Down with Crappy Microsoft Software
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Author: Junsei Kagai
Started: April 15, 2005, 12:17:00 pm
Target: Microsoft Corporation
Supporters:

6
Goal:

1
Goal Progress:

100% Complete
Status

Goal Met!
The petition is as follows:

Because of Microsoft's faulty software, which can be used by hackers to hack other people of their passwords and install spy/adware on their computers, I say that Microsoft should NOT continue to manufacture faulty or inadequate products, and should fully test products before releasing them to the general public.




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Andrew B said 05/18/06, 6:03 pm (unverified)
It's funny the way he says it will be better and will revolutionise the way we work at home or in an office... In a way its true... The language will get a lot stronger lol:-D
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Adam Dolph said 04/02/06, 3:43 am (verified)
dear bill gates, why would you say you make faulty hardwere. and i bet the reason bill hates the spoon is because he makes macs and used to be with you and now you hates his guts. ALL HAIL THE SPOON!!!
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The Spoon said 07/08/05, 8:19 pm (verified)
Not so fast Bill Gates, or should I say 'Dr. Apocalyptic Doomsday Death Lord'. You should have known that a mere nuclear explosion and being ripped limb by limb by mutant land sharks isn't enough to stop me. We have good writers you see. Fear me for I have...THE MIGHTY SPOON OF DEATH! Fear its spooniness and tremble. Fear not fellow Earth citizens. I am currently spooning the evil doctor. He will no longer be able to inflict this universe with his soddy software programming and defective hardware. I must now leave you as I am needed in the dimension of unspeakable terror and slight miscomfort as Knife Woman and Fork Boy have been kidnapped by the evil 'Hatebreed Flesh Ripper the malevolence'. Quite frankly, if you name your child something like that, it is not surprising they are going to grow up with some problems.
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Bill Gates said 07/08/05, 7:15 am (verified)
Here at Microsoft, we credit ourselves on our highly effectent running hardware and our grand choice of software. If you hate Microsoft so much you should get a Mac, but nobody makes software for Macs you fools. You have no choice but to continue buying our faulty hardware and there is shit all you can do about it cock suckers. Then I'm going to take all your money and use it to build a giant laser on the moon and destroy all the capital cities of the world and become supreme ruler of the galaxy and no one can stop me...except, for my arch nemesis, The Spoon. However I am sure that he is dead. Muahahahahaha!!! Soon, as programmed, all the Windows Operating systems will lock you out and transfer to me and your personal details from which I will build mechnical clone cyborgs of you who will take over your lives and be my personal slaves whilst you are kidnapped and stored in a freezer with Vanilla Ice playing for all eternity.
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MICROSOFT/WINDOWS/XBOX HATER said 04/28/05, 5:45 pm (verified)
I HATE MICROSOFT!!! I HATE WINDOWS 95, 98, 2000, 3.1 AND ME!!! THE ONLY WINDOWS I LIKE IS XP!!! I ALSO HATE THE XBOX!! MY XBOX KEEPS CRASHING FOR NO FRIGGIN' REASON!! DOWN WITH MICROSOFT AND BILL GATES!!!!!!!!
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Junsei Awai Kagai said 04/15/05, 12:17 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
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