Signatures #1 through #100 for the Harry potter sucks petition
K. C. said 07/06/07, 4:57 pm (verified)
Harry Potter really is a rather crappy series. It thrives in mediocrity, while somehow managing to revel in the spotlight. I liken it to the WoW of movies/books. Not that great, catering to the stupid, and lasting for far longer than it should.
#100

live_the_Magic_ said 07/06/07, 4:31 pm (verified)
(Live_The_Magic_ again) John and Timothy r shitbags, refer bak 2 Live_The_Magic_
#99

Timothy said 07/06/07, 6:58 am (verified)
I absolutely agree. Harry Potter is disgraceful and I cant believe something so stupid is so sucsesful.
#98

john said 07/05/07, 5:57 pm (verified)
I hate Harry Potter HE SHOULD DIE AND STOP SAYING RETARD SPELLS. AFTER ALL HE'S JUST A RETARD WHO SAYS GIBBERISH AT GIBBERISH LUCKY SCHOOL AND GETS LUCKY AT IT BECAUSE HE'S A STUPID RETARD AND HE GETS MEDICAL ATTENTION AND JK ROWLING FEELS SORRY FOR HIM AND MAKES CRAPPY BOOKS WHICH MAKE CRAPPY MOVIES LIKE THAT.DANIEL REDCLIFFE SUCKS AT ACTING AS HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#97

James S said 07/05/07, 4:27 pm (verified)
its not that good
#96

Heather G said 07/05/07, 10:31 am (verified)
I'd like to punch JK Rowling in the face.
#95

harlan said 07/02/07, 1:20 pm (verified)
harry potter sucks it goes against the bible in so many ways
#94

Aaron said 07/02/07, 7:46 am (verified)
I support this petition.
#93

Harry Potter Fan#1!!!!!! said 07/01/07, 4:34 pm (verified)
and FUK NO I DO NOT SUPPORT DIS RETARDED PETITION!!!!!!!!! Lil bastards!!!! Im with ya proker streit up!!!! (this is live da magic under cover)
#92

xprockerx said 07/01/07, 4:33 pm (verified)
and hell ya im with live_the_magic u rock girl keep tellen those looser bitches off ........ ooooo and dis is procker again
#91

Live_The_Magic_ said 07/01/07, 4:26 pm (verified)
yall ppl better stop criticising what yall no is the best series of books created since b4 any uf us were born! Im guessing whoever put reading is for nerds dats y u r flunkin @ skool!!!!! the ppl that cry during the end of the books is because WE probably think it is a terrible lost.... the only reason lotr made it was cuz uf orlando bloom!!!!!!!!!! Go screw yourselves like ya no u do... dont like da books dont read them! hate the movies den go protest infront of the theatres if it makes you happy!!!!! Cuz yea imma be 1 uf those freaks that are gonna be waiting in line @ midnite waiting for one of the best movies and books 2 be released!!!!!!!!!
#90

procker said 07/01/07, 4:12 pm (verified)
omg wtf is you ppls problem if u really hate HP so much y r u wasting ur time on dis patition? and dont start writing y am i wasting my time on here Bcuz im an HP supporter
#89

becky thornton said 06/28/07, 3:34 pm (verified)
Far better books than Harry Potter have been ignored or forgotten. Harry Potter is the lowest common denominator of literature and his popularity is a death knell for intelligent fiction.
#88

jimmie said 06/25/07, 11:00 am (verified)
Sucks big time!
#87

J.K. Rolling said 06/23/07, 2:22 pm (verified)
I hate Harry Potter! Can't wait till he get's killed by Voldermort or whatever.
#86

fred said 06/20/07, 4:54 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#85

Felix said 06/16/07, 5:34 am (verified)
I support this petition.
#84

Brandon said 06/13/07, 9:20 am (verified)
I support this petition.
#83

Diane said 06/10/07, 9:54 pm (verified)
Harry potter is so gay, he makes Elton John strait.
#82

you morons. said 06/06/07, 2:22 pm (verified)
you're all complaining jerks.if you don't like the book, dont read it. idiots.
#81

Phillip Robinspn said 06/04/07, 7:23 am (verified)
Harry potter sucks
#80

Ad said 05/31/07, 8:17 am (verified)
Bullshit
#79

vivek prinja said 05/30/07, 3:55 pm (verified)
Potter is a moron! I hate his guts and wish he died!
#78

Matt eves said 05/24/07, 9:52 am (verified)
I ONLY LIKED HARRY POTTER BECASUE IM A CLOSET FAG
#77

Luis Ramirez said 05/23/07, 9:20 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#76

harry fan said 05/18/07, 9:41 am (verified)
Harry poter is not suck u ideots. Leaves he be pleas i loev he. I loev read him book cuase i am a losser.
#75

Lydia said 05/14/07, 1:37 pm (verified)
harry potter sucks
#74

fgafdga said 05/13/07, 2:34 pm (verified)
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#73

ezgi kulyusofoglu said 05/08/07, 6:23 pm (verified)
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#72

Judo June Jane Jack said 05/02/07, 10:10 pm (verified)
#?) A kid-wizard that’s just stupid... Last note: J.R.R Tolkien would outrank J.K any day. He has more adventure, its realelistic and awesome! I mean come on a beeping BALROG! I think I make my point... Harry potter should die (Fordo would kill Harry 50/1) Since the publication of Harry Potter there has been a long lasting war between fans of Harry Potter and L.O.T.R…. I will not speak falsely when I say Harry Potter is winning the fight, but that’s only because there are a hundred babies reading it and crying over stupid pointless deaths in the end (oops I ruined the ending go cry about it) Unlike 20 grown people reading good interesting, smart, classic good books like L.O.T.R… in short there are more people reading Harry potter then L.O.T.R… But that’s because all who like L.O.T.R are old and dead… mark my words Harry lovers L.O.T.R Shall RULE AGAIN!!!
#71

theguythathats jue jue said 05/02/07, 10:07 pm (verified)
you're an idiot. go jack off to frodo and sam.
#70

Jue Jue said 05/02/07, 10:01 pm (verified)
Harry Potter sucks.... 1) J.K rolling or what ever, copied J.R.R Tolkien in the way she wrote her name! 2) Every idea in her book was taken fro LOTR... A troll battle, the black things in dark robes in the 3rd or fourth book (aka) Nazgul!!! 3) Gandalf would kill Harry and Dumbledore or how ever you spell it. Harry will be all like LUMOS! Or some gay shit and Gandalf would just like swipe Harry in the face with his staff. If anything comes close to manly it would be snape... Harry potter has grade four spells and gay shit. Real books have adventures stuff... so ya hands down Gandalf would kill Harry and everyone else a Hogwarts with out breaking a nail. 4) The book was meant for 3rd graders to read and has more attention then it needs 5) Any person alive would be able to kill Harry... even if they didn’t use magic. If u do some reading, it takes many years to study magic and even then it’s hard to do! Gandalf (though made up) is over 2000 years old. He has been studying magic for like ages... fought saruman and killed a Balrog. Though he does not use cool awesome magic it still defines and makes the point of what a wizard should be. Id like to see dumbeldorf (or how ever you spell it) to fight a Balrog! I LOST COUNT) Harry potter is cheesy! I mean come on!
#69

Julian said 05/02/07, 3:03 pm (verified)
HP IS OVER RATED!
#68

john patty said 04/24/07, 9:51 am (verified)
Harry potter sucks more than I do....dick that is
#67

blurrrx17 said 04/21/07, 9:48 am (verified)
harry potter sucks so does emerson.
#66

zz said 04/08/07, 6:02 am (verified)
Harry potter can suck my cock for all i care.
#65

zach said 04/07/07, 8:38 am (verified)
WoW S pac ing ANd pUncTuaTiON is HaRd?>"
#64

CHRISTOPHER ALLEN TRAU said 03/31/07, 5:21 pm (verified)
it fucking sucks... they are all so gay people are retarded imbreds for reading this
#63

spooky pumpkin said 03/27/07, 12:25 pm (verified)
What is really sick is that on release day of the new book and at the stroke of midnight tons of teenagers and adults of all ages will be waiting in line to buy this book for....THEMSELVES. This is a book for children. GROW UP already (must be a case of mass-Peter Pan syndrome). You people are really unstable and sad. I mean come on, it's not like these books are a good read anyway.
#62

Erin the Raccoon said 03/26/07, 8:23 pm (verified)
Harry Potter sucks so much @$$!!!!! I prefer Family Guy because at least the baby Stewie would shoot Harry Potter with his trusty little raygun! :imitates LeQuack from the CTCD episode "Nowhere TV": Family Guy is good; Harry Potter is bad; Family Guy is good; Harry Potter is bad; let's get rid of Harry Potter! ...Oh, and by the way, reading is for nerds, especially when it comes to Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Eragon, etc.
#61

Ok, everyone calm down said 03/18/07, 9:53 am (verified)
Look, why don't we all stop SWEARING and yelling at each other. I'd be a lot more convinced that Harry Potter sucks if peoples only reasons are 'OMG, he's a f***ing retard'.
#60

Niki said 02/16/07, 5:17 pm (verified)
YOu know what I think? I think you aLL need to go get a CAT scan or somehthing because you aLL are absoLuteLy retarded! Have you even read the Harry Potter books? I think not!!! Because if you did, yu're IQ wouLd increase about 30 pts. UnLess, of coarse, you're trying to get attention. That must be it.
#59

harry potters good said 01/01/07, 3:24 am (verified)
dude u lazy witchcraft thinking mary jane fuckers got nothin better to do but fuckin yell at a book o p.s i forgot illiterate mfs
#58

rext said 12/24/06, 11:53 am (verified)
Harry Potter SUCKS!!! I guess the main reason I hate him is because he looks like such a Geek!! To all you Potter fans get a life and I hope your hero dies in the upcoming book while sucking Ron's dick!!
#57

Luiza said 12/24/06, 12:16 am (verified)
Harry Potter is intended for kids, and I don't understand the obsession with it. The plot is tedious, and makes me want to shoot myself everytime i hear the mention of this overrated book. I enjoy fiction novels but the plot is just too exaggerated. I don't understand how someone can find in reading about wizards and what not. To each is their own.
#56

mostergr said 12/22/06, 10:28 pm (verified)
Harry Potter sucks!
#55

The Truth said 12/20/06, 5:33 pm (verified)
lol true mafuger dose suck sucks so bad that i can say suck enough 2 get ma point across.LMMFAO!! WHAT IZ so interesting aboat something cast spells if i am correct.I know it something 2 do wit wizards THEY suck big donkey and lamma dick so ehh yeah.Fuge u HP imma know call this hewlet packard I love dat computer lol.FU pot boy
#54

girl said 12/20/06, 5:21 pm (verified)
I want to know why the people who hate Harry Potter all come across as illiterate. It can't be coincidental, can it?
#53

I HOPE H.P DIES! said 12/17/06, 3:42 am (verified)
i hate harry potter. the books are horrible, the plot is boring and predictable, like i've nvr read a book about a lil kid being the 1 to save the world YEA IN 2ND GRADE, the main charater is as flat as an index card. he has now flaws and hes boring as hell. im 14 and have SO many friends who just LOVE harry potter UGH GET A LIFE every bookstore we go in we just HAVE to see the harry potter section. it makes me wanna throw up. i tell them "THIS BOOK SUCKS ASS!" and they go"HEY I LOVE THIS BOOK IT'S AWESOME!" WHAT R U? ILITERATE! (sp?) I MEAN THIS BOOK SUCKS. UGH! i wish sum1 wuld devote a whole website to hating it i rly need sumwhere to complain about it. I HOPE HARRY POTTER DIES IN A FREAK JERKIN OFF ACCIDENT WHILE LOOKING @ PICTURES OF HERMINO! that dumb shit.
#52

molly- harry potter is said 12/07/06, 8:28 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#51

Max said 12/03/06, 11:41 pm (verified)
You people are all stupid. Number one, Harry Potter is just a book, so no need to go crazy. Number two,if read just one page mabye some of you will learn to spell.
#50

Max said 12/03/06, 11:41 pm (verified)
You people are all stupid. Number one, Harry Potter is just a book, so no need to go crazy. Number two,if read just one page mabye some of you will learn to spell.
#49

Sarah said 11/20/06, 12:11 am (verified)
I'm not going to spaz..I just want to know how so? because everyone is entilted to their opinion. But, it really helped me love to read and number 39 signiture gay is not a synonm for stupid.
#48

sorry, but it sucks. said 11/20/06, 12:06 am (verified)
The whole "Harry Potter" empire is based on weak writing meant for kids in the fourth grade, and has been given far too much attention for what it has to offer (or, really, lack thereof). I tried reading it and I was amazed at how much it lacked as a legitimate story. Yet, J.K. Rowling is still touted as one of the best writers on the face of the earth, blah, blah, blah. Does anybody care to explain to me why?
#47

potter hater said 11/14/06, 2:29 am (verified)
i can't even get through 1 page without wanting to slit my wrist
#46

Juanchiz the monkey said 08/11/06, 6:39 pm (unverified)
Yeah, Harry Pothead sux
#45

Will reddish said 08/10/06, 2:54 pm (unverified)
IT SUCK SO HARD I WANT HARRY AND ALL HIS BENERTASTIC SHITTY FRIENDS TO DIE THE STUPID JAMMY BASTARD
#44

Asher said 07/26/06, 4:04 pm (unverified)
I support this petiton because hp is unoriginal, uncreative, and started a fad religion.
#43

Jen der Bende said 06/19/06, 1:10 pm (unverified)
Harry potter is an overrated, whiny, gay prick. The 5th and 6th books were a load of shite. I am writing the 7th book [Warts and All]. The 2nd and 4th were good but the 1st and 3rd were mediocre. Hmm... die potty!
#42

whos ther nerd then? said 06/18/06, 11:49 am (unverified)
j.k rowling isnt a proper writer. harry potter is a nerdy geek who is very ugly. EVERYONE SHOULD HATE HARRY POTTER HE IS A STUPID IDIOT. EVERYONE THROUGH ROCKS AT HIM! i thought that the books were incredibly boring and they go like this: one day harry potter learns a spell. whopee he says i am so happy. HOW DULL! HARRY POTTER SHOULD BE KILLED BY VOLDERMORT. Voldermort is a sissy aswell as being a shit head.
#41

Joseph said 06/13/06, 6:48 am (unverified)
JK Rowling is a hack, Harry Potter sucks anally, and... Snape killed Dumbledore. :)
#40

harry potter is gay said 06/11/06, 12:56 pm (unverified)
because harry potter is unoriginal it is a take of lord of the rings but no where near as good.
#39

odd-sox said 06/11/06, 12:50 pm (unverified)
harry potter is obviously gay. now what kind of example is that setting?
#38

LiQuiD said 06/08/06, 9:49 pm (unverified)
i gladling sing this patition, harry potter is one of the most dumb books ever been writen its about a lil gay asshole being pissed on hes all life then suddenly he becomes a really powerful wizard a book writen for lil gay nerd kinds so they could feel good about themself if you want to read a really good fantasy book go for "Discworld" by Terry Pratchett this guy is awsome
#37

connor greenlees said 04/21/06, 3:16 pm (verified)
I Love Harry Potter, who do you guys think you are making fun of jk Rowlings and harry like this? You should all be very ashamed of yourselves, this is my most favorite book ive read each one seven times and i love it. if you would like to contact me call 1 847 922 8032 and i will argue with you you homos
#36

timma said 04/19/06, 9:27 pm (verified)
whatever it takes to keep our society stupid and blinded for the truth
#35

u know said 04/19/06, 9:22 pm (verified)
u know that todays kids like magjiik so alot that they dream of hairy potter they live in world of fantasy this the next generation lol
#34

FUCK HAIRY POTTY said 04/14/06, 8:38 pm (verified)
I tried to read a Harry Potter book once, but it sucked so much it took all the air out of the wetern half of the U.S. No wonder Harry Potter fans have brain damage.
#33

harry potter sucks ass said 04/14/06, 8:33 pm (verified)
ONE WORD: OVERRATED
#32

Lonestar said 04/01/06, 1:10 am (verified)
Potter must die. God, go away already.
#31

Nicole said 03/29/06, 3:05 am (verified)
HARRY POTHEAD SUCKS!!! ALL OTHER HARRY-LOVERS CAN BURN IN HELL!!
#30

tegui said 03/29/06, 3:00 am (verified)
I support this petition. His name is Harry POTTER because he smokes too much pot wich is why he sucks so much. harry potter likes big HARRY dick in his ass.
#29

taino da latino said 03/29/06, 2:48 am (verified)
Harry Potter Is a boring book i barely got thru da 1st chapter.i couldnt take it any further.2 fucken boring. Harry Is a gay nerd dork prancing around in dick sucker wizard clothsjus waitin 2 b ass fucked by Michael Jackson. Dis Also applies 2 Dan Radcliff
#28

Chloe said 03/28/06, 2:59 am (verified)
True dat. J K Rowling obviously has no idea on what a good story is. Harry Potter is playgerised from all the great stories like the Lord of the Rings and Narnia. Honestly Harry Potter needs to die!!!!! Raaaaaaarh!!!!! Woot woot for Frodo Baggins!!!! And Daniel Radcliffe is gay! Yeah!
#27

scott said 03/09/06, 11:14 pm (verified)
I hate it
#26

I love Harry Potter said 03/04/06, 6:16 pm (verified)
You've hurt my feelings! I HATE YOU!!
#25

Shitpot said 03/04/06, 6:14 pm (verified)
COMPLETELY AGREE. Harry potter sucks, and Rowling sucks(www.rowlingsucks.co m) ALL SUCK
#24

connor said 03/03/06, 8:40 pm (verified)
Harry Potter Blows DumbleDick and Caitline Galisini Doesnt even read the books, She listens to them on tapes. ButtFuck
#23

yeah he's a goth ass nerd bitch said 03/02/06, 2:40 am (verified)
I support this petition.
#22

YaWorstNightmare said 03/02/06, 2:38 am (verified)
Shut the bloody hell up!!! Bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#21

-.- said 03/02/06, 2:37 am (verified)
theres only one more harry potter book left....just deal with it till then, then its over
#20

your momas name said 03/02/06, 2:36 am (verified)
ill tell u once F*** OFF! get a life u F*****S!
#19

hades said 02/27/06, 7:34 pm (verified)
harry potter should die.. SOON!
#18

harryzgurl said 02/26/06, 5:08 am (verified)
I love Harry Potter. It's an intelligent series that has grown with the author. Nobody can tell me that it shows the "decline of culture". I agree that the fans are sometimes complete idiots, and fanfiction is almost pitiful, but the SERIES is terrific. Anyone who hates Harry Potter can die, because anyone who hates Harry Potter deserves to die. Seriously, HARRY POTTER RULES!!!
#17

selim sivad said 02/10/06, 12:02 am (verified)
The hype surrounding Harry Potter is proof of the decline of global culture. 140 years ago, people freaked out over Charles Dickens' books. Now I'll be the first to say I'm not the biggest fan of his writing but I at least respect his writing style, characterization, and moral outlook on life. J.K. Rowling, on the other hand, writes about as skillfully as a pulp science-fiction writer. I especially love her poignant metaphor about the "beast in Harry's stomach" regarding girls from Book 6. I'll admit to having read every single Harry Potter book simply as an armchair sociologist. It's really sad that people think this crap is genius and that even adults read it. Even sadder is all the fan fiction (aka "softcore erotica") that features these one-dimensional, obnoxious characters. But we won't get into that. The point is... Harry Potter sucks and makes me seriously worry about the state of modern literature.
#16

Pink-Sugar said 02/03/06, 6:58 am (verified)
Yes. Most definately. Shot to peices.
#15

Jelk said 01/30/06, 3:35 am (verified)
Harry Potter needs to be put to sleep.....with a double barrle to the face.
#14

big dick said 01/25/06, 8:30 pm (verified)
HARRY POTTER IS HOTTTT!!!!!!!!
#13

poopel said 01/18/06, 6:28 am (verified)
we understand the meaning and intelligence in harry potter. i wouldn't say that it's too great compared to lord of the rings ect.
#12

Cass said 01/07/06, 5:27 am (verified)
Ya'll are just a bunch of idots! you say jkr is "insults her reader's intelligence" with her writing! However this is not the case. If you actually were intelligent enough to actual see all of the secret passage ways and mysterious loops and turns that leads on a thrilling fox hunt that never gets old or tainted. Its just you people that can't understand jkr's masterpieces, where she fits in amazing history, culter and mystery into her stories. And Harry is not a flat character! it is you infact that it the flat character!
#11

Harry Potter said 12/27/05, 2:31 am (verified)
I am Harry Potter, and I am disgusted with JK Rowling for making me so shitty. I am the worst character ever, and all my books suck. Please, don't read anything that has Harry Potter in it.
#10

dicks anonomoyous said 12/17/05, 10:13 pm (verified)
HARRY POTTER IS THE WORLDS MOST SHITTY series ever....
#9

Ayume said 11/30/05, 10:44 pm (verified)
Wow! You're what...the fiftieth person to start one of these? XD Now what exactly do you plan to accomplish with this? Sad, sad.
#8

lexi said 11/25/05, 9:02 pm (verified)
Harry Potter sucks. I agree. The acting is horrible. The actors have the same facial expression throughout the whole film and the casting director did not choose Harry, Hermione and Ron based on acting skills. It was based on looks. That's all I need to know not to watch that stupid movie.
#7

Tony m said 11/18/05, 9:18 pm (verified)
Harry potter sucks. get over you fat fucking selves.
#6

Roxanne Harting said 11/16/05, 8:15 am (verified)
I don't agree. I think that the Harry Potter series is a very good one. I think your all just too idiotic and obbsessed with syaing it's a rip-off, when it is not.And of course REAL LIFE isn't like that off the life depicted in the Harry Potter books. It's a very well written FANTASY. Not a non-fictional book series. A fictional one. A very well made book seies, look a little harder, you'll find just how good it is.
#5

James Bartolotti said 11/14/05, 1:27 am (verified)
The first few books were indeed a nice read, the third book was especially good. However, when you look at it as a series, you see how transparent the series is. Malfoy just so happens to turn out to be evil, Snape's a bad guy and kills Dumbledore, wow, I sure didn't see that coming. J. K. Rowling insults her reader's intelligence when she writes such unidimensional characters.
#4

Sean Jester said 11/13/05, 3:20 pm (verified)
Harry Potter is the abosulute worst book ever, to easy to read, not very well developed, things have been stolen from so many other GREAT novels, the thing I hate most about it, is how much everyone eles loves it!
#3

Mike Mann said 11/12/05, 6:43 pm (verified)
Unoriginal, juvenile, dry, boring, and lacking all those components that make heroic fantasy truly entertaining and inspiring. Completely overrated, for something that should be lapping at the heels of greater series writers, like George RR Martin's Song of Ice and Fire series.
#2

Ann Chansy said 11/12/05, 1:23 am (verified)
Worst series every written for people. Better read it to a donkey and let them step on the books while doing some of their business on it too. it shows that doing bad brings good even for the right reasons. WRONG!!! bad always has a punishment, but these books show that bad has a reward. heck no. REAL LIFE ain't like that at all. the whole series is a load of crap.
#1