Signatures #300 through #398 for the The I HATE JOHN BASEDOW commercials petition petition
RICHARD LEPAGE said 11/03/09, 6:10 am (unverified)
GET A LIFE -LEAST JOHN IS OUT THERE TRYING TO MAKE A DIFFERNCE,-ANYONE CAN BE A CRITIC. HE WALKS HIS TALK, BUT THEN AGAIN YOU PROBABLE PERFER THAN JENNY GRAIG, DR.OZ OR OPRAH. DO YOUR ABS LOOK THAT GOOD? THOUGHT SO!
#398

Steve Lang said 04/15/09, 4:58 pm (verified)
I support this petition. I hate him soo much did you see the new one? With all the heavy people. OMG I hate him
#397

kar bare said 02/23/09, 9:13 pm (verified)
he's not human.
#396

Ben Whonna said 02/08/09, 5:21 pm (verified)
I dont support this petition.
#395

Ian Paisley said 01/23/09, 10:31 pm (verified)
john basedow is becoming the most hated human being to have ever lived. His commercials are birthing potential mass murders and city by city riots. The homeless are roaming the streets looking for him. The disenfranchised are seeking social reunification by way of the penance made thru basedow's sacrifice. The jobless are trying to find basedow to satisfy their blood lust. The foreclosed-upon, staring at the tv, motionless, emotionless, after just reading the sheriff's eviction notice just saw one too many fitness made simple commercials and immediately left off for the refinery with a 12 gauge. The chaos in Iceland had nothing whatsoever to do with the country losing it's national wealth. It's john basedows commercials. South Korea erupts in street by street riots, fitness made simple played one too many times. The Congo was a placid & peaceful place until the nation got cable and fitness made simple aired over 3,000 times. Now thousands are dead. john basedow is a media criminal. john basedow has given us hate speech and has broken the Genocide Treaty having caused us all to experience mental harm. john basedow must be arrested and sent to the World Court in the Hague whereby the sentence of death will be handed down upon him for causing the world to riot, rape and most of all - causing hundreds of millions of cable watchers to perform brigandage. jk I hate john basedow - citizens arrest!!!
#394

Steve Stevens said 12/06/08, 10:18 pm (verified)
John Basetow wants to make everybody think he is so popular. This is such bullshit. Nobody gives a shit about this dick. This guy is such an ugly gay prick! His head is too big, his neck is too long & skinny, and his frosted hair doo has to go, looks like grandma back from the beauty parlar. Fuck John Basetow! He thinks he's so great and so hot. Fuck him!
#393

lee romanes said 10/03/08, 2:13 am (verified)
I support this petition. I hate him because his commercial got stuck into my head...I'm having Nightmares!
#392

J Bee said 09/02/08, 11:24 am (verified)
I hate him and his total mismatched head and body.
#391

robert nance said 08/17/08, 11:31 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#390

dustin hatchett said 08/17/08, 11:30 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#389

Harry Buttplug said 08/16/08, 8:27 pm (verified)
John is almost as bad as Bruce Buffer. They both need to be silenced by a team of ninjas. They feed on fear.
#388

Randy said 08/05/08, 9:44 am (verified)
I support this petition because Baesedow never states any info about his life which is shrouded in secrecy. He has a right to be the consummate American Capitalist but he should at least come out of the closet if ya get my drift.
#387

Gheylord said 06/03/08, 2:12 pm (verified)
I saw John once, well I think it was, because he had his head up his own ass
#386

Conor said 05/03/08, 8:53 pm (verified)
Screw you all J-Base is the man he shouldn\'t be in commercials...he should be in movies and the bible!!!!!
#385

Johnny said 05/02/08, 11:37 pm (verified)
John Basedow is gay.
#384

George said 04/07/08, 7:26 am (verified)
It could be raining vaginas and John Basedow would still get hit in the head by a cock!!!!
#383

Weaver said 04/05/08, 9:15 pm (verified)
I HATE YOU JOHN BASEDOW YOU ARE A CHODE
#382

John said 03/22/08, 9:38 am (verified)
I HATE JOHN BASEDOW! How is he a fitness celebrity? Because he made a tv commercial from his basement? And who is that asshole girl who said 'he's sooo hot!
#381

Mricozzi said 01/15/08, 9:04 am (verified)
John Basedow Blows!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#380

Ben said 01/07/08, 11:06 am (verified)
John Basedow is actually Bob Saget on steroids...he's still a pussy
#379

CJ said 12/22/07, 10:21 am (verified)
John Basedow is the only person on the face of this earth I would commit homicide againest!!
#378

rick said 12/21/07, 4:56 am (verified)
I support this petition.
#377

rattala foola said 11/19/07, 1:03 pm (verified)
we love you john!!
#376

Frankie said 10/16/07, 10:41 pm (verified)
I'm tired of every other commercial being about total gyms and seeing his ugly John Basedow face!!!!
#375

Richard Simmons said 09/17/07, 4:10 pm (verified)
No, he's NOT gay, but I bet he looks into a mirror and masturbate to himself everyday .
#374

James Harvey said 08/24/07, 5:33 pm (verified)
Signed.
#373

Kevin Rawlins said 08/22/07, 9:24 am (verified)
HIS FREAKIN NECK IS WAY TOO SMALL FOR HIS BODY
#372

Jimber said 07/29/07, 6:53 pm (verified)
John Basedow is a butt pirate!!
#371

Dirk James said 07/15/07, 6:09 am (verified)
Seeing that Duran Duran-coifed ass hole for the 37,986th time is almost as much fun as having my eardrums shredded by
#370

Jay Charles said 07/10/07, 3:49 am (verified)
I support this petition.
#369

steve fontaine said 06/18/07, 1:13 pm (verified)
crap
#368

fosco said 06/05/07, 9:16 am (verified)
i also agree
#367

Wes said 05/29/07, 1:06 pm (verified)
i once heard his pecs were chiseled by angels
#366

jon smith said 05/26/07, 12:48 pm (verified)
I agree, I hate himalso.
#365

Brad said 05/22/07, 10:49 pm (verified)
DONT HATE THE PLAYER THE HATE THE GAME!
#364

tdiz said 03/29/07, 4:29 pm (verified)
fuck that guy
#363

Dorkus Dick said 02/22/07, 2:58 pm (verified)
I had my first homosexual experience while watching "Six Pack Abs".
#362

fuck john basedow said 02/18/07, 10:20 am (verified)
I support this petition.
#361

Charles R said 02/17/07, 3:07 pm (verified)
John looks like he's left over from the 70s. Who in this mordern day and age wants a 1970s body?
#360

PooptyPants said 02/11/07, 4:13 pm (verified)
Like this petition will mean anything... I kinda wished he died in the Tsunami.... Hes just a homo, and the people in his video are fucking ugly as sin.
#359

Sir Mix-A-Lot said 01/25/07, 12:40 am (verified)
I support this petition because I like big butts and I cannot lie.
#358

Sean said 11/21/06, 3:02 pm (verified)
ITS FITNESS MADE SIMPLE...MADE FOR REAL PEOPLE...FITNESS MADE SIMPLE...ITS CHANGING REAL LIVES!! HES MYS IDOL, I MASTERBATE TO HIS COMMERCIALS YUMMM
#357

Jon said 11/07/06, 7:38 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#356

Travis Bickle said 11/03/06, 4:47 am (unverified)
It's the damn theme song! SIMPLE says it all. Someone needs to eradicate Basedow.
#355

Rush Smith said 11/02/06, 5:04 pm (unverified)
I support this petition.
#354

Lindi said 11/01/06, 11:22 am (unverified)
I support this petition.
#353

Shoeblogging.com said 10/30/06, 8:30 am (unverified)
I support this petition.
#352

Ahzeem said 10/26/06, 3:46 am (unverified)
I hate that guy!
#351

Ding Dong said 10/25/06, 4:48 pm (unverified)
Because there is seriously something wrong with his neck. Good grief - he looks like the incredible friggin' hulk from the neck down - but his neck looks like Screech from that stupid high school show. WTF?
#350

nick harman said 08/19/06, 4:40 am (unverified)
heres john basedow he's gonna show you how to reach your potential and turn your whole life around its fitness made simple made for real people its fitness made simple it's changing real lives of fat people
#349

tabatha said 08/08/06, 8:56 pm (unverified)
I support this petition
#348

Paul Fay said 08/06/06, 8:37 am (unverified)
wow i hate those commercials
#347

This petition is BS said 08/05/06, 5:54 pm (unverified)
I support this petition.
#346

Julie F said 08/02/06, 6:07 pm (unverified)
I support this petition.
#345

BobDole said 07/30/06, 12:30 am (unverified)
i support this petition because jon loves penis
#344

Sleepyjon said 07/30/06, 12:30 am (unverified)
I find him sexy.
#343

ROFL hes ugly #_# said 07/24/06, 9:10 pm (unverified)
I support this petition.
#342

Melyssa said 07/20/06, 8:03 pm (unverified)
I support this petition.
#341

Cathy said 07/12/06, 6:08 pm (unverified)
Ush Ugh Puke Puke He is sickening
#340

Peter P said 07/06/06, 2:29 am (unverified)
he's a tool
#339

Sarah said 07/02/06, 10:45 pm (unverified)
I support this petition.
#338

Jen said 07/02/06, 6:19 am (unverified)
I hate when the song gets stuck in my head. That guy has a bad highlight job in his hair. You'd think that he could afford decent hair by now.
#337

john phillips said 06/29/06, 8:23 pm (unverified)
i have never seen a more self-absorbed "pretty boy" and obviously gay roider in my life. everyone I know from allw alks of life seems to feel the same way. Who buys this fruit's dvds?
#336

Dasher said 06/20/06, 5:13 am (unverified)
I HATE THIS TWIT! Pencil Necked FREAK! KILL HIM!!!
#335

JR said 06/20/06, 4:39 am (unverified)
Go away, John Basedow
#334

Feiny said 06/20/06, 3:56 am (unverified)
because that song drives me insane. It is fucktarded and John Basedow is obviously a pod person. He is a tiny man with an abnormal sized head. He weighs 103 pounds and 23 of that is skull.
#333

Stan M. said 06/14/06, 6:13 am (unverified)
Because Basedow is a phony who presented himself as an MD in his very earliest commercials. I doubt he has the intelligence to graduate from high school let alone medical school.
#332

Michael Sipos said 06/12/06, 1:39 am (unverified)
John Basedow is a total cutie.
#331

kbro said 06/02/06, 11:59 pm (unverified)
because fitness is not simple.
#330

Mr Keys said 05/31/06, 12:41 am (unverified)
If I get that F&#@ing song stuck in my head one more time Im gonna go postal!!!! Down with Basedow DOWN!!!!!!
#329

a concerned citizen said 05/30/06, 5:54 pm (unverified)
Please stop this man he is a ruin to our lives
#328

richard jamieson said 05/29/06, 2:05 pm (unverified)
thats all i see on every dam channel is this asshole take him off plz
#327

SirMixALot said 05/29/06, 4:54 am (unverified)
I like BIG BUTTS and I cannot lie, John Basedow yo glutes is way too small bi-atch. Oh yeah, the Surreal Life just called too, next season on the show you're gonna be rooming with me and that "Dooooo-ude, yer gettin' a Dell" guy.
#326

rich said 05/27/06, 7:16 pm (unverified)
He need a bigger neck as he looks fuckin stupid!
#325

Captain Awesome said 05/26/06, 7:17 pm (unverified)
I support this petition because John Basedow is a moron. He looks like a douchebag and his song sucks too. Whenever I hear that song and see the retarded people working out, I feel like going on a killing spree.
#324

Jenna said 05/23/06, 1:32 am (unverified)
he scares me
#323

RyRun said 05/16/06, 5:43 am (unverified)
because John Basedow is a freakin goon. And if have to sit through that damn "Here comes Jon Basedow" song again I'll slam a bible over my nutsack.
#322

Mr. Prophet Mohammed said 05/03/06, 4:52 pm (unverified)
Fitness mde simple commercials come on to often. It makes me sick to see a half naked asshat on my tv screen
#321

jn.comohn barger said 05/02/06, 4:36 am (verified)
gay and bad wig sickening
#320

arabhater said 04/22/06, 3:07 am (verified)
dude big arab or watever ur name is u need to blow urself up or sumthin and take john basedow with u maybe u and him can have gay arab sex in the afterlife
#319

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#318

a concerned citizen said 04/20/06, 1:56 am (verified)
omfg i don't have cable and i have never seen this guy b4 u know wat fuck off and die john basedow u piece of shit
#317

eudgb said 04/19/06, 8:56 pm (verified)
jerry garcias cock looks excactly like jons face
#316

ADMINISTRATOR said 04/19/06, 8:54 pm (verified)
Sorry to anyone offended the past couple of signatures were done by the same person we have disallowed him from the website thanks and keep doing petitions.
#315

I LUV COCK AND I SAY THE TRUTH said 04/19/06, 8:48 pm (verified)
I HATE ALL 317 PEOPLE WHO SIGNED THIS WE ALL NO U ARE GAY COME OUT OF THE FUCKIN CLOSET I MEAN STARE AT JON BASEDOWS HUGE SWEATY GREAT O MY O MY I JUST CREAMED MYSELF BUT WAT IM SAYING IS STARE AT HIS COCK AND HIS BALLS AND DONT SAY YOU FEEL GREAT AND GET A HUGE HARD ON OR FOR YOU ASIANS A SMALL HOMLY YET STILL TRYING HARD ON YOU ALL ARE GAY JON IF YOU READ THIS I WANT TO SUCK YOUR GIANT SWEATY O I CREAMED MYSELF AGAIN BUT I WANT TO SUCK YOUR COCK AND CREAM MYSELF ALL OVER UR HARD NIPPLES.
#314

sad brother but now very happy said 04/19/06, 8:39 pm (verified)
all my friends told me the pic was great i wonder y they laughed a bunch i wonder if they have anymore at this website they told me to look at gayguys.com wierd watever lets see hey heres a great one jon getting a blowjob from tom crruise it says jon is one of the biggestgay male modles. WAT MALE O MY FUCKIN GOD O MY I JUST THREW UP I HAD ALL THOSE PPICTURES HE HAD SUCH GREAT LUXCIOURIOUS BLOND PUBES I MEAN AND HIS HUGE BOOBS I MEAN THOSE WERE 10 TIME PAMALA ANDERSON O GOD IM GETTIN MY GUN READY Y HE SHE HE SHE I DNT NO HE WAS SOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOT I CNT EXCEPT HE WAS A GUY GOODBYE CRUEL HOMOPHOBIC WORLD I LUV U JON REMEMBER ME IF U EVER SEE MY BOD SUCK MY COCK I LUV U JON
#313

yo yo wats popin nigga now i wanna holla at that arab nigga. yo son yo son wat the fuck yo u got some problem like animals n u no u gay right quit playing u ridin the hersey highway. Plus nigga u fucked up. Lets get it crackin wit basedizow he is one strange nigga. yo i had a dream n it was like wow yo its john bizasdizow and he was like talking bout how anythings possible once u get in shizape then he said he was gonna put his magikstick up my ass i was like nah son and i busted a cap in his ass but he liked it son yo yo yo i aint gonna say the rest lets keep it pg 13 but yo man sad brother send me dat pick is it a sistah damn i bet its a fine ass
#312

sad brother said 04/19/06, 8:11 pm (verified)
hello my brother was boobs are amazing and i just found his head exploded and his hand in his pant o god y did he kill him self his real name was chaderella hey hes holding some hott picture of a grl man she has huge boobs i just wanna suck those hott nipples o god and o my that ass im gonna go to the bathroom with the pic...hey im gonna tell my friends about this.
#311

troubled arab said 04/19/06, 8:01 pm (verified)
this is me again.....hey umm boobs are amazing i have to tell you somethingkilling yourself is not good unless you do it and take out infidels contact me if you want to talk about ur suicide or just have gay sex i mean, i mean, i mean, i mean just be ...friends
#310

boobs are amazing said 04/19/06, 7:54 pm (verified)
man i have to say jon basedow is a guys name but i dontt care jon basedow is one hott ass chick she has huge boobs and i would luv to see her husband hole. have you ever seen her ass it is wowwwwww wait wat my brother just ttold me hes a gggggguyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!! !!!!! but i have all those pictures i thought she i mean he was like sister to jenne jamison o my but he has such buetiful luxciourious hair that has to be a girls ive jacked o my o my i cnt believe o my fucking god i told all my friends huh they new o my god im getting my gun this is my last messege to the oublic goodbye the gun is loaded tell jon about me plz
#309

troubled arab said 04/19/06, 7:39 pm (verified)
Let me start by saying PRAISE ALLAH PRAISE ALLAH PRAISE ALLAH PRAISE ALLAH Next i want to pledge jihad against americac and Isreal and the west i poop on them and fart and make gassies all over them i hope they all end up living in poop ha that will show them. Now John Basedow is evil allah should smote him. His eyes are sexy though and his abs yum. I MEAN HE IS A GAY THey SHALL ROT IN HELL. I WAS HAving proper arab sex with my wife but i couldnt u no ................. get it up its a common problem for me then the JOHN BASEDOW commercial came on and so did i, it was like magic my wife said it was like the prophet blessed be he had possesed my penis as it made its hidra to my wifes va jay jay. It was the best sex i had ever had since the time with my goat. But then when the commercial went off and it was a commercical about victorias secret it stopped. I have no idea why. So i closed my eyes and tried to prey to allah. First i asked him to poop and fart all over america and isreal and the west and to make doppeys all over. Then i asked that he should help me proper arab sex me wife up. It worked all i could see in my mind was John Basedow with his blond strecks and his ripped body my wife yelled like those people in the twin toweres when allah killed the decadent american pigs. i for one thank john basedow and send him allah praises . maybe he isnt gay just really really really hot
#308

the good old days said 04/19/06, 7:21 pm (verified)
BY GOD BY GOD BY GOD I remember the good old days when fags pretended they were straight they werent out and open about puting lub all over their asshole then taking warm hard cockityies right up their. Nothing worse then these out n open fags by god. Back in the good ol days when we found out someone was a fag we'd go to his housse in the middle of the night and kidnap him. Next we would take him to the woods tie him to a tree and beat him, Yea beat him down real good like. Then you take ur cock out its probobly hard already so u smack him across the face with it. then you rip his clothes off and shove ur penis right up his ass. that shows them. then when ur done giving him butt pain you lynch him like a negro. when you've finished that u rape his dead body put on some lipstick and give him one last kiss before cutting off his gay devilstick. then throw his body in the river. All straight caucasian males should help me in my mission to do this to JOhn Basedow that will teach him to quit bein a fag u no his real name is faggity mcimgonnagetrapedpansts really it is or at least thats wat ill call him WHite Power
#307

gay and ashamed said 04/19/06, 7:06 pm (verified)
hello i am gay but im not proud. Mama tried to fix me but im too much of a devil seed. I no im going to hell but i just love penis so much. Now i am ashamed to say this but i shove dildos up my ass whenever John gets on TV now i wanna rub my penis all over his body do u think he would be intrested
#306

ricco said 04/17/06, 5:44 am (verified)
John eats the corn & peas out of my shit and washes it all down with a big load of chunky sperm
#305

Dennis said 04/17/06, 3:54 am (verified)
i hate this f-ing d@ckw@eed. he's a total flamer and shouldn't be allowed around small boys.
#304

RM said 04/05/06, 5:20 am (verified)
Basedow is a moron!
#303

Rickster said 04/03/06, 8:23 pm (verified)
I would like to see one of his video students stick a broom handle up his aids infected ass and break it off! Then proseed to beat his testicles & shit stained dick with the other half
#302

john basedow said 04/01/06, 11:14 pm (verified)
i hate all of you.
#301