There's a cookie in a box in the kitchen. It's looking tasty. People keep wanting to eat it. Little do they know this is the Chocolate Chip Cookie Of Eternal Doom (echo: oom, oom, oom)!!!!

This cookie has a mind of its own. It has small nerves baked into it. This cookie came out of a chocolate chip cookie factory, where they threw it out. "This is a mutant cookie," they said. If only they had killed it when they had the chance! The cookie was hurt. Crying little chocolate chip tears, it walked around in the city, and swore revenge on the cookie factory and all mankind. So it ate a little girl.

As a punishment it was kept in a box till somebody ate it. The poor cookie's now all alone in the dark, with no company, and it knows it could be eaten any minute. This is simply cruel. If anyone's to blame for the death of the little girl, it's the cookie factory that discarded their own creation like that. Save this poor lonesome cookie. Sign the petition and when it's full we'll place it in the box, together with some other chocolate chip cookies for it to play with.

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