He's an android from the year 2020.. in a couple years he will open a portal and millions of 75 year old fitness professionals will come like a demonic horde into our nation. He MUST be stopped!
Three nights ago I was having a dream that a beautiful woman was having her way with me. When I pulled up her dress a small penis popped out, and I when I looked at her face I saw it was Basedow and he was telling me about hip gyrations. This guy is sneaking into my dreams, he must be stopped. *shivers*
The two nights since that dream I've wet the bed and woken up screaming. John Basedow is pure evil, right down to his tricky dance moves. I can't stop crying ...
So, I'm sick right now, and when you're sick, you watch TV. What have I seen easily 100 times? THE JOHN BASEDOW COMMERCIAL!!! SHOOT ME IN THE FACE!!! GAHHHH!!!
this homo has to go
hahahahaha that guy if ****ing insanley ugly & it looks like his head is photoshopped onto that body, which is probally photoshopped too. psjhhhhhhhh UGLLYLYY MAN.
John Basedow sucks. Working out is hard and getting fit take a lot of work. I see his ****ty face every damn time I'm watching TV, thinking about dropping my squat bar on his face. Screw Basedow.
John Basedow must be removed from television. Forcibly, if necessary. If this is not possible, he should be killed. His ads are intensely offensive. He tells us we can "get ripped" like him, but he is clearly a man who spends hours daily in the gym working with professional equipment. His stupid program will not have the same results.
At 115 lbs. soaking wet he sure does make for a mighty scrumtious rump ranger. Never have I ever witnessed such a disgusting, poorly posed, bad haired fitness model who actually is a digrace to the industry alone. He nausiates me to death...barf!!!
My phone number is (516) 922-3434, please if you want to talk dont hesitate to call...anytime of night...my screen name is BBnick10, IM me sometime, EVERYONE PLEASE I NEED SOME CHATTER TO KEEP ME SANE
oh, basedow died from the tied, of a tsunami greater than he.
He was taken in thailand, while using his hand on orphan boy that was wee.
He sold videos to all fat hoes whose pussys reeked of pee.
he ended his life after s-cked and f-cked a orphan boy with glee
Ya i pretty much hate him too.
He repulses me and my girlfriend so much that we have to turn channels whenever he appears. I think TV networks should be aware of this! How much money has this f*cker made!
Fuckk this stupid mother****err, i hate this guy and his ****ing commercials!!! They r on way to much and im fuccking sick of it!!!!! Get this guy off my goddamn tv already! Basedow must be stopped!!
John Basedow was clearly a overweight child who had problems as a kid n feels its necessary to try n make videos to feel good about himself ......Basedow grow up just bc ur not as big as some other ppl such as me
HOLY GOD...have u seen this mans head. it has to be photoshopped onto his body, it must be five shades lighter. and he has little stick man legs. he looks ridiculous. i dont want to take advice about fitness form this guy...has anyone actually seen him stand up straight, he is always leaning back.
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Jon's head it too big.. seriously it is! He's a very odd looking freak with even more odd looking hair. His body is not asymetrically aligned. He needs to die.
His hair is really awful and his curvy spine is sick. He looks like a friggin insect. Take his commercial off the air until he agrees to get a decent haircut. I am not sure if his commercials are worse than the old Tom Carvel commercials from Carvel ice cream...a choice between leprosy and cancer!
Thank God John survived the tsunami. However i doubt God had anything to do with it, i believe it was his impenetrable thighs gripping that tree branch, the f**king freak of nature...i hate him and believe this site is wonderous
Hey Mr. Smith...he is str8, but def has a history as a player in str8 porn flicks... in the gay flicks he only j.o.'d. Check it out. Francois Papillon.
You said it ron, THey are just jealous. I have sold not one, not two but 12 successful work out volumes. I earn my money. I work hard at what i do. Last shoot i did for a video was in thailand right during the tsunami disaster. I pulled a few chinks out of the water by their feet.. I then conintued flexing while the waves crashed down around me
why yall hatin on john basedow...cuz hes gettin all that money? ohh it must make you sick to look at all the diamonds he wears...hes bangin all these *****es and you guys are JEALOUS!
Yo, screw all you haters, You are all just jealous. Jealous that i be making mad loot while i flex.. Ur girlfriends and wifes sneak away from u at night to turn on the tv and wack it to my informercials
I sign this petition in protest of its very existence. John Basedow is a kind, caring, beautiful man whose only goal in life is to help people look their best. I would also like to debunk the assertions that John is a homosexual pervert. He is most certainly a heterosexual, one with a beautiful wife and children, in fact.
Ahem...it's not "John Basedow", the name is "Fitness Celebrity John Basedow", get it right next time douchebags. I am the F.C.J.B., that's F to the cizzle, J to the Bezizzle, laying the smack down on all the non-believers, bi-atch.
i think your the one who takes speed and steriods....if you like john basedow, why dont you lick his 4 inch penis and stick a vibrator up his pussy while your at it...basedow is a loser with no friends and his family definetly hates him...
I ****ing hate John Basedow. I ****ing hate the way he curves his spine in his commercials. John Basedow, stop it. You look like a ****ing hunchback. I ****ing hate you.
i think you are wrong 2ones...im in love with john basedow and his oily body....man, i wish i had a body like that so i can rub it up against steven hirsch 24/7...and to put it all together...stevens anul hole is so big...i love you steven
what it is hoe whussup...john basedow was a ****** and this kid named steve is gay with him and this other guy named jared they all have an orgy witheachother while watching fitness made simple...HOLLA
I wish those John Basedow commercials were longer, it take more than 10 seconds too cum.....i wish they played these commericals more...i usually finger my anul hole because i pretend my finger is john basedows muscular heart pumping cardio paced pe***....im gay with him....ILU JOHN
there is no way that those people on the commercials actually lost weight by doing fitness made simple....inside the video he probably has an extra at the end of the credits that says be bolemic and take steriods
There seems to be some confusion..."John Basedow" is alive and well and teaching 8th grade math in Twin Falls, Idaho. The "Fitness Celebrity" is "John Basedau" (umlaut over the u) also teaching 8th grade math, but at an exclusive all-boys fitness school in Miami. By the way, "Basedau" (umlaut over the u) is old German for "Planetoid noggin, spindly neck".
I'm sorry that so many of you have taken offense to my commercials. Perhaps I might add that I take offense to seeing you fat blobs waddling around, making an eyesore of our country. so from me to you: F*ck you all! My t*ts are every so much nicer than yours.
I admit his commercials are a little much, but HATE is such a strong word to use. Ive never meet basedow, so im not going to go with the HATE thing, sorry. It is this type of thinking that is behind groups like the Nazi's BTW!
John Basedow is a total pimp. I obsess over him. He needs to lift more neck, but otherwise, hes huge. I cant beleive you all hate on him. No more tricky dance moves or fad diets, they dont work for me or anyone I or John Basedow know. JOHN BASEDOW IS AWESOME. i dont want to sign petition, but my voice must be heard regarding player John B.
I have a friend that looks almost exactly like john basedow, its amazing! HE HATES IT SOOO MUCH. We all crack on him all the time. In bars when we are drunk we tell people that he is JB and people all beleive him!!
come to my site....
www.johnbasedowhatersofam erica.com
its so sweet you can play games where you put someother guys body put on john basedows head.. just like in the commercial..
Is it just me or is john basedow just a face put on someother guys body..
come on he cant be real. why is his head so funny looking compared to his body? biggest moron on tv.
