Christians, please just shut the **** up.
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Author: Angry Fucker
Started: November 6, 2005, 2:09:16 am
Target: christians
Category: Government & Politics
Supporters:

247
Goal:

100
Goal Progress:

100% Complete
Status

Goal Met!
OK. Where do I begin?
Lets start with Intelligent Design being taught in schools. This is bull****. The pathetic Christian argument for this is:

If you teach evolution, why not teach intelligent design as well?

Because, stupid Christian, evolution is fact, while Intelligent design is a fictional story. ID states that the world and every natural thing in it was created in 6 days. Does anyone really ****ing believe that? It sickens me to think that otherwise intelligent people think the world was created in less than a week.

OK, now onto prayer part one:
Saying that you will pray for people of different beliefs or atheists.
Nobody, NOBODY wants to hear that bull****! I dont ****ing want you to pray for me, coz you'd be wasting your ****ing time! It just makes you sound like:
"Oh, I am so much better off than you, so I will pray for God to forgive you, because I am so much 'holier than thou'."
Stop thinking you are better than us because you are brainwashed and deluded people.

Prayer part two:
prayer in schools:
This is bull****. It makes kids of other religions feel judged against, and causes them to think their religion is bad. Even though, their religion just keeps to itself instead of trying to get everyone to do it.

God:
God was created by man. Man who was suffering from heat stroke in the deserts, and probably using some kind of drug.
He isn't real. He was talking and working all thoughout the old test, and now, 6000 or so years later, nothing is happening. Why?
Because God is as made up as Harry Potter.

Jesus: A carpenters son who learns magic tricks and then DOESNT join the circus? Total bull****.

Evil Christians:

Fred Phelps, minister of WBC, who preaches that "God Hates Fags", and "God hates America". That would matter only if God existed, which he doesnt.

George W. Bush: He has effectively stopped stem cell research because of his belief in a magical sky daddy. I wont even go into detail on the gay marriage part.

If you need any more information as to why Christianity is bull****, go to
www.evilbible.com

Nobody wants to hear about it any more, so just please **** right off.




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Soldier4life said 10/14/09, 2:22 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#247

MaryKate said 06/07/08, 1:55 pm (verified)
Exactly
#246

Charles Darwin said 04/18/08, 6:47 am (verified)
I totally agree. Religion ftl.
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YouWillBurn said 04/02/08, 2:51 pm (verified)
YOU ARE AWESOME!!!!F**CK CHRISTIANS!!
#244

sezza said 02/25/08, 11:59 am (verified)
whoop! you tell it like it is!
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Delusionalfreaks said 02/17/08, 6:51 am (verified)
umm do you really think the spirit in the sky really exists and he made the world with a magic wand theres so much proof to show that religion is man made i dont believe in any religion i just think when we die we all become ghosts anyway
#242

someone said 02/10/08, 3:32 pm (verified)
yeah, christians do give too much demands but thats no reason to tell them to f*ck off
#241

satan said 02/04/08, 3:27 am (verified)
yes, I agree
#240

Lee said 12/29/07, 2:07 am (verified)
I support this petition.
#239

fee said 11/29/07, 10:23 pm (verified)
I KNOW! I totally agree. I'm Canadian, and if you guys say the US is
#238

Shane said 10/13/07, 10:49 pm (verified)
Seriously.
#237

Erik VanBuren said 06/07/07, 8:20 am (verified)
STFU U LIL FCK COCK SUCKER SI WILL KILL YOU SHUT UP LEAVE MNE ALONE
#236

Were All Devo said 06/06/07, 12:37 am (verified)
Organized religions suppress critical thinking and breed both hatred and ignorance. I support this petition, and may (insert god or goddess here) not bless because he/she/it does not exist.
#235

Gauthier said 02/08/06, 10:56 pm (verified)
there is no such thing as perfect in my opinion. even if nothing can go wrong people would be in despair, lacking freedom of choice. how much freedom do you truly have if everything goes right for you? that isnt life. that is hell. Im not trying to belittle your beliefs richard but its just a thought i had. think hard on it, and maybe this will contribute to your understandings and beliefs. It's just an opinion...
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Angry Fucker said 02/08/06, 8:11 am (verified)
Richard... God's creation is perfect. Perfect as a whole. This means that even with freedom of choice, Eve would be unable to do wrong in God's eyes. It's ideologically impossible for something perfect to fall apart, therefore, Eve couldn't have eaten the apple, because she is perfect and incorruptible. Free choice hardly enters into the equation. True, carbon dating has had a few flaws, but most turn out all right, such as the man who was found preserved in a lake of mud after about 2000 years. Sean- Believe me dude, I'm calm. And I am doing something about it, because not many other people do...
#233

Sean said 02/07/06, 11:13 am (verified)
Dude, calm the fuck down. You're totally right, and you're not alone, okay? There's TONS of us out there that know that religion exists to bring suffering and misery to mankind. Stand the fuck up and do something about it.
#232

Richard said 02/01/06, 11:45 pm (verified)
I believe you are referring to the Geologic column which depends on how deep in the layers the fossil is found in order to be dated. However there are some problems with it. Petrified trees have been found standing erect and connecting all the layers. Also if you ask how they find out the age of the different layers, many people say it depends on the fossils they find in them. Circular reasoning. As for the tree of good and evil I don't have an answer for that other than God ws allowing them to do what they liked. Live in a perfect place He had created for them or choose to disobey His one rule and suffer the consequences. If He would have never put the tree there to begin with, they never would have been able to lead the life He wanted them to: a life where they are in control of their destiny. By the way, carbon dating is not reliable past 50,000 years. And it does have many flaws. Living penguins were carbon dated as being 8000 years old, and a freshly killed seal was carbon dated as being 1300 years old. Even fossil's dates conflict. The fairbanks creek mammoth's leg age was different than its skin age. All kinds of things. More later. Talk to ya soon!
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Angry Fucker said 01/27/06, 5:55 am (verified)
I think I understand what you're getting at. Lucifer embodies the serpent, and Adam and Eve had freedom of choice...But that still doesn't explain why God put the tree of knowledge there in the first place. It's like putting a poisonous bowl of cereal and an untainted bowl of cereal on the table for your child, and telling the child not to eat out of the poisonous one. They still have the option to eat from the poisonous bowl, rather than knowing nothing about it. You say you are better at Creation Vs. Evolution arguments. Sadly, this is my weak point of debate, but I'll make a few points. #1. Carbon dating- The process that determines how old an object is by it's layers of dirt. This is an amazing system, that almost always runs smoothly to relation. It has proven many objects to be older than the Creationists' idea of the Earth's age. #2- The fossil record. Kind of ties in with carbon dating, but fossils are proof that life has evolved across time. A commonly held believe is that humans evolved from apes. This is not the case, as we merely share a common ancestor with apes. The fossi record shows this. I'll do research later to back up both those claims, but I've got to sleep now, I look forward to your reply.
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Richard said 01/26/06, 11:52 pm (verified)
Ok, thanks for clearing that up for me. You and I had similar circumstances when we wrote in this petition, I was angry, you were angry it is understandable. With Adam and Eve, I am not the best to talk to about this, my specialty is with Creation and Evolution comparing and contrasting. However I will try to answer your thoughts. God gave Adam and Eve the ability to choose their own destiny. He knew the path they would take but He wanted them to choose their own way. The serpent was not the evil creature. The devil embodied the serpent. And I think that the last thought is reallt thought provoking. (I am glad that someone here is able to make me think before I type) I am not sure of the answers but in the next week I will research and get back to you. It is a promise. I have seen your name around this site and I am glad that someone here actual brings arguments to the table. Most of the people on the site are just here to offend as many religious people as possible. Check out drdino.com Looking forward to future discussion.
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Angry Fucker said 01/26/06, 2:42 am (verified)
I don't see how Creationism makes more logical sense than Creationism at all. As for saying "you want us to waste our time", realize that I am not your enemy, and I was in a blinding fit of pure rage when I wrote this petition. OK, onto my arguments. Look at my update on Genesis at the bottom of the statement. Start on those points, and don't give the "not worth debating" card, because those are very worth debating. Also, this is probably not the best way to debate, why don't you register for www.evilbible.com/wforum Read the mainpage too, if you have the time to go to the link. You seem to be intelligent enough for debate there. Well, have a nice day.
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