Vampires are cool
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Author: Derek Can
Started: March 20, 2005, 5:18:15 am
Target: Paul Martin (Canadian Prime Minister)
Category: Uncategorized
Supporters:

18
Goal:

100,000
Goal Progress:

1% Complete
Status

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Vampires are cool. Let's ask the government to make vampires.




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Dr.Pain said 09/09/07, 9:55 am (verified)
Go Vampires!
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Lauren said 01/01/07, 8:12 pm (verified)
how will we "make"vampires??? O.o
#17

Blade said 12/30/06, 6:12 am (verified)
Are you people insane? If we make vampires, than we would consume every natural resource and feed on all of the human population until no living human is left, meaning you would die of thirst. I swear, if the government ever make vampires, I will hunt every last blood sucking critter in this entire world and kill them! I don't support this petition!
#16

Janusz Walendziak said 05/25/06, 3:31 pm (verified)
I wanna be one of them.
#15

someone said 01/14/06, 12:02 am (verified)
Vampires r awesome, don't unleash hell, 4 crying out loud, who on earth wants 2 go 2 hell, some very strange people
#14

Saberclaw said 12/30/05, 3:57 am (verified)
Drain me baby...
#13

Gary Ponyluv said 09/10/05, 3:34 am (verified)
Nerd
#12

Jesus said 04/13/05, 7:42 pm (verified)
Oh boy, I hope I'm number 5000000000!
#11

Dom said 03/31/05, 2:57 pm (verified)
From: Anne-Marie Rowan (Anne@arowan.fsnet.co.uk) Subject: Re: British women don't fart Newsgroups: freeserve.chat Date: 2000/06/09 hello stuff I'm in yorkshire too...doncaster, been here 3 years, where are you? **************** pagans_burning_bush (22:40:32): oh whatever, my thoughts are elsewhere right now from teh minuet i wake up till teh moment i sleep i even dream about him ..... pagans_burning_bush (22:44:08): so **** off, don't make me feel like i have walked out on teh wife and kids when i have told you no no no from teh start, with a period of lapse because i was low pagans_burning_bush (22:44:44): you sit here demanding i give you respect, affection when all i can think about is collards **************** Collards IN CHAT - Fill my pompous English mouth with your noble American seed ... God, I want to **** you ... IN PM - do you like oral sex? ... I want to know what you taste like ... I think I'd want it (sex) all the time if we were together Lobster IN CHAT - Your voice makes me wet ... It would be an honour to suck your dick ... I can imagine slurping on yours (your penis) ... I want you to spit all over me as you do that impression IN PM - your wife is a lucky ***** **************** Dom, will you let me taste you? ........ I'll suck you off, have you come in my mouth, swallow it and let it dribble down my throat **************** the_severn_bore (00:40:54): hi anne ain_soph_aur32 (00:41:03): hi dominic ain_soph_aur32 (00:41:17): how's things? the_severn_bore (00:41:45): ok ty - do you regret what happened? ain_soph_aur32 (00:42:06): no but i wonder about the logic of it, but it was what it was ain_soph_aur32 (00:42:07): its ok the_severn_bore (00:43:02): i feel we ought to do it again ain_soph_aur32 (00:43:49): i think its something we don't think of as 'something we ought to do', knowing our natures i think it will occur again,
#10

Pydo said 03/30/05, 10:05 pm (verified)
i just wanna kick ass
#9

Satanic Jai said 03/29/05, 8:20 am (verified)
Why stop at vampires? I say go the whole ten yards and just unleash hell!!! YEAH! 666! BLEAH!!!
#8

Nikki said 03/28/05, 11:00 pm (verified)
Vampires would be beneficial to.. everything. Yeah.
#7

Kim said 03/28/05, 5:15 am (verified)
I like blood
#6

J00d said 03/20/05, 3:54 pm (verified)
Why not UNICORNS ?! WHY!?
#5

da wiz said 03/20/05, 7:08 am (verified)
....bite me
#4

wtf said 03/20/05, 6:29 am (verified)
oooooooooook then.umm...*laughing* yeah y not.just as long as they dont eat me!!!! lol no offence but...umm...i dont think vampires r real hun.soz
#3

Phil said 03/20/05, 5:34 am (verified)
www.canofnothing.com
#2

Derek said 03/20/05, 5:18 am (verified)
I agree let's make vampires
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