Petition To Clone The Most Beautiful Woman In The ...
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Author: Ben Casteel
Started: February 24, 2006, 2:28:07 am
Target: U.S. Government Officials
Supporters:

15
Goal:

1
Goal Progress:

100% Complete
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Goal Met!
For a long time, cloning has been a hot button issue in the world. Should we clone people, and play God?! I say, YES! Sweet Mother of God, YES! If we are to clone there is only one candidate necessary and qualified to participate in such a monumental task. Her name is Ashley, and she is by far the most beautiful woman in creation. She's smart, tough, compassionate, and not to mention jaw-droppingly beautiful. The state of our nation may be in great peril. Ravaged by high gas prices, threat of terrorist attacks, natural disasters, poverty, and crime. Think of it! A world populated with a few Ashley's may be exactly what this country needs! She could solve the nation's debt, lower crime, and may be even solve our fuel crisis! Not only that, she'd be a great tool to thwart terrorist attacks. Bin Laden would weep openly if he knew he would destroy such a beautiful creature that his Allah had created. Thus all attacks against our country would cease! I ask the United States Government Officials, and the President himself to consider these options. No I plead with them, please sanction a cloning project for this beautiful goddess of a woman. All our problems would be solved! So please ladies and gentleman sign this petition. A few more beautiful Ashley's in the world would be a great thing for us all. Find in your heart, because I trust you have one.



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Jack Thompson said 01/31/07, 8:47 pm (verified)
Okay thats a good idea.
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Eric said 09/25/06, 3:22 am (unverified)
We need more of her. At least 1,000 or enought to populate a small town.
#14

Gary Glitter said 06/21/06, 10:28 am (unverified)
i like this idea as you can clone little girls
#13

Michael Jackson said 06/21/06, 10:26 am (unverified)
I like little boys cos they are little! if ya know what i mean!
#12

Devon said 02/24/06, 7:44 pm (verified)
Who is Ahley?!?!
#11

Wing Wang Wung said 02/24/06, 3:36 pm (verified)
Ashley can eat my velvet asshole.
#10

Evil Overlord said 02/24/06, 3:33 pm (verified)
Im gonna build a cloning factory! (mmmmm, so many Ashleys!)
#9

neeraj said 02/24/06, 5:07 am (verified)
I support this petition.
#8

cool said 02/24/06, 4:29 am (verified)
I support this petition.
#7

william said 02/24/06, 3:19 am (verified)
HELL YEAH!!!I think they should clone PAMILA ANDERSON!!! He heh all right! (quote quagmire)
#6

Bobby B. said 02/24/06, 2:51 am (verified)
I already hit it! *shocker!*
#5

George W. Bush said 02/24/06, 2:48 am (verified)
ditto
#4

Bill Clinton said 02/24/06, 2:44 am (verified)
I'd hit it.... *thumbs up*
#3

Ben Casteel said 02/24/06, 2:36 am (verified)
Oh yeah, this is an April Fools joke. Kinda early but who cares! April Fools Ash! :)
#2

justin said 02/24/06, 2:33 am (verified)
I support this petition. ashley, he loves you...do him...clone...why not?
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