Make the "Daily Show" One Hour in Length
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Started: January 27, 2005, 3:40:36 am
Target: Comedy Central
Supporters:

836
Goal:

100
Goal Progress:

100% Complete
Status

Goal Met!
WHERAS, the Daily Show has taken over from Saturday Night Live as the leading provider of Fake News on television; and

WHEREAS, fake news is where more and more people get their real news; and

WHEREAS, current events are simply too hilarious to fit into a half-hour fake news format; and

WHEREAS, watching a half-hour of first-run "Daily Show" followed by a repeat of yesterday's "Daily Show" clearly shows that Jon Stewart's fan base wants to see more of him, even if it means watching the same jokes they saw him deliver the night before; and

WHEREAS, Jon Stewart is quickly becoming the Will Rogers of his generation (minus the cowboy hat), and Comedy Central has a public duty to give his fake news more airtime, just as the big three networks have a public duty to cover the president's fake news conferences and other fake news events; and

WHEREAS, the travel budget for Samantha Bee, Steve Carell, Stephen Colbert, and Rob Corddry surely justifies a more expansive fake news format; and

WHEREAS, the public demands more air time for Jon Stewart's interviews, which in the current format always seem rushed and, worse, cut off just when things are getting juicy;

NOW THEREFORE BE IT RESOLVED that the Daily Show will, henceforth, be one hour long.




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Make the "Daily Show" One Hour in Length




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Andrew Stafford said 3 days ago (unverified)
I support this petition.
#836

Chris Terry said 01/08/10, 4:15 am (verified)
I support this petition.
#835

John Ho said 11/19/09, 10:35 pm (unverified)
I support this petition.
#834

Stephen Anthony said 11/13/09, 12:55 pm (verified)
That\'s irony in it\'s purist form, people raging on the Daily Show but signing the petition to post the comment, idiots.
#833

Al Intheval said 08/31/09, 10:51 pm (unverified)
I support this petition. And a big shout out to George Bush, cleverly signing in as \"CANCEL THE DAILY SHOW\"
#832

Mark H said 08/05/09, 11:36 am (unverified)
I support this petition.
#831

MariGam said 08/03/09, 10:17 pm (unverified)
I support this petition.
#830

Larry Walker said 01/02/08, 5:40 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#829

Richard Barstow said 01/02/08, 5:04 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#828

Renee Chartrand said 12/03/07, 6:55 am (verified)
I support this petition.
#827

Jennifer Greeley said 06/20/07, 8:23 am (verified)
I support this petition.
#826

tom perry said 06/07/07, 5:19 pm (verified)
Jon and his show suck. He is not funny at all and his views are hard headed. You blow Jon.
#825

Deadman said 05/22/07, 1:20 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#824

Sean Hannity said 05/11/07, 12:45 pm (verified)
Jon Stewart is a liberal cock smoka! Oh yeah, he made up his name and he's jewish to boot! Cancel his show it sucks...
#823

Bill O'Reilly said 05/01/07, 3:12 pm (verified)
We don't need to see any more of this left-wing lunatic.
#822

anna said 04/08/07, 8:18 am (verified)
STEWART FOR PRESIDENT!
#821

Perry said 03/16/07, 5:33 am (verified)
At least give the guy some time to talk to guests like I'm sure he would like to
#820

Sean said 03/11/07, 7:24 am (verified)
I support this petition.
#819

jon stewart is lame said 01/20/07, 3:51 am (verified)
"Stewarts a tired angry whining beotch" + 1 million points
#818

fuckyou jonny u bitch said 01/20/07, 3:48 am (verified)
"Stewarts a tired angry whining beotch>/i>" ^ + 1 million points!!!
#817