Dude, really. You know it's bad when people google "Jason Segel Hair" and this is the first thing that comes up. CUT IT. If you can't afford it, believe me, people will make donations.
Please, Jason - I think you're hilarious and actually rather attractive ...
BUT NOT WITH THAT HAIR!
Please, please, please get a haircut.
Thank you for your time.
Jason Segel, I have so much love for you as an actor and an incredibly enjoyable person in interviews, but your hair is starting to be painful to look at. Making me cry. Please, please, cut it.