KFC has a special place in my heart
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Started: March 2, 2005, 9:00:05 pm
Target: Animal Rights Activists
Category: Uncategorized
Supporters:

47
Goal:

100,000
Goal Progress:

1% Complete
Status

Active
KFC has delicious chicken at reasonable prices. To me, boycotting them would be absolutely unthinkable. I love chicken so much that it's kind of a weakness. My point is that I don't care how the chickens die. I'd punch a chicken to death myself if it would land it in a nice, sexy, snug, and delectable twister. Slowly torturing it to death would be no problem, as long as it ends up dipped in a tiny tub of smokey BBQ sauce. I don't have any understanding of why you would hate KFC for satisfying its customers.

They say that the customer is always right. I'd like one chicken boiled alive and other smashed with a brick, please. And do pass the BBQ!!




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Sean Kahlua said 09/03/09, 10:55 am (unverified)
KFC has a special place in my heart as well.
#47

salmonella kills said 10/01/08, 9:31 am (verified)
Er.You must be nuts. Eating too much KFC can cause fats to build up. and you'll add to the population of useless obese fatties in ur nation. Ah well. and u risk getting coronary heart disease. eat in moderation is my advice. once a month is sort of the best.
#46

i disagree said 04/16/06, 1:47 am (verified)
ur so fuckin stupid u motherfuckin *P.I.M.P*! go fuck sombody in da ass! u dont kill chicken datt wai coz dey have a lifE!! u SUCK!
#45

I DISAGREE! IDIOT said 04/16/06, 1:41 am (verified)
I disagree this petition you fucking asshole!!! poor little chickens!
#44

milou said 04/16/06, 1:39 am (verified)
I support this petition. its a goo idea babe!
#43

Antoinette Hunte said 02/17/06, 8:09 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#42

The Explainer said 02/12/06, 6:29 pm (verified)
I. Hate. You. A life of a KFC chicken Imagine what life is like for KFC chickens—if you're a breeder chicken, your sensitive beak is burned off shortly after you're born, and the pain is so great that many around you starve to death because they can't bear to take food into their raw, bloody mouths. If you're one of the 850 million chickens killed by KFC for meat each year, you spend your short life confined to a filthy shed with tens of thousands of other chickens—the shed isn't cleaned, and the smell of ammonia and rotting excrement is so heavy that it burns your lungs with every breath. You've been bred and drugged to grow so obese that you can hardly walk, and you watch as others become crippled under their own weight and die of thirst just a few inches away from the water nozzle. After only a few weeks of life, you are slammed into a crate and trucked over many miles through all weather extremes without food or water to the slaughterhouse. There you are hung upside-down and your throat is cut while you cry out in terror and struggle to escape. If you don't lose consciousness in time, you'll still be alive when you're dragged through the scalding water of the defeathering tanks. Now imagine if that was YOU.
#41

shalashala said 01/25/06, 3:27 am (verified)
more like kfc has a special plae UP YOUR ASS!
#40

CKICKEN=ALIVE said 01/25/06, 3:26 am (verified)
LISTEN ALL U FUCKWITS WHO KIKE KFC, IM GONNA PUT U SHUT ASSHOLE FUCKING DIKWAD SLUTS IN THE BROILER SO U CAN SEE HOW U LIKE IT! UR ALL WET CUNTS!
#39

100% chicken pride said 01/07/06, 8:38 am (verified)
im am so sick of reading coments like "Chickens probably taste better after they're tortured" r u stupid, why dont we torture u, ill bet ud taste better. ASSHOLE! this was obviosly made so the chickens will be killed humainly so stop making bad comments and just help. pleaz!! they dont diserve this.
#38

just a girl said 01/07/06, 8:24 am (verified)
I support this petition. I think it is sooo wrong to kill the chicken the way they do, fair enough kurnal likes chicken that doesnt mean they have to kill them like that.if it where dogs that this was happening to KFC would AND SHOULD BE SUED!u go chicken little! EVERYTHING AND 1 HAS RIGHTS.
#37

Snakeshit said 12/21/05, 9:01 pm (verified)
chicken!!
#36

Killerwolf said 09/07/05, 1:54 am (verified)
You know something? Even if they're just chickens how would you like it if you were treated as such? Fuck them workers, I swear I will snap their necks on a wall and break their legs till they fucking die of starvation.
#35

Jeff said 08/31/05, 9:46 pm (verified)
www.kfccruelty.com The video on that site totally grossed me out... What they're doing is pretty fucked up.
#34

aw man said 04/30/05, 3:10 am (verified)
...they're only fucking chickens...Blake sounds like they're murdering his family or something.
#33

blake is a crybaby faggot said 04/29/05, 6:58 am (verified)
oh boo hoo, boo hoo, the poor chickens. jesus, go fuck yourself.
#32

blake i. said 04/29/05, 5:08 am (verified)
hmmm, where should i start well the chickens cant even walk they are so heavy frm bein drugged up. then they get their beaks chopped off. then they get their throats slit. then they get hung upside down and put thru scalding water while most still being alive and not to mention how they are violently gathered(broken bones). all so u can have your finger lickin good chicken. Mmmmm so good. FUCK KFC AND WHOEVER MADE THIS PETITION!!!
#31

yes they do!!! said 04/20/05, 7:21 pm (verified)
...the right 2 b cut up, fryed and eaten!!! YUM!!!!
#30

Fuck you. said 04/19/05, 7:17 pm (verified)
Animals have rights.
#29

Foghorn Leghorn said 04/19/05, 4:30 am (verified)
Go away boy, you bother me!!
#28