The Petition to Save Darfur, Penguins, and Jesus.
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Author: Justin Smith
Started: March 21, 2006, 1:50:21 am
Target: US Congress
Supporters:

38
Goal:

100,000
Goal Progress:

1% Complete
Status

Active
We, the persons who have signed this petition, urgently request the Congress of the United States of America to authorize the Fantastic Four to stop the atrocities in Darfur.

Along with this, we would like the great, honorable Congressmen to go ahead and let them save the penguins who are being stolen from zoos, and to create a time machine to allow The Fantastic Four to go back in time to save Jesus from crucifixtion.

This is vital to the mental and emotional well being of not only the American people, but also the various other white people(s) globally.




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llewdog said 03/05/07, 4:28 pm (verified)
penguins are the shizit, they are fuzzzly wozzely and cute.
#38

anne said 03/23/06, 2:26 am (verified)
Save the penguins. Jesus is on his own.
#37

Jesus said 03/21/06, 8:47 pm (verified)
SAVE ME YOU MOTHER FUCKER!!! who cares about the penguins, save ME!!!
#36

Unwanted presence said 03/21/06, 5:59 pm (verified)
This petition is as sad as me, and that's sad.
#35

cha brah said 03/21/06, 6:08 am (verified)
wander is a filthy, filthy bitch
#34

Rachel Fatale said 03/21/06, 5:49 am (verified)
omg.
#33

jesus said 03/21/06, 3:59 am (verified)
save me, LOLZ
#32

Kelly said 03/21/06, 3:43 am (verified)
I support the well being of the white people.
#31

Chelt said 03/21/06, 3:42 am (verified)
yes. ohohohohohoh yes.
#30

Wang said 03/21/06, 3:41 am (verified)
I absolutely LOVE pink tacos.
#29

kat. said 03/21/06, 3:19 am (verified)
It's cool that they're going to save Jesus, but it's the penguin saving that's the clincher for me
#28

Kristen said 03/21/06, 2:51 am (verified)
Please save my jeeeeebus!!!
#27

King Penguin said 03/21/06, 2:46 am (verified)
Help us!
#26

Ben said 03/21/06, 2:45 am (verified)
The Fantastic Four are the only ones for a job of this magnitude! Everyone has to sign this!
#25

Adam Schwartz said 03/21/06, 2:32 am (verified)
Save Jesus!
#24

Hippie that they hate said 03/21/06, 2:32 am (verified)
Super...Way to go Justin! Stupid hippie haters...I should wage war on you...
#23

Conrad said 03/21/06, 2:28 am (verified)
I support this petition, I guess
#22

Sanchia said 03/21/06, 2:23 am (verified)
If anyone can do it, the Fantastic Four can!
#21

Brett said 03/21/06, 2:16 am (verified)
It's about time somebody stepped up for Darfur. All the other methods contained too much politics and not enough action.
#20

Dear Vida Will Kill, Wander said 03/21/06, 2:10 am (verified)
You suck ma ballz.
#19