AFP's Quest to Bang David Tennant
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Author: wordsmith451
Started: April 10, 2009, 3:36:32 pm
Target: Those who love beautiful things in life.
Category: Civil & Human Rights
Supporters:

4
Goal:

100,000
Goal Progress:

1% Complete
Status

Active
Ladies and gentlemen, we are gathered here today in the name of supporting Amanda Palmer (of Dresden Dolls fame) in her quest to bang David Tennant. Times are tough, and she needs your support in this harrowing endeavor. Statistics point to stunning improvements in the world economy, human rights battles all over the world, and even improvements in the availability of Chicken McNuggets, which have been a maddening scarcity forcing distraught McD's customers to resort to calling the police. It is projected that this lustful union would stop deforestation and even grow a rainforest wherever the implied sexing would take place. Furthermore, it has been forecasted that every time Amanda Palmer and David Tennant bang, a kitten is born. That's right, a fuzzy, adorable little kitten. So please, do it for the kittens.




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Wojtek said 04/11/09, 11:21 am (verified)
I support this petition, especially if its result is filmed and posted on the Internet. It would also be nice if Ms Palmer grabbed a piece of Mr Tennant's DNA for cloning purposes.
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Dan G said 04/11/09, 6:30 am (verified)
I support this petition on the condition that AFP gives details of said sexing post event. And that I get one of the kittens.
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Kate F said 04/11/09, 6:22 am (verified)
I support this petition.
#2

Stumpy Mclumpy said 04/10/09, 11:57 pm (verified)
I support this petition and must say, please let's meet up for a pint or 12! You sound like one of those persons you can have a right laugh with in a bar! Or if your female, I bet your a right demon in the sack! Cough!
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