Hi, I'm Alex, and retarded cocksucker. Look at me, I think I'm all smart for correcting some dude's paragraphs; but I'm really some motherfucking dumbassed bitch who is actually agreeing with this petition. Oh, damn it, now all the blonde women won't let me suck out their vaginal organs because I agreed..."
I support this petition.... That's what all you people who are saying,"Blondes are not dumb!", are really saying. When you sign a petition it means you agree with it. So when you say "Blondes are not dumb!", you're actually saying: "I support this petition." You have to sign the petition in order to get it on to this webpage you BLONDES!!! Blondes are dumb! That's another fact Lysol can confirm! Alex is dumb as shit!!! So are all you other blondes who did the same!!! We've got to put a giant neon sign pointing to the web page after this one: "Blondes are not dumb!" 1 page ahead. Oops! Sorry let me traslate that for you:"Blonds ar not dum!", for all you blondes who've signed this petition! Alex, you just got FUCKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!
This petition makes me laugh. Hahaha. See? Anyway, the proof of the creator's idiocy is in the petition summary. Let's go through the mistakes, shall we? I quote:
"i (capital I required) think the creator of the petition *****BLONDS (BLONDES) ARE NOT DUM (DUMB) ***** is taking this to (too) siriously (seriously) when we say blond (blonde) joks (jokes) (comma or full stop required) it is for humour (full stop)
it (capital I) is just a joke (full stop or comma) i (capital I) am saying this because the one who created the petition *****BLONDES ARE NOT DUM***** (I will not repeat myself here) is taken (taKING) this to sriously!!!! (seriously!)"
Anyway, that's over. Conclusion: you suck.
Love, Alex
DO YOU WANT A FUCKING COOKIE , BLONDES R DUMB GET OVER IT MIC. YOU ARE LYING U SUCK ANUS AND U SUCK AT LIFE AS ALL BLONDES DO. WOT A QUEER YOU ARE I HOPE YOU BURN IN HELL. LICKY NIPPLE LICKY NIPPLE LICKY NIPPLE
fuck you bitches.
I'm a blonde and i've got straight A's
top that ho's
if got a problem email me and i'll wup yo ass day and night
BITCH!
my email is sweet_lil_micayla15@hotma il.com
Sure, there are dumb blondes out there. However, guess what. There are dumb brunettes as well. And dumb red heads and dumb people with black hair. It has nothing to do with the color of someone's hair, but who they are and how many brains they have in their thick heads! IDIOTS!!
You...Oh God...I cannot even express my thoughts right now...At least not in words. I am a brunette through and through. I am also quite intelligent but I have many many blonde friends whom are wholeheartedly and undeniably smarter then me. What you people are doing is so distasteful. It makes me sick. Go find something productive to do. Like, oh I don`t know, reading a dictionary to fix your spelling mistakes?
Blondes are not dumb you idiotic bastards! I'm a blonde and I have a 4.0! Oh and by the way, the majority of you people can't spell for shit! Fuck all you foolish morons! Baka ne sukadayumo toko de mo? Hah! I bet none of you can translate that!!!
You are a DUMB piece of shit. You're saying blondes are stupid, but you can't even spell the word dumb. The guy who said blondes aejr ust good to have sex with didn't spell are or sex with. IF YOU CANT SPELL SEX, YOU ARE A RETARD. FUCK YOU DUMBASS!
Blondes are not dumb... Well most of the time. Im not blonde but im sure there smater than you coz u cant spell for shit!!! Blondes rock, but black is better. lol.
I agree with Migzzle, I can't wait until I get my first blonde.
They're dumb, however those jokes are becoming about as original as ost blondes, so think up some new ones
hahaha. im dont think blondes are dumb (im not a blonde) but if ur goin to call someone dumb at least spell it right. ur making urself look like an idiot. DUMB*
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWW!WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE YOU UGLY SON OF A BITCH!!!!!IM NOT BLONDE BUT ALLL MY FRIENDS ARE AND ITS POEPLE LIKE YOU THAT MAKE BLONDS FEEL DUMB...WELL THEIR NOT YOU ARE FOR WRIGHTING SUH FUCKING RETARED SHIT.....HOBO!GOSH..
gh to do a petition about i hope u fucking die slowley u stupid fuck im much smarter than ull ever be u fucking wanker u r sssssssooooooo gay
im in a fucking fasttrack klass and im fucking blonde jst coz ur jealouse u lazy son of a bitch yer jst coz ur a gay who humps fat men asnd dose dem up de arse u r dumb fucking die i HATE u lots of ppl in mi class r blonde and smart u dick head ur a wanker cunt mother fucker so is x i fuckin wish u die a blonde jk is a joke bt dats 2 far
you fucker i want to kill you you hate you fuck up thay are not dumb ill kill you you busted fuck all you ppl who say thay are fuck you all a fucking i hate you ya know what kill you you fucking bustedz you suck shut up haaaaaa i win YOU SUCK FUCK OFF FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FICK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK YOOOOUUUUUU KISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS MYYYY ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS YOU FUCKER FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKERRRRRRRRRRRRR YOU SUCK get lost ill kill you were is your home
first off im not blonde, i have lovely brown hair thanks to me father. Secondly, Shara for you to claim blonds are dumb yet not finish spelling the word out leave me to speculate that you have an I.Q lower then room temperature. so please either fix the spelling and prove me wrong
Here are some really cool jokes i made up read plz
One day a blonde buys two horses but she can't tell them apart so she calls up her friend and says," I got these two horses but I can't tell them apart. What should I do?" Her friend says try tying a ribbon in one of your horses tails." The next day the blonde calls back and says," It didn't work the ribbon came out. What now." So her friend says," Try spray painting one of your horses manes." The blonde calls back the next day and says, "The spray paint washed out." So her friend says, "I am all out of ideas." So the next day the blonde calls back and says, "I just figured out that the white horse is ten inches taller than the black horse!"
So, there was this blonde who wanted to buy her husband this REALLY nice gift for Valentine's day. So she decided to go around the neighborhood, asking them if they had anything that they would want her to do, and she would do it. So the first house she went to was the Anderson's. She rang their doorbell and said, Hello Mr. Anderson! Sorry to bother you, but i was wondering if you needed any chores being done, and i would be more the happy to do them for you. You see, I am trying to raise money for-Enough said , said Mr Anderson. It would be great if you would paint my porch!! there is paint in the garadge! Mrs.Anderson then said to her husband, do you think she knows that the porch goes all around the house? i mean, that may be a lot of paint. "Well sure! She was standing on the porch anyway!" Said Mr.Anderson. "it might take a while, but I am sure we have enough paint!"
In only 20 minutes she came back and said " Im finished!! And there is paint left over."
Mr. Anderson said, " Did you paint the whole porch?"
Yah. And by the way, ..
this is not the time to joke pple blond is just as smart as u pple with freakin dark hair coconut heads. so stop trippin'. there's better to do than make fun of blond pple. blond pple are fun, and loving. they do make mistake y dont we? i mean read all of this petitions there fuck up. these pple are pple that are not educated :D ( blond pple do not admittttttttt dat u r fakin dumb sometimes cus thats just lame. k
some bondes are dumb and the only stupidest blond there is that tried to change her title of dumb blond by bying her hair blond in jamie lynn spears. I FUCKING HATE HER. DIE BITCH AND GO TO HELL.
hahaha these 2 retards at numbers 141 and number 140 crack me up. they think blonde jokes are like racism hahahah thats the stupidist thing ive ever heard youz fuckin tards. Blonde jokes are the stuff of legend, its quality material.Blondes are most definetly dumb. check out my acdc petition its called acdc rock.......true and its on page 3 of the uncatagorised list. PEACE!!!!
I don't support this petition. i agree with TRIC, this is almost like racism. ppl let's not blow this out of proportion. honestly, let's not be irrational ppl.
I think it's dangerous to even start joking about this shit. It's tempting but all it does is start negative shit. I would garuntee you that before europeans starting enslaving blacks they were belittling them and cracking fucking jokes and look what happened.It's just dangerous to persecute based on that. Skin color is how racism started. It could just have easily been hair color. It's just as noticable.
U FUCKIN ASS!! I DONT CARE IF UR JUST DOIN THIS BECAUSE SOMEONE IS BEING TO SERIOUSE! IM A BLONDE AND I'M A STRAIGHT A STUDENT, I HAVE WON 5 AWARDS FOR MY ESSAYS ON MARTIN LUTHER KING JR AND... I AM PROBABLY ONE OF THE CUTEST AND SMARTEST BLONDS YOU'LL EVER KNOW AND ALSO HARRY POTTER.... BOLONDS ARENT BORN FROM WHITE TRASH YOU WERE!
I support this petition. I have to say that blondes only got that label from Marilyn Monroe.
Marilyn Monroe was also a burnette. Men are the one to want to make blondes out to be that way because they want that marilyn Monroe to keep going. I do think that that is the ditzy that played into the dumb role for a man to stereotype them. However. I don't think all blondes should get the credit. I mean what if Marilyn Monroe stayed brown or went red. Then would burnettes and redheads be made to look ditzy or dumb.
I support this petition. I have to say that blondes only got that label from Marilyn Monroe.
Marilyn Monroe was also a burnette. Men are the one to want to make blondes out to be that way because they want that marilyn Monroe to keep going. I do think that that is the ditzy that played into the dumb role for a man to stereotype them. However. I don't think all blondes should get the credit. I mean what if Marilyn Monroe stayed brown or went red. Then would burnettes and redheads be made to look ditzy or dumb.
first of all blonds arent dume YOUR DUME NOT THE PPL WHO R READIN THIS ITS THE 125 NO. LINA GIRL U LITTLE BITCH DONT CALL BLOND DUME DAR NOT JUST CAZ PPL MADE THAT RUMORE AINT MEANING A FUCK YOU IDIOT SO DONT CALL BLOND DUME ITS RUMORES DATS Y DAR CALLED RUMORES ITS CAZ ITS BULLSHIT N DAR NOT SLUTS MABY U R A SLUT SO SHUT THE FUCK UP U RETAUDED LIL FRIZZY BITCH UR A FUCKIN MOFO SHUT UP N I BET EVERYONE HATS U 4 SAYIN DAT UR NOT SPEACILE SO SHUT THE FUCK UP
don't fukin call us dumb the cleverest people are rocket scientests and the first 1 was blonde and a woman so shut the fuk up u stipid brunettes and gingas get sum hair dye and a life fuk u u nob heds
It doesn't matter if you're a brunette, red-head, or a blonde. I know a lot of natural blondes who are intelligent. Brunettes can be dumb and so can blondes and red-heads. But they can also be smart. I'm a brunette, but I still protect the blondes, for my best friends are blondes.
OK, this is real real stupid petition! O, and NOpe, I am not blonde(naturally), so what if I dye the hair, it's my fucking business,I like the color, Hey I live in the US of A and it's a free country! and the day I care about some stupid persons opinion about blonds is.... NEVER! So people who bash others are just "dumb" themselves!
hey now even though you may think this is a joke its really not funny. you know im studying to be a r.n and when im done i'm going into a long term facility so you better hope i never have to look after anyone you love... plus i'll probubll ahve a better job than you will have ever. so watch what you say!!!!!!
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Okay, people. Whoever wrote this, I know it's for humor, but we don't exactly like being treated "dumb" JUST for humor. And for whoever says we aren't as hot, or we are hotter, you can give it up because you probably don't know what you are talking about. If people at your school don't like blondes as much, then I say yea, the whole world is based on your school *sarcastic, duh*. Blondes are not dumb. If you really think blondes are dumb, you should probably realize that the same amount of you guys are also pretty dumb. And this is getting very stupid, so SHUT UP! Also, if I spell something wrong or something like that, don't try shooting it back at me, because if you do you probably don't realize there ARE things called typos, and that alot of you people are making more mistakes than me.
Ok- im gonna set the record straight so theres no more arguments. On www.sunsilk.co.nz it has all the hair sterotype shit. thousands and thousands of people everywhere took the hair sterotypes test, to put an end to sterotypes. The results were intresting.-
BLONDES ARENT DUMB: 15% of blonde women surveyed are working in professional/consulting earning more than 30,000 per year- around the same as brunette and red head females.
BLONDES DONT HAVE ALL THE FUN: Blondes dont party anymore than fellow brunettes and redheads, with all the hair colours saying they go out and socialise around the same amount.
WHEN IT COMES TO MENS SEXUAL FANASIES: It seems the blondes and brunettes are on even par. Both hair colours got an even share of votes as the ideal sexual fantasy and 10% would perfer a red head lover.
other stuff:
54% and 64% of men voted long hair more attractive.
The largest proportion of men (46%) and women (44%) say the best sex they have ever had was with a brunette.
So- Not all Blondes are dumb.
Blondes dont have all the fun.
Blondes and Brunettes both won the vote for mens sexual fantasies.
most people have had the best sex with a brunette.
So-Blonde or Brunette it dont matter. And Blondes arent always Hotter than Brunettes (as proven by the results) and just look- Orlando Bloom is a raven haired brunette and he is NOT ugly. There can be ugly blodnes, hot blones, ugly brunettes, hot brunettes, ugly red heads, hot red heads- so this whole thing shoul just be ended. Its whats inside anyway. END HAIR STEROTYPES!
what the hell is your fucking problem???haircolour doesnt stereotype u into a godfucking stereotype! if you're blonde yourself, i would definitely call u dumb, but no shit, sherlock! blondes are not dumb even though they sometimes do stupid things. dont u do stupid things too,u fucking shithead?
i soo agree blondes are dump,hot?very but dumb.How can you tell when a blonde has been at youre computer?The is tip-ex on the screen,cheese next to the mouse and the joystick is wet!
