Signatures #1 through #83 for the Jason Segel Needs a Haircut petition
Heather Chen said 02/21/09, 11:12 pm (verified)
I support this petition because Jason Segal was so adorable in Season One and halfway of Two because of the short hair. Make Jason adorabel again!
#83

Michaela Tesar said 11/19/08, 9:51 pm (verified)
Why do beautiful people just let themselves get ugly? Just let it happen? Cut your hair Jason!
#82

Greg Stephens said 11/18/08, 7:13 pm (verified)
Hahaha. He does. Please, Jason, cut it.
#81

hannah e said 11/18/08, 6:46 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#80

Sinead Owens said 11/18/08, 5:05 pm (verified)
I support this Petition.
#79

aa zz said 11/18/08, 8:55 am (verified)
I support this petition.
#78

Richard Zampetti said 11/17/08, 10:56 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#77

Matthew Leal said 11/15/08, 1:33 pm (verified)
I support this Petition. Jason Segel, I love you, but cut your fucking hair!
#76

Chad App said 11/15/08, 3:33 am (verified)
I support this petition. PLEASE, GET RID OF THIS HORRID DISTRACTION!!!!!
#75

Ashley Spessard said 11/14/08, 10:29 am (verified)
CUT THAT HAIR.
#74

Marc Bradstreet said 11/14/08, 1:52 am (verified)
I support this petition.
#73

Amanda Brigham said 11/13/08, 6:47 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#72

Ali Marsh said 11/13/08, 4:45 pm (verified)
I support this Petition.
#71

Orli Pinsberg said 11/12/08, 4:47 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#70

Gil Pinsberg said 11/12/08, 12:41 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#69

stefanie squier said 11/11/08, 10:10 am (verified)
I support this petition.
#68

Julanne Wagy said 11/10/08, 3:29 pm (verified)
Please go back to being handsome.
#67

Meaghan Fredrick said 11/10/08, 2:12 pm (verified)
Its time to stop the horror.
#66

Bobbie-Jo Balmer said 11/10/08, 2:00 pm (verified)
I support this Petition.
#65

Corryn Corryn said 11/10/08, 11:38 am (verified)
I support this Petition. Scissors are your friends!
#64

Becky R said 11/10/08, 10:27 am (verified)
I ABSOLUTELY support this Petition. He looks so lovely with short hair.
#63

Beth Martino said 11/10/08, 9:00 am (verified)
I support this petition.
#62

Mega Star said 11/09/08, 11:22 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#61

Anna McClane said 11/09/08, 10:50 pm (verified)
I support this Petition.
#60

Lauren Elyse said 11/09/08, 8:46 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#59

Felicia Fancybottom said 11/09/08, 7:49 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#58

Elizabeth Barret said 11/09/08, 3:01 pm (verified)
I support this Petition.
#57

Kristen Vockel said 11/09/08, 2:28 pm (verified)
Jason, you're a cute guy. But the hair is totally ruining it. Please, for the love of God, cut it!
#56

Tori Martin said 11/09/08, 12:52 pm (verified)
Pleeeease cut your hair. Pretty please.
#55

Josh Groban said 11/09/08, 6:17 am (verified)
I support this petition.
#54

Vanessa Me said 11/08/08, 10:57 pm (verified)
I support this Petition.
#53

Maire O said 11/08/08, 10:07 pm (verified)
Dude, really. You know it's bad when people google "Jason Segel Hair" and this is the first thing that comes up. CUT IT. If you can't afford it, believe me, people will make donations.
#52

John Rowley said 11/08/08, 1:59 pm (verified)
I support this petition. Please, please cut your hair.
#51

Sarah P said 11/08/08, 10:25 am (verified)
I support this petition.
#50

A Fan From Syria Feras said 11/08/08, 8:07 am (verified)
come on man..cut ur hair..don't let us make a special intervention =P
#49

Barney S said 11/08/08, 2:26 am (verified)
It's not awesome
#48

Michelle Dennis said 11/08/08, 12:29 am (verified)
I support this petition.
#47

Janelle G said 11/07/08, 7:28 pm (verified)
For the love of God. Please!!
#46

Josh Hitch said 11/07/08, 1:28 pm (verified)
Please, Jason. Do it for all of us.
#45

Elyse McKenzie said 11/07/08, 2:11 am (verified)
I support this Petition.
#44

Hedwig McCrimmon said 11/06/08, 11:01 pm (verified)
What the hell has happened to the hot guy I had a crush on? Why are you doing this?
#43

cool hand jennie said 11/06/08, 10:30 pm (verified)
Please Marshall, we're BEGGING YOU!!
#42

Lucas Medeiros said 11/06/08, 6:26 pm (verified)
I support this Petition.
#41

Stephanie Gillanders said 11/06/08, 4:47 pm (verified)
I support this petition. Like, really, really.
#40

Rebecca Ruelo said 11/06/08, 4:43 pm (verified)
I support this Petition.
#39

Harmony Smith said 11/06/08, 3:05 pm (verified)
Jason...you used to be hot. What happened?!
#38

Maddy R said 11/06/08, 2:08 pm (verified)
It looks like a dead animal and it's messing up the continuity of the flashbacks on HIMYM. CUT IT OFF!!
#37

kristi mccurdy said 11/06/08, 1:51 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#36

C Stohr said 11/06/08, 1:39 pm (verified)
I support this Petition.
#35

Maria Maxwell said 11/06/08, 1:05 pm (verified)
I support this Petition.
#34

John Thro said 11/06/08, 12:37 pm (verified)
I support this petition wholeHAIRtedly!
#33

Valiero Sullivan said 11/06/08, 12:30 pm (verified)
please cut it
#32

Sarah Jones said 11/06/08, 11:01 am (verified)
Please, Please, Please Cut YOUR HAIR!!!!!!!!!
#31

Ashley Larson said 11/06/08, 10:49 am (verified)
I support this Petition.
#30

C-M Hackett said 11/06/08, 10:06 am (verified)
For the love of your fans and for the sake of your hit show, How I Met Your Mother... get a haircut, wash and style... PLEASE!
#29

Steph Hargett said 11/06/08, 9:43 am (verified)
Please, Jason - I think you're hilarious and actually rather attractive ... BUT NOT WITH THAT HAIR! Please, please, please get a haircut. Thank you for your time.
#28

Darice Romero said 11/06/08, 8:25 am (verified)
I support this petition... I mean, unless the hair is just a guest star we don't know about... I'd hate to mess with anyone's livelihood.
#27

Ryan D said 11/06/08, 4:44 am (verified)
Hair Fail!
#26

Hilary W said 11/06/08, 4:25 am (verified)
Consider this an intervention!
#25

Rebecca Parker said 11/06/08, 4:19 am (verified)
We don't need a petition. We need a hair intervention! :)
#24

Karen Preston said 11/06/08, 4:13 am (verified)
I LITERALLY support this petition :P
#23

Caitlin C. said 11/06/08, 3:06 am (verified)
I support this petition.
#22

Laura S said 11/06/08, 2:21 am (verified)
I support this petition.
#21

Annie Kozakiewicz said 11/06/08, 12:02 am (verified)
Jason really does need to cut his hair. Movie role or not, it looks terrible.
#20

Sariska Fortuin said 11/05/08, 11:54 pm (verified)
I support this Petition.
#19

Jenna Thomas said 11/05/08, 11:40 pm (verified)
I support this Petition. Come on, man.
#18

Swyn Teo said 11/05/08, 10:53 pm (verified)
I support this Petition.
#17

Riza Mendwella said 11/05/08, 10:42 pm (verified)
I support this petition. Please cut his hair!!!!!!!!!!!
#16

Reed Senter said 11/05/08, 10:17 pm (verified)
Best petition ever.
#15

Amber Wojcek said 11/05/08, 10:16 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#14

Samantha G said 11/05/08, 9:51 pm (verified)
Jason Segel, I have so much love for you as an actor and an incredibly enjoyable person in interviews, but your hair is starting to be painful to look at. Making me cry. Please, please, cut it.
#13

Kristen N said 11/05/08, 8:58 pm (verified)
Every time I see your hair I get so violent, which is rare Please go out right now and shed That greasy mop atop your head
#12

Kathryn Menefee said 11/05/08, 8:01 pm (verified)
I support this Petition.
#11

Meg Hemmingson said 11/05/08, 7:38 pm (verified)
His hair is ugly and distracting me from how much I love Marshall. And the show in general.
#10

Kamala Rangarajan said 11/05/08, 7:27 pm (verified)
Ugh. The hair is so gross right now, it's getting hard to watch HIMYM.
#9

La M said 11/05/08, 6:50 pm (verified)
Cut it. He looks hotter with short hair.
#8

Nicole Guion said 11/05/08, 6:40 pm (verified)
I support this Petition.
#7

Tom L said 11/05/08, 6:27 pm (verified)
This is an intervention. Cut the hair already!
#6

Laura E-D said 11/05/08, 6:27 pm (verified)
This is an intervention. It's about the hair.
#5

P Blizzle said 11/05/08, 5:15 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#4

Sarah Epperson said 11/05/08, 5:13 pm (verified)
Like, YESTERDAY!
#3

Kelly F. said 11/03/08, 10:34 pm (verified)
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
#2

Erin M. said 11/03/08, 8:02 pm (verified)
PLEASE.
#1