Make Pie Not War
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Author: Jenni Caprice
Started: August 19, 2005, 1:27:44 am
Target: Militant Harmony Shippers Everywhere
Supporters:

55
Goal:

713
Goal Progress:

8% Complete
Status

Active
WHEREAS,
certain individuals who supported a certain fictional couple in a certain fictional series were highly disappointed and upset when their hopes and expectations were not fulfilled in the penultimate installment of aforementioned series,

WHEREAS,
in a certain interview with the author of aforementioned series, a comment was made which has caused great offense to some of aforementioned individuals,

WHEREAS,
the entire online community surrounding aforementioned series is currently engaged in verbal warfare,

WHEREAS,
if all members of aforementioned community would eat pie instead of engaging in aforementioned warfare, all aforementioned members of aforementioned community would be at peace with one another,

THEREFORE,
let it be proposed that everyone everywhere MAKE PIE NOT WAR.


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Chelsea Riddle said 03/11/06, 6:42 am (verified)
I will state this again...Snowy stop being a brat who throws a temper-tantrum everytime something isn't EXACTLY how she likes it. Please, for the sake of man-kind. You're worse than Malfoy when he gets clawed by Buckbeak...honestly.
#55

DinkleToes said 01/23/06, 2:31 am (verified)
mmmm...piiiieeee....Did you know that there's a national pie day sometime in Feb.? Anyways, I agree wholeheartedly. Sincerely, JKR's woman, through and through (quote from the book. Sort of.)
#54

Sweaty Kangaroo Nuts said 10/04/05, 10:54 pm (verified)
Katherine Millington heard as Marie’s body fell to the ground and turned around on her toes. She was surprised when she saw that Marie was lying out cold on the floor. Katherine Millington walked up to the girl and knelt by her. She shook her and demanded that she wake up. "Mrs. Millington would you like me to go call for help?" asked Ms. Anderson. "Yes, it looks like this girl is actually sick. I thought she was just doing this as a part of an act." said Katherine in a calm tone. Ms. Anderson ran to her room to make the call. Within minutes the ambulance arrived and whisked Marie off to the nearby hospital. Ms. Anderson stood outside waiting as the ambulance disappeared at the end of the street. That night doctors had discovered that Marie's appendix had burst and they had to operate on her to drain the infection out. Doctors didn't know how a young girl her age hadn't died from the pain or the infection. The following morning Marie opened her eyes. Everything was blurry at first but then it slowly became clearer. Then, Marie saw her parents there by her bedside. Her father had fallen asleep on the chair and her mother looked like she was sleeping peacefully at the foot of her bed, as her mother's head lay still. Her mother felt Marie move and raised her head and found that her daughter had awoken. "Marie?" said Ramona, "Are you awake?" "Yes mom," answered Marie. "The doctors thought you weren't going to make it and we were so worried for you. We came the moment we heard," said her mother and then took her hand and caressed it. "I'm okay mom" said Marie in a weak voice and then her father woke up from his deep slumber. He got out of his chair and walked to Marie's bedside. "Pumpkin, I'm so glad you woke up. How are you feeling?" as he smiled dow
#53

uh said 09/24/05, 6:32 pm (verified)
I. AM. BORED. I am going to sign multiple times on this to make it have more sigs. I like this petition.
#52

fireFly PiE said 09/10/05, 12:14 pm (verified)
i love pie!
#51

~*Miriam*~ said 09/06/05, 3:13 am (verified)
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#50

fireFly PiE said 09/03/05, 4:31 pm (verified)
YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!! PIE RRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! Funky Platypus: I love platypi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!
#49

fireFly PiE said 09/03/05, 4:31 pm (verified)
YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!! PIE RRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! Funky Platypus: I love platypi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!
#48

Courtney said 08/30/05, 9:51 pm (verified)
Snowy is funny. I'd like to keep Snowy in a cage.
#47

LilyClio said 08/30/05, 9:22 pm (verified)
Did someone say pie? Like for eating? I'm in!
#46

uh said 08/30/05, 12:41 pm (verified)
I'm going to eat 713 pies, each with 713 scoops of ice-cream each, each scoop with 713 squirts of squirty cream on top. YUM! I feel better now. MAKE PIE NOT WAR!
#45

uh said 08/30/05, 12:36 pm (verified)
Hiya guys again. 'S Ava, and she is feeling tired, since she just went and visited snowy's petition for a laugh but instead became extremely angry and upset, because she has found that it is beginning to encourage rascism, which caused her to swear loudly whilst her small brother was in the room, which caused him to go and repeat it to her mother, which caused a punishment. Gods it gets on MY NERVES!
#44

ali said 08/28/05, 8:22 pm (verified)
GEEZ!!!! Oeople please stop posting the stories. It's so annoying!
#43

Funky is back Platypus said 08/27/05, 7:23 am (verified)
Wow, havent been here in a while.... snowy's petition has many signatures, I was just reading over them. Read signatures from around 60-64 (the red links at the bottom with the numbers), its hilarious! It turned into this whole RPG thing, I was cracking up! Well, just came to show that I havent forgotten the cause!!! PIE! *pie sparkles off in the sun-setted distance*
#42

hot shit pie in yo' eye said 08/26/05, 11:13 pm (verified)
'My Lady? My Lady!' Lady Guilianna looked up, shielding her eyes from the harsh mid-morning sunlight with one delicate, ash-stained hand. Her fingers, caked in dried blood, and raw from constant immersion in the hot water that she had used to clean the wounds of Baltress' injured, trembled slightly as she forced herself to look past the shattered remains of the market quadrant and up to the expanse of wall. White ash from the gutted and still smoking buildings fell like flecks of snow on her upturned face, carrying the faint odour of death to her nostrils. High above on the parapet stood Commander Fathrin, his bearded face small at this distance. She did not need to see his expression to know what it was: he was furious; furious at her absence from the quadrant; incensed by her decision to assist in the infirmary; and no doubt more than ready to renew their argument over exactly where she should best be applying her abilities. Still, his deep seated anger that this attack had had the temerity to occur on his watch had galvanised him into such a whirlwind of activity that the repairs to the wall – which would otherwise have taken weeks – seemed to have been achieved overnight. Pointedly, she turned her back on him, taking some comfort in the brief rebellion. She was hours overdue for their meeting, and had now run out of excuses to put it off longer. Arguments with her commander were always tedious, and she had no doubt that when he found out what she had ordered done in his absence, he would be far more than angry. It was eerily quiet in the quadrant. The screams had died out; the casualties either rescued or beyond hope; and the only sounds now were the infrequent, barked orders of the men dressed in the black-and-silver of the Baltress guard as they worked to extinguish those fires still raging in the area closest to Arthun's Gate - the main trade entrance for the city. Wooden shields now blocked the entrance, and behi
#41

Jayme said 08/24/05, 1:35 am (verified)
Mmm... Pie... *al a Homer* ~Proud Pirate on the HMS STFU~
#40

Yoda said 08/23/05, 10:13 pm (verified)
yeah, i want to tear myself away from snowy's petition, but its just sooo funny!!
#39

Via said 08/23/05, 7:59 pm (verified)
hi! its Via! hi "ali" i know you.... but thats for us to know...*eats apple pie* yumm! pie*drools*
#38

Jenni said 08/23/05, 3:00 pm (verified)
Yoda, definitely a good call. I can barely stand to read Snowy's posts anymore (as well as some of the others on that petition)... However, unfortunately, her petition is the main battlefield, so I can't help but watch... It's a sad thing to see how such a great series of books has been desecrated by all of this verbal filth. "True fans," huh? As for me, I'm going to sit back and eat my pie...
#37

Hanna said 08/23/05, 3:43 am (verified)
I definately agree to this! BTW, has anyone heard of Derby Pie or is it just a redneck thing? It's like a chocolate pecan pie. It's really good.
#36