As players of the computer version of the video game Team Fortress 2 know, Bonk! Atomic Punch is an unlockable item that can be used by the Scout class in-game. It's an energy drink that causes short-term invincibility when used. As far as reality goes, creating a drink that provides invincibility to the drinker is most definitely impossible at this point in time, but nonetheless, this petition was created with the intention to persuade Valve to market a real Bonk! Atomic Punch energy drink for Team Fortress 2 fans, energy drink fanatics, and casual consumers alike.
As the drink would perhaps function as a sort of inside joke between players (on top of being a delicious energy drink), it may not garner enough support to be sold by general retailers, but your signature will help prove that the product will at least be commercially successful if marketed through Valve's online store, so sign this petition if you would like the opportunity to purchase a real Bonk! Atomic Punch energy drink! (In two flavors: Cherry Fission and Blutonium Berry) We thank you for your support in advance. Let's show Valve that the world (or at least, the Team Fortress 2 playing world) needs its thermonuclear thirst detonator! Bonk!

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