Signatures #1 through #100 for the Women Are Evil- Agree with it petition
Nick Walsh said 12/08/06, 1:18 am (verified)
I support this petition.
#100

Amused said 11/30/06, 4:29 pm (verified)
Women may be evil, but the human race wouldn't exist without them. And besdies, most of the more horrifying disasters in history have been caused by men. (Examples: Hitler, Stalin, ect.)
#99

damn_right said 11/27/06, 8:29 pm (verified)
Misogyny rules
#98

Willie again said 11/27/06, 4:36 am (verified)
Hey, I just want to clear somthing up for the people who are freaking out like morons. I did not start this without first gaining the support of several females. Im basically basing it mainly on the math equation plus the fact that as somone pointed out, more than one religion cites women as the cause for unleashing evil on the world. This is one of the stupidist things ever. Women are in generall I beleive, smarter than males and with good reason. Generally they have had to work alot harder than men in the past to accomplish things that men could do with ease. I also beleive that being smarter and men being stupid makes a perfect situation for females to take advantage of, admit it ladies! you all know dam well you can control most men, because they think with their penis! I am not sexist.. I have spoken out severel times on a more serious public scale against women being paid less, I've worked with WAVAW ( Women Against Violence Against Women ) And I will physically harm any man that lays a hand on a girl. Almost everything is reletive, and if you dont like the survey...then, dont post a negative comment because it still goes down as you being a supporter of the petition. Also people need to stop trying to win arguments by calling people gay, it dosnt work. And by the way to all of you fucking bigots who are calling everyone gay as if its a negative thing, stop that because everything is up to freedom and choice...If you dont like it, don't read it, its that simple. If you do your stupid and I have no sympathy for you
#97

Anthony Regano I said 11/26/06, 1:29 am (verified)
Women are vile, cunt bleeding, scum bag, lesser sex, weak ass snakes. They are all evil WHORES and should be executed, all of them. F 'em we dont need the sluts, we can clone now so I say we exterminate the evil whores.
#96

Shiv said 11/22/06, 8:50 pm (verified)
Yep women are evil. But what can we men do about this? If you dont mind masturbating only then you will be fine but most men need to fuck a real woman.
#95

Fucmendass said 11/13/06, 7:01 pm (verified)
screw you, women suck,
#94

Now, I don't wanna waste time with a new argument which I've come up with in the past two or so, however long it's been, years. Instead, I shall say this: First of all, most of you women who signed this merely to say you disagree, I think you should know the flaw in that. It's like buying food from Mcdonald's, giving them money, and then throwing the food on the ground to make a statement. You're still supporting the business, you know. Same in signing this petition to disagree - you're supporting it. FOOLS! second, most of the "insulting" posts in this petition are... well, they're just bad. The logic in them is entirely flawed, and most of them just make the poster seem retarded. You should probably work on that. Lastly, this is just some silly little joke petition started by some silly high school boys - yes, one of which was me. Don't get so worked up about it.
#93

A.J. (again) said 11/10/06, 2:39 am (verified)
Well, I'm not going to waste my time with my new argument that I have come up with in the past two years or however long it's been since I first signed this petition. However, I am now going to add that all of the women who signed this petition just to disagree with it are complete morons. It's just like going to Mcdonald's, paying the company money for their food, and then throwing it on the ground to make a statement. You're still supporting the business, you lunatics. Henceforth, in signing this petition, you're helping the petition. FOOLS! Also, a lot of your arguments are also highly flawed, and what most of you have said just makes you seem retarded. I'm not even kidding. Oh, and lastly, this is just some silly little joke petition that got started by some silly high school boys - yes, one of which was me. Don't get so worked up about it.
#92

Joe said 11/09/06, 4:45 am (verified)
Are women evil? I guess this proves it... hehehehe
#91

21 Yr old said 07/31/06, 5:09 pm (unverified)
Its true. It takes TIME for them to break trough to a mans LUST which is caused by his backward thought of gifts and nights out which needs MONEY. TIME+MONEY=WOMEN (flip it. switch the W with Y you get M.O.N.E. Y.)
#90

all women are whores said 07/28/06, 5:09 am (unverified)
I wish all women on this planet would get raped and die of aids !!!!
#89

Ben said 07/25/06, 10:37 am (unverified)
I support this petition.
#88

Jason said 07/08/06, 7:34 am (unverified)
I have a wife that goes out of her way to hurt me at every chance she gets. You could not even believe it the same person she pretended to be when I first met her
#87

A Mans Man said 07/07/06, 5:10 am (unverified)
I support evil women. I love it when they cheat with me.
#86

gotey said 07/03/06, 3:35 pm (unverified)
we steel along like a snail in its shell,the women are out in front instead.thats because on the way to hell the womens a thousand steps ahead.
#85

aurora said 06/30/06, 7:27 pm (unverified)
MUAHAHahahahaha Yes us women are so evil....fear us. Honestly though...this is such a joke. If murder, ethnic killings, domination, RELIGION, the bible that MEN wrote.... Men will always be so obviously evil. that is why the statement that women are evil will always be a JOKE! :)
#84

Rob said 06/18/06, 10:48 pm (unverified)
i like pussy as much as the next man, butsupport this petition coz im sick of my girlfriend bloody whining all the time..makes life shit.. whoever sed they are 2 years mature was a dumbass..
#83

TheGenius said 06/06/06, 5:39 am (unverified)
because women are beyond evil, I don't think you people really know the extent of evil they are. Nothing but a bunch of whores. I am working on a book entitled "How Women Destroyed Humanity" you can read a short paper I wrote on the matter on my site at www.hyelight.com entitled "Whores, Causes, and Prevention". We can stop them as long as we just use them for what they are "PUSSY" and not fall in love with them, because that's what gives them power, I'm not saying don't f.uck women, damn you're a man and you gotta do what you gotta do, but don't fall in love.
#82

M. Trotsky said 06/06/06, 5:37 am (unverified)
because women are beyond evil, I don't think you people really know the extent of evil they are. Nothing but a bunch of whores. I am working on a book entitled "How Women Destroyed Humanity" you can read a short paper I wrote on the matter on my site at www.hyelight.com entitled "Whores, Causes, and Prevention". We can stop them as long as we just use them for what they are "PUSSY" and not fall in love with them, because that's what gives them power, I'm not saying don't f.uck women, damn you're a man and you gotta do what you gotta do, but don't fall in love.
#81

Mike said 05/24/06, 7:32 am (unverified)
it is true what Dr Dre said..bitches aint shit but hos and tricks
#80

Fucker said 05/16/06, 9:08 pm (unverified)
most women are evil expect for the ugly ones get them in a group and theyl jump on u
#79

Phill said 04/27/06, 9:33 am (verified)
Ifuckin hate em. a miscarriage and rape for each one!!!
#78

Elliot said 04/12/06, 12:36 am (verified)
Wow apparently no one on the "faithful internet" can take a joke. how tragic.
#77

Anna said 03/25/06, 6:09 am (verified)
All i can do is laugh at this petiton, because anyone(besides me) who signed it is gay....literally. so hahaha u guys are natural born cock suckers u dicks...go get a guy and fuck him in the ass, then go have a nice chat on how bad pussy is...hahaha
#76

Faggots!!!!!!! said 03/16/06, 9:44 pm (verified)
You can talk all the shit you want, but unless you take it in the ass, and like the taste of dick in your mouth, which it sounds like ALOT of you do, you're kinda out of options. Faggots
#75

hasdrupal said 03/16/06, 9:41 pm (verified)
Women are evil.period.as the saying goes "never trust anything that bleeds five days and doesnt die"
#74

Me said 02/22/06, 7:51 am (verified)
Women are inherently evil. From the start to now, women have been nothin' but whores and liars. If it wasn't for bein' heterosexual, I'd say screw 'em!
#73

calvin said 02/22/06, 7:49 am (verified)
I support this petition. Women are evil.
#72

Johnny L. Russ said 02/02/06, 7:05 pm (verified)
I support this petition. Black women in particular. They gives us "pure" hell! I support petition
#71

Jason Mills said 01/03/06, 1:43 pm (verified)
Women are born evil and spend the rest of their lives trying to hide it. They wear make up and fancy clothes to hide their evilness but it does no good. You can smell it on them. That's why they wear perfume too. But still, their evil deeds give them away. This is the proof I need.
#70

George said 01/02/06, 11:38 pm (verified)
Women are evil, they canīt help it. Some women may not seem so bad, but deep down, waiting to come out, is always their evil nature. You can be the nicest guy thinking it may change them, but give up, thereīs nothing you can do.
#69

Stefan said 01/02/06, 10:12 am (verified)
I support this petition completely, totally, unto my very grave.
#68

DoYouHaveEnoughCash? said 12/11/05, 4:58 am (verified)
Women are f***ing evil. Period.
#67

Reach4TheATM said 12/11/05, 4:54 am (verified)
Women are f***ing evil. Period.
#66

ryan said 12/04/05, 12:45 am (verified)
All women are wicked...except the ones that admit that they are wicked...these are really the nice ones (if you catch them on the right day).
#65

Women Hater said 11/30/05, 9:58 pm (verified)
Let me tell you, OLD women are PARTICULARLY evil, in many cases. They were beautiful and SPOILED when they were young but once their beauty goes away, they become BITTER because they don't get the free stuff they had earlier. Women of the world: concentrate less on your LOOKS and more on actually LIVING ACCORDING TO YOUR CONSCIENE.
#64

dan said 11/20/05, 6:06 pm (verified)
more and more woman are just copying men finding new ways to make more evil than what's really there. Men can't hide because woman are superfluous and take everything for granted.
#63

jacob Sullivan said 11/03/05, 12:46 am (verified)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WOMEN ARE EVIL
#62

atton said 10/15/05, 2:31 am (verified)
not all women are evil look at oprha then lorena bobbit ... bad example if she chops off my dick trust me you wont see the bitch in the afterlife or here
#61

Amanda Sudeith said 10/12/05, 9:40 pm (verified)
I am evil I'll Agree with ya>:)
#60

gothguy said 09/13/05, 1:34 pm (verified)
princess snoozer is right because i dont think all women are evil just girly girls.and im ready to go goth to because i also believe im a vampire.
#59

gothguy said 09/13/05, 1:34 pm (verified)
princess snoozer is right because i dont think all women are evil just girly girls.and im ready to go goth to because i also believe im a vampire.
#58

gothguy said 09/13/05, 1:34 pm (verified)
princess snoozer is right because i dont think all women are evil just girly girls.and im ready to go goth to because i also believe im a vampire.
#57

nick said 08/27/05, 9:55 pm (verified)
ive seen tha evidence *tee hee hee* and i agree wif u ur a really funy guy willie austin have u considered being a comedian? id pay gud munny to listen 2 u!
#56

Princess Snoozer said 08/27/05, 9:44 pm (verified)
ahem, only girly girls are evil, i am on the verge of going goth, there is no way, ANYONE, could EVER classify me as a girly girl, if you do, then listen up you little spaziods, i know where you live, and i'm seen where you sleep, and i swear you're mother will CRY when they've seen what i've done to you!
#55

Ursula said 08/10/05, 5:26 pm (verified)
let me just say that i whole heartedly agree with that statement. I belong to a matriarchal satanic sect, so i guess this means we're evil. And men are weak. They are simply pawns in this game of life, all the powerful men have women right behind them, subtly controlling them, take lady macbeth for example, she's fictional, but she's a symbol of female power! i don't care what u say about me. I know i'm right.
#54

Lady said 08/02/05, 4:27 pm (verified)
intelligent beings without us there would be no you's
#53

tbyte said 07/28/05, 1:34 pm (verified)
o0o0o0o me agreee
#52

The race of women is evil said 07/24/05, 5:54 pm (verified)
Women are all evil. There exists basically two races men and women. Any other race you hear about is imaginary. Men are all good, intelligent, and strong. The race of Women is gullible, weak, and evil. They are liers, cheats, backstabbers, whiners, bitchy, and moody. Down with the evil race of women.
#51

Yes they are said 07/05/05, 2:52 pm (verified)
The ladies in my town are really friendly in a pissy way *hiss*. I got fingered by alot of ladies, but then I always finger them back and tell them to get out of my house because they were still there when I woke up.
#50

NIETHER said 07/05/05, 2:40 pm (verified)
Men and women are both evil I'm neither.... You should see my groin
#49

Evie said 06/22/05, 9:32 pm (verified)
come on guys, men need women to reproduce, and I don't know any women who has done something evil, honestly, but I do know of many guys who have done evil things, many guys...Your equation thingy is very stupid. Don't you people know better than to use the words all, always, never, or none. You can't base your "all women are bad" thing on the women you know. More than half of the population is women, you can't have met them all, they are not all bad!!!! Come on, women are the ones that make & give birth to babies, men can't do that! So, you can't get rid of us... we are not evil, that is just a stupid thing to say...and guys, you know you like us, otherwise you'd be have to be gay. And you like sex, right, well, if there were no women, then you could only rape guys and no more babies would be born. So ha! What's your comeback to that, huh?? huh???
#48

chris said 05/30/05, 8:17 pm (verified)
if u were the slightest bit religious, u wouldnt be a feminist
#47

chris said 05/30/05, 8:17 pm (verified)
if u were the slightest bit religious, u wouldnt be a feminist
#46

chris said 05/30/05, 8:17 pm (verified)
if u were the slightest bit religious, u wouldnt be a feminist
#45

mary said 05/16/05, 3:23 am (verified)
actually, the quote is, "the love of money is the root of all evil." and if you're dating chicks who love you only for what you're willing to buy them, then it's not: women=evil, it's you=dummy.
#44

ryan said 05/09/05, 5:40 pm (verified)
women with very few exceptions are just plain evil
#43

Genevieve said 05/06/05, 1:52 pm (verified)
PLEASE!!! Grow up - hope you guys never get laid again - FREAKS!!!
#42

Thumbtackalishiousness said 04/27/05, 11:46 am (verified)
The Logic is flawed in this equation...if Women = Money then you can't re declare that women = Time + Money, hence the first declaration is pointless. 2nd, it should be Women = Money^2 as a resultant. "Since women take time and money and time is also money, " That is already accounted for in the declaration that Women = Money^2 and if Money ultimitly is the root of all evil then it would work out as Women = Evil. So I herby propose that: 1) Willie is an idiot, and can't copy an age old joke properly...which is funny enough in itself 2) That Women may be "Evil" @ times but they are a fundimental necesity . 3)Because of geographical location half of the people who reply to this petition will die face down in a ditch in the next 5-10yrs. & 4) Your an idiot to of kept reading this far. ~~Peace~~
#41

Patrick Jones said 04/27/05, 6:11 am (verified)
AMEN BROTHER!!!!!
#40

sean said 04/22/05, 5:35 am (verified)
Women are evil, I agree. It is a common known fact. but still we love them and ya know what im ok with that.
#39

Jared S said 04/16/05, 5:25 am (verified)
boobs + vaginas = the EPITOME of evil.
#38

aidan said 04/15/05, 1:43 am (verified)
willie.... you are messed up. hey guys! and girls.
#37

Scotty McRempel said 04/14/05, 6:02 am (verified)
Du ya know who's evil, her name is amanda...
#36

Wheaty said 04/13/05, 2:55 am (verified)
I support this petition.
#35

Nichole said 04/13/05, 1:50 am (verified)
IM A EVIL BITCH
#34

priya said 04/13/05, 1:27 am (verified)
I support this petition.
#33

omid f-bash said 04/13/05, 12:01 am (verified)
girls are the freeking spawn of satan
#32

poo said 04/12/05, 9:05 pm (verified)
i like poopy.
#31

Kelcie said 04/12/05, 4:58 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#30

Mr. W. said 04/12/05, 7:31 am (verified)
Genius! Vote Willie Austin for leader of the country! It seems he'll know how to run things.
#29

Dr. Evil(PHD) said 04/12/05, 4:17 am (verified)
I'm contemplating world domination as we speak...mwahahahahah.
#28

Hawk said 04/12/05, 4:10 am (verified)
uhh...some of em are pretty damn evil... or just pretty fuckin dumb.
#27

Mike said 04/12/05, 3:49 am (verified)
yeah, true. women might as well grow tails and horns. evil creatures.
#26

Shar said 04/12/05, 3:46 am (verified)
AHHAHA! women are SO evil!
#25

vanessa said 04/12/05, 3:42 am (verified)
you cant blame us =p
#24

Rhiannon C said 04/11/05, 11:15 pm (verified)
I can't say I agree with your reasoning that woman are evil, but I do belive it's true. How can we not be tempted to be evil when it's so easy?
#23

Dave said 04/11/05, 10:46 pm (verified)
Yes. I'm writing a speech on it for Mrs, Hyde's English class...
#22

Anthony said 04/11/05, 5:40 pm (verified)
They are so evil they should rot in hell
#21

Krysten said 04/11/05, 4:45 pm (verified)
ALL women = evil.
#20

Smith said 04/11/05, 3:21 pm (verified)
I concur
#19

Willie's friend said 04/11/05, 8:08 am (verified)
HOLY FUCKING SHIT, FUCKING FUCK, FUCKITY SHIT FUCKING SHIT!
#18

pickle said 04/11/05, 8:06 am (verified)
MAN THAT IS THE MOST INSANE THING EVER I HAVE NEVER EVEN HEARD THAT GOFERS ARE POISION TO EAT WITH CUCUMBERS i am sooooo not doing that again
#17

Me! said 04/11/05, 7:54 am (verified)
As I am me, and me is who I can be, but not as if you were you or me were you. It is a simple fact that just because I can I disagree. I don't disagree to not agree, nor do I agree to not disagree. I simple agree to disagree that I disagree to agree. The reason for this is that I can. I mean I can "Not" but I can "Can" too so the whole thing is that I don't not disagree to agree with this...or maybe I don't.....BECAUSE I CAN!
#16

Butteroll said 04/11/05, 7:40 am (verified)
Very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, TRUE!
#15

Nes said 04/11/05, 6:53 am (verified)
Well speaking for the woman I must say.. yes, the majority of us are evil. But who made us that way if it wasn't men? Yep that's right! And plus, don't you just love evil women? HAha yeah.. you sure do don't you guys! *wink* .
#14

Kelly W said 04/11/05, 5:51 am (verified)
damn women, they are all evil. Many are only mildly evil, others complete evil. damn women.
#13

Chris said 04/11/05, 5:46 am (verified)
they are evil
#12

masadav said 04/11/05, 4:04 am (verified)
I concur, all women are evil... not necessarily in a bad way, but evil none-the-less. Hey, most of them openly admit to being evil, the others are just so evil that they cannot even admit the truth, even to themselves. Lol
#11

Henry Wheat said 04/11/05, 3:48 am (verified)
i agree. women are evil, partly because we allow them to be. as men we are bigger stronger and smarter. allowing women to have our bank cards is what's putting us under all that stress.
#10

AshCool said 04/11/05, 3:44 am (verified)
Very true!
#9

Lyndsey Wheat said 04/11/05, 3:36 am (verified)
being a woman, i can say firsthand that, yes, woman are evil. however, the thing that gives us the ability to be so evil is our intelligence, which is greater by far than that of any man. so there.
#8

Anarchy Bob said 04/11/05, 1:50 am (verified)
Fucking Rights
#7

A.J. Birtwistle said 04/11/05, 1:40 am (verified)
All women are evil. Some are only a tiny bit evil and don't even show it, others are very evil. Men can be evil, but not *all* men are evil. They're stupid. Men=stupid Women=evil. That's just the way it is. I've never met or heard of a woman that isn't evil.
#6

m.j said 04/11/05, 1:16 am (verified)
all women are about as bright as a 2 watt light bulb.
#5

Tina said 04/11/05, 12:51 am (verified)
I signed.
#4

Willie Awesome said 04/11/05, 12:51 am (verified)
Its true
#3

Adam Swaluk said 04/11/05, 12:45 am (verified)
Yes, women are evil. Some less than others, but I do not know a single woman who is not evil.
#2

Marc Wright said 04/11/05, 12:45 am (verified)
Agreed
#1