitare because some dickheads think one method of playing it is wrong. How about this, if you don't like it, don't listen to it!
#39

Bass guy said 06/08/06, 8:32 pm (unverified)
Err actually no i don't basically your a sad old moody fucking twat. get a life you sad toss pot, wot u wish u could play but your fingers are too fat, or what you don't have time as your to busy being a pedo, fucking get a life or just piss off! Nob
#38

PISS OFF said 06/08/06, 10:42 am (unverified)
WTF are u talking about
#37

Mpe Mwre Mpe said 05/31/06, 3:30 am (unverified)
I support this petition because he who made it is maybe the dumbest son of a bitch of all times. Piano up yer ass homo :O
#36

Auren said 05/30/06, 7:42 pm (unverified)
I Support This Petition..because I play too many instruments and I'm pretty tired..If only I could play less instruments.... hey loser...what if you ban electric guitars? then you could only play with your dick..is that ok with you? just play with your dick and let us be...DUMB-ASS toksokrotale xamouroguftoulh traxanoplagia unclefucker
#35