Clone a Third & Fouth Olsen Twin for my Private us...
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Author: Patrick Hanna
Started: May 10, 2005, 2:33:41 am
Target: Pasqualino Loi of the University of Teramo, Italy
Category: Health
Supporters:

37
Goal:

1,000
Goal Progress:

4% Complete
Status

Active
Forget CloneAid. Pasqualino is the Clone Daddy of 'em all. He did such marvelous work with that cloned wild sheep and now I feel it is time for him to put another team together for the sake of humanity.

I wish to have the Olsens cloned, held in a laboratory where they will grow to maturity and then they shall be released under my personal supervision once the clones have reached 18 years of age. No, you may not ask why.

Did they ask Roosevelt, "Hey, why are we at war with them Nazis?" No. War with Germany and Japan was just as imperitive then as is having these cloned Twins now. The future of the free world may be at stake.

Do it. Or the terrorists will win.




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Mr Olsen said 01/08/07, 2:37 am (verified)
That’s it Mary-Kate, that’s it Ashley, oh yes just like that, get your tongue in there hun, that’s my girls, suck it bitches we’ll show these dimwits the proper way of cloning you.
#37

Benjamin (Ben) Dover said 11/10/06, 3:23 pm (verified)
because I believe Olsen clones would make great pets. And hell, you'd only have to feed them about once a week.
#36

c_dfeedback said 03/02/06, 5:58 pm (verified)
Only if I benefit.
#35

Montag said 03/02/06, 4:25 pm (verified)
I just spunked over my wheelchair at the thought.
#34

Mistermook said 03/02/06, 3:42 pm (verified)
I'd love to sick all over their training bras!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!
#33

Superdupes said 03/02/06, 3:35 pm (verified)
I have just dirtied my keyboard in Olsen inspired Bukkake!By the way what is a Fouth Olsen Twin?
#32

Toffeenose said 03/02/06, 3:27 pm (verified)
If they make clones 5 and 6 can i have them?
#31

Mary Amissa Wynn said 01/26/06, 10:19 pm (verified)
No cloning unless I know about it.
#30

Ed said 10/31/05, 4:06 am (verified)
Pasqualino Loi, my 5 sets of Mary & Ashley showed up on my front step last Tuesday, and at first it was kinda cool to have ten of my own personal girlfriends to stay up all night having a good time with, (if you know what i mean) but now they've eaten me out of house and home, none of them want to find a job or even clean up after themselves. A bunch of them painted the house in purple and pink, i thought it sucked, but its always 10 against 1 whenever we decide to do something. And what am i going to do about the line for the bathroom?!? i can never get in without having to wait on her (and all of her copies) anymore. I guess i can try to keep up life with these girls, but i want my car back from them on the weekends and please, for gosh sakes just don't send any more!
#29

Duplicator Dan said 10/16/05, 4:36 am (verified)
Get on with the multiplying already, I need an Army of Mary Kate & Ashleys, we'll take over the world, bru-haha!
#28

Ed said 10/05/05, 7:43 pm (verified)
Well? I ordered my 2 sets of cloned twins weeks ago and still havent recieved any of them! What kind of a Petition is this? There should be 4 duplicates of Mary Kate & Ashley each out there by now! This would make a total of 8 clones, (10 all together) not to mention Joe's business to be run by an entire clerical building of about 40 Olsens. Get on with it, so we can all be at Joe's staff dance & drinks party next Friday.
#27

lol. said 09/25/05, 7:05 am (verified)
yeh, I want them from ages 10 and up, it would be a different expierience to nail them while they go through puberty! Fuck yeah!
#26

Joe said 09/25/05, 3:28 am (verified)
Can I have an office building full of Olsen clones?
#25

Ed said 09/25/05, 3:20 am (verified)
Well, mature mine to age 17 before you send them, and you may as well make another set, # 9 & 10, age them to 20 and send as well.
#24

I bagsy #7 and 8 said 09/25/05, 3:02 am (verified)
except I want them from 11 years old and up.
#23

Ed said 09/25/05, 3:00 am (verified)
I'll take #'s 5 and 6, you'll need to clone a lot more of them afterward.
#22

fuck yeah!!!! said 09/11/05, 8:54 pm (verified)
we'll screw em til they cant walk. then we'll fuck the bones off of them.
#21

magyar said 08/12/05, 1:19 am (verified)
doooooo it!!!
#20

dana said 05/29/05, 9:45 pm (verified)
worst...petition...ever
#19

Tania said 05/29/05, 9:45 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#18