a petition to chat about satan

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Author: Mike 182

Started: March 12, 2005, 3:35:57 pm

Target: satan

Category: Uncategorized

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Goal:

100,000

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Hayley Everson said 03/09/09, 3:24 pm (verified)

I support this petition.

#91

christians are best believe in the creator said 09/20/08, 10:40 pm (verified)

GOD AND SATAN ARE REAL AND GOD RULES OVER ALL GIVE HIM A CHANCE HE'D BE A WHOLE LOT BETTER TO WORSHIP INSTEAD OF THAT RETARD SATAN

#90

m.balaji said 05/30/07, 1:49 pm (verified)

u r my great friend for me accept 8th pact

#89

Xenobia- You wanna know what I think? JghghGFRfGgtftrfGFTRggg! Oops! said 10/20/06, 7:12 pm (unverified)

I support this petition.

#88

Zothecula- I agree with #83. said 10/20/06, 7:09 pm (unverified)

I support this petition.

#87

Zothecula- What's there to say about Satan other than how fucking AWESOME he is! said 10/20/06, 7:07 pm (unverified)

I support this petition.

#86

satanspal said 06/30/06, 3:23 pm (unverified)

hello people

#85

gman said 06/13/06, 2:43 am (unverified)

Fuck satan and all you Fuckos who are in league with the fucker!!

#84

satan sucks said 04/18/06, 12:45 am (verified)

i just want to say that i am not a devil worshipper. i am a chritian. i love god. you people have been watching the exorcist too much. all that i want to say is all this devil talk reminds me of a song- "i'm rollin thunder a pourin rain, i'm comin on like a hurraicaine, just like lightenin across the sky, yur only young but yur gonna die, wont take no prisoners, wont spare no life, nobodies puttin up a fight, i've got my bell i'm gonna take you to hell, satan get you satan get you, HELLS BELLS i'll give you black sensations up and down yur spine, if yur into evil yur a friend of mine, see my white light flashin as i split the nught cuz if good's on the left, then i'm sticking to the right, wont take no prisoners wont spare no lives nobodies puttin up a fight, take my bell take it to hell satans gonna get you , gonna get you, HELLS BELLS......" sorry but i love that song and i love AC/DC they rock HARD

#83

Satan Spawn said 04/09/06, 7:58 pm (verified)

Morons. God and Satan do not exist. Satan is a SYMBOLY of the CoS,which is NOT evil. Christians are fricking stupid. Hitler had millions of innocent people burned and you call him evil. God suppoisedly sent those very people to Hell to burn forever, and you call him good. And he continues to brainwash you and forces you to act against your nature by loving EVERYONE, even those who dont deserve love. God forces you not to act out on your hatred, and God expects his followers to believe his psychotic followers' writings are the truth.

#82

Old Nick Himself said 03/28/06, 12:11 pm (verified)

Hiya, Thought I'd pop in and tell you all about myself! My victims are rich of poor, young or old, strong or weak.I cause millions of accidents, I am cancer in your bones.I fathered the lie, twist what you say, speak not the truth I am insidious, impartial, deep inside your chromosomes. I take what you love, and leave you in tears.I imprison your soul, your hopes are my games.I strip you of pride, my promise is in vain. I bring poverty, sickness and death. A worthless handshake, the slickest thief, I steal your wealth I answer your prayers for greed and lust.More than evil, I laugh at your trust I am more powerful than all the armies of the world I am more violent than violence, more deadly than death I have destroyed more men than all the nation's wars I am relentless, unpredictable, I am the internet. I am all religions, magik, and non believers. I am the exploitation that every living soul has taken of another human being. And for that reason alone, I have already won. The end is not near my friends.....it started way before you existed. Tara peeps, happy surfin!

#81

Copy Cat said 03/28/06, 11:15 am (verified)

Inbetween!!! You have clearly stole other peoples sayings! From the great one himself, to mr hetfield! Originality me old son, thats what you need! But non the less....I forgive you! Can I get an Amen?....Thank you jesus!

#80

I love Dust said 03/28/06, 11:03 am (verified)

Bollix to all this crap man! What about dust is the real question! I want to know about dust, I love dust me! Dust me up baby!

#79

inBetween said 03/10/06, 3:52 pm (verified)

No one can prove God/Satan, all that is known is that you cannot derive energy without positive and negativity...right, im off down the pub!

#78

satan said 03/05/06, 12:48 am (verified)

YOU SHALL ALL BOW DOWN TO ME, YOUR ALMIGHTY RULER OF HELL!! THE PRINCE OF DARKNESS!!! GOD IS NOTHING, GOD IS WEAK! I AM THE ALL-POWERFUL RULING ENTITY!!! ALL SHALL SUFFER!!!!

#77

Brandy said 02/27/06, 10:39 pm (verified)

Devil you suck. Stop ruining people's lives and taking there faith in GOd.

#76

KORN said 02/26/06, 12:52 pm (verified)

DIVEL WAY CRAY I LIKE YOU DIVEL DACKNJER GIVE MI YOU LIFE

#75

john said 02/26/06, 5:27 am (verified)

satan sucks @$$

#74

argot said 02/04/06, 3:13 pm (verified)

Jesus & God are too busy taking a piss to notice when Satan rips your soul out and eats it for breakfast. When G&J leak, it takes a million earth years. In the meantime, Satan will split your spine, play foosball with your eyeballs, and kick your head through a field goal, then send your soul to hell for more hijinks. Jesus won't save you--he's too busy playing "Grand Theft Auto" with the Holy Spirit.

#73

a realist said 01/24/06, 10:46 pm (verified)

u r sad devil woshipers god good no matter how good u think devil is

#72

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