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Created by drummond buckley on 27 January 2005 @ 3:14:32 AM
discuss in forums WHERAS, the Daily Show has taken over from Saturday Night Live as the leading provider of Fake News on television; and

WHEREAS, fake news is where more and more people get their real news; and

WHEREAS, current events are simply too hilarious to fit into a half-hour fake news format; and

WHEREAS, watching a half-hour of first-run "Daily Show" followed by a repeat of yesterday's "Daily Show" clearly shows that Jon Stewart's fan base wants to see more of him, even if it means watching the same jokes they saw him deliver the night before; and

WHEREAS, Jon Stewart is quickly becoming the Will Rogers of his generation (minus the cowboy hat), and Comedy Central has a public duty to give his fake news more airtime, just as the big three networks have a public duty to cover the president's fake news conferences and other fake news events; and

WHEREAS, the travel budget for Samantha Bee, Steve Carell, Stephen Colbert, and Rob Corddry surely justifies a more expansive fake news format; and

WHEREAS, the public demands more air time for Jon Stewart's interviews, which in the current format always seem rushed and, worse, cut off just when things are getting juicy;

NOW THEREFORE BE IT RESOLVED that the Daily Show will, henceforth, be one hour long.
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Category: Entertainment & Media
Total Signatures: 824
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824 Larry Walker
823 Richard Barstow
822 Renee Chartrand
821 Jennifer Greeley
820 tom perry Jon and his show ****. He is not funny at all and his views are hard headed. You blow Jon.
819 Deadman
818 Sean Hannity Jon Stewart is a liberal **** smoka! Oh yeah, he made up his name and he's jewish to boot! Cancel his show it ****s...
817 Bill O'Reilly We don't need to see any more of this left-wing lunatic.
816 anna STEWART FOR PRESIDENT!
815 Perry At least give the guy some time to talk to guests like I'm sure he would like to
814 Sean
813 jon stewart is lame "Stewarts a tired angry whining beotch" + 1 million points
812 ****you jonny u ***** "Stewarts a tired angry whining beotch>/i>" ^ + 1 million points!!!
811 CANCEL THE DAILY SHOW JON STEWART ****S! stupid college ******s think this queer sonofa***** is funny,think he is smart,think he is politically hip but they are all just a bunch of stoned emo******s! You could just as easily take you political cues from South Park and let's face it: South Park is funnier! South Park is more talented!! South Park is more intelligent!! South Park is better political commentary!!! South Park actually bothers explaining why they don't like something as well as offering alternatives!! Unlike that lame ****** Jon Stewart who only mocks and ridicules anything conservative or Christian without even offering any alternative ideas or views!! Jon Stewart is just a punk-ass little Mtv ***** who is still doing the "Mtv-propaganda" thing. ^The old "we're cool because we say we're cool and anything that's not us is uncool because we're so cool that we get to say what's cool and what isn't cool" **** JON STEWART! CANCEL THE DAILY SHOW!!!!!!!
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809 Blake Buckley Go for the whole enchilada. TDS one hour and The Colbert Report one hour. Go Drummond!
808 Todd I support this petition.
807 BETH RASTBERGER I support this petition.
806 Greg This show needs to be an hour.
805 Ted Paradis I support this petition.
804 Christian Schmidt I support this petition.
803 John Brace I'd like it longer too. Oh and for them to put more video clips on their website.
802 Robert Mishler David Spade can **** an egg!
801 somaia
800 Leslie Yes, please! Jon, when are you going to interview Kinky Friedman?
799 David If Leno and Letterman get an hour, the Daily Show should too. Jon Stewart's great, but let's not forget the entire staff!
798 Jason Elliott give it its own chanel
797 Kristin I heart the Daily Show
796 christina kelly yes please. Sometimes it's the only thing I can watch that actually brings me hope in these messed up times.
795 Peter Orvick Go for it! Couldn't hurt.
794 Phillip Styles greatest show ever....by far
793 Alexandra Hyszczak Jon Stewart is a genius.
792 Casey OConnell
791 Justin Tinel I knew if I searched long enough, I would come across a petition to make Jon Stewart a full hour long - and alas, here it is!
790 Jon Owns! One of the few shows that mixes the truth with the perfect amount of humor. It's sad that the "fake" news a lot of times is more realistic than the "real" news. This show should be an hour, and we should have an extended moment of Zen!
789 Andi Chrisman The Daily Show is the only way I found out what happens in the news. Jon Stewart is absolutely brilliant. Please expand to an hour long show.
788 Sara Hughes
787 Brendan Kurle the best show ever
786 Kasi Hickerson I love Jon Stewart. He needs infinite air time.
785 Will McAda
784 Tyler Wynn I agree.
783 Elizabeth Keller Show DOES NOT need to be an hour long but does need Vance Degeneris back
782 Pamela Napier
781 Mary Jo Jon Stewart rules!
780 Matt Constanti
779 Dinah Lofgren Only the most amazing show ever..
778 ann-marie daften this is a good idea. the interviews do seem rushed
777 Joe Yates
776 Sarah Please!
775 Nick Rosano