Save the Chocolate Chip Cookie of Eternal Doom
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Author: Mash and Mey
Started: January 27, 2006, 3:09:13 pm
Target: The Cookie Saving Front
Category: Health
Supporters:

14
Goal:

500
Goal Progress:

3% Complete
Status

Active
There's a cookie in a box in the kitchen. It's looking tasty. People keep wanting to eat it. Little do they know this is the Chocolate Chip Cookie Of Eternal Doom (echo: oom, oom, oom)!!!!

This cookie has a mind of its own. It has small nerves baked into it. This cookie came out of a chocolate chip cookie factory, where they threw it out. "This is a mutant cookie," they said. If only they had killed it when they had the chance! The cookie was hurt. Crying little chocolate chip tears, it walked around in the city, and swore revenge on the cookie factory and all mankind. So it ate a little girl.

As a punishment it was kept in a box till somebody ate it. The poor cookie's now all alone in the dark, with no company, and it knows it could be eaten any minute. This is simply cruel. If anyone's to blame for the death of the little girl, it's the cookie factory that discarded their own creation like that. Save this poor lonesome cookie. Sign the petition and when it's full we'll place it in the box, together with some other chocolate chip cookies for it to play with.




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myfaultsry said 05/02/06, 10:23 pm (unverified)
I am so sorry! its all my fault! It was the CRAKER that ate my sister!!
#14

CM Rena said 04/25/06, 8:40 pm (verified)
YES!! The cookie must be saved!! DoOm DoOm DoOm DoOm DoOm DoOm....
#13

Mey said 02/19/06, 8:40 pm (verified)
American morals and values? THOSE EXIST?
#12

Caitlin said 02/08/06, 9:31 pm (verified)
I do not support this petition. It goes against all american morals and values and I will NOT stand by as these girls defile our childrens minds.
#11

Mash said 02/03/06, 3:30 pm (verified)
Like, omg yes.
#10

Mey said 02/03/06, 10:38 am (verified)
OMG! that's so punkrawk... It's like, a rawk! I still think we should keep the cookie as a pet, but I don't wanna feed it to someone! that's not punkrawk !! like dude, it's a rawk!
#9

Mash said 02/03/06, 10:37 am (verified)
lIkE oMg like,, thAt's so0ow pUnk-raWwkly wRittEnn!!!!!111one11!!! like o0o0omg doOm doOm doOm *joins in cheerfully*
#8

doody said 01/27/06, 6:47 pm (verified)
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#7

crazee daisy said 01/27/06, 6:08 pm (verified)
I agree with Mey. Keep the cookie as apet, then feed people you hate to it!
#6

Oscar Von Peterschneider said 01/27/06, 6:06 pm (verified)
what is the world coming too *shakes head in disappointment* picking on poor liddle cookies. *tear* =p
#5

Annemieke said 01/27/06, 6:05 pm (verified)
The heffalumps made me do it. I'm so sorry.
#4

robin said 01/27/06, 3:15 pm (verified)
its leik OMGSH! poor cookie.. what can I say, I'm terrified..:P goodluck with the cookie, you might as well eat it yourself, that some sort of support for the cookie..or something..
#3

robin said 01/27/06, 3:14 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#2

Mey said 01/27/06, 3:09 pm (verified)
OMG!! that's just not normal, it's like, if someone wanted to eat a punk rawk!, poor cookie! it must be scared! and it's like, a punk rawk cookie! cause it ate a little girl! that's what punk rawk cokkies do! omg dude, it's like a cute cookie, may I keep it, like, as a pet?
#1