Invade Canada
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Author: General Custer
Started: January 17, 2006, 3:32:49 am
Target: The American People
Category: Government & Politics
Supporters:

33
Goal:

100
Goal Progress:

33% Complete
Status

Active
We Americans need to save the Canadians from themselves. If we can get enough support on this petition, we can legally annex Canada (except for the French part) and adopt Natasha Henstridge as a full American citizen. They weren't doing much with the country anyway.




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sonicmario said 06/18/07, 8:43 pm (verified)
custers revenge sux.it just f**king cold up there like alexander island,it's near greenland and the north pole.
#33

obama said 04/01/07, 4:24 pm (verified)
It's time we venture North to free our captive black brothers for the motherf**king cold up there.
#32

Hillary C said 03/04/07, 10:50 pm (verified)
Lets just write a harshly worded letter to Quebec. Being full of the French, that is all it will take to make them surrender.
#31

Stars n Stripes said 02/05/07, 2:59 am (verified)
Lets open up a fresh can of Whup-Ass on these Canadian. We can take Alberta for the oil, leave Quebec because it's just full of frenchmen. The French will kill themselves slowly with poutine anyway.
#30

Come and Get Us said 01/05/07, 7:38 am (verified)
Amaricans have become so fat and stupid I sometimes wonder if thay are being bread for meat.
#29

Issac Brock said 12/27/06, 9:18 am (verified)
I do not support this petition. It infuriates me to witness the ignorance of some yank in practice. You've already tried tiwce. Many Americans claim it was the British, but hey, who would defend us today? The British, genius. And their commonwealth (1/3rd of the world). My online name is the name of the person who defeated American invaders in Canada by the way. And hey, if you couldn't take on vietnam of CUBA, what makes you think you can take on US, eh?
#28

Osama bin laden said 12/11/06, 1:20 am (verified)
Maybe invading Canada will distract the Americans long enough for me to climb out of this fucking sand hole.
#27

General Swartzkoph said 09/03/06, 3:42 am (unverified)
the new state of Alberta has more oil than all of the middle east. Plus, they also have Erica Durance
#26

Dick Cheney said 08/04/06, 2:55 pm (unverified)
Lets kick their ass, I love hunting beavers and mooseses up in the wild artical north.
#25

Seal said 04/23/06, 7:17 pm (verified)
Jesus Christ, lets finish these guys off, one of them just tried to club me. I'm a singer, not an animal! I do have a cool coat though.
#24

rm said 03/29/06, 8:05 pm (verified)
I DO NOT support this petition, CANADA RULES and always will... we stand together!!.
#23

dicksmack said 03/26/06, 2:49 pm (verified)
There ya go, another pigheaded american who thinks he can go into a country to change things (to his liking). Fuck you and stay the hell out of my country!!
#22

FUCKING REDNECK OF USA said 03/23/06, 12:57 am (verified)
i support this pettion because that dont touch queebc freemdom quebec and is true alberta rock i live in quebec and i say that petition is good but is not poissible
#21

Lili said 03/21/06, 1:43 am (verified)
I DO NOT support this petition. Canada Rocks! Whoo go ALBERTA!
#20

Whatever said 03/21/06, 1:39 am (verified)
Why don't you all just come up here and exterminate us like you did to your natives?
#19

Dan From Canada said 03/10/06, 10:20 pm (verified)
This guy dosen't know what he's talking about. We brought the world many usefull inventions and have great culture. We do say "eh" but what do you care? I used to live in the States and there are some fantastic Americans but Canada is my home and I would sing the Canadian anthem before any other any day. I AM CANADIAN! To see my full rant check out the "Annex Canada" one with 39 signatures as of today.
#18

Canadian #2 said 03/09/06, 4:21 am (verified)
lmao you fricken wank yanks are too much!! Your stupidity never ceases to amaze us here in Canada! We know that were smarter, healthier, and have more living space than you ignorant fat bastards anyway:D lmfao
#17

Meaty Petey said 02/25/06, 8:52 pm (verified)
If you let us keep Natasha, we will give you Pamela Anderson. She was a Canuck too.
#16

Kam the Konqueror said 02/12/06, 1:08 am (verified)
I have taken Porcupine Plain, Saskatchewan. Send backup ASAP!
#15

gayusa said 02/07/06, 4:28 am (verified)
I'm with Sam, yay Sam! Me first!! Yay Sam!
#14