Boycott Homeless People
Published September 5, 2005
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Bums, bums, bums. Nothing pisses me off more then a piss drenched, trash eating, jobless, beggar. Don't ask me for some spare change, because, I ain't stupid, mother ****er. I know you want that SPARE CHANGE for either crack or vodka, and I know with all the begging your worthless, odor filled ass has done, you have more $$$$ in your roach infested pocket than I do. Meaning you have enough to eat at the ****ing olive garden. But bums rather eat at the McDonalds, because that restaurant is as dirty and greasy as there entire bodies.(rumor has it that there's more filth and grease in a bum's body to open up 1000 McDonalds. I'm still investigating on this though.) But anyway, any restaurant that lets a bum in should be fumigated instantly. Restaurants shouldn't even allow bums in. All restaurants should have a security guard that personally sprays a bum down with a firehose, if the bum comes within 500 ft. of the restaurant.
Basically, if you didn't know this, being a bum is a job. It's a evil scam to rob people out of there money and use that money for all the wrong reasons. (like telemarketers .) If you're gonna give a bum money, why not put a big sign on your house that says "ROB ME, I GOT MONEY". And when that robber comes in, hand him all your money with no resistance, don't call the cops and smile gleefully. Your thinking i'm nuts, but it's the same exact thing as giving a bum money.
Now how is being a bum a job?? Well, you have to look like you've been abused for years, raised in a dust cloud and smell like you bathe in tubs full of feces and sweat. The more horrific and abused the bum looks, the more $$$ he'll get from a sucker and basically, he'll blow the money on crack. Mother ****er. I'm demanding people nation-wide to boycott homeless people. Do not give them cash, do not give them a blanket, do not give them anything. Let them freeze to death, and maybe we can use there corpses to grow some nice marijuana plants. And I'm demanding people to mug any bum that you see. Steal all his money, no matter if its just a nickel. Teach that crack fiend a lesson, and deliver a golden shower upon his ugly rash infested face. "Here you want something to drink?" Then **** in his mouth and tell him "Here's your meal for the nite, mother ****er."
The media tries to garner sympathy out of people toward the homeless, like it's not their fault they live in a cardboard box and reak of unknown odors. Listen, you change rattling ass, get a JOB. Here are the steps to getting a job.
1.) Don't be a lazy slob. Find a place with a NOW HIRING sign.
2.) Walk inside. To make this easier, pretend your walking into the liquor store, or the local crack house.
3.) Ask for application. (or in your case, babble incoherently for one.)
4.) Fill it out, but realize you can't put down dumpster behind Won Fok's restaurant as your address.
5.) Realize your useless to society and commit suicide like you should have when the thought 1st crossed your mind.
"SIGN THIS TO RID OF BUMS!"
Bums, bums, bums. Nothing pisses me off more then a piss drenched, trash eating, jobless, beggar. Don't ask me for some spare change, because, I ain't stupid, mother ****er. I know you want that SPARE CHANGE for either crack or vodka, and I know with all the begging your worthless, odor filled ass has done, you have more $$$$ in your roach infested pocket than I do. Meaning you have enough to eat at the ****ing olive garden. But bums rather eat at the McDonalds, because that restaurant is as dirty and greasy as there entire bodies.(rumor has it that there's more filth and grease in a bum's body to open up 1000 McDonalds. I'm still investigating on this though.) But anyway, any restaurant that lets a bum in should be fumigated instantly. Restaurants shouldn't even allow bums in. All restaurants should have a security guard that personally sprays a bum down with a firehose, if the bum comes within 500 ft. of the restaurant.
Basically, if you didn't know this, being a bum is a job. It's a evil scam to rob people out of there money and use that money for all the wrong reasons. (like telemarketers .) If you're gonna give a bum money, why not put a big sign on your house that says "ROB ME, I GOT MONEY". And when that robber comes in, hand him all your money with no resistance, don't call the cops and smile gleefully. Your thinking i'm nuts, but it's the same exact thing as giving a bum money.
Now how is being a bum a job?? Well, you have to look like you've been abused for years, raised in a dust cloud and smell like you bathe in tubs full of feces and sweat. The more horrific and abused the bum looks, the more $$$ he'll get from a sucker and basically, he'll blow the money on crack. Mother ****er. I'm demanding people nation-wide to boycott homeless people. Do not give them cash, do not give them a blanket, do not give them anything. Let them freeze to death, and maybe we can use there corpses to grow some nice marijuana plants. And I'm demanding people to mug any bum that you see. Steal all his money, no matter if its just a nickel. Teach that crack fiend a lesson, and deliver a golden shower upon his ugly rash infested face. "Here you want something to drink?" Then **** in his mouth and tell him "Here's your meal for the nite, mother ****er."
The media tries to garner sympathy out of people toward the homeless, like it's not their fault they live in a cardboard box and reak of unknown odors. Listen, you change rattling ass, get a JOB. Here are the steps to getting a job.
1.) Don't be a lazy slob. Find a place with a NOW HIRING sign.
2.) Walk inside. To make this easier, pretend your walking into the liquor store, or the local crack house.
3.) Ask for application. (or in your case, babble incoherently for one.)
4.) Fill it out, but realize you can't put down dumpster behind Won Fok's restaurant as your address.
5.) Realize your useless to society and commit suicide like you should have when the thought 1st crossed your mind.
"SIGN THIS TO RID OF BUMS!"
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