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I LLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOVVVVVVEE EEE MY JOHNNY HE IS SO WONDERFUL ME AND I LOVE RUNNING MY TONGUE DOWN HIS CHISSILED ABS AND HE USES HIS HEART PUMPING CARDIO PACE WHEN WE ARE HAVING SEX. eVERYONE SHOULD STOP MAKING FUN OF HIM BECAUSE IF U KNEW HOW GOOD THE SEX IS THEN U WOULD LOVE HIM TOO
Stop making fun of my @$$hole boyfriend! Its not my fualt he has to have a fÜckin computerized body while on his wonderful commericials! He kicks @$$! Believe me, he doesn't have a vagina, he has mutha fÜckin' nothing! No balls, leg hair or sense! All that computerized stuff is hiding his watermelon sized breasts! Don't lay a finger on my byotch @$$ man! >:(
if u like @$$hole "fitness celebrity" suck his mutha fÜckin cock! It might give you muscles in places that should not be mentioned and i'm sure it will give this phony bastard as much pleasure!
I hate John basedow and his pasty face it doesn't match the rest of his body...oh god save us all...heard he died in the Tsunami ...Thank God for that!
John Basedow how you make me jealous. You get the hot babes chatting with you online, all day. Teach me your fine art and I'll gladly lay down my weapons. All hail the king of non-high-impact-gyrations !
Your comments about my son are neither true nor necessary. He is a fitness celebrity dammit!! He has always lived his life at a heart-pumping cardio pace and I can't believe you are saying a Tsunami would steal my Johnny...bastards!!!
I really hope John Basedow dies a horrible death. A tsunami would have been too easy and quick to kill such a "fitness celebrity" as one John Basedow. I hope it is more along the lines of some kind of mechanical accident in which he gets pinned down and he has to lie there screaming for help for days, watching people pass him by all the time and not lending him a helping hand. Better yet, laughing. I know I would be laughing. I mean, wouldn't someone with a neck as big as John Basedow's be able to easily lift a couple tons of pressure off his chest?
yo, seriously...this guy sucks
Well, it is unfortuate that John was not really in or even around the Tsunami when it occurred. I think now that he is getting some new kick ass hair hightlights, he can try and spend some real money on a commercial instead of getting his riod addicted ass spelunkin' boyfriend to tape it in his basement, or as he calls it, his "Fortress of Doom". Some one just ****ing off this fag. I mean, man, just pluck him in his teeny tiny neck and you can crash his throat. He needs a work out to make his neck bigger so it looks like it will hold his head on his body.
Wow. What can I say...nothing. I don't even watch tv and I hate John Basedow. And when I do watch tv, he's on EVERY CHANNEL. in conclusion, !!I HATE JOHN BASEDOW!!!
Look guys, He is a FITNESS CELEBRITY. How many of you can say you are one of those huh? GOOD GRACIOUS Give him a chance...I mean have you even tried the videos? I mean there are no tricky dance moves and no high impact routines! I find the comercials informative and i think it is absoultly necessary to play them every day. He is tremendous shape and his hair looks wonderful brown or bleached. So all you haters quit hating!
yo **** all your ****ers who dont like john basedow... what did he do to you... your just jealous that hes got a muscular physique unlike yourselves... you are all priobly fat ****s who sit home and wich they looked good... suck my ******* john basedow is the balls.
I stuck to the principles of Better Body Basics for 3 grueling weeks and now I'm a man-beast just like Johnny B. I couldn't be happier with my abnormally swollen pectoids.
where do i start on that friggin fakeass fag?!! his head was freakin glued on his body its all gray and wrinkly while his body is golden and ripped. I think he went a little overboard on the fake tanner then. god I hate his hair!! god y doesnt go home to friggin fat camp!!!
ya!!!! i hate him!!! hes on the dick diet!!! he eats them!!! he aint even fit!!! his ****n head was put on that body!!!! u can tell so easily!!! so lets all put an end to him and kill hi mwhile hes still young...kinda...not but u know!!!
jojn has not called me in a week and i have been waiting by the phone crying. after he ripped my anus like the grand canyon he promised he call me but i think im just another victim of a one night homosexual stand with the greatest man to ever stick pvc pipe in my anus
Guys, I came up with a really great new workout program: first ten "reps" of daisy pushups, take a rest but dont breathe, then 20 reps of struggling against waves (it's great for the arms), then take a break, and lay down and never wake up.
And last for the "abs", let ringworm and maggots eat your rotting organs.
oh my fricken god. John Basedow. He was on my hit list- but i guess sratch him. his nasty oily fake abs and manboobs. his cheap bleached hair. gag and choke. i freakin hate him sooo much. omg. its making me annoyed just thinking about him. grr!
oh my fricken god. John Basedow. He was on my hit list- but i guess sratch him. his nasty oily fake abs and manboobs. his cheap bleached hair. gag and choke. i freakin hate him sooo much. omg. its making me annoyed just thinking about him. grr!
ok..could john basedow be any more annoying!! jesus christ..its like listening to someone scratching their nails on a chalkboard while singing the "its a small world" song over and over again.and i cant even talk about his bleached hair..ew god no!!
John Basedows nephew is one of my best friends and u jerks didnt even know him so you know what if your gonna say shi- just make sure u know what the fuc- uir talking about beacuse u know what thye say about karma i hope u all die horrible deaths
Ya right, The mighty John Basedow could never be killed by some measely "tsunami". He's most likely snorting crack of a urinal with a 20 dolla bill and sipping champagne!
True, he may have been a bit on the annoying side, but John Basedow's death (if that is indeed the case) should make us analyze our own fragile lives more closely. Here is a man who lived his life at a heart-pumping cardio pace. We can all learn something from John Basedow. In six minutes, for just $19.99.
January 2, 2005 -- Fitness celebrity and television personality, John Basedow has been missing in Phuket, Thailand since the deadly Tsunami devastated the area where he was vacationing on Sunday, December 26th, 2004. Best know for his fitness video commercials, John Basedow has long been a part of the fitness community and has appeared in many health and fitness periodicals and television programs.
no high impact gyrations, no tricky dance moves, just non-stop commercials of the most irratating freak of nature I have ever seen. HE MUST BE STOPPED!
I can't get over this guy. His frosted hair is so circa 1980's soap star. And for being a "fitness celebrity", you would think that he would have enough cash to fix that retched posture!
I dive across the room to grab the clicker every time I hear the intensely annoying female voice-over for Fitness Made Simple. I never look at the screen (the visuals are beyond gay) and I shout loudly to block out the sound until I have changed the channel.
ESPN and CNN run these annoying ads every morning, and I have written to both stations informing them that, while earning ad revenue, they are losing viewers.
Basedow joins Benny Hinn as a world class ripoff artist. His death would be good news.
John, honestly it's 3 things that make you more annoying than any other "celebrity."
1) Msking your own commercial and having it played every damn half hour doesn't instantaneously make you a "fitness celebrity."
2) You don;t have to flex and pose when you talk on screen.
3) Get a haircut. In fact, I'll buy the dvd or vhs (only fatcows still purchase VHS tapes anyways)
go away.
He is rad! You are probably fat and wear pleated plants. I yearn to lick low-carb syrup off of Basedow's chest and have him kiss my naturally hairless balls.
