basedow is the biggest fucking nigger stain ive ever seen in my life. id like to scalp that queer ass enormously disproportional head, and shit down his throat. George Bush says "Fuck you John Basedow you fucking asshole!"
JOHN BASEDOW HAS AIDS!!!!!!!!!!He also injects STEROIDS IN HIS asshole-====-===-======== ========================= ========================= ========================= ============== nice hair you fucking loser
Ok guy, here we go. lets talk about john basedow. I heard he had pool balls implanted in his stomach to make it look like that. And thats not even his real head. He is a piece of shit. Ok im on the phone with him right now. Ok i told him about the petition and he said he looks like that cause he has aids. And the disease known as.....GINGEVITIS!
All I have to say is Nuck if you buck is the MAN! How basedow got his groove back volume 4 sold at the nearest corner queer shop..Johny is realy 4'10 53 lbs with a wierd frost on his hair..
If John Basedow was president, everyone would have a 64 pack with small balls and a receding hair line. Fitness Made Queer..Reportidly they found John Basedow in a crunched position washed up from the tsunami with his abs surgically removed..A recent update said that his abs were selling on ebay..
Okay, John Basedow really ticks me off. Here I am, watching a good show or whatever, and that crap commercial comes on. It's SO annoying I SWEAR and the stupid song he has to go with his commercial annyos me too. Seriously, that sad dude needs to pack up that fake muscle and go somewhere else. Like out of the U.S.
I support this petition.
This gay boy has been takin it up the ass for so long that he can't stand up straight. Definetly a toupe.
I was disapointed to hear he lived through the tsunami.
I support this petition. i mean i wish my body was good but he's so f'cked up wut's up with hhim he's so ugly and all boasting about his fitness, he's like, 'hi im josh, i bet my bod is way better than yours, you can try to get it like mine, but you'll probably fail' loser
I blame his commercials for causing me neurological damage.My left eyelid started twitching after I was repeatedly exposed to them, and now it won't stop! ;p
I do not think he can show me how to reach my full potential and turn my whole life around. I hate the ambiguity of his age caused by his poorly frosted hair.
Hasn't he made enough money from his workout program to afford a shirt? I also want to know if I can sue him to stop using my initials to sell this product....
i hear he might be dead so then WHY ARE HIS COMMERCIALS STILL ON? WHO BUYS THESE TAPES? WHERE ARE THESE PEOPLE? i can't get that stupid song out of my head!! ahhhh
This faggot pencil-neck freak makes me sick. That thing he wears on his head makes Burt Reynolds' hairpiece look plausible. It won't be long before we see him on late nite cable selling A.I.D.S. medications. This faggot looks like a pez dispenser.
I support this petition.
Here's John Basedow,
He's gonna show you how,
To take primate genitalia,
Up that anal cavity!
It's bestiality made simple!
When you don't like real people!
It's changing real lives!
I support this petition.
Enough is enough! Over saturation is nauseating and unhealthy on so many levels. John Basedow, your love of money is so transparent. Get a life and get out of everyone else's. You are making us all sick of you, when you are trying to obtain the opposite result. Don't you get it?
I support the jon basedow revolution. actually, i petitioned my friends to cover the song tonight at their concert. its funny, kinda like r .kelly's closet song, unintended awful, you just have to laugh at.
I was so thrilled when i saw john's commercials, because "tricky dance moves and high impact gyrations" can describe only one thing, Our first date----He remembered!!!!!!
See John! I told you!!! You were a fag in high school when you used to get chased home and pissed on and you're still a fag!!!!! Ha Ha!
Love, your brother (psyche!!! you FAG!!!)
BASF...We don't make John Basedow, we make John Basedow better. The freak is made out of plasic! How do you make a John Basedow? Take one Shatner 2000 hairpiece, put it on a watermellon, draw a face, put that on a shaved Howler Monkey's body and create an annoying infomercial. But thank heaven there are no tricky dance moves! No high impact gyrations! Outside of that...I love this guy!
John basedows fake. Hes always in one pose because he is a superimposed head on some body. I saw him once at work(in the airport) and hes really fat, hes a real dick too, i hope he dies so we dont have to listen to his crap hes even in movie theatres
John basedows fake. Hes always in one pose because he is a superimposed head on some body. I saw him once at work(in the airport) and hes really fat, hes a real dick too, i hope he dies so we dont have to listen to his crap hes even in movie theatres
This dude creeps me out. I don't know if it's the 1983 feathered hair, or the XXXXL dome that sits on his shoulders.
The sooner he goes away, the better.
I'm fed up of this bastard. He has to get his ass off of all the good channels!!! Who knows, he might show up for a split second in a porno movie! Get rid of this good for nothing **** once and for all!
John`s workout apparently gives you scoliosis.For those of you who don`t know what that means, It`s a curvature of the spine.I have never seen this freak of nature standing strait up.And whats with him pulling down the front of his pants just a little as if he wants to take a peak at his manhood,or mayby he is checking to see if its still there. John get over yourself!
next thing you know they will come out with a john basedow soap to make you look all oily like he does in the commercials, but theyll need a warning lable reading the following - "WARNING: this product is known to cause ugly hair and an irregularly shaped head, use only if a dumb f***"
Ok so has anyone noticed how extremely photoshoped this man looks. His head is like four shades lighter than the rest of his body...it's just weird. And seriously it's like extremely unproportional to the rest of his body. And who the hell decided he was a "fitness celebrity" I'm sorry sir but you are not Arnold.
If you make fun of me I will FedEx your *****a$$ to the place where jealous fat losers hang out where you can eat lots of lard and donuts while you watch jealously as my perfectly shaped fat-free buttocks crack walnuts.
I called this *******s 800 number and asked to have them limit the TV SPAM on all channels. This guy is making the world sick of seeing him. I request that everone who sees a commercial calls the number, ties up lines, runs up the phone bill, BS's for 10 minutes and then declines. At this point I've been warned that I'm harrasing so I can't call so if all of you would pick up where I left off maybe this twerp would get off my TV.
john basedow is to fitness as:
a)roseanne:supermodel
b) britney spears: classy
C) ashlee simpson: talented
d) mc donalds: healthy eating
e) ALL OF THE ABOVE
someone please punch this weenie
What a freak! The body of Hurcules and the head of an accountant. I can't stand this yammering creep and his piece of crap commerical which must be on 100 times a day on Dish network. I want to tie him up and feed him lard until he weight 700 pounds.
John Basedow is the proverbial 98 lb. weakling morphed into a 135 lb. media irritant. Here is a midget that makes Billy Barty look like Yao Ming by comparson. Basedow's pathetic physique and rediculous haircut appear on every sports, news and entertainment show on cable.
That body is the result of years of hard weight training? Most of us could get better results working out at Krispy Kreme.
I can't stand that ugly, deformed bastard! My dream is to just beat him and beat him with a tennis racket until waffle marks cover his entire misshapen body!
I hate John Basedow. I hate him as though he's personally wronged me. I am consumed by an overwhelming odium every time I see his commercials, to the extent that I punch my TV in rage, often destroying it.
