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For a long time, cloning has been a hot button issue in the world. Should we clone people, and play God?! I say, YES! Sweet Mother of God, YES! If we are to clone there is only one candidate necessary and qualified to participate in such a monumental task. Her name is Ashley, and she is by far the most beautiful woman in creation. She's smart, tough, compassionate, and not to mention jaw-droppingly beautiful. The state of our nation may be in great peril. Ravaged by high gas prices, threat of terrorist attacks, natural disasters, poverty, and crime. Think of it! A world populated with a few Ashley's may be exactly what this country needs! She could solve the nation's debt, lower crime, and may be even solve our fuel crisis! Not only that, she'd be a great tool to thwart terrorist attacks. Bin Laden would weep openly if he knew he would destroy such a beautiful creature that his Allah had created. Thus all attacks against our country would cease! I ask the United States Government Officials, and the President himself to consider these options. No I plead with them, please sanction a cloning project for this beautiful goddess of a woman. All our problems would be solved! So please ladies and gentleman sign this petition. A few more beautiful Ashley's in the world would be a great thing for us all. Find in your heart, because I trust you have one.
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