A Petition to change the Alphabet

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Author: Eric S

Started: August 12, 2005, 12:09:34 am

Target: The order of Letters

Category: Uncategorized

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1,000,000

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The Alphabet has remained the same for too long! I believe that it is time to change it.
This will be our new alphabet

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Hayley Everson said 03/09/09, 3:30 pm (verified)

I support this petition.

#16

Aisha F said 09/10/08, 5:06 pm (verified)

LOL.

#15

ThE_MaTrIx said 02/25/06, 3:27 am (verified)

"wats the point??" Don't u get it??? He's a redneck!!!! The alphabet is something YOU make...i mean lets put it like this: say the word fuck.Whats the first thing that comes through ur mind when you say it? Fucking right? The question is why??? Cuz someone said so when he invented this word. The alphabet is something u make.If i want "jadfa" to mean "fuck" then thats what it will mean to me...i can also tell that to other ppl and they will tell other ppl...or maybe God made it??? hmmmm...Or maybe its all just a big lie...were born knowing this...Maybe were living in the matrix...maybe its all just a big dream...foreplay for what is to come after death...the real life...Wake up! Yes i know what ure thinking..."another retarded fuck who watched TV too much and hes gone crazy thinking hes so smart and shit"...Well go ahead take the blue pill ignore me...thats exactly what ure going to do...i know it...keep reading and remember this tommorow...tonight when u goto sleep...youl think about what i said...yes its in your head...because i said so u will think about it tonight...remember this!!! And you are interested...otherwise you wouldnt be reading this...go ahead stop reading...GO! Youre still here...still reading...not understanding...You want to understand but you cant so u take the easy way...deny it ...say its fake...say im wrong...take the blue pill...go back to your dream...Youre still reading this arent you...even though its huge...why??? because i said so!!! And after youre finished reading you wont be able to get me out of your hea...................... ......................... ......................... ....................

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stef said 02/04/06, 11:03 pm (verified)

I support this petition but i believe in the more conventional method of;ahfbwiudndnb---_+____w uxnzhh. PEACE!!!!

#13

El Jacko said 01/19/06, 1:28 pm (verified)

@ttu ruew

#12

wen said 11/17/05, 12:54 am (verified)

wtf

#11

..................wat? said 11/13/05, 9:58 am (verified)

wats the point??

#10

Fred said 10/30/05, 12:37 pm (verified)

I like the alphabet the way it is so I don't want it changed. However to #8, what the hell does that have to do with anything? Who cares if they are already acutal letters.

jim sucks said 08/23/05, 4:51 am (verified)

hey YOU! jim, do u no wat ure on about? half ov dose letters u put in der are actual letter- frm another language u dikhed!

mitchell kaufman said 08/14/05, 5:48 pm (verified)

sorry but i'm too used to it the way it is

Jim deserves a medal for saying that said 08/12/05, 2:56 am (verified)

its true he does, now if only i could change it.

Jim said 08/12/05, 2:44 am (verified)

Fuck you Eric! New Alphabet should be: ¶ Þ Æ ¥ ª § ® Ñ º ø µ ² ¤ Ħ ǻ ǿ Ǻ Θ Ω Ψ Φ φ Ђ Љ щ Ю ж Ж Ф

Screwball said 08/12/05, 1:15 am (verified)

I support this petition.

kara said 08/12/05, 12:55 am (verified)

The Creator said 08/12/05, 12:09 am (verified)

I support this petition.

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