Signatures #1 through #59 for the Boycott Homeless People petition
homeless bum said 06/30/09, 9:09 pm (unverified)
homeless people rule i smell too
#59

sheep fucker said 05/05/09, 4:28 pm (verified)
I need a home for me and my gf but they dont allow farm animals in most apartments.I like to dress her up pretty and take her to all the hot clubs in nyc and ac too
#58

smelly hobo said 05/05/09, 4:17 pm (verified)
I support this petition.I love living on the street and eating out of dumpsters.it is much better that that mental hospital for the criminally insane that I was in.
#57

Ginger Fizz said 04/28/09, 3:47 pm (verified)
I support this petition with all my dole money!
#56

Ian Wile said 04/24/09, 5:36 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#55

Gerard . said 04/08/09, 2:28 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#54

Rachel Fredrickson said 02/09/09, 10:48 am (verified)
You will never get me to sign this cuz u suck adn i love homelss!!!!1
#53

Doug from chicago said 02/01/09, 7:23 pm (verified)
I support this petition. I am so tired of those rotten, no good, detriments to society. I am moving from chicago because i am so tired of scum bothering me daily for money when i am having trouble paying my bills. F liberals and F homeless people.
#52

Top Tip said 12/19/08, 3:56 am (verified)
Homeless people, lighten your load by NOT getting a dog!
#51

Rickey Rouse said 12/04/08, 4:17 pm (verified)
24 Hours in a homeless person's life: wake up at 3:00AM. Collect bottles, cans and precious metals till the Recycling Centers open around 9:00AM. Walk away with about 45 dollars. Go buy cigarettes and booze and grab a joint from the guy on the corner that sells them everyday. Pan handle all the older people claiming that you have had hard times and JUST lost your job(lies). Go to park in downtown areas. Wait till noon when stupid do-gooders bring in a wonderful lunch. Eat lunch and throw all the paper plates and napkins and packaging on the ground. Make the city hire maintenance people to clean up your mess. Play grab ass with the female (or male) homeless people in park till gets dark. Get so drunk and high then stagger over to your personal cardboard box and pass out till 3:00AM and start day over and over and over and over. Only in America!
#50

bums explained said 11/02/08, 1:14 am (verified)
Bums are bums because of decisions they make. The only difference between us and them is they lack any motitivation and have gotten used to the lifestyle. A lot of them probably came out of prison and never adjusted - just waiting to go back in. Some got caught up in the wrong crowd doing drugs probably hanging out at hostiles and campgrounds. The old gang split up and went their own way and then there you are wanting to stay in that lifestyle so you become homeless going town to town sleeping on the streets. Eventually you just get used to it. Your life becomes so mundane and worthless that you sink into a mode of self-despair, possibly staying strung out on drugs for years. Then you come down just in time to realize that you have freaked yourself up beyond any hope of rejoining society. The world just isn't what it used to be so you either become humble and beg for change or stay strung out on drugs begging for change. Doesn't make a difference. With a little motivation anyone can get a job. All you need is a name to get temp work daily.
#49

david ryder said 11/02/08, 1:06 am (verified)
I support this petition. I'm so sick of dirty bums. I have just as much of an opportunity to become homeless as anyone but you don't see me blaming everyone else for my failures. Terds
#48

Cade Foster said 10/12/08, 6:13 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#47

Max Ngyuen said 10/08/08, 8:26 pm (verified)
I support this petition. Bums suck ass
#46

shit stains said 09/04/08, 12:19 am (verified)
I support this petition.I love being a homeless bum and not bathing.I wore the same shirt stained pants for months.and eat out of dumpsters
#45

bag lady said 08/30/08, 5:58 pm (verified)
I support this petition.Im proud to be the homeless.I have been homeless most of my life.no one will hire the homeless not even Mcdonalds.most of the homeless hve no work history and are from mental hospitals
#44

homeless bum said 08/23/08, 4:18 pm (verified)
I support this petition.Improud t6o be the homeless been homeless over 20 years
#43

Travis Nasser said 08/11/08, 11:27 pm (verified)
I support this petition. It's a long-awaited time that we pursue the extermination of a vile,parasitic,hygene-def icient,laborless,and self-destructive herd of animals in hopes to preserve the glory,beauty,honor,dignit y and culture of our cities,st's malls,shopping centers,local parks,business districts, neighborhoods,and communities. DEATH TO THE FUCKING HOBOS!!!
#42

Chris Johnson said 08/09/08, 8:42 pm (verified)
I support this petition. Check out the related blog, bumhate.blogspot dot com, which also supports this petition.
#41

Anna said 08/07/08, 12:10 am (verified)
I am so sick of having to walk past bums on the street begging for change to feed their drug habits. I don't mind the ones that are truly in need and are going to use any donations they receive for food and new clothes or something, but the true homeless in need are being overshadowed by the drug-addicted ones. It's sad, but damn it, something has to be done.
#40

tess tyler said 07/08/08, 10:29 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#39

Ignorant Asshole Like You said 06/04/08, 11:31 am (verified)
You have to be fuccing kidding me. If you had an ounce of intelligence, you would know that no one wants to be homeless. Think about it... Is it just a coincidence that people became homeless as jobs were sent to China? Blame the government dipshit!
#38

Drew said 05/28/08, 5:59 am (verified)
I AGREE
#37

justin said 02/28/08, 10:14 pm (verified)
I hate the homeless, I don't want them to kill themselves though, just get a job and not ask me for money
#36

brandon hahn said 02/26/08, 9:55 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#35

A dude said 02/01/08, 3:10 pm (verified)
Ok, BUMS suck, seriously if they didnt want to be bums, ever heard of working at Mcdonalds? Oh wait i fogot, you like living in a dumpster and tricking people to give you money. Anddont give me, no one hires homeless people shit. Get enough cash to rent a cheap apartment, and then take a SHOWER and get a job, they dont hire you BECASUE YOUR FILTHY SCUM!
#34

Ted M said 01/15/08, 9:12 am (verified)
I once went backpacking accross Europe and sotted a piss drenched bum sleeping on a bench-I took a large a rock and caved his freaking head in, it came apart like a rotten mellon. ,You havn't lived till you've killed a bum
#33

Ron said 01/10/08, 12:41 pm (verified)
Get rid of them all
#32

hector_gone_bad said 12/24/07, 11:58 am (verified)
i hate bums. i just stopped one from shooting up heroine in my works bathroom by telling him: no asshole, we have no public restrooms.
#31

shawn said 11/09/07, 8:27 am (verified)
U people are sick fuks.... to think that all the people on the streets are homeless drug addicts......im homeless and on the street and im no fuking junky thank u very much.... and I pan for food and the occasional joint.... the whole reason most bums stay bums are because of ignorant fuks like u, who have no idea whats its like to live with a whole lot of fuk all. im homeless with my dog( which i refuze to give away!) which makes it even harder to get a place or a job for that matter.... there are reasons for people being homeless and yes alot of the time it does have to do with drugs. but not in all cases... so when u say that all bums should be exterminated. it really pisses me off, it would bring a smile to my face to hear u lost your job and your house burned to the ground so u can have a taste of what its like to live on the street, and then have people come up to u while your asking for some spare change to survive and call u a fuking junky and to get a job. if this happend to u im sure u would have a different opinion. have a heart and use your brain
#30

JJ said 10/17/07, 4:10 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#29

bum killer said 07/27/07, 2:02 pm (verified)
Fuc king drugged up, boozed up scum of the earth, parasites. They need to be exterminated now!!!!!
#28

Amit Bushan said 07/05/07, 3:37 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#27

Tommy Boy said 02/27/07, 2:11 am (verified)
Fuck bums.
#26

Tart said 02/13/07, 3:35 pm (verified)
Fucking right! Did you see what they did in Vancouver yesterday? Homes not Games, motherfuckers chanted. They should fucking create a colony up North and deport them all there, make work in the uranium mines!
#25

Rebecca Peracey said 02/02/07, 7:04 pm (verified)
I saw a bum In Mcdonalds once. He stank and looked awful. Everyone behind him walkedout and came back after he'd gone.
#24

Pezza said 02/02/07, 1:19 am (verified)
Fuckin' Agreed!
#23

piggy said 01/31/07, 12:11 pm (verified)
Praise the lord and thank god someone has seen the light, fuck the homeless fucks in the arse. I hate the wineing bastards asking for money and shit. If you want to be homeless fuck off to the country and live like an animal, not some scab, festering our citys and bleeding our hard earned lives with their pathetic drug induced ways. piss on them all, homeless fucks.
#22

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#21

Kenneth said 12/23/06, 8:10 pm (verified)
I damn well support that. I have been homeless twice myself. Very few homeless people work. So in closing thjose that work get out of homelessness. Kill all the bums
#20

Autistic Monkey said 11/07/06, 11:24 pm (verified)
I really hate bums they totally fuck my day up
#19

baglady said 11/07/06, 11:23 pm (verified)
Im proud to be the homeless. got out of a mental hospital and live on the streets eat out of dumpsters.no one will hire the homeless
#18

Loic LeGuen said 08/07/06, 10:00 pm (unverified)
I support this petition because I know that everybody that supports bums have never talked to any. They are too naive and blind to know that they are buying alcohol and drugs. I've seen it too many times. I've gone into the stores and watched them and talked to them while doing it. I can't give a homeless man money because I know it will just end up spent on a forty or a joint. Its a waste of time. I can't say I care for them, I've known people down on their luck who got back on their feet, so I know its not impossible. It just takes some discipline. You hippies might have good intentions, but have any of you ever sat down and talked to a bum? No, you just hand over your change and drive away with your feelings of self-satisfaction without actually having to smell them. You hippies disgust me more than any homeless guy ever could.
#17

Lou said 08/05/06, 1:50 am (unverified)
Fuck the homeless. I've offered them food before and they run away. Why? They want money for booze and crack. Fuck them.
#16

homeless hunting should be legal said 07/18/06, 10:02 pm (unverified)
to all you people who think killing the homeless is wrong(especially you katie with a "y" you dumb fucking cunt)get your pius heads out of your self righteous asses and actually go to a fucking city some times.not where all the "hip" college bars ar the trendiest new resturaunt is but go downtown.these "people are a fucking menace and need to be liquidated or at the very least warehoused and used for telivised gladitorial combat (to offset the cost of the bullets of course).they smell beg are drunk and beligerent,volatile and dangerous.spend some time with them instead of just being scared in to giving them a dollar and loose pocket change when they accost you(you no doubt feeling good about yourself "for helping those in need" after the initial fright disipates)matt is right they will spend it on crack or booze.i live in the downtown of a major city and have a simple rule.if a nigger or bum comes up to me i will only give them money if they TELL ME theyre going to spend it on drugs.if they say its for a sandwich theyre full of shit and if you buy them one theyll be on the next block tring to sell it for a few quarters.you know what i take it all back.lets keep the homeless and kill all you whiny self important wannabe dogooders.at least the homeles keep it real.they dont want to get off the street do you know how much crack costs in suburbia much less being able to find a pint of MD 20/20 or wild irish rose for under 2 dollars fuck the homeless and fuck you(i can hear it now:meanspirited,fascist, what ever...)pull out your tampon quite complaining how much your pussy hurts and grow some balls.lifes rough deal with it.cunts.
#15

Bino said 07/18/06, 9:36 pm (unverified)
YESSSS YESSSS YESSSS KILL THEM ALL!!!! FOR A BETTER WORLD
#14

downtown worker said 07/13/06, 6:31 pm (unverified)
why should regular working people be forced to endure harassment for their HARD EARNED money?! I would rather give to animal rights organizations when I'm donating to charity!
#13

Anonymous said 05/10/06, 5:14 pm (unverified)
Such a shame we have satan lovers who promote hate against innocent people like the homeless. Maybe you idiots should do some research and find that many of the homeless have mental disorders. It's sad we have losers like you idiots who sign this evil petition that live in our society. God sees everything, hears everything, knows everything. You will be judged, Satan Lovers.
#12

bhanchod said 04/26/06, 11:17 pm (verified)
FUCK THE HOMELESS!BURN THEM ALL!
#11

Kaytie Krafft said 04/01/06, 6:50 pm (verified)
YOU WILL REAP WHAT YOU SOW! YOU IGNORANT HYPOCRITE!SURE THERE ARE SOME HOMELESS PEOPLE WHO FRY THEIR BRAINS ON DRUGS BUT THAT DOES NOT MEAN THAT THEY ARE ALL LIKE THAT! THE WAY YOU BASHED THEIR BEING AROUND MAKES YOU EVEN WORSE THAN THEM! WHEN YOU GO TO LIVE YOUR SOON-TO-BE LIFE IN HELL YOU WILL BE THE MOST CRAP INFESTED MAN IN HELL EVEN THE BIBLE SAYS THAT THE WORMS WILL NOT STOP EATING AT YOUR SKIN IT WILL BE SO COLD IN HELL THAT IT'S HOT! AND YOU WILL HAVE TO LIVE THERE FOR ALL ETERNITY!! THE SAME GOD THAT CREATD THE UNIVERSE CREATED THOSE BUMS AND UNFORTUNATLY HE CREATED YOU. I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY TO LIVE LIKE A BUM HAHAH YOU'D PROBLEY BE CRYING FOR YOUR MAMA!! BUMS ARE THE THE NICEST MOST HUMBLE PEOPLE. WHE YOU DIE (HOPEFULLY WILL BE SOON) WHEN THE DAY OF JUDJMENT COMES YOU WILL BE BEGING GOD TO NOT SEND YOU INTO THE BLACK PIT OF HELL, GOD WILL SAY: (THIS IS IN THE BIBLE) TURN FROM ME I NEVER KNEW YOU. UNLESS YOU CHANGE YOUR WAYS AND REPENT TO GOD AND RECEIVE HIM AS YOUR LORD AND KING THEN YOU WILL LIVE IN PARADISE WITH HIM FOR ALL ETERNITY. I SHALL PRAY FOR YOU.
#10

I come in the Name of the Lord, my God and King said 04/01/06, 6:07 pm (verified)
Child, what you do unto the least of men, you do unto the Father and Creator of even yourself. Oh, how my soul wretches at your acidic words! My prayers for you will never cease, child. And I will try to love you as my Father does, despite the fact that you may hate me as you hate others. Compassion, child. Try compassion. Hate only digs your grave.
#9

vardas said 03/18/06, 4:58 pm (verified)
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#8

Joe said 03/06/06, 7:16 pm (verified)
GOD DAMN THOSE BUMS! STOP BUYING CRACK!
#7

sarvajna das said 02/21/06, 4:08 pm (verified)
Yeah fuck those lazy bastards. I dont care if you wanna fry your brain on every drug known to man, im just not paying for it. SO FUCK OFF.
#6

Adam Jones said 02/07/06, 4:19 am (verified)
I agree fuck the homeless people they are a bunch of drunk, perverted, mother fuckers.
#5

Jan C said 12/29/05, 10:56 am (verified)
Hey Look! Matt Muccie is using all 3 brain cells to write this. Yay for Matt.
#4

Homeless People Should Be Helped said 11/22/05, 9:28 am (verified)
Why have you written this awful article about "boycotting homeless people"? What is wrong with you? Homeless people are treated so badly because people like you instill this "sterortype" in their minds. The majority of homeless people have lost their jobs from hateful and unappreciative families or lay-offs. After losing a job, they can't afford to maintain their home, and as a results, lose it. Without and address, it is hard to gain another job to provide income, trapping the, a cycle that is extremely difficult to escape. Why do you think that all homeless people want 'crack' or vodka? Some (some, not most) turn to them because of hateful people like you treating them miserably; most homeless people just want a little money to eat and sustain themselves. What lesson do you think will be learned by "boycotting homeless people"? Kids will learn that charity and generosity are something evil, and instead will learn to become greedy and cold. The real "odor filled ass" here is you! Get a life and help give a homeless person a second chance at life! Bums rule!
#3

sammy said 09/04/05, 11:49 pm (verified)
ok, u know what? ur just a stupid self absorbed, piece of shit. gosh why dont u just go to hell. that is so mean. i mean they are all not like that.and did u ever think that some thing really bad could have happened in their lives that want their fault? gosh go fuck ur self
#2

I love italian sausage said 09/04/05, 11:00 pm (verified)
I totally agree, I hate bums
#1